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Yo! Since my first shot at this was kind of suckish, I'm gonna try this again.
Name: I'm kind of paranoid when it comes to using my real name on the web, or even in real life, really. Nefarious is a name I coined way back when, and it means 'extremely wicked.' I thought it was pretty appropriate for me. A lot of my mail is addressed to the name Rant Casey (Yes, I really am that paranoid). Cudos to anyone who knows what book it's from.
Age: Physically, 21. Mentally, I think I'm starting to catch up.
Sex: It's a girl!
Orientation: Bi. Gender has never really been an issue with me.
Location: A college town in The States that more often than not has terrible traffic.
Who I am: I am... I have no idea. What is it that defines who people are? I'm a philosophical kind of person, obviously. The type to question everything. I'm a weird mixture of cynicism and open-mindedness. I've wanted to be writer since the third grade when I won a writing contest to a Miami Dolphin's game. I'm an artist, and have wanted to be one since kindergarten when a dolphin sculpture I made got me put in advanced creative art classes. I'm a Libra with an interest in palm reading and consulting tarot cards (a family tradition), tea leaf reading and horoscopes. I believe in reincarnation. I like traveling and roadtrips but I hate moving, having moved around a lot during my childhood. I'm a health food nut (raw vegetables, flax seeds, soy milk, whole-grains), but I'm not a vegetarian. I'm very interested in learning about other cultures and languages. I have always had a certain interest in human psychology, what makes people tick, why people are the way they are. I hate globalization, the retarded American health care system, dependant transportation system, educational system. Most systems. Racists. Homophobes. Extreme hypocrites. Sell-outs (Hilary Clinton). People who never learn from their mistakes. I hate how important money is. In short, I'm a person with her own ideas and opinions, issues and problems. Just like everyone else.
Movies: I'm a big fan of documentaries like SiCKO and Super-Size Me. I'll watch anything by Michael Moore. I like clever movies that have something to say like Thank You For Smoking and Fast Food Nation. I love horror movies with shock appeal like House of a Thousand Corpses and The Devil's Rejects (Rob Zombie is The Man), Shutter (the Korean one, not the remake) and Saw. I love musicals like Chicago, Moulin Rouge and RENT, which I think has something to do with being raised with Disney movies like The Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast. I'm a fan of Kevin Smith movies like Clerks and Chasing Amy, and I have a love/hate relationship with movies that make me cry like A Walk to Remember and Titanic.
Music: I'm really big on music and listen to everthing from showtunes to Eminem. I don't usually like played-out Top 40 songs, but I have been prone to singing along to techno synthpop like Fireflies by Owl City. I don't usually listen to gospel or country songs, either, especially the modern ones, but there are a few exceptions. If I were to list everything I like, I'd develop carpal tunnel syndrone before I even made a dent, but here are some artists as they occur to me: The Used, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Billy Talent, Lil Wayne, Imogen Heap, Drake, The Academy is..., Gym Class Heroes, Panic! At The Disco, Nelly, 30 Seconds to Mars, Tokio Hotel, Yelle, Semi-Precious Weapons, and a whole lot more. In my humblest opinion, Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd is one of the greatest songs ever made.
Books: I'll read anything by Chuck Palahniuk. Clever satires are one of my favorite genres. She's Come Undone is one of my all time favorites by Wally Lamb, even if it is on the Oprah Book Club list.
Poetry: My favorite poet at the moment is Walt Whitman, an old love that was reawakened by that Levi's commercial. Another is Robert Frost. I'm also a little in love with Plato's epigrams on his beloved Aster.
TV: I don't have the time to watch a lot of TV, but here are some shows that I'm a fan of: Misfits, Queer as Folk, Alphas, Teen Wolf, Beautiful People, and some others I can't recall.
I'm a huge slash and yaoi fan. I can slash just about anything.
Naruto: SasuNaru (never NaruSasu, Naruto is just too uke to top). KakaIru. InoSaku. ItaSasu (I don't read a lot of 'cest, but I don't have a problem with fictional incest because of the inherit fact of them not being real).
