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Author has written 29 stories for Rio, RollerCoaster Tycoon, Shrek, and Ice Age.

Sup fellas, its ya boy, Proffesor Ass Spiders. I also go under the pseudonym 'Cancer Central', which is my youtube channel, check it out if you like garbage content. I mostly go under the name "Overhead the Albatross" in most other online things. So if you see someone online with an albatross fursona (against a light blue background) under the name of "Overhead the Albatross" or anything very similar to that, then its almost certainly me. I'm on Archive of Our Own, Discord, Reddit, Spotify, Steam and DeviantArt under that name.

Channel link:

You can also call me Proffesor, Ass Spiders, or simply Spiders. Your choice.


Banana Phone is better than Bohemian Rhapsody

Ao3 account: https:///users/Overhead_the_Albatross

Fanfiction discord server, has me, Fonjavters, Sledge Macaw, AgentGunderson1, slyxshs, Ripso, FilmedIt, DIO Kujo, and BestBookIsYou on it: https:///UqH98x

Be warned, you have to type it manually

My discord name plus code is: Overhead the Albatross#8523

Either friend me, or DM me on discord. I'll send you the link to the server. Speaking of PMs, feel free to PM me about any question, suggestion or some other thing. I won't bite, I promise... I'll just punch instead...

My forum:

My name is is Blake, I am an 15 year old Homo Sapien from the shithole known as Australia. I have autism and ADHD, and I'm also an atheist. However I frankly don't care if you're religious, unless you use it to justify bigotry and ignorance. Anyways, I like rivers, rollercoasters, and birds way too much. I like the film Rio, but not so much its sequel. I like the movie due to the good animation, beautiful scenery/backgrounds, likeable characters, and some nice humour. (And because it has birds) I also like it because it raised awareness for the critically endangered Spix's Macaw, which I actually first read about in a book titled 'Record Breakers: The Living World', in a page where it lists some critically endangered animals, including the Spix's Macaw. I will write Rio fanfictions, and will try to have proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation. Because I feel as though many fanfictions have poor grammar, and/or bad spelling. I don't know if I'll write any fanfictions on non-Rio IP's. Anyways here's some lists or something:



-Very Sad Rio Story
-Sandbox Advert
-Very Sad Rio Story, but its Google Translated
-Ice Age Baby
-Epic Rio Horror Story

The Dark Stories:

-Too Ugly To Be Loved
-Wish You Were Here
-A Human In The Spix's Tribe
-Little Blue Orphan
-The Hurting
-Hereditary Guilt

The Harpy Files:

-Harpy Lives Matter
-To Be A Harpy


-A Human In The Spix's Tribe

Misc. Humour stories:

-Generic Rio Story
-Unfunny ScenaRios
-Rio 3 lol

Mostly Serious One Shots:

-A Blu Christmas
-Harpy Lives Matter
-Father's Day
-The Hurting


-The Hurting/Two Blues (although it'll be more likely a remake of said story)
-A Human In The Spix's Tribe/Bluey

Favourite Movies:

1. Airplane!

2. Army of Darkness

3. The Thing (1982)

4. The Simpsons Movie

5. Terminator II Judgement Day

6. 1917

7. Monty Python and The Holy Grail

8. Hot Fuzz

9. Rio

10. Blazing Saddles

Movies I'd like to see or re-watch due to not remembering them, in no order:

A Clockwork Orange

Die Hard

The Terminator

The Emperor's New Groove

Shrek 2

Planet Of The Apes

Enemies At The Gates

Full Metal Jacket

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly




Donnie Darko


Favourite TV Shows: (2, 3, 4, and 5 aren't ranked) (I know some are Netflix Originals)

1. Archer

Tuca and Bertie

The Simpsons (old)

Batman: The Animated Series

SpongeBob SquarePants (old)

Favourite Songs:

1. 'You Get What You Give', by New Radicals

2. 'Free Bird', by Lynyrd Skynyrd (has godly guitar solo, listen to 10 minute version)

3. 'Starless', by King Crimson

4. 'Megalomania', by Black Sabbath

5. 'Mr. Blue Sky', by Electric Light Orchestra

6. 'The Reflex', by Duran Duran

7. 'Over and Over', by Hot Chip

8. 'Shout', by Tears For Fears

9. 'Black Hole Sun', by Soundgarden

10. 'Blue Monday', by New Order

Other epic songs:

'Paranoid Android', by Radiohead

'Lost In Hollywood', by System Of A Down

'Colony Of Birchmen',by Mastodon

'Everybody Wants To Rule The World', by Tears For Fears

'Rio', by Duran Duran

'Comfortably Numb', by Pink Floyd (Listen to 9:30 version, you won't regret it!)

'Hungry Like The Wolf', by Duran Duran

'Hotel California', by Eagles

'Through The Fire And The Flames', by Dragonforce

'Day In The Life', by The Beatles

'Tainted Love', by Soft Cell

'Together In Electric Dreams', by Phillip Oakey

'Bitter Sweet Symphony', by The Verge

'Grace Kelly', by MIKA

'Epitaph', by King Crimson

'21st Century Schizoid Man', by King Crimson

'Red', by King Crimson

'Court Of The Crimson King', by King Crimson

'Break My Stride', by Matthew Wilder

'Easy', by Various artists

'Live It Up', by Mental As Anything

'I'm Still Standing', by Elton John (If I had wheelchair-bound friend, I would send the song to them whenever I could.)

