Author has written 7 stories for Eon: Dragoneye Reborn, Vampire Kisses, Bleach, Skip Beat!, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Legend of Korra.
Hello, readers! I have changed my name from AlexisJoneson to Lexi-chan13, and as of 7/11/13, I am now Allessondra Octavia. Just wanted to tell you guys what kind of stories i will be posting on here:
2. Harry Potter (DracoxHermione)(Voldemort/Tom RiddlexHermione)
3.Pirates of the Caribbean (JackxElizabeth)
4. Vampire Knight (ZeroxYuuki) RUKA IS A TERRORIST
5. Ouran High School Host Club (KyouyaxHaruhi)
8. Blood (HagixSaya)
9. Shugo Chara (Amuto)
10. Bleach (UlquiorraxOrihime) (AizenxOrihime)
11. EON: Dragoneye Reborn (IdoxEona) (RykoxLady Dela)
12. Vampire Kisses (AlexanderxRaven) (JaggerxRaven)
13. La Corda D'oro/Kin'iro No Corda: YunokixKahoko, LenxKahoko, KajixKahoko, OusakixKahoko
14. Skip Beat (ReinoxKyoko) (RenxKyoko)
15. Game of Thrones (SansaxSandor) (DaenerysxJorah)
I'd gladly take any story requests if it involves the ones above, but none others.
I'd very much appreciate it if you would kindly recommend any Anime/Manga not in this list that isn't Naruto.
Ouran High School Host Club
D. Gray Man (hated it)
Death Note (I LOVE L!!)
Faster Than A Kiss
Skip Beat (Reiiiiiiiinooooooo!)
Full Moon (W)o Sagashite
Kaichou Wa Maid-sama
Kyou Koi Wa Hajimemasu
La Corda D'Oro/Kin'iro No Corda
Hana to Akuma
Zetai Heiwa Daisakusen
Akagami no Shiraiyukihime
Boarding House of Hunks
Atsu Atsu Trattoria
Bokura no Pink
Hakushaku to Yousei
Himitsu no Shitsuji-kun
I Will Be Cindrella
Ootai Gakuen Shikkoubu
Rensou no Aria
S Kareshi Joujou
S no Yuiitsu M no Zettai
Shiawase Kissa Sanchoume
so many more x.x
I will be kinda slow posting chapters for most of my stories, including new stories ones that I'll try to post on here and DeviantArt.com
To me, Flames are when people say "bad, horrible, never going to happen, you suck, this story sucks, you're a terrible writer" no one wants to hear that. So don't tell anyone that. It is NOT criticism, that's just plain hate. It's rude and extremely unnecessary. So for the people who keep saying I'm a wimp for not accepting criticism, I DO accept it. I take it seriously. I'm not a kid anymore. Jeez.
Random stuff I copied and pasted XD:
When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.
We can take a lesson from Crayons. Some are sharp(most aren't, though), some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are unique, but they all learn to live
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
You know you live in 2009 when...
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a facebook or myspace
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
ONE FOR THE GIRLS!!:
(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
Those copy and paste things everyone loves so much:
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile
If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile
If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, a chair, copy and paste this to your profile. (I haven't actually done this, cuz I was too lazy to get up and get something to throw XD but I've wanted to do it! That counts right?? right??)
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.
In America- SPREAD THE STUPIDITY!!:
Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (MY FAVE!)
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature.
Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Only in America do we have problems with obesity, but still let kids roam around once a year looking for free candy
Tottaly Random Things I Thought Were Funny
Person # 1: Happiness is just around the corner.
Person # 2: Too bad the world is round!
Never knock on deaths door, ring the doorbell and hide, he hates that.
I'm not afraid of death; what's it gonna do, kill me?
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
WARNING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun!
Growing old is mandatory, growing up however...
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
You see dead people, but I see regular people and it burns!!
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me!
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I don't suffer from insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it.
I believe that you should live everyday as if its your last, which is why my room is such a mess. I mean come on who wants to clean their room on their last day?!
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver...
Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you don't like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalks.
Life is like a pack of gum...I've yet to figure out why.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I smile because I have no idea what is going on.
I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends (I love you guys! :D)
Therapist= The/rapist...scary thought
There is no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "I" in PIE, and there is an "I" in MEATPIE, and MEAT is an anogram of TEAM...
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!!
Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then for the rest of our lives tell us to sit down and SHUT UP!!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder while coming in a boat to save your sorry butt!
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that I just got that happened yesterday
Isn't it funny how the word politics is made up of the Latin word "poli" meaning many and "tics" meaning blood-sucking creatures?
What happens if you get scared to death twice?
You know its going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..."
I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless. Maybe.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt!"?
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed sicide.
Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree.
I didn't say it was your fault...just that I was going to blame you
You can blame all your problems on my two imaginary friends "Steve" and "Candy". They don't mind.
I'm not random, I just have many th- OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!!
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you've ever fallen off a chair backwards.
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you're on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
24 Things I owe to my Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
6. My mother taught IRONY.
7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
18. My mother taught me about ESP.
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
I am a girl,
Harsh but vulnerable,
An open book,
And totally proud of it.
Annoying things to do in an elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
- I'm gonna do that one of these days...
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention i n class.
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his
This is Written by a Guy!!
Not Me i Just Thought It Was Cute
We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it makes us kinda mad.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there..
We don't care if a guy calls OR TEXTS but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.
That it can't wait till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.
Let us pay for you!
dont 'feel bad'
We enjoy doing it.
Smile and say 'thank you.
Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
We like you for who you are and not what you are.
Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.
or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up..
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown,
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'
On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!
Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' .and actually mean it.
Give the nice guys a chance.
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.(my mother has to jut out her chin because she foged up the mirror)
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved
Oh so cute! Bunny!
(* 3 *)
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
I so totally just copied and pasted ALL of this from my new buddy Deceptionist :)
You officially have no life if you actually spent the time to read all this ;)
So, I officially have no life cuz I spent the time to read all this from my buddy's profile XD
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