Simply Pyschotic
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Joined 07-19-07, id: 1330018, Profile Updated: 08-01-08
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

I promise you guys this will be the last ime I change my name. 'Cause this one is the best so far.

Some Stuff About Me: I'm a straght up perv; no question. I love M rated fanfictions. I'm not much of a writer(as you can tell by my first fanfic -.-'). I'm currently trying to perfect my skills as a writer by reading morefanfics. I love angst, drama, comedy, and incest. I've got too much on my mind to care about what you think of me, so I'll be very forward with you. In other words, I don't care what you think 'cause in the next few minutes I'll be on a completely different topic...Oh look, COOKIES!! Simply Psychotic will try to be your friend if you try with her. So don't fuck with me or I'll torture you, XD. I love talking in an Old English voice, cause it's so funny trying to decipher it .

So... will thou fine presence please grace the stands? (That was random...)

Just so you know, I'm not really that into Naruto(the series itself), but I love SasuNaru fanfics!!(They're my crack!!)I'm a Inu fangirl!!An I'm obsessed with InuKag fics! Sadly there is no Kikyo love here.InuKik?(WTF HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKIN?!)


I'm also a big MSI (Mindless Self Indulgence), Bloodhound Gang, and Lords of Acid fan, so I guess that just proves pervyness XP

Favorite Animes

InuYasha, Pita Ten, Futari Ecchi, Loveless, Fullmetal Alchemist, FLCL, Lupin the Third, Case Closed, Samuri Champloo, Ouran High School Host Club, Princess Ai, Death Note, Kemeko DX, Rosario + Vampire, He Is My Master, Ranma 1/2, Le Chevalier D'Eon, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and Shin Chan(does that count?)

Favorite Pairings

SasuNaru(YOSH!! BEST EVEA!!),KabuOrochi, GaaLee, KakaIru, InuKag, MirSan, SessRin, & KarouHikaru


Rock(punk, alternative, metal), pop(mostly Euro&Jpop), techno, jrock, &WEIRD STUFF!!

The All American Rejects, O-Zone, Aqua, Hilary Duff, Britney Spears, Benny Benassi, Techno Squirrels, Marilyn Manson, Mindless Self Indulgence, Lords of Acid, The Beatles, The Pillows, Panic!At The Disco, Kyo, Gunther, OutKast, Good Charolette, Maximum the Hormone, Within Temptation, Evanescence(sp?), Flyleaf, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Nickelback, Seether, Linkin Park, Taking Back Sunday, The Medric Droid, The Vapors, Baha Men, Smash Mouth, Frou Frou, Weird Al, Avirl Lavinge, Amy Winehouse, Rihanna, Eiffel 65, Feist, Maroon 5, Tegan & Sara, T.A.T.U., Mae, Hush Sound, Rammstein, Korn, Chromeo, Weezer, Mika, Boys Like Girls, Sileversun Pickups, Say Anything, Nine Inch Nails, Escape The Fate, CocoRosie, Acid Bath, and Three Days Grace

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, KitsuneyJenfner, Simply Pyschotic

More retarded stuff from my mind

Most of you guys know that I only have one fanfic, well... that's because that big mess of ideas on my shoulders, known as a brain, has way too many ideas to get on paper.So it'll take me awhile to get my stories up quickly.Now that I have that crap cleared up, I'll give you guys summaries of some possible fanfics.You guys should message me and tell me which one I should try and post first.

Let's Play Paparazzi!(sp?)

Okay this one's another SauNaru(those are fun!)and it was originally a cross dressing fic, but I noticed that wouldn't work. So now it goes like this!

Storyline: Naruto a young columnist in Tokyo (I had to put him there; life just wouldn't be the same...)and is trying to get a job at a big time magazine. And due to so tamperings in my mind, he has to write a story on the imfamous Sasuke Uchia, a rockstar from the punk rock band We Are Ninjas(lol, it's kinda the parody version of a band called We Are Scientists) who's virtually impossible to interview. So will our little Naruto get his story, or will he get caught in the endless web of Sasuke's bullshit.(He's pretty much gonna keep trying to seduce him the entire time; for other reasons than a lemon people!)

Itachi's Daughter

After being brutally raped by her father, Nanao, embarks into the life of a rogue ninja/assasin.On the way she meets a small adolescent blonde girl.Afeter traveling the countryside for two years, she's reunited with her past.Alomng the way, the Inu gang somehow get caught in the madness, as well as Sasuke and Naruto.Can they help her get over her past, or will she fall back into her father's evil clutches?Incest, rape, and, yes, it's angsty.