'Everybody', by Backstreet Boys (Backstreet's Back)

'Woman', by Wolfmother

'Bat Country', by Avenged Sevenfold

'Banana Phone', by Raffi

'Daydreaming In Blue', by I, Monster

'Dancing In The Moonlight', by Toploader

'Losing My Religion', by REM (check out 'Corning My Religion', by Sam O'Nella Vlog)

'Life In A Northern Town', by Dream Academy

'B.Y.O.B', by System Of A Down

'Aerials', by System Of A Down

'Dreaming', by System Of A Down

'I-E-A-I-A-I-O', by System Of A Down

'Ghost Of Perdition', by Opeth

'[Love Is A] Landmine', by I Know Leopard

'Psycho', by System Of A Down

'Tentative', by System Of A Down

'Chop Suey!', by System Of A Down

'Ready To Go', by Republica

'Purple Rain', by Prince

'Dani California', by Red Hot Chili Peppers

'Catch The Rainbow', by Rainbow

'Toxicity', by System Of A Down

'Hypnotize', by System Of A Down

'Stars', by Hum

'Radio/Video', by System Of A Down

'Wonderwall', by Oasis

'Hysteria', by Def Leppard

'I Don't Feel Like Dancing', by Scissor Sister

'Don't Speak', by No Doubt

'Make Me Lose Control', by Eric Carmen

Some musical artists I like:

Duran Duran

King Crimson

Guns n Roses


Michael Jackson (his music)

System Of A Down (tied for number one)


Black Sabbath (tied for number one)

Budgie (underrated Welsh heavy metal band)

Pink Floyd

Rainbow (Ronnie James Dio is a phenomenal singer, and Ritchie Blackmore is a superb guitarist)

Favourite Video Game Soundtracks: (In no order, doesn't have to be an original soundtrack)

SimCity 4

Halo, especially Halo Reach


Rollercoaster Tycoon 3

Saints Row 2 (quite a few of my favourite songs I was introduced to by this game)


Favourite Youtubers, in no particular order:

Amazing Athiest



Diesel Patches


LEMMINO (best one, probably)

iSorrowproductions/ISP (both channels)

Simian Jimmy


Schaffrillas Productions



2, The Ranting Gryphon

Sam O'Nella Academy/Sam O'Nella Vlog


Mista GG



I Hate Everything







Favourite Authors:

1. Me

Epic Quotes:

''Quoting a famous smart person does not make you smart, it just makes you an idiot who has nothing interesting to say.''


''If at first you don't succeed, try again, and again. Keep trying. But if you find that after trying a hundred times you have yet to succeed, perhaps you should give up''


''Don't give up''

-every motivational quote in a nutshell

''Remember kids; Don't smoke, do heroin instead!''


''Well I'm a REAL light sleeper, Childs. And if anyone tries to wake me...Un-Uh''

-Macready, The Thing

''Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.'' ''Oh that's very nice of you. Thank you. Won't you sit down?'' ''Thank you. Cream?'' ''No thanks. I take it black, like my men.''


''I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.''


''Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? my BOOMSTICK!''

-Ash Williams, Army of Darkness

''Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.''

-Ash Williams, Army of Darkness

''I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass...And I'm all out of bubblegum.''

-John Nada, They Live!

''Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker!''

-John McClane, Die Hard

''Holy Spirit? More like: Ugly, gay spirit! Hehehehe!''

-Vincent The Atheist (Mumkey Jones)

''You have to have Tommy Dorsey playing in the background of any bird f*cking, for it to even APPROACH psychotic!''

-2, The Ranting Gryphon, Music Industry Rant (0:43)

''I know more people who've been raped by a f*cking panda, than listen to the radio.''

-2, The Ranting Gryphon, Music Industry Rant

''You're stupid AND ugly!''

-Jimmy Hopkins, Bully

''Are you inbred, or just naturally dumb?''

-Jimmy Hopkins, Bully

''So here I am at probably the worst school in the country, whose alumni are nothing but arms dealers, serial killers, and corporate lawyers. Real scum. And that old creep thinks he can tame me? We shall see, my friend... I only give people what they have coming to them.''

-Jimmy Hopkins, Bully

''Let me f*cking tell you something. If you think this dumb bitch is holding up a fake Trump head, to make some sort of statement of: ''I am making everyone aware, of my imminent plan to murder and decapitate the president.'', then you've got the situational awareness of a f*cking sponge. The kind you use to wash dishes by the way, a sea sponge would still have you beat.''

-TJ Kirk 'The Amazing Atheist', Idiots React to Kathy Griffin's Publicity Stunt! (3:40)

''Gravity, you f*cking retard! Gravity! Have you ever heard of f*cking gravity? GRAVITY! GRAVITY!''

-Desertphile, 'Why are all the planets round?'


-CoolHardLogic, numerous videos

''Oh, and Jews are from space!''

-Martymer 81, 'Worst History Lesson Ever (WDPLaSS 10)'

''When a certain demographic can't understand something, the conclusions they reach the chart. Welcome, to World Of Batshit!''

-CoolHardLogic, World of Batshit videos

''They were kind of stupid.''

-Martymer 81, 'Worst History Lesson Ever (WDPLaSS 10)


-Martymer 81, various videos (he turns around dramatically)

''Is god willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him god?''

-Epicurus (rElIgIoN dEsTrOyEd By GrEeK gUy WiTh FaCtS aNd LoGiC eCkSdEe)

''The United States is like a retarded 12 year old with a rocket launcher and a crack habit!''

-2, The Ranting Gryphon, 'AMERICA'

''I'm gonna kill people the legal way- by paying my taxes! All I have to do is enter my credit card information to this site, and my money will be shipped away to the government, and they'll use it to kill brown people in countries I can't pronounce. Isn't that wonderful?''

