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Crazy Cullen Chronicles
by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Singing wars of the Cullens
by bloodsuckingpirates reviews
The girls of the family Esme, Rosalie, Alice, and Bella are going against the guys Carlisle, Emmett, Edward, and Jasper. in an all out singing war. rated T for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 7/3/2007
Truth or dare with the pack
by lildevil76 reviews
Edward is out hunting for the day and Bella is left with nothing to do. Jacob comes, him and the pack apologize and want to catch up and end up playing truth or dare & R&R PWEASE :D [COMPLETE] WOOOOOOO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,863 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
The Past Comes Back to Bite You
by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2782 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Cold, Dead, and Sparkling
by Jeze Dantaliona reviews
After Alice changes Bella, Bella has a whole list of problems. 1, she never said goodbye to anyone. 2, she now has to face Edward. And 3: Victoria has a vicious new coven, and is still after Bella angrier than ever. T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 8/1/2007
Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire
by Red Giraffes reviews
Yep! Another Truth or Dare story! What else is there to say beside's that one might die at the end of the day? Now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Blast from the Past
by indiesky reviews
Nine years ago, Edward left Bella. He never came back. It took some time for her to heal, but she's finally happy again. That is, until Charlie uncovers some things that bring the memories back. As if that weren't enough, Edward himself shows up again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,277 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007
by Nayame reviews
Bellas friends ask her if she's in for a camping trip. Alice, Emmet and Edward are coming, too - let the fun begin! With this constellation, no one knows what will happen next... Contains major fluff and the characters aren't too ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,890 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
A New Beginning
by Charlotte Cullen reviews
What Happens to Edward and Bella after New Moon? Will she become a vampire or will Edward make her stay human forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,762 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
by Cullen ACTIVE reviews
Edward keeps his muchanticipated promise & turns Bella. But what if Bella had a power so unique that it could change the predicted happilyeverafter? what about the treaty? & Charlie? Victoria? & most importantly Edward & Bella's wedding?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 5/3/2007
by sassystephy reviews
Bella agrees to marry edward, and when they go to change her, something happens. Will edward live, or die? Will bella become a vampire, or stay human forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,249 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007
When Forever Begins
by Twilightvampire17 reviews
My version of Eclipse, where Edward changes Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007
The Weird and Wonderful Tales Of The Cullens!
by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Random, funny, and sometimes sad situations between everyone's favorite family of vampires and Bella! I'll keep them coming, if you keep reading them! Ch. 35: Bella meets Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter when she ends up in her refrigerator. RANDOM!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
by BittenByRadioactiveEdward reviews
BxE.After Edward leaves Bella. He doesnt come back. She gets pregnant and moves to AZ. Now 20 years later she and her daughter visit Forks and run into Edward. No one knows he's back. What will her daughter think of Edward? What will Edward think of Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,484 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007
good or bad?
by dead pleasure reviews
bella thinks shes pregnant. could she be? what if she is? what will she think? what will edward think? what will happen? read and find out. this is my first fanfic so tell me if i suck or not. injoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,452 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Every last moment
by SilverVolvo Girl reviews
Bella sits in the doctors office waiting to recieve the results of some tests. Bella doesn't expect to begin a battle for her life that she may slowly begin to loose...how will Edward take this news if bella gets the currage to tell him whats wrong?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,648 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Songs of Twilight
by Tigerlillium reviews
Oneshot songfics based on Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007
by midnightmoons reviews
Bella gets pregnant. what happens? how does the family take it? plz b nice fist fanfiction n i can't do summaries! i had to fix my rating!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,898 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
by FullMetal Alchemistress reviews
After Edward left, Bella was changed by Laurent soon after she had a baby. 16 years later, Alice returns. What will unfold? Will Edward come back? AU: Edward gets Bella preg...that's it for the AU stuff DON'T LIKE DON'T READ SEQUEL IS UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 42,028 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
by IStarEdwardCullen1221 reviews
What if Emmett got a letter from the principal expelling him from Forks High Shool? Read and find out how each Cullen plays a role in his expelltion. R&R for a hug from your favorite Twilight Character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/8/2007
Emmett Did What?
