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Joined 07-20-07, id: 1330986, Profile Updated: 03-12-10
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Digimon, Teen Titans, Code Lyoko, Static Shock, Pokémon, and Young Justice.

Not a lot to say except thats what a Unices is!

I have a sequel up about what happens after Cursed Love. You better read it peoples!

Oh and if you love me, and my stories you'll look at Sound of Music Naruto

Also I'm writing a story called Son of a Scorpion. It's about Kankuro finding out that he's not the son of the Yondimae(sp?) Kazekage and his journey to learn who his real dad is. Includes Baki and Sasori being related, Kankuro related to them, and a band of traveling ninja.

Don't know when I will update due to School sorry peoples. TT.TT computer broke, will upload documents soon to add ont to my stories

Quotes

"It is all of our fate to be fat."-me first year at band camp 8th grade

"If you can't amaze them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."-taintedmoonlight's profile

"That song is as gay as Hell, if Hell was homosexual that's what it would sound like,"-what my last section leader thought of a song

"Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door."-someones profile it was there quote of the day

"...I think it's amusing how her parents let her roam around in the jungle with a psychotic monkey who wears boots. And then they have a psychotic fox after them. Her parents are really bad."-my last section leader's veiw on Dora. (We were talking in band about little kid shows. She dosn't like Barney either after a little kid made her watch the same episode alot.)

"Nuns don't celebrate take your child to work day!"-My friend whose writing a play about a woeman who became a nun after giving birth to her daughter XD

"Bagglers are just sweetness made of trans fats."-Me (bagglers are those french fries that you find in the bottom of the bag.)

"You can blow out a candle, but you can't blow out a fire, once the flames begin to catch the wind will blow it higher..."-a verse from the song Biko by Peter Gabriel. Listen to it peeps!

"I have no off button,"-My friends shirt...she really has no off button to her crazyness

"Isn't everything edible just not safe to eat?"-Squirrel Girl

"One of the worst things int the world is a class run by a tyrant of a teacher, and one of the only things worse then that is the teacher themselves,"-Me

"Guess What?"-Me "Aliens are green?"-my friend "No they are actually a nice shade of puce"-me said on the phone multiple times in one conversation.

"Someone stole our hashes"-A senior in my band (we came back from band camp with our field repainted and not only were our yardlines not strait(while the football teams' lines were) we also couldn't find our back hash marks.)

You know you lived in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (yet again. many times)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.( only sometimes. SHUT UP!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

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If you don't like NejiHina copy this into your profile.

~N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F~
Yes, I'm a massive supporter of NEJITENTEN4LYF!! So many people bash
Tenten to bits in many fanfictions and AMV's, it hurts me =( We seriously
need to change the rules!! Paste this into profile!! If we get to AT
LEAST 100 signatures we can show some people that there is fans of
NejiXTenten still out there!!Rachie4294

Sign your penname here!!: Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, Moonlight Music Mistress, niwichan2468 , BuBBly CaNis luPus, Unices

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, Temari Sabaku Nara, Unices

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilla

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

A proud member of the Sue Slayers

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

Dumb-ass stereotypes that show we should never judge a book buy it's cover

(This is told in frist person of the person being stereotyped, not me, unless it's bold)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bolemic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart, and NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big PENIS.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BiG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.

I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so i MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

Stupid Racists

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Re-post this if you believe Homophobia is wrong.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

93 of teenagers are either afraid, or refuse, to stand up for God. If you're one of the 7 that stand proudly, copy and paste this into your profile

Marriage is a human right, not a heterosexual privelege. Add this to your profile if you agree.

If you get drunk on Mountain Dew and your friends have forbidden you from drinking it again in their presence, copy and add your name:Unices(It is so true, Mountain Dew is my one weakness...that and my chibi other)

if you like shikatema better than shikaino, copy and paste this into your profile (Duh I would rather see Ino with Choji)

If you want to see Ino end up with Choji and don't care what other people think add this to your profile.