-TJ Kirk 'The Amazing Atheist', 'Breaking All Ten Commandments!'

''Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.''

-Victor J. Stenger

''Christmas is right around the corner, and when I think Christmas, I think DYSTOPIAN MEGACITY.''

-The Kilian Experience, 'The Worst City Ever'

Epic joke: If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have three, and a lot of counterfeits.

Three genders: Male, female, and wheelbarrow. I sexually identify as a wheelbarrow. Accept me otherwise you are a barrowphobe, and you need to check your manually operated machinery privilege.

Shoutout to OrangeMacawWorld, for his continued support and critique of my work. Also shoutout to Fonjavters.

My name comes from Simcity 4. If you have 4 cities connected to your city, you would unlock the Tourist Trap building. The message's headline would be:
''Hungry 'city name' spiders weave tourist web'', I got the awesome idea to name my city 'ass' or 'my ass'. ''Hungry ass spiders weave tourist web''. Peak comedy.

Feel free to use any of my OC's, as long as you credit me. You can also use my ideas, as long as it is transformative and you credit me. I believe that remixing ideas and IP's and sampling characters and ideas is a good thing. All you must do is notify me, and I will allow you to publish any story using my ideas, as long as you credit me. For using my OC's you don't have to ask, I frankly don't care if you use my OC, it doesn't matter at all. Just credit me.

Additional Info:

Most of my stories will be serious, although some are jokes. My first story will likely be a joke. I will make a few one shots (Excluding jokes, 2 or 3 one shots before a multi-chapter story) My first story will probably be a re-telling of the first Rio, as it is a straightforward story, making it easier for me to write a story. Won't reveal it's name or plot.

I own a pet/companion Yellow sided green cheek conure named 'Sunny', she is about 2 and a half years old (as of 16/04/2020AD)

I have autism, ADHD, and Asperger's. I am very special lol.


I came out of my mum, did some stuff, then I created a Fanfiction account


Name: Blake

Sex: Virgin lol

Race: Not athletic

Sexuality: Pansexual, pans are so hot lol

Religion: Pastafarian

Talents: Can force myself to vomit, I wiggle my nostrils, can spend hours drawing detailed river maps, can chew your ear off about stuff you don't care about

Weaknesses: I can't tie my shoelaces, I'm very afraid of caterpillars, I can't draw non-river map drawings, I am not good at socialising normally (I am getting better. Blame my autism), I have a stutter (Not as bad as it used to be. I do struggle reading out loud, and I do pause in my sentences.)


I plan on learning another language. Particularly Norwegian and Swedish. This is because my dad has Scandinavian heritage, at least according to him. I haven't checked this, I do plan on using to check. I know its not the most reputable site, but its more reliable than just taking my dad's word for it. By the way, Vikings didn't have horned helmets, or at least, they didn't wear them in battle. Perhaps they wore them in celebrations.

I also plan on writing a story which I have had on my mind for over a year. I know Reborn is my best story so far, but this other Rio fanfiction will be far better. I won't reveal too much about it, apart from it being a re-imagining of Rio. Not in the traditional way, but by changing a few characters, adding some, changing names, new sets of rules (Parrots can perfectly understand each other, other birds have language barriers, but the more they hang out, the better they understand each other. Also, animals can't talk to each other, so the marmosets and Luiz will be removed. Only certain animals can understand humans, not all pets can.) and more. I'll write it after I finished Reborn, and 2-3 more multi-chapter stories, plus a few one shots.

I know my bio details certain things, but it is a joke. For example, I jokingly put Pastafarian as my religion, but in actuality I am an atheist. I also am not pansexual, I'm either straight or bisexual. I honestly don't know yet. However my name, talents, and weaknesses are true. Yes, I am afraid of caterpillars, more so than spiders. Don't ask why, because I have no idea why.

I love the concept and fanfictions of Rio more than I actually like the film. Which is why I will eventually make the Rio fanfiction I have been teasing about. I will reveal its name one day, but I won't give anymore info.

I believe in the multiverse theory. Which is why I will divide my fanfictions into the Rio universes, and the Bluey universes. I draw river maps, which means, according to the multiverse theory, will mean that EVERY one of them is an actual planet in multiple universes. Also the events of Rio and every physics abiding Rio fanfiction was an actual event in multiple universes, including every fanfiction I have written. Mind blown. This may also fill one with nihilism, but not me, I feel powerful knowing that my stories are their own universes.

I can't word this as well as I would like to, but I do have an odd guilty pleasure: Watching/reading things that make me uncomfortable. Particularly the very...Interesting Rio fanfics. You can find a wonderful collection of them in Rio2Lover100's favourites list. I don't know why I weirdly enjoy making myself suffer by watching/reading cringey things. Please help.

I LOVE dark comedy, sarcasm, and irony. All my stories will have an element of the three. I plan on watching some dark comedies, such as A Clockwork Orange, Happiness, Pulp Fiction (I have watched that, I just want to watch it again. I didn't actually like it that much) etc. I also love edgy jokes. ''Laughter is the best medicine, which is why I laugh at people with AIDS'', ''What's blue and yellow, and found at the bottom of a pool? A toddler with its floaties slashed.''

I am an official member and founder of the Banana Phone Fanclub. Wanna join? Visit , and don't click on the penis enlargement ads, and there are no hot singles in your area. Sorry.

I am interested in learning to play the electric guitar. I already have tried, but now after watching guitarists play, I have decided to perhaps teach myself how to play it. I won't be the next Jimi Hendrix or Eddie Van Halen, but I hope I'll be good. I don't own an electric guitar, and only practiced 2 days a week at school, and due to COVID-19, I haven't had much time to practice. Hope I can learn, but I won't learn sheet music. That shit is confusing, and I'd rather improvise.