FullMetal Alchemist: EdAl (rarely). RoyEd (My first delve into the World of Yaoi)
Inuyasha: SessKag (Look! A straight couple! One of the few that I found interesting enough to read about)
Harry Potter: Remus/Sirius or Sirius/Remus (Their just so puppylovable!). Harry/Draco (Never Draco/Harry. I tend to lose interest most of the time if Harry isn't the more dominate one. Go figure.)
DeathNote: L/Raito (I'm not to crazy about Raito/L, though. I just can't picture L being submissive in any way). Matt/Mello or Mello/Matt. Mello/Near. L/Mello, a pairing that has so much potential but so little interest.
Tsubasa Reservior Chronicles: KuroFai (totally cannon), Syaoran/Sakura (Duh)
xxxHOLiC: Doumeki/Watanuki (it's so obvious)
Okane Ga Nai: Kanou/Ayase. I read the manga, and it kind of squicked me at first, seeing Ayase stripped naked and being auctioned on that stage, then being practically (literally) raped when Kanou bought him. I usually hate it when ukes are so defenseless and pathetic, but Okane Ga Nai managed to grow on me.
Nabari No Ou: Yoite/Miharu (Yoite does not die! I don't care what the anime says.)
Switch: Hal/Kai, others
Criminal Minds: Morgan/Reid
What Yaoi Stereotype Are You?
Your kind is fairly common. Most likely you are the older or more experienced one in your relationship(s). Or, maybe you are your uke's superior in some way (as in at work or school). This makes your relationship bittersweet. While you may love your uke very much (and you and he have a rather steamy sex life), you find it hard to express your affections due to one obstacle or another. Maybe you aren't allowed to be together (no dating in the work place, for example), maybe you've been burned in the past and are hesitant to admit to anyone (including yourself) that you feel that way, or maybe your uke insists that there's no emotion in the relationship (in other words: he views you as fuck buddies). Even though it only seems like your relationships are meant to end in disaster, you would still risk more than you should for the one you love.
Likeliness of being uke: 5%
Likeliness of being seme: 95%
Mother Knows Best
The idea had been in my head for a while there and I just had to get it out. It's slash, of course. HPDM, since its timeless. Not to mention ridiculously hot. AU, because I don't like having restrictions when it comes to my creativity.
As far as updates go, I know I said I'd be updating every week or so (and I was doing well for a while there), but I've come to my senses and realized how unrealistic that goal is. As much as I'd like to, I just can't make that kind of deadline these days. Lately, sitting down at my computer seems like a mission, not something I can just do.
Let me just say now that I will never drop this story. It's my baby, something I've spent way too long laying out. The plot, for one, keeps getting thicker and thicker at a rate even I can't control. It's intricate, more intricate than I'd planned on, but very satisfying. The characters have pretty much developed their own personalities at this point, hence the OOC warning.
I want this to be a coming-out, timeline unimportant, modern day love story. Everything is already fleshed out now, so it's just a matter of sitting down and writing it.
Life in Theory
This is a oneshot proposed by the lovely SBinkley17, my co-author on this story. The idea was pitched via PM, and I was hooked pretty much the second I read it. I couldn't say no.
Surprisingly, this one is not an AU. It takes place somewhere early OotP. Here's a working summary:
In which Harry Potter is not sorted into Slytherin, but so easily could've been.
This is one I'm super excited about. I know it sounds like a Madonna song, but it's really a Rom-Com in the making.
Non-Magic AU. Harry Potter, a firefighter with an abandonment complex, meets a high-maintence young man named Draco at his best friends' wedding. The problem? Harry's girlfriend, Ginny.'
And no, there is very little Ginny-bashing in this story.
The Prince of Salem
I know, I know. I can't even keep MKB on a frequent update status, yet I'm starting another? Don't worry, this one isn't even close to being posted, just something in the back of my mind that I want to come back to once MKB is reaching its completion. It's on the back-burner, so to speak.
Again, it's AU. Nothing is certain, so I can't tell you much, but it is HPDM, completely different from MKB, and pretty much a fairytale dating back to way-back-when in the make-believe kingdom of Salem. Almost nothing about it is likely to be historically accurate (again, I don't work well with limitations), but yes, the Salem Witch Trials were a major inspiration, as was the movie Moulin Rouge. There will probably be about ten chapters.