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50 Ways to Say I Love You by Mordred LeFay reviews
Modeled after the LJ 1 sentence community sentence fics see the two in my faves. ShikamaruTemari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Jealousy by BuBBly CaNis luPus reviews
Like a routine, the same thing happens everyday. Until, that is, Neji meets Tenten's friend. And a whole new routine starts. NejixTenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Invitation by lord of the land of fire reviews
The sight of his tears led to an embrace, the embrace led to an invitation, and an invitation can lead anywhere. Shika X Tem. My first story, please enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,416 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Change of Plans by Melvisik reviews
Oneshot. One thing that Temari and Shikamaru had in common was the skill of strategy. But sometimes, things don't always go according to plan, especially not life.....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Choices by uchiha.s reviews
When a practical joke goes wrong, Tenten isn't sure whether she's glad or annoyed. [Oneshot] [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hitomi and Emiko by yangs reviews
Two girls in camp are rivals but that will change when they find out that their parents were together. NejixTenten at the end if you've seen the movie. Sure the movie is mostly about the girls but I'll try to make it about Neji and Tenten as much as i can
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Something else by Miyu-sama reviews
[NejiTen] This oneshot drabble is about Neji asking Tenten something out of annoyance. Naruto is not mine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Nine Long Months by silvercage reviews
Shikamaru and Temari find themselves in quite the predicament.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
So who's holding the leash? by wayofthepen reviews
Naruto is hit by a nasty jutsu that gives his body foxlike traits, and his mind the intelligence of one. He is trusted to Kiba's team, but Hinata comes to realize a little embarrassment is the least of her worries.NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tickle Fight by nejiandtenten reviews
NejiTen One shot! Neji and Tenten have some time on there own beneath a willow tree. Sparks will fly. Please R&R NejixTenten cuteness
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Santa Baby by TheRainWolf reviews
Tenten finds out who her father is and it's none other then Santa Clause. Now Tenten has to get married before christmas or the'll be no Santa Clause. One Shot. R&R please. NejiTenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tenten is a Writer by The Angels of Death reviews
Tenten is known for being many things. But only that cannot satisfy her inner need for accomplishment. No…Tenten was going to be a WRITER.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Air and darkness by wayofthepen reviews
Nara Shikamaru, you will take Temari to be your lawfully wedded wife. To have and to hold, for better or worse, until the chauvinist pig chasing her is satisfied this isn't a trick. You may now scream in terror.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Wise Samaritan by The Angels of Death reviews
Tenten centric. Tenten's a good Samaritan, whacking senses into people. With a stick.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Miracle by Mayo-Chin reviews
She never felt a miracle in her life. Not just yet. She’s lonely and cold in her world. She is becoming lost, and she is beginning to realize, sometimes, you just need someone there to help you stand up. TentenxNeji
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Tenten, Neji H.
Fate by Silverlight reviews
The first date, the first kiss, the first time he asked her to marry him [NejiTenten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2005
It's Just a Minor Setback by The Angels of Death reviews
[NejiTen] Oneshot! Tenten hears rumors and Neji seems to deny it. However, everything is just a minor setback.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
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To Be a Titan reviews
A redoing with permission of anticsareme's crusader. AT. Wally finds himself reading an out of character book for him and takes a journey to understand a hole in his memories. Will he stay with the young justice? or will he join with the strange people who claim they can give him back his memories? And will he have to give up his name?
Crossover - Teen Titans & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,663 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Jinx, Wally W./Kid Flash
The Researcher's Nuzlocke reviews
Starting over in a new place is always hard. It becomes even harder when you are the child of a gym leader who doesn't seem to listen to you. Follow Felix in her journey to become a pokemon researcher, and possibly one of the best trainers the region has ever known. (Tips and tricks are welcomed but may or not be used :3, in game norman)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Treecko/Kimori, Wurmple/Kemusso
An Odd Way To Go reviews
Re-uploaded! When XANA was destroyed he took a warrior with him. Twenty years later a new generation of students are attending Kadic, and XANA has been revived. Can they stop XANA from destroying the world? Will they find out the secret of the lost Lyokoian?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,519 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Odd D., William D.
To be a hero reviews
My name is Terra and I have done horrible things. I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and commited crimes in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend, one by one I have destroyed the Teen Titans. And with no one left to stop me I have brought an entire city to its knees. My name is Terra, I have done horrible things..
Crossover - Static Shock & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Hotstreak, Adam, Sharon, Terra
Son of a Scorpion reviews
Kankuro discovers that he is not the son of the 4th Kazekage and sets out on a journey to find out who is his father. His travels will teach him lies told, lives ruined, and most importantly how to lead. T for Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,144 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Kankuro
The Masters Of Distruction reviews
It has been a while since the Digidesten have been too the digital world, and darkness has started to stur. Plenty of all charecters and multiple paringings, character changes depending on who the story is centering around at the moment
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hikari Y./Kari K.
Blind Truth reviews
Sequel to Cursed Love. Hoshiryu lost his sister when he was young. He won't give up in finding her. Koshaoto never knew her real family, and now these two will meet at the Chunin exams. And what's this? The Kyubbi and Shukaku are sick? Please read CL Firs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,323 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Sound of Music Naruto version reviews
exactly what the title says. Sakura is a prostulate, Tsunade is the mother abbes, Sasuke is the Captain, and randomness is mixed in! you have been warned. SasuSaku, TemaShika long times between updates
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Home reviews
Sasuke goes home to Sakura. First Song fic other then Sound of music Naruto
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cursed love reviews
Temari and Shikamaru secertly get married. But what happens when Gaara finds out before they get back from their honeymoon? Will it last? And now their daughter is blind and Kabuto has a plan! And will the Akatski turn out to destroy the family? BT sequal
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
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