I probably won't ever write a K or K story. I write either T or M rated stories because they offer more freedom to write things, also because I want to be safe.


DatBoiWhoReturned (aka Fonjavters)

Sledge Macaw


This list is incomplete, but it will (hopefully) be expanded. I don't know any of them personally, although Fonjavters is an online friend I annoy.

FUTURE FANFICTIONS: (MAY NOT BE IN ORDER OF WHEN I WILL CREATE THEM) (I will write most, if not all, of these one day)

1. A Satirical story on Rio. It will make fun of all the clichés in Rio stories. Hopefully it will turn out good. (Generic Rio Story) (In production)

2. A story where Blu and Jewel take a liking to each other almost instantly. (Love At First Sight)

3. An alt. version of the first Rio film, featuring Blu and Jewel, and two glaucous macaws. (Two Blues) (In production)

4. An alt. version of Reborn, but instead of Sophia/Alice being a girl, it would be a boy.

5. A retelling of Rio. The fanfiction I have teased for the majority of the time I've been here. (Alt. Rio) (Will include Jacques, but he's from Bolivia, instead of New Mexico) (Bluey)

6. Anthro version of Rio. A world where humans and birds live side by side. I will include themes of racism, or speciesm, between birds and humans. Will have a bird and a human fall in love, and be looked down upon by society. Allegory for interracial relationships. It'll be a bit different than human racism, as both sides are equal in technology, and actively oppressed one another. Both sides are beginning to de-segregate, but still hate each other. A major source of drama occurs when a human and a bird have a taboo relationship. I am actually pretty interested in this, and will definitely write this. Probably before the 'Alt. Rio' fanfiction. (Tyler being Blu, and Jewel being his love interest. Will include 2 of my Rio OC's)

7. What if Jewel was once a pet who was abused by her owners? She escapes her abusive owners, and lives in the wild for a year, until she is captured and sent to the aviary, where she meets Blu.

8. A Rio Noire story. A satire on the noire genre, inspired by season 8 of Archer. I'll watch some noire films before I write it, as apart from Archer season 8, I've only watched one noire film, sort of. I rented the film 'Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid', which is actually a parody, from Blockbuster a few years ago. I didn't even watch the entire movie. So until I get a better grasp on noire films, I won't write it. When I do, though, I hope I can make a great satire. Won't be absurd like 'Generic Rio Story', but will still feature some of my typical humour: Sarcasm, irony, vulgar and dark comedy. Season 8 of Archer is, probably my favourite season.

9. A version of Rio featuring Paradise Parrots. Three ideas for this: 1. Rio, but its in Australia. Blu is instead a paradise parrot in Moose Lake, Jewel is a wild paradise parrot in Queensland, taken to an aviary in North QLD. They meet, and are captured etc. 2. Takes place in Brazil, after Blu and Jewel meet and fall in love. A female paradise parrot who escaped from smugglers who took her from her home in Australia, she meets an American or Australian Paradise parrot. 3. Like Two Blues, except instead of Glaucous Macaws, there are Paradise Parrots. (R.I.P Paradise Parrots) (Bird(s) of Paradise)

10. A love story between a Scarlet and a Spix's Macaw. This could either be its own separate/independent story, or it could tie in with Bluey. May be one of the only stories that I will write that take place in the Amazon. I just don't like Rio 2 that much, although the visuals are nice. This story will either have a happy ending where they flee, or a tragic ending. Like Romeo and Juliet. (Forbidden Love)

11. An alt. version of Rio, similar to the Paradise Parrots one, except they're fictional cockatoos. The species is what I call the 'Blue Cockatoo', (creative I know). They are the size of a smaller Sulphur-Crested Cockatoo, (about 50cm long, about the length of a Spix's Macaw), and has Navy Blue feathers (the male does, but the female has feathers of the same shade as Jewel), they have white periopthalmic rings around their eyes and a white crest. Anyways they are still titled Blu and Jewel, and its the same as Rio, except its in Queensland. Aussie Rio lol. (True Blues) (In progress)

Maybes, plus terrible Rio parodies: (Probably won't do these, number 13 is by far the most likely. The parodies probably won't happen, because of possible site rules forbidding them, and other reasons.)

12. (maybe) Rio version of A Clockwork Orange. May not be allowed due to ultraviolence and taboo subjects.

13. (maybe) Anthro version of Rio. Except there's no humans. May have hints of nihilism, and will be divided in two: High School/college, and adult portion. The adult half will be a satirical crime drama/mafia story, where one of the two main characters is caught up in the mafia, and has to pay off debt and escape them. This will be made much later, and will hopefully be hilarious.

14. (maybe) Parody/Rio version of Oldboy. The awesome South Korean thriller. May not write it because, like A Clockwork Orange, it deals with some taboo subjects. Although not to the extent of A Clockwork Orange.

15. (maybe) Parody of The Thing, with Rio characters and OC's. Unlikely, because it will probably be terrible, and The Thing is quite graphic.

Favourite Rio Stories:

If someone were to ask me 'What's the best Rio story', I couldn't answer them. I don't have a number one Rio story, but I do have a collection of some of the best ones: (one per author)

'Come Back', by Corration

'Life After The Jump', by therobotchicken

'Rio one and a half' and 'Jupiter and company and their Adventure in the Amazon', by VPVPVP (can't decide between the two)

'Hopeless', by Drako1997

'Aqua Blue', by veronica.toon.7

'The Crossfade', by bievwer

'The Estrella', by Sorrelwing

Note that there are certainly better stories that I haven't read, probably even some major ones, or ones I have forgotten about. This list isn't complete, and is in no order. It is merely a collection of my personal favourites.


I don't know when I will write it, but I will write it sometime this year. I already have the cover for it, which is taken from an amazing looking teaser image for Rio, where Blu looks over Rio at sunrise, or sunset. I can't tell. I used MS Paint (very professional) to add 'Bluey' in Copperplate Bold. It looks decent. For the story, it will be like the first Rio movie, with some changes. I have a few scenes and lines planned out in my head.

Two Blues is a proto-Bluey, in the sense that Bluey may be similar in writing style (only that Bluey will be of higher quality, I hope), and humour. Bluey will be a Frankenstein's monster of different elements from other fanfictions, remixed with original ideas and tweaked a bit. I don't want to blow smoke up my ass, but I do hope it will be one of the better fanfictions.

Bluey will be a 4 part story, Bluey, Bluey 2, Bluey 3 and Bluey 4. All with different themes, and will detail Bluey's life. Bluey is the second major version of Blu in my weird multiverse Rio concept, the other one being Blu.

I actually got the idea for Bluey over a year ago, and it has evolved over time. I learned about at around January, and I have visited this site on a regular basis. I may actually post chapter one soon, but it will be an introductory chapter, and I will update it when I feel as though I have the skills to write the story to the standard I wish it to be. (High quality, emotional and funny)

I can't wait until I write it, and I'm sure you all are looking forward to reading it.


Rio Chatroom: I have abandoned it, as Reborn took away my will to write chapters for it. However the nail in the coffin was the fact that due to site rules, I had to get rid of the chatroom scenes. Which was bad, because they were the comic relief portions, and also provided exposition and additional dialogue and length. As Rio Chatroom was originally supposed to be just the chatroom sections, the other parts were quite boring. So the story was ruined by the removal of the chatroom sections. Plus the story isn't really that good. I might remake it one day with skype calls and better writing.

Reborn: Is on temporary hiatus due to lack of motivation and ideas. I will continue it at some point, but I don't know when. Currently, I feel like writing my other two stories more than I do for Reborn.

Two Blues: Beyond some writer's block for chapter 6, it is going good. I have to get past the club scene, and once I do, the story should get written rather quickly. (Hopefully)

Too Ugly To Be Loved: More chapters coming out soon. I do have a few ideas for the story, which I will refrain from revealing. Unless it goes through development hell, and I decide to reach out to others for help. My main problem is that I have the ideas and some scenes planned out, its just that I can't put pen to paper/I can't write the scenes in between. I blame Garry.

Thoughts on Rio 2, and Rio 3

RIO 2: Although visually stunning, I feel as though it is inferior to the first film for a number of reasons: 1. The first one is funnier and a bit better paced. (from what I remember) 2. The main reason being the fact it reduces two characters to being utterly pathetic: Nigel is rendered a laughing stock, and is not intimidating or fun to watch. Its honestly sad how pathetic he is, which is a far cry from the sadistic and terrifying beast he was in the first one (Not scary to the audience, but he is to the birds). He serves no purpose in the film other than to be the butt of jokes, and its just sad.
Blu is made into a pathetic character as well. In the first one he is also pathetic, but the second film makes him so in a different manner: He doesn't stand up for himself. In the film he seems to never stick up for himself, and when he does, he quickly backs down. The entire tribe treats him like shit, and he is removed from Linda, and Jewel appears to cheat on him, or at least seem to. So Blu is beaten down, cucked by Roberto, and placed in his version of hell. He is humiliated in front of both tribes, and the Spix's Macaw tribe abhor him for scoring a suicide goal. He sticks up for himself, only to be told he is selfish by his mate. He leaves, but comes crawling back. Saving the tribes from loggers, his father in law 'accepts' him. For some reason Blu instantly forgives them and acts as if nothing happened.

First of all, it is insulting how much Blu had to do to earn respect. Jewel is accepted instantly, because she is his daughter, and a wild bird. If Blu wasn't a pet, he would've been accepted instantly, but because he is a pet, he had to singlehandedly save BOTH tribes from smugglers, and only then does his father in law accept him. Second of all, Blu had been humiliated, de-masculinated, disrespected and dehumanised (or deavianised), and a sappy apology is all it took for Blu to not only forgive him, but decide to stay. If I were Blu I would tell him to go to hell.

Third of all, Blu is a pet, and will always be. He isn't wild, and will never be. He can be semi-domesticated, but not wild. It is in his very nature to be with humans, and you can't make someone into something they're not. They can pretend to, but they won't ever really be. Blu will be unhappy, and won't ever belong, unless he gives up what he is, and that is a pet. If he does, then he isn't Blu, just a husk pretending to be. Anyways, f*ck Eduardo, f*ck Roberto, and f*ck Blu for letting himself be Jewel's bitch. He is in a toxic relationship, and Jewel is a parasite. Blu gave up everything for her, and she did nothing. The film, for reducing Blu to a pathetic cuck, and for ruining their whole relationship, is therefore pretty toxic bruh. His love is a tainted one, and it isn't a good love. Blu may just be better off a free bird, or a pet. Either that, or they go to Rio and actually live like the way the first film had them live (wild, visiting Linda every now and then, or 'Semi-domesticated')

Thoughts on Rio 3: Hopefully it repairs the relationship between Blu and Jewel, and not in Blu being controlled by Jewel. I do hope they cover the topic of Blu's parents, perhaps Jewel having her father makes Blu jealous of the fact she gets to have parents, and he doesn't. I predict they would go on holidays to Rio, (otherwise why call it Rio?) and hopefully it won't be '1 dimensional smugglers' trying to get them or something. Again, hopefully they mention Blu's parents. Perhaps they could have a surreal dream where Blu sees his mother, and have it be really sad. I don't know.