by alexz1jude reviews
What happens when you put Emmett in a store? He's Emmett, what do you think will happen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Killer Bunnies
by animallover0109 reviews
ok... edward meets a bunch of evil bunnies... um... this is really hard to summarize. plez read, its better than it sounds. PERMANENT HIATUS-pm to take over
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Chronicles
by llamoandllama reviews
Many, many pointless oneshots about our favorite family. Mostly lists. Including smashing Edward's piano. BITE US, EDDIE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007
by Awesa-mazin-licious reviews
Alice invites everone Bella and the Cullens know to a Karaoke party! What will happen? Read and find out! Chapter twelve FINALY up! Sorry it took so long, but, ya know, school just started, so what can ya do? Changed the rating too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,248 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
by Luc1046ky reviews
What if Bella and Edward's lifes were totally switched? What if Edward was human and was the one moving to Forks and he meets Bella who is a vampire that has been living in Forks to hide what she really is?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,933 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007
4th Of July With The Cullen's
by Katluva0323 reviews
It is basically about what the title says. It is funny and a little random, I think. lol. Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Bella and Edward: The Untold Story
by Renji'sLove reviews
Do you ever wonder what would've happend if Edward changed Bella at the end of Twilight? What would their lives be like? What would happen to Bella once she became a vampire? Would Edward regret his decision? Well here's my version of what happened.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,603 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006
Not Another Bella and Daughter Story
by theenvylover reviews
I was tired of all of the Bella's daughter falls in love with Edward stories so i made my own. Voted Best On Site by some random people you probably don't even care about... :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
by Endless Dawn reviews
How will Bella and Edward deal with their wedding, the Volturi, Renee's pregnancy, Victoria, and two new vampires all at once? BxE NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 13,812 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Camping with the cullens
by Blahboredom123 reviews
What happens when Bella goes camping with the cullen boys? will Emmet go too far with his pranks on her? Will Jasper even be allowed to TALK to bella? And will edward let the big bad tree get her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,047 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
by HolliiiCruiser reviews
The Cullen's have their own version of American Idol! It involves: cross dressing Emmett, Rosalie with a gun, Edward being emotional over Clay Aiken, Mike in a ninja suit, Edward as a horse, Emmett as a cowboy, and so much more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007
You know you're obsessed with Twilight when
by RossxRachel4ever reviews
I just thought this would be fun to write...please read! I hope you like it! Probably a one shot, but if I get any more bursts of creativity, I might change that. You're welcome to give me ideas too!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007
Ways To Upset And Creep Out The Cullens
by VampiressE12B reviews
These things are supposed to scare people. if these things would not creep you out then i did somthing wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Top 15 Reasons Why Edward Loves Bella
by Creative.Heroin118 reviews
Fluff alert! Fluff alert! Review Please. Our redeeming list! Love us again! PLEASE!Edwardmyheroin118 and Creative.Lannah love you! RETURN THE LOVE! ...please?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
why emmett cant go out anymore!
by alliegirl09 reviews
why cant emmett go to walmart you ask read and find out! funnier than it sounds! also why emmett cant go to victoria secret and the mall! keep reviewing!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
20 Things Emmet Isnt Aloud To Do
by hannah sixx reviews
These are just 20 of the things Emmet isnt aloud to do the list goes on and on
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
by Crazy Speech Kid reviews
Bella and Edward never thought they would have kids, but they now find out Bella's pregnant. How will the characters of Twilight and New Moon take this news, and what will happen with the baby?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,740 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006
Bella has her Period, Edward learns a thing or two
by towelgirl98 reviews
What happens when bella has her period? Edward learns about... stuff can't reveal the story Just a random story. VERY funny tho. I promise!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2007
by FindMeAVamp reviews
Bella and Edward's class got assigned a secret pen pal. This is my opinion on how that little project could have turned out for our favorite couple. I got requests to continue so...here is the next chapter! hope you enjoy! review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007
by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
100 Amazing Quotes From Stephenie Meyer!
by Creative.Heroin118 reviews
This is just a list of 110 quotes from Twilight and New Moon so MAJOR spoiler warning people. Please read and review. Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007
by Kay12693 reviews
Bella gets pregnant and then her cousins come over. Bella is forced to tell a big secret! What is it? i aint telling! Better then the summary. No flames please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007
by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella goes swimming with the Cullens in their pool after dusk. But the experience soon becomes a war between the Cullens as she becomes the monkey in the middle :D Entertaining, Fluffy, and Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007
Don't Go Into The Woods Alone
by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Isabella Swan made one major promise to Edward Cullen. Don’t go into the woods alone. But what if Bella broke that promise? Rated T to be safe. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,320 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Twilight's Twelve Pains of Christmas
by ShinningSilverLove reviews
This is the song The Tweleve Pains of Christmas TWILIGHT STYLE! Muahahaha! Rated T for mild language! ONE SHOT!...I know it's way past Christmas but I could really care less!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Halloween: Forks Style
by TooMuchLoveforEdward reviews
The long wait is over! Emmett as a drag queen inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,764 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006
Once Apon A Twilight
by horse-lover122 reviews
When Bella tells Edward she is pregnant,everything changes between them.After the baby is born, it might leave Edward with no choice but to change her...plz R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
A lot things Edward can't do reviews
random things my friends and i think edward cant do. read it and please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete