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Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, and D.Gray-Man.

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Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3355 - Favs: 4,110 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reliance by mybabu reviews
And so that was how it had been. He wouldn’t always come into her office to stare out her window. Some days, even weeks would pass before she saw him again, but true to his routine, he would soon be sitting in her office once more. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,415 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ai no Tsubasa by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
A Demonic Angel. He was her guardian and servant. He would die for her, and would kill on demand. All she had to do was tell him. He'd even love her on her command. AU SasuSaku inspired by the video made by ExquisiteKOREAN
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,859 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sou dayo! Dai Ichi Ai! by angel puppeteer reviews
Sou dayo! SasuSaku Love Anthology! It's a waltz. A never ending cycle. Of so many broken hearts, tears, and blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,387 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Mr Endlessly by angel puppeteer reviews
I don't know you. I can't remember you. But: one word. One look. One smile. And I know. Again, I'd fall. [Sequel: The Uchiha Sweetheart]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,338 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Electric Pop! Pornograffiti by angel puppeteer reviews
AU/ SasuSaku. "You are my inspiration." And so he said. She would have been charmed. But he continued, "little sister."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,182 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Uchiha Sweetheart by angel puppeteer reviews
Endless. Everlasting. No Love can beat Death. But who knows? Maybe Sasuke's can. After all, an Avenger's love is the best love of all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,303 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rag Doll Sakura by angel puppeteer reviews
/SasuSaku/ They say that Uchihas have the power to make disasters their slaves. And Sasuke's the luckiest. He got the hottest disaster. Literally. “If you leave me, I’ll die.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,123 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Anthology by Laura-chan reviews
Oneshots Collection -SasuSaku- Rating doesn't apply to every chapter: He had realized he had done the worst mistake of his life so far.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,019 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Pause by twitch and spaz reviews
SEQUEL TO FAST FORWARD Can no one change the future? Is it dangerous to play with fate? Can you use the powers of a monster without becoming one? Sasuke and Naruto must fight against their demons if they hope to save the future..the clock is ticking SS,NH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,523 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Safety First! by Dream Weaver 85 reviews
S5. Humour. J/D Friendship. "He was going to lie right here on the floor for the rest of the afternoon. Maybe a hole would appear and swallow him up. He could really do with a nice big tear in the space-time continuum right about now."
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/25/2008 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Will to Be Strong: Legends in The Making by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Team 7, legends in the making. Their lives will weave an epic once more. Part Five: The Jounin Exams are under way, and in the midst of the chaos Kakashi's team will be thrust into once more. [SasuSaku, NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 220,430 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fangirling by Laura-chan reviews
‘I won’t fangirl Uchiha Sasuke, I WON’T FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, who cares if he has a godlike body, amazing eyes, soft black hair... Crap.’ AU SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Seek Within by twitch and spaz reviews
People say in times of great pain and torment, the mind will reach out to extraodinary bounds. What if they were to break? Who would fix them? All Naruto and Sasuke have is each other. Why is that? Where is Kakashi and Sakura? Dark fic, SasuSakuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ironies of Life by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
SasuSaku It hurts to know when she thinks you're joking when you confess. But then, love hurts right? And despite that fact, you still manage to smile for her, and that's the irony of it. AUOOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 138,255 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
To Whom It May Concern by avenged reviews
Hello. This is Uchiha Sasuke, and before you fangirl all over me and I forcefully remove your head from your neck, there are a few things I'd like to clarify...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Way To Their Hearts by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. NejiTen. NaruHina. ShikaIno.] So the boys messed up. You know, again. Obviously, they need to apologize, and fast. But wait, too many chefs spoil the stew...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Whipped by ohwhatsherface reviews
Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
The Pinky and the Chicken by Gabbeh reviews
[SasuSaku] Every male has hormones, even if one acted so much like an emo for the most part of his screwed up life. No matter how indifferent he was to them, it was only a matter of time until they make their presence known. Better get ready…Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Uchiha Mister Blossom by angel puppeteer reviews
SasuSaku It's a jutsu gone stupidly wrong. And now, the last Uchiha not technically the former Uchiha Sasuke is now... Miss Uchiha Sachi! Goal 1: in progress. Goal 2: Tada! He’s going to be a mother!/UNDERGOING REPAIR.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,311 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Chips and that Other Block by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, Uchiha Family, peripheral SasuSaku] Do you know what YOUR children are playing? [“MIKOTO STOP LICKING YOUR BLOOD YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE IT’S BEEN!”] CRACK!FIC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Life As A Teenage Avenger by ohwhatsherface reviews
I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dating for Dummies by O-Renji-Un reviews
NEW CHAPPY! NEW PENNAME! NEW CRACK! Kakashi's a bit bored of the no romance between the Rookie Nine...and Konoha for that matter. What to do, what to do? Give dating advice and become matchmaker...? Oh the horror. SasuSaku and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,601 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sweet Nothings by Nymbis reviews
As it turns out, Sasuke isn’t very sexy. Sakura x Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Kunai and Grandchildren by Iulia reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]And you try to imagine them – her grandchildren – that is. And in your mind, they’re all black haired and green eyed and they look suspiciously like you.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Some Call It Irony by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, Itachi-centric] Itachi, meet Shisui. The Second. (It would be sorta counter-productive, to massacre the entire clan, and then go and save one of the new members.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Karma by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, peripheral SasuSaku] Uchiha Itachi comes home to visit. His parents are waiting. Sorta. UTTER UTTER CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phantom of the Spring by twitch and spaz reviews
Is she real...or isn't she? They say Sakura's dead but she's standing right there in front of me. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,384 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Devotion by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
No one ever expected their story to be perfect, because they were Sasuke and Sakura, and things could never be easy for them. But still Sakura hoped, Naruto lied, and Sasuke was sorry. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Depth Perception by twitch and spaz reviews
SasuSaku The sharingan spins...The Akatsuki want Sasuke to join. Itachi has his own plans. Will they collide with the Leader's or will they intertwine? What does Sakura have to do with it? Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,268 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fast Forward by twitch and spaz reviews
While Naruto fights Sasuke to stop him from going to Orochimaru, they are mysteriously thrown fifteen years into the future. In this time, Naruto and Sasuke have vanished and left behind many secrets. Namely two. SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,997 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 371 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Itachi's Bedtime Story by twitch and spaz reviews
When Sasuke can't sleep one night, Itachi tells him a story about a beautiful mythical faery. But what happens if he meets one in real life? SasuSaku OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
SUSH combo: High on Fluff by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
Collection of SasuSaku oneshots! Story 13: It was the First Fall of Snow when they met the first fall of snow when they confessed, the first fall of snow when they were separated. And again, it was the first fall of snow when they were reunited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,149 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 166 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Superficial by Yellow Mask reviews
Oneshot, set after the series. Ed had been downright puzzled – how could Dante have thought he was in love with Rose? Slight drabblelike qualities, some Edwin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Obvious by Yellow Mask reviews
Was he really that obvious? Edwin oneshot, spoilers up to chapter 58.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Three Kisses by the blanket reviews
[AU. SasuSaku. oneshot.] Sakura knows she can never be enough. Sasuke only wishes he could break the chains around them both.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reputation Is A by Wicked Child reviews
[Crack!Fic rated as such for language] It's difficult for one such as Uchiha Itachi to keep his reputation intact especially when all he really wants to do is be himself. His true self.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
Inebriation by Yellow Mask reviews
When Ed gets drunk during a Christmas party, Winry tries to keep him out of trouble. But alcohol often loosens people's tongues...Edwin oneshot. Semicompanion piece to Under The Influence, but it is not necessary to read that one first.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Under The Influence by Yellow Mask reviews
After an office Christmas party, Riza volunteers to take a drunken Roy home. But alcohol has a way of lowering people's inhibitions...Royai oneshot. Semicompanion piece to Inebriation, but it is not necessary to read that one first.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Fallen by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
AU SasuSaku 'I wanted to start a family with you...' he could remember her dying words, and he couldn't help but cry, for the first time since his family's death, Uchiha Sasuke cried. 'Too bad... it can't happen...' and indeed, it couldn't.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,027 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Assaulting an Officer by Yellow Mask reviews
Ed's in the detention cell for breaking Kimblee's jaw. But why did he hit him in the first place? EdxWinry, oneshot. Some nasty words.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 178 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Edwin Principal by Yellow Mask reviews
In trying to transmute his mother, Ed lost far more than he thought...does he have any chance for a happy ending? Angst EdxWinry oneshot, set after the movie.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
A Nice, Honest Girl by Yellow Mask reviews
Oneshot on Wrath's threat to Ed during chapter 56 of the manga...EdWin, companion piece to 'Checkmate'.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Checkmate by Yellow Mask reviews
Oneshot, heavy spoilers for manga chapter 56, as Roy ponders Riza's new position...Royai, companion piece to 'A Nice, Honest Girl'
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Love Sick by BlackBelt reviews
rewritten OOCness, sequel to Jealous Thoughts, Denial Ideas: Poor Sakura! First she gets the flu and is bedridden. Now her overprotective boyfriend and teammates are going to 'heal' her. May God have mercy on her soul.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,950 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Plushie Pr0n by Wicked Child reviews
There are just some things you aren't supposed to know about your village leader. Or his next container. Poor Kabuto. [crack!fic vaguely SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Morphine by Yummei of the Dream reviews
He realizes how fun and delicious restoring his clan is, that he forgets that he does this to restore his clan. They both know she wants him to forget, and he finds himself not regretting it. She was always annoying that way. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/26/2005
Little Uchiha Brats by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