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The Salmon Act 1986 is an Act of Parliament of the United Kingdom, passed in 1986, which regulates salmon fishery. It is frequently cited in lists of absurd or unusual laws, since it contains a provision making it illegal to "handle salmon in suspicious circumstances".[1]


The act contains 43 paragraphs, dealing with a wide range of detailed matters relating to salmon fisheries. Matters covered include

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  2. regulation of the methods allowed for salmon fishing (specifically, giving the Secretary of State the power to define what is meant by various forms of net fishing)
  3. regulation of the trade in salmon dealers.

A large part of the Act updates Victorian-era legislation, for instance, the Salmon Fisheries (Scotland) Act 1868.

Handling Salmon in Suspicious Circumstances[edit]

Section 32 of the Act is headed "Handling Salmon in Suspicious Circumstances".[2] This section creates an offence in England and Wales or Scotland for any person who receives or disposes of any salmon in circumstances where they believe, or could reasonably believe, that the salmon has been illegally fished. Essentially, this is a provision aimed at reducing salmon poaching by making the handling of poached salmon a criminal offence. Section 22 introduces a parallel provision into Scottish law.[3]

This offence is often cited, without its context, in lists of quirky or absurd laws—often alongside archaic or downright mythical "laws".

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Una gran aventura by MikeG.089 reviews
Crossover de Rio-Ice Age-Kung fu Panda-Sing (fanfiction no deja poner más de 2 pelis, así que por eso no lo puse en categoria crossover, a pesar de que si lo es) Esta historia nos lleva a Ylian en donde nuestros personajes vivirán grandes aventuras muy divertidas, románticas y misteriosas y siempre estarán para apoyarse en todo tanto en las buenas como en las malas
Rio - Rated: M - Spanish - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 185,737 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 11/6/2020
Blu Sky High School 2 by Jaqui The Girl Spix Macaw reviews
After the first few months at Blue Sky High School Jewel and some children face new problems when they get a low grade in their new subjects, will they all have the same problem? Which of all will be the most difficult to solve?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,819 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 1/16 - Blu, Jewel, Rafael, Nico
Birds And Chocolate by Empv reviews
After an unanimous call,Wonka and Charlie had to go to Brazil to meet a son that Wonka never knew he had.
Crossover - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory & Rio - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 10/25/2019 - Willy Wonka, Charlie Bucket, Tulio, Linda
Una vieja amiga del pasado by El Freddys reviews
Blu se siente solo al ver como Perla pasa tiempo con Roberto, su amigo de la infancia de Perla, y lo deja de lado a él. Hasta que una vieja amiga del pasado de Blu, viene para llenar el vacío de su amigo, y ayudarlo en sus problemas.
Rio - Rated: K - Spanish - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 3/24 - Blu, Jewel, Roberto, Eduardo
Conspiración en el Amazonas by MaverickTSU reviews
Una organización llamada C.G.O detecta movimiento en el amazonas, y ellos mandan a su mejor agente, Frieldritch deberá transformarse en un guacamayo Spix para espiar a las posibles organizaciones sospechosas responsables de la anomalía. ¿Podrá Frieldritch encajar en la tribu? ¿Podrá Frieldritch recopilar toda la información a tiempo? ¿Como afectará su presencia a Blu y su familia
Rio - Rated: T - Spanish - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 4/30
La vida de Nico by BloddyDemon reviews
La vida de Nico nunca fue fácil, desde sus comienzos tuvo que aprender sobre lo cruel que podía ser el mundo aunque está dispuesto a encontrar la felicidad. (Ubicar antes, durante y después de las películas). SUS COMENTARIOS SERÍAN UN GRAN APOYO
Rio - Rated: M - Spanish - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,943 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 4/7/2020 - Nico - Complete
Rio: What would happen if by bluJewel stories reviews
Everyone knows that Rio had sad twists but ended with the classic "Happy End", but what if Linda does not accept the request to go to Rio, what if Jewel leaves without Blu, what if Jewel rejects his love for her?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 12/31/2018 - Blu, Jewel, Linda, Tulio
¿Vida Salvaje? by Jpin reviews
Vemos lo que pasa después de Rio 2, lo que pasa con nuestra querida pareja azul, en especial nuestros dos protagonistas... Blu y Perla, veremos todas las aventuras vividas y muchas mas y muchos pensamientos y problemas y cosas que les pasan, personajes nuevos y emociones nuevas (el rating podría cambiar a M por temas algo fuertes)
Rio - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,616 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 8/19/2020 - Blu, Jewel
Foreign Love by Jaqui The Girl Spix Macaw reviews
Due to smuggling in his country, Tulio Monteiro must travel to the United States (Minnesota) to reunite the last female Spix Macaw with the only surviving male, their lifestyles and their different nationalities will lead them to find a foreign love.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,468 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 10/3/2020 - Blu, Jewel, Linda, Tulio
Searching For Fate by RiodanJaneiro97 reviews
Raul has decided to travel to Madrid to tell Helena how he feels! Tomada, Sorrel, Jameson, Kelly, and Cabot join him on his journey to have his back! Familiar faces will be seen, hearts will be tested, and a new enemy could be on the cards? Read To Find Out! 'A Samba Club' spin off!
Rio - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,488 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 4/18 - Complete
Mi razón de vivir by GermanTheWriter reviews
Esa noche, por algún motivo, fue diferente. No sabía por qué, únicamente sabía que tenía que ver con Rio.
Rio - Rated: T - Spanish - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8 - Complete
The Rise Of The Samba Club Part 2: The Final Showdown by RiodanJaneiro97 reviews
After the painful loss of so many loved ones, our favourite Samba birds will need to gear up, recruit, and build an army to finally take on Armando and his thugs! Will this battle in the Amazon end in tears? Or will it end in triumph? It all.. this! Read to find out!