OKIES!!_That's gonna be it for now.You guys have to tell me which ones you wanna read by message, and I'll put up more random summaries of some more stories.Until never, this hasn't been Simply Psychotic!! P.S Remember, READ & REVIEW!!

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Switch by KeiChanz reviews
While the girls are away bathing in a hotspring, the two males of the group develop a little wager amongst themselves and decide to switch personalities, so to speak. Hidden feelings surface, chaos erupts, and temptation has never been so hard to resist.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,751 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beastly Nature by Narnar reviews
Naruto fights Sasuke, trying to convince him to be good again. Based on when Sasuke shows up more recently, but twisted and dark. There is an excessive amount of rough rape. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,686 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Great Fox Lodge by LoZfanchick reviews
Sasuke and his gang go to the Great Fox Lodge and there Sasuke meets Naruto, the son of the hotels owner, things feelings develop...lemon! AU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,101 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inuyasha Gone in Heat by Kuronohime reviews
Inuyasha is going through heat. A blissfully oblivious human girl is not making things easier.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Forever the Uke by PurificationArrow reviews
Junjou Egoist: "Even with all my pride, I would forever be the uke." But of course, Professor Kamijou was never one to complain. Rated M for Mature.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Ame ni Shichigatsu by Rae-chan33 reviews
Sasuke stared at the child, nervouse sweat dripping down his forehead as the boy crawled twords him. How to make this kid understand that Sasuke was NOT his 'Master! AU SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,144 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fox Spy by Crystal-Psycho reviews
March 9th. "I’ll deny that we bathed together if somebody asks. Seriously, the fact that he stripped in front of me and then slept with me on the same bed without boxers is hard enough to digest." --SasuNaru, AU--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,593 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Growing Into Love by Insane Vampire Maru reviews
YAOI.SasuNaru. After Naruto's eighteenth birthday, an unexpected need arises in him and there seems only one person who can satisfy it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Pirate's Life For Me by Pnkrockninja101 reviews
When Kagome tells the men who attacked her carriage she is the one getting engaged, what trouble stirs up from this one little lie? Read to find out! HIATUS. BEING RE-WRITTEN.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,332 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Hanyou Times Two by TwistedHilarity reviews
A mistake costs Miroku his full humanity, and now there's not one hanyou, but two. And there's an awful lot of fun that a hentai hanyou can get himself into, after all... rated for future chapters. MirSan, secondary InuKag romance, humor, lang,lemon
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,693 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Miroku, Sango
The Definition of ‘Mistake’ by crazy novelist-san reviews
For saturndragon. NaruSasuNaru WAAY graphic Uke!Sasuke Seme!Naruto kagebushin use. Sasuke is making a mistake that naruto doesn't like, maybe they'll make a better mistake together? Rated M for a reason! No kids or homophobes please! Unexpected Chapter 2.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Allusion to Midnight by Kreyana reviews
After six centuries, Uchiha Sasuke finds himself surrounded with friends, but without the one person he needs until he finds sixteen year old Uzumaki Naruto. But things with this boy are never what they really appear. [SasuNaru] [vampire fic]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,648 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Gonna Make You Sweat by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
In the world of the adult film industry you are not free to love. You use people and they equally use you. Do not mix plain sex with feelings. Ever. What if you did just that? SasuNaru, rated M for SEX and language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Viva La Yaoi by CityKyu reviews
Why does Sai want Sasuke and Naruto to watch a porn movie? SasuNaru Lemon oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sweet Dreams My Diary by makebelievegirl reviews
I want to know who you are? His fingers slid down my chest. I couldn't breathe. Who was this man and what did he want with me? And why are his fingers touching my ................. SasuNaru. Yaoi. Mature. Updated, read chapter 12!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,227 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Taste The Love The Lucifer's Magic by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
New story! Neverending nightmares…blood…a raven haired boy, who calls himself “The Messenger”. Why walking with Death seems so familiar and whose messenger this Sasuke is? SasuNaru, twoshot, rated M for SEX, CHECK OUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Always You by Light Catastrophe reviews
Sasuke and Naruto finally have their happy ending... right? Not so. Mpreg. Slash. Yaoi. Angst. Companion to Looking In.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,573 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What are you Doing! by Karai reviews
