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Artist Hands by SlytherinGoddessRoseThorns reviews
PLEASE NOTE RATING HAS GONE UP! Sasori finds himself thinking of a new kind of art that lies within the hands of a certain blonde 'artist' SasoDei twoshot FINAL CHAPTER COMING SOON
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Mad Love by hyenateeth reviews
Deidara has just started working at the world famous Akatsuki Asylum, where he meets the Scorpion Killer, Sasori Akasuna. What does this psychopathic killer want with him? Batman based AU, yaoi, Sasodei. ON HAITUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,932 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
He Doesn't Understand by papercut ai reviews
Deidara and Sasori are very different, and there are a lot of things they don't understand about each other. The Akatsuki, plotting, and mentally scarring leads to eventual DeiSas. has been changed to mature for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,244 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Into the Fire by Arrina-san reviews
Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,192 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Tuesdays With Sasori by MakoMori reviews
AU: Deidara finds himself part of an investigations team for the murder of Sandaime, but the murderer is more than meets the eye; leaving Deidara to realize that his heart, mind and body have fallen captive to a fifteen-year-old psychopath.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,244 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Status Quo Ante Bellum by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Elizaveta clearly despised everything vaguely relating to Gilbert of the Pretend Prussian Race--except for his younger brother, who was the only exception. It did not help that Gilbert existed. :Austria/Hungary/Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Grand Duchy by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Tino would rather go to a terrible place/Russia than tell his boyfriend that he couldn't understand a good amount of the words coming from his mouth. :Sweden/Finland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Inspiration by Corkboard reviews
England inspires a lot of things, unintentionally.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
My Landslide Companion by Silent Nacht reviews
He spends too much time dwelling on the new memories. His tongue carries the permanent taste of flowers and Feliciano's saliva. Germany/N. Italy. WWII setting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The 5th of November by TechnoRanma reviews
England remembers the traitor Guy Fawkes from 400 years ago.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
Unentitled by TechnoRanma reviews
When, and why, England stops seeing America as a child. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/20/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Haze by still-lilies reviews
Germany remembers, realizes, recalls. He, himself, his memories, Italy, and Holy Roman Empire. Companion fic to Broken Smiles, suggested to be read first.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Lost Letters by Silent Nacht reviews
Everything he never said. Letters written to England by America after the Revolutionary War.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's Not Stalking If You're Included by redwalgrl-RG reviews
Prussia has always been watching Austria and Hungary. He's not very good at it either, and can't seem to keep his mouth shut. AustriaHungary, Prussia voyeur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Be Careful What You Put In Your Mouth by SnowGlimmer reviews
Arthur goes to Kiku for a lesson in Japanese cuisine and ends up biting off more than he can chew. England/Japan, Arthur/Kiku
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
B Flat Conqueror by Silent Nacht reviews
If no one is perfect, then Germany is meant to be no one. N. Italy/Germany, angst, WWII setting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Italy liked watching Germany by Conis reviews
Germany/N.Italy. Food comparisions. And Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Heat by Silent Nacht reviews
He is not the country Russia dreams of him being, but he is himself, and he is willing. In the snow, they walk together. Russia/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Touch and Go by Silent Nacht reviews
Nothing is simple for Germany. WWII setting, Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Coffea Arabica by Silent Nacht reviews
England's tea isn't nearly as dirty as America's mouth. England/America. Blatant silliness and fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2008 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Glasses not folklore by So Guhn reviews
Where did America get his glasses? The most obvious of answers should always smile obnoxiously in our face. England/America/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2008 - America, Canada - Complete
Memories by Till death due us part reviews
This cute one shot is between England, Canada, and America. England invites the two over to his house to be together again and he ends up remembering a whole lot of the past. Very adorable with a very heartwarming ending! Rated T for safety.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2008 - England/Britain, Canada
A Good Cup of Tea by starshards reviews
Arthur hesitated for a moment. ‘The snow,’ he said, ‘it always makes me think of you.’ Canada/ England; sheer fluffiness
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2008 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Sands of the Amaranth Hourglass by BrightBrightWorld reviews
AU. War rages among the races, the genocide campaign launched by the vampires slowly consuming minorities. An orphaned werewolf, through a series of misfortune and his unlikely bond with a digruntled noble, will change everything. SasoDei. Yaoi/gore
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Through The Glass by lameninja reviews
Sasori has been sent to prison for ten years and it's up to Deidara to get him out whilst reminicing about how they grew up together. SasorixDeidara sasodei yaoi fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
The Clay Warrior by Markition Necrovius reviews
The story of the ninja who fought with clay, joined an organization of missing nin, managed to take down a Kazekage, and fell in love with a puppet. [DeidaraSasori yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,198 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
When Insanity Calls by luck33ang3l reviews
-AU shonen ai- -SasoDei, KisaIta- Dumped in a mental institute, Sasori is befriended by a pyromaniac by the name of Deidara. With the help of Deidara, Sasori struggles to face the past he is so desperately trying to forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,661 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Art is Art No Matter How Corrupted by Aishiteru Sabaku no Gaara reviews
DeiSaso Deidara escapes the snake ninja Orochimaru after years of imprisonment. But when he wakes up, he finds that he has something else to worry about. Akatsuki. The only person that he feels he can trust is Sasori. What will happen? How will they fare?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,170 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sei by Sarehptar reviews
Deidara microfics. AU, mild BL, violence, repetitive use of the word 'Un,' and spoilers for the manga are inevitable.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,379 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Genesis by Arrina-san reviews
Emotions. Conflict. Lessons learned hard. He would do anything to never face them again: even throw away his greatest desire right after he obtained it. Besides, why should one love...when they weren't meant to in the first place? SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,818 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
No Dildo Required by Maelza reviews
Sasori is alone at the base and Deidara is out on a mission for three days. He's been gone for two and not expected to be back for another day. Sasori does something rather unexpected... Sasodei, yaoi, really really smutty
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Memory by Crystaline-Crimson reviews
SasoDei. I guess in a way, un, Sasori-Danna was right.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Konan has CRAMPS o noez! by Paper Ghost reviews
ya, well.....It's kinda self explanitory. peinxkonan, sasodei if you tilt your head, and fluff. the akatsuki should mind their language more.....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
From Pain to Pleasure by Aranel Naur reviews
From frustration to peace and comfort, from anger to joy, from despair to hope and forgiveness. Love and hatred. A collection of short Deidara centered oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Dolly, Darling by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' [DeiSaso] [Sequel to Bomber, Baby]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Closet by Wrath Of Fire reviews
Stick two guys who barely know each other into a closet, and something's bound to happen. AU [SasoDei] Don't worry, it's not a lemon. Geez.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Explosions of Emotion by Starling Short reviews
Sasori finally meets his new partner, Deidara, and ends up feeling things he hasn't felt in years. How do you resist a flirt with mouths on his hands anyway? A SasoDei DeiSaso fic that isn't a Oneshot! Yaoi Smut and LEMON in chapters 6, 8 and 11!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,348 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The air that I breathe by UrKid reviews
I was losing the coldness within me too. Love does that. Deidara asks a little bit of attention from Sasori [SasorixDeidara]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Hate Mail by Aurifex reviews
[SasoDei, implied KakuHidan] Dear Asshole. I'm telling Sasori no danna what you said about my hair. I hope he sets you on fire. Jackass. Love, Deidara. P.S....Tell your boyfriend I said hello!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Hypothetically Speaking by Aurifex reviews
[SasoDei, Implied KakuHidan, oneshot, shounenai] LISTEN TO ME, YOU REDHAIRED TEME, I WAS CURIOUS, OKAY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Hidan, Sasori - Complete
Artist of the Floating World by MistressKaia reviews
Dark secrets always lay covered up by beautiful makeup and charming dances.This couldn't be more true in the tea house Sasori is drug into.When its Deidara's turn to dance,though, Sasori finds this socalledart calls to him mockingly to no end. SasoDei AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Bomber, Baby by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sting of a Scorpion by BrightBrightWorld reviews
While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Perfection by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Sasori often wonders why he is so obsessed with his blonde partner. SasoDei drabble. Rated M for yaoi and some very slight gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
My God by UrKid reviews
Deidara's world was turned around several times. For once he couldn't turn back [minor SasorixDeidara or just otherwise a strong relationship]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
God's Green Gift by rip-through-my-nameless-seams reviews
Imagine: Kisame, Itachi, Deidara and Sasori, a bowl the size of Kisame's fist and lots of time on their hands. Rated for DRUG REFERENCES...AHHH!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Kisame no Danna by Shuriken to the face reviews
Deidara calls Sasori 'Danna' because he's Deidara's partner, and a fellow artist. So why does he call Kisame by that title?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Not Unheard Of by Momosportif reviews
SasoDei oneshot! Puppeteers lead a somewhat closed off life but Sasori aims to change that and discovers a bit more about his partner, himself, and the beauty of art in the process. Dei and Sori are Kishimoto's lovelies! Read, enjoy and review if inclined
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Reciprocation by BoREdom mAnIFEsT reviews
Leader has a brilliant new plan for helping everyone 'bond' especially the two with the worst team dynamic in all of Akatsuki, Deidara of Iwagakure and Akasuna no Sasori. Unfortunately, it may take more than just rooming together to help these two. SasoDe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Flowers by Stories of Insomnia reviews
One shot. Deidara owns a small flower shop, and Sasori is his only visitor.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Artistic Persuasion by JadeHallowell reviews
A morbid little look into the relationship between Sasori and Deidara. Sometimes it just takes a little persuasion to make Sasori see things from Deidaras POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Happy Trail by Shitaki reviews
Sasori's the teacher, Deidara's the student and a desk blowing up brings them together? Romanceangst SasoDei Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Autumn by Sasori and Deidara kthx reviews