Rio - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,191 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/29 - Blu, Jewel, Nigel, OC - Complete
Mi Preciada Perla by Rhoxen reviews
Esta es la continuación de Río 2. Donde Blu tendrá que acostumbrarse a la vida en la selva y alejar a Roberto lo máximo posible de Perla.
Rio - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 5/11/2020 - Blu, Jewel, Roberto
Nexus birds by Lilmacaw reviews
A story in which a character is related and connected to an element from the nature, eveyone would think a world in which there are some birds who own elemental superpowers would be really cool, and maybe it is from one side, but also from other couldn t be that cool, and have one or another disadvantages for some...
Rio - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 120,316 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 5/18/2020 - Blu, Jewel, Linda, Roberto
Recovery In Rio by RIO2Lover100 reviews
Takes place between the two Rio films, Having successfully rescued her from the plane, Blu decides to stay with Jewel and confesses his love for her but can he handle living in the wild?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 3/10/2020 - Blu, Jewel
Ecoterroristic Endeavors by sijiji reviews
Rio AU. After a supposed environmental organization plans to invade the Amazonian Rainforest to protect it in sixty days, two different macaws take the time to learn about their true intentions, in both the hard and justifiable way. Rated T for consistent violence.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 10/27/2020
The Rise Of The Samba Club: Part 1 by RiodanJaneiro97 reviews
The Samba Club are back again for a new adventure! Our favourite feathery friends are loving life after the death of the evil military macaw Julio! With new friends and new family members coming together, everything seems to be going fine! What new surprises will come their way? Will a new enemy look for revenge? The sequel to 'The Adventures Of The Samba Club'. Read to find out!
Rio - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,596 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 11/21/2020 - Blu, Jewel, OC, Roberto - Complete
Rio Reversed 2 by AgentGunderson1 reviews
The sequel to 'Rio Reversed'. How will the domesticated Jewel handle the wild Amazon rainforest?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 5/21/2020
Figuring It Out by FilmedIt reviews
The first installment of my version of the Rio franchise. Begin figuring out the story of after Jewel carries Blu from the smugglers plane and meet new friends. Maybe make some new enemies and figure out about each others past, some may even ruin friendships, and relationships. So begin Figuring It Out. Rated T for gore, swearing, some sex jokes, dark plot holes and themes.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,305 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 7/7/2020 - [Blu, Jewel] OC
The Dark Robes Remastered by Kraft58 reviews
Relive the adventure from the very beginning, with better writing, never before seen cut scenes, and completed plot devices with a more fleshed out story. Blu and Jewel are living their lives, developing their romance, and continuing their battle to save their species, meanwhile an evil is about to turn their lives upside down.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 270 - Words: 663,611 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/27/2020 - Published: 2/22/2019 - Blu, Jewel
Ven a cantar que ya llego la Navidad by Jaqui The Girl Spix Macaw reviews
Después de meses viviendo en el Amazonas Carla, Bia y Tiago desean celebrar la Navidad con su nueva familia del Amazonas ¿todo llegara salir a la perfección? ¿todas las aves azules querrán celebrar algo relacionado con el ser humano.? (Mi primer Especial De Navidad De Rio)
Rio - Rated: T - Spanish - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,298 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2020 - Published: 12/20/2019 - Blu, Jewel, Eduardo
A Reason to Love by White Winged Fox reviews
Abandoned and hopeless in the Pit of Doom, Blu is left alone to face his sins. With no loggers or crazed cockatoos hell-bent on murder to give him a second chance at redemption, he must find another way to atone for his Mistakes. Will he try desperately to cling onto the threads of his new life, or let go so that his family and others can live on in happiness?
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/23/2020 - Published: 12/18/2020
Rio: Battle and Friendship by TheBlueMacawCz reviews
Read new storry about fight, hate, love and frienship. Only in Rio: Battle and Friendship. New characters, action filled fight scenes etc. New chapter every few days. Stay tuned.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,160 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2020 - Published: 8/16/2020 - Blu, Jewel
Blu Sky High School by Jaqui The Girl Spix Macaw reviews
As they enter high school, Blu and his friends will learn to live with different young people who have different lives and thoughts, but they will also learn to control their hormonal impulses. Will they survive this difficult time in their lives?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,491 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/21/2020 - Published: 3/13/2020 - Blu, Jewel, Rafael
Anna by Yuritau reviews
She fell, oh no!
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 130 - Words: 2,629,760 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2020 - Published: 7/2/2020
Super Rio origins: Alondra by Nightfly123 reviews
Life hasn't been easy for the young Alondra, who has been brought up in a religious family that sees her sexuality to other females as a sin along with the fact she has been forced to hide her sexuality from them out of fear of being kicked out. Unfortunely for Alondra, her romantic interests in other females is not the only thing that she will be forced to keep secret.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,763 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2020 - Published: 4/26/2019
Rio, La gran batalla del amazonas by MikeG.089 reviews
Secuela del fanfic Rio, los padres de Blu. Tras muchos años de paz y tranquilidad nuestra familia favorita de guacamayos azules ha cambiado, todo iba bien hasta que una nueva amenaza aparece en el amazonas que esta dispuesto a destruir todo a su paso para cumplir una venganza, pero nuestros amigos azules junto a sus aliados lucharan por salvar lo suyo, dando esto una gran batalla.