Lemon Naruto wakes up in a dark place, bound to a bed, and naked. He doesn't know what's going on, till he notices Sasuke, but, what is he going to do with that whip?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
So Good by Aishiteru Koinu reviews
How does it feel to be loved, worshiped, and doted on that it comes down to simply feeling so at peace, so alive… so… good? SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Feeling Just a Little Bit Horny by pinkduck reviews
He watched her go through the well back to her time and he couldn’t stand it one bit. Little does he know that she went down the well because she was suffering from the same thing he was suffering from… [InuKagLemon] COMPLETE!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,583 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Lust & Love by RandomCraziness reviews
First story ever. Just what the title says. Lemony goodness later and completed.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Innocence by Dark Rains reviews
Kagome is kidnapped by a strange winged demon and sold into slavery. Will her new owner abuse her, or will she actually fall in love with her newfound master with white hair? rated for sexual content and possible violence
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,687 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Apologize by Kuroi.Sky.Shinobi reviews
And I Need You Like A Heart Needs A Beat.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
The Search by CJ - Lady of Gryffindor reviews
Naraku is dead and the Shikon no Tama is....uh...shattered! WTF! InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo and Kirara set out to find the shards once again, meeting good and bad demons, and exploring their ever changing relationships Completed
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 224,186 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
But I'm Horny by YaoiObsession reviews
Sasuke is horny and wants to make sure that Naruto is aware of that...SasuNaru. Rated M to be safe. But I'm Horny part VI up, last update XP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Amnesia by Smori reviews
Naruto has amnesia. Sasuke loves Naruto. Naruto has no idea who anyone is. What happens? SasuNaru. Fluff. Shounen ai. :On Hold:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,748 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Smell my Lemon! by JamJackEvo reviews
Weird title, I know. Strangely... the story fits the title. I'm tempted to rewrite this very early (not to mention rough) work of mine, but in the end I won't, no matter how embarrassing it felt rereading it. Reviewers have said this is FUNNY and a little DISTURBING. And no, this is not a hot juicy jerk-off material. Its intent is for the laugh.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Other Life by Brinvixen reviews
Inuyasha gets the chance to be a full demon. But as a result, he has to give up everything he knows and loves now. Can he do it? And how will that affect everyone else? full summary inside. InuKag. My first fanfic, be nice... R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,513 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Truth Dare or Double Dog Dare Inuyasha Style by KagomeandInuyashaluver101 reviews
The gang plays Truth Dare or Double Dog Dare! LEMONS in chapter 7 and 8!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Noodle Delights! by AlysiaStorms reviews
Kagome is trying her hand at Noodle making for various reasons. MOstly to keep a certain hanyou happy....when he comes from the well to see what she is doing...whats going to happen? Series of one shots.... RATED FOR ADULT CONCEPTS AND THEMES
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,116 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Intoxicating by pinkduck reviews
Kagome is in heat and it's driving Inuyasha crazy. InuKag. Lemon. Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Patience is a Virtue by Lady Casper-san reviews
A monk, an aroused slayer, oil and a lesson in patience. Let the fun begin. [Ficlet:Lemon]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Sango, Miroku - Complete
This is gonna be fun! by TwistedHilarity reviews
[Complete] Award Winner. Inuyasha's prayer beads have broken. What will Inuyasha and Miroku do now with their women? RomanticSexual comedy for BOTH InuKag and MirSan. Romance, fluff, sex, LOTS of swearing. Rated for extreme language, Lemons.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,293 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Condensed Milk by YaoiObsession reviews
[SasuNaru] Sasuke admits to himself that he has feelings for a certain someone after having an erotic dream and needs a plan to get him to love him back. What's this? Naruto lying on the bed half naked...the opening he's been looking for! XD XD XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I love you by daevilgenius reviews
He touched her with such fragility yet with such affection. TamakixHaruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Bikini Blues by Saadia Mirage reviews
On a trip to the beach, Haruhi and Tamaki find some time alone. Silly antics and love abounds! Sort of a what if fic, speculating on the future of their relationship, a bit OOC. TamaxHaru lemon.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
What If? reviews
What if Naruto was a girl?Kakashi would be the first to know, of course.When everyone finds out will Sasuke admit his feelings, and live happily ever after?Or will he stay within his comfort zone, and not tell himher?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.