I suck at summaries so screw it. xD It has Sasori and Deidara in it, nothing explicit.I'll edit this later to something more interesting.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Incandescence by LeaveMeLonely reviews
Deidara thinks about how he's going to die and what's going to happen when he does die. Hints of SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Paintings by DestinationLullaby reviews
Deidara paints, Sasori thinks. Little SasoDei oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Heat by Shuriken to the face reviews
Takes place after Akatsuki at the Seaside. Rating is there for a reason. Onesided Deisaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Magnetism by Arrina-san reviews
I sometimes wondered if Danna wished to see the world through my pair of eyes, to experience beauty in another form besides his. [Implied SasoDei, Deidara's POV]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Chopin by Rosi-chan reviews
Deidara learns an interesting truth about Sasori and his interests. No pairings. OOC Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Okay?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Sensitive by nikki95fantasy reviews
Sasori tries hide the confusing senses of his, but only Deidara can see through it. Oneshot SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Model by sharingank reviews
Deidara didn't realize that Sasori was a skilled drawer until the day his partner asked him to pose for a sketch. SasoDei oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Secrets of the Mind by KuraiOkami reviews
Sasori hasn’t heard the words ‘I love you,’ since he was a child, nor has he been hugged since then. His trust in everyone around him is also slightly tainted since his old partner left him. What is he going to do when his newfound partner comes? SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,232 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sasori, Deidara
Last Love Song by AngelWhoIsNotASerialKiller reviews
Sasori relieves to you his tragic love story in what he believes to be our little planet's last love song...[SasoDei] [inspired by Saikano] oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Devotion and Desire by Insidiae reviews
Deidara finds his days at Akatsuki long and boring, but, ironically, they seem to pass faster in the company of a man who yearns for forever. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
My Little DeiChan by MistressKaia reviews
Deidara brings home a kitten in hopes of keeping it. Naming it after himself, he finds the name fits more then he realizes. No matter who you are, a kitten doesn't care. It'll always climb your coat and love your danna more then you. SasoDei Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Art is Eternal by Mujaki no Tsubasa reviews
It is almost like the thrill when a body falls into his hands, ready to be added to the collection. But it is not art. SasoDei. Yaoi. Implied sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Misunderstood by Novelist Pup reviews
Kyuubi is a very... misunderstood induvidual. [absolute crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Quicken by Junsui Kegasu reviews
Sasori needed to quicken his pace. Deidara needed to quicken the destruction. They met at the end. SasoDei, onesided NaruSasu. Alternate Universe. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,615 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Sasori, Deidara
The Most Logical Mpreg Ever by Novelist Pup reviews
Like the title says. You can't argue with this one.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Seymour - Complete
Free Me by NinjaMatty reviews
When Deidara goes missing on a mission with Itachi and is finally found 2 years later, what goes on with Sasori and Deidara? Reference to SasoXDei. [Chap4]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
The Seventy Ninth Challenge by sharingank reviews
There is a reason that Kakashi is so neurotic these days...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Koi by sharingank reviews
It begins at a pond and it ends at a pond. JiraiyaTsunade oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Laid to Rest by sharingank reviews
There comes a point in everyone's life when ghosts must be laid to rest...KakaAnko oneshot. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Anko M., Kakashi H.
Watch Me Cry by sharingank reviews
The curse seal is hurting, and there is only one place she can think of to go...KakaAnko oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Tragic Kingdom by icor reviews
[Sasori x Deidara] “I’m not going to die, Deidara.”From the very beginning, until the very end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
That Woman Drives Me Mad… by LunarFlare14 reviews
Dorothy is once again kidnapped by Beck when he leads a surprise attack on Rogers home while he sleeps. Roger follows him to a warehouse to find Dorothy under Beck's control. Please R&R!
Big O - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
An Understanding Affair by Ryoko Porter reviews
roger's POV on Dorothy
Big O - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Complete
Art by mayonaka-ni-sakayume reviews
Oneshot. Deidara can't sleep, and it's contagious. Hints of a pairing, if you care to read it that way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Complete
Red Lingerie? by Merrianna reviews
What does Dorothy wear under her black dress? And how does Roger find out?
Big O - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/25/2004
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,550 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Piano Plan by Fanfic Connoisseur reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Roger kept Dorothy to busy to play her piano all day? DorothyRoger sap.
Big O - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Complete
Black Days by Mokora reviews
It's a normal time for Roger Smith and Dorothy, until a tragedy befalls them, and Roger begins to realize what a prize he really has... But is it too late?
Big O - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2003 - Published: 10/12/2003
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hands reviews
A collection of fluffy (and sometimes sexy and ridiculous) drabbles; based on Tumblr meme-prompts. Life on the Nemesis is very rarely a dull experience. Knock Out/Breakdown interspersed throughout with 'Con shenanigans.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Knock Out, Breakdown