[OneShot] Sakura thinks about her family, their personalities, interests, and her love for all of them. Sasusaku, with implied NaruHina, NejiTen, and ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lee's List Of Manliness! by sand-nin-gurl reviews
Lee always makes promises before accepting a challenge. Turns out, he keeps his promises in a list. But what if that list were to be... altered?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 10/31/2004
The Quest of the Green Beast by driftingstar reviews
ABANDONED. For this I am deeply apologetic, but I have completely lost interest and inspiration for this story. To all of you who have read this: thank you so much. And once again, I'm really sorry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004
The Mourning After by Neptune47 reviews
How do you cope with the death of someone you love? Naruto and Sasuke deal with Sakura's sacrifice in different ways. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,323 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,658 - Follows: 531 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Public Service Announcement reviews
Upon his return, Sasuke is forced to do community service with Gai and Lee, who have evil, evil plans for the avenger. They plan on making him the third Green Beast. Can Sasuke survive the Green Spandex Jumpsuit? Crack! minor Sasuke X Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,888 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Family of Sorts reviews
Ch 7: Noticing Sasuke’s return, Suigetsu grinned easily, apparently not noticing how this situation looked from the other man’s view from the door, as he pulled on his pants and pointed at Sakura, commenting, “She’s good! She is good!” Team Hebi, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,218 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Eternal Soundtrack reviews
Track8:Breaking:“I’ll never hurt you. You know that, don’t you?” he spoke quietly, blue eyes watching her. “I know, but...I will hurt you,” she answered, her voice gentle, easing his heart over the cliff. One-sided NarutoXSakura, peripheral SakuraXSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,703 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Samson and Delilah reviews
“Tell me...what the secret of your strength is?” she whispers to him again tonight. “The lotus in the hourglass,” he lies again, watching his secret as she smiles over her treacherous thoughts. Kanda X Lenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
The S Factor reviews
Following his logical mind’s suggestion, Allen backed away and opted not to say anymore to the angry, angry chibi with the sword. Crack!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Allen Walker - Complete
Dear Manjournal, reviews
Neji deals with his awakening hormones as best he can: by writing in a diary."I fear a coup. But it only involves myself. I believe my body is turning on me, planning a hostile takeover that I might not be able to quell. My body, it’s...doing things."NXT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Softly and Without Remorse reviews
Self-respect is overrated. She thinks she could throw herself at him a thousand times and still the sting of cold shoulders and frozen glares could never make her hurt as much as she is hurting now. Sasuke X Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Skirt is the Sword's Natural Enemy reviews
“You’ve got Kanda all hot and bothered, Lenalee!” Allen practically shouted, desperation upon his face. “You have to stay away from him! Look! Here’s a nice janitor’s closet; just hide in here for a few minu—uh—years, until he cools down.” Crack!KandaLena
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
At Seventeen reviews
He wasn't something broken; just something that simply wasn’t anymore. Sasukecentric.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Fraternal Bonds, The Cutting Of reviews
But as he turned to go, Itachi said something that he just knew would be repeating itself in his head after this. “Sasuke, it’s bros before hoes.” “I can’t believe you just said that to me with a straight face,” Sasuke said, looking back in disbelief.Crac
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Fear and Women reviews
Life sucked. Every cloud had a silver lining, but Sasuke was certain that it was really mercury, so when it rained you got mercury poisoning when you decided to have some sushi. And that light at the end of the tunnel? That just meant you were dead. S X S
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,612 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I, According to Me reviews
Ch2Sasuke:And the disconcerting circumstance, of a boy so young having an ambition so tainted, is not lost on him. Ch3Sakura:But there is a rift between them. She knows. Has known it since the beginnings of Team Seven. Will have all teams.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Certifiable reviews
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I’M NOT CRAZY, DATTEBAYO! WHY THE HECK DO I HAVE TO SEE A SHRINK? BAACHAN! BAACHAN! Ah yes. It is time for all good shinobi to get their psychological evaluations, in Konoha. Crack! is king here. Includes all of the Rookie Nine.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The First reviews
First kiss. First confession. First love. First child. First breakup. First midlife crisis. And another first kiss, for the next generation. These are their firsts. And their lasts. And inbetween is life. [Sasuke X Sakura, minor Naruto X Hinata]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,886 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Hormones, reviews
A letter from Sasuke to his misbehaving hormones. I believe I have made myself sufficiently clear: I do not want you running rampant in my system like an unchained yard dog. You need to learn discipline and how to obey me... [minor Sasuke X Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Thoughts on the Teme reviews
Naruto muses on his best friend and rival's feelings towards Team Seven. [Friendship fic twixt Naruto and Sasuke. Some SasuketoSakura elements.] [Kind of turned into a drabble, which I hate myself for. So please don't add to the hate.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lee's Guide to Rocking the Green Spandex Jumpsuit reviews
Rock Lee loves his Green Spandex Jumpsuit. Obviously he wears it every freakin’ day! But, it does entail certain challenges for the wearer. Of course, challenges only build character, experience, and Youthfulness, which is why Lee has composed a guide.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss reviews
Don’t look. Don’t glance. Just glare at him. Ignore her. Stare at him. Pain follows your eyes, so just don’t…look at…her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Isn't Life Grand? reviews
While taking a break from training, Lee begins an illfated conversation with Neji and Tenten about the wonders of life and the Springtime of Youth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Lee R., Neji H. - Complete