In short, this story will include warriors, rent-boys, invasions, witchcraft, slash, combat, and more. Something to look forward to, huh?
Year of the Liar
Again, this is far in coming, just something I'm thinking about at this point. It's a SasuNaru AU that spands over a year about Naruto getting adopted by the head honcho of an architechural firm, Sasuke Uchiha, and his doctor-in-training wife, Sakura. It's about lies having the power to effect the lives of everyone involved for even generations to come. Nothing is as it seems in this story, so making assumptions is pretty useless.
Quotes: Because I'm just that original.
"Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute." -Josh Billings
"Don't be hatin'." -My stepdad, embarrassingly enough, for years after watching Malibu's Most Wanted.
"Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions." -David Borenstein
"Injustic anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere, to ignore evil is to become an accomplice to it." -Martin Luther King Jr
"The wind sighs contentedly through the leaves, rustling dryly as they whisper together unmentionable secrets." -The Eternity Dragon here on FFNet on the story Fish Bird. This line just struck a cord with me.
"Gentle hands are for newborns." -Miss SaintFable, my darling loveslave here on FFNet.
"You can't just order people when to pee. It's rude." -Me, after being asked to supply a urine sample for an in-law aiming to cheat a drug test.
"Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence." -Robert Fripp
"Ehh?!" -Aya-chan from Okane Ga Nai.
"For mine is a generation that circles the globe and searches for something we haven't tried before. So never refuse an invitation, never resist the unfamiliar, never fail to be polite and never outstay the welcome. Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience. And if it hurts, you know what? It's probably worth it." -The Beach by Alex Garland.
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." -Albert Eistein
"Think you can give me a dance sometime?" -a police officer to a stripper friend of mine when we went to bail my sister out of jail. My life, I swear.
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to decieve." -Sir Walter Scott.
And then we shall be thoroughly blest,
"To Aster I:
Sweet Child, thou star of love and beauty bright,
To Aster II:
Thou wert the morning star among the living,
"Depression's like a big fur coat. It's made of dead things, but it keeps me warm." 'Iodine' by Icon For Hire
"Cowards die many times before their deaths, the valiant never taste of death but once."
"But love is blind and lovers cannot see the pretty follies that themselves commit." -The Merchant of Venice.
"How sharper than a serpant's tooth it is to have a thankless child." -King Lear.
"He who hath the stearage of my course, direct my sail."
"I must indeed; and therefore came I hither.-- Good gentle youth, tempt not a desperate man; Fly hence and leave me:--think upon these gone; Let them affright thee.--I beseech thee, youth, Put not another sin upon my head."
"Be not so long to speak, I long to die."
All three above from Romeo and Juliet.
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live."
"Whenever people agree with me, I feel I must be wrong."
"I can resist anything but temptation."
"There are many things that we would throw away, if we were not afraid others would pick them up."
"I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world."
"I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability."
"Nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it."
"Here in your mind you have complete privacy. Here there is no difference in what is and what could be."
"Give me rampant intellectualism as a copy mechanism."
"What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction."
"Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives."
"We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are... Or we can decide for ourselves."
"Your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life."
"You're a different human being to everyone you meet."
"The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up."
"Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can hurt like hell."
"Another thing is no matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close."
"Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education."
"When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?"
"When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves."
"The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open."
"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known."
"The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person."
"Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct."
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
"You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth."
"You’re that tree falling in the forest that nobody gives a rat’s ass about."
"If you love something set it free... but don't be surprised when it comes back with herpes."
"Being pessimistic makes you a less hopeful person, but almost always a correct one."
"Everyone has music in them, but only the talented have the ability to share it with the rest of the world."
"Religion is for people afraid of going to Hell, spirituality is for people who have already been there."
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exist's elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
"I know what you're thinking and you should be ashamed of yourself."
"Betrayal is about learning not to idealize external sources."
"Depression is anger without enthusiasm."
"Remember, today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limit."
"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive."
"Optomism is a defense mechanism."
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