Rio - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,713 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2020 - Published: 10/15/2020 - Complete
Nancy and the Birds of Rio by L.D.E.Imaginegirl reviews
While mourning the loss of her great grandmother, a young girl named Nancy is transported to a different Rio where she must help the two macaws that were the last of their kind and stop the evil Nigel. Can she ever do that in order to get home?
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2020 - Published: 7/29/2020 - Jewel, OC
Rio:the interquel by slyxshs reviews
After Blu jumps off the plane to save the love of his life, Jewel. They notice that there not going to be relaxing for long. Come join Blu and Jewel and your other favorite Rio characters on this romantic and adventurous, Rated M ride (Some scenes may not be suitable for the people under the age of 16)
Rio - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,149 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/23/2020 - Published: 7/3/2019
Sold by bluJewel stories reviews
Blu and Jewel are sold... but does it have to be a bad fate? Is the buyer a beast? Will Blu and Jewel go home? This is what you will find out in this story...
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,618 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/21/2020 - Published: 8/26/2019 - Blu, Jewel, OC - Complete
The Adventures Of The Samba Club by RiodanJaneiro97 reviews
The sequel to 'The Samba Club vs The Jongo Club'. Several months after the match at the Maracanã. Blu and Jewel have started a family, and still play football with their team. Living life to the absolute fullest! But...will a certain birds past come back to haunt them and make their world turn upside down? What new surprises will cross their path? Read to find out!
Rio - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,814 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/17/2020 - Published: 10/11/2020 - Complete
Rio One and A Half- edited by VPVPVP reviews
Athos and his friends must travel to Rio so that Levi, Aurora and D'Artagnan, who are members of three very endangered species, can breed and have chicks to propagate them but things go wrong when they are kidnapped by smugglers with cats who also threaten another rare macaw family. Athos and the others must escape and get the smugglers caught but that is easier said than done
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 182,579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2020 - Published: 10/5/2020 - OC - Complete
Rio 2:Alternate Story by Cyan The Hot Wing reviews
When no loggers came to disrupt the peace in the amazon, another set of event occurred and when an old enemy appears, the blue macaws must stand together and fight for their survivor.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2020 - Published: 11/10/2020
Agustín y Lucy son medios hermanos por la madre de Lucy lo cuales no saben de eso porque acaban de conocerse pero esa relación que tienen los podría meter en problemas a ambos
Rio - Rated: M - Spanish - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2020
Tiago, la nueva leyenda del futbol by TiagitoGunderson22 reviews
Tiago, tiene un gran interés por el futbol. Su sueño era pertenecer a un equipo de futbol para demostrar el alto nivel que tenía en el futbol.
Rio - Rated: K - Spanish - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2020
A Cerulean Bond by Logan Jindrak X reviews
Moving away from your home and settling in a new country is never easy. Not even for a Spix's macaw. However, will an encounter with the bird of his dream turn this trial into a dream?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,410 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2020 - Published: 8/23/2020 - Complete
Cockatoo by Hawki reviews
Poem: Suffice to say that within Rio, Nigel was the top bird.
Rio - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2020 - Nigel - Complete
Birds of blue feathers have to stick together by Lilmacaw reviews
Know the happy colorful life of Blu, that would soon turn into gray darkness...could it turn colorful again?
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2020 - Complete
Batman: Life Story by Eamo2004
This series will cover different stories regarding batman, his rogues gallery and his family You can suggest any characters or story elements you think would improve the story, but there's no guarantee it will get in.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,318 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2020 - Published: 8/23/2020 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman
Blu y el ser del más allá by MikeG.089 reviews
Blu y sus padres viven tranquilos en el campo, pero un ser que proviene del mundo de los muertos decide visitarlos.
Rio - Rated: T - Spanish - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2020 - Complete
Rafael's Bachelor Party by RiodanJaneiro97 reviews
The prequel to 'Love At The Samba Club'. Rafael has proposed to his wife Eva and has put Blu in charge of planning his bachelor party. Our five favourite friends Blu, Rafael, Nico, Pedro and Kipo sneak aboard a plane that was supposed to be going to Mexico. But they have boarded the wrong plane! Will they still have a great time? Or will it be a catastrophe? Read to find out!
Rio - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,098 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2020 - Published: 9/10/2020 - Complete
Rio, los padres de Blu by MikeG.089 reviews
La vida de Blu en el amazonas ha cambiado desde el enfrentamiento con los taladores, y ahora es aceptado por la tribu, esto llena de felicidad a Perla, porque poco a poco Blu se fue adaptando a la selva, pero un encuentro inesperado pondra a Blu y a Perla a prueba, en especial a Perla
Rio - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,393 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/6/2020 - Published: 8/27/2020 - Complete
Rio 3: Iguaçu Quest of Leadership by Keyblade Warrior 64 reviews
A new year has passed, Blu was struggling to be the better leader of his tribe that Eduardo will be retired and takes the shy blue macaw a lot of time to prove himself worthy to the jungle. He was then met Afonso Santos who had the ability to talk the birds and other animals along with the team of birds called Sky Crew. And he had the connection with long lost parents and secrets.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,962 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2020 - Published: 5/13/2020 - Blu, Jewel, OC
Zootopie 2 : trois humains en ville by Mr Wolfiefox reviews
Alors qu'une famille divorcée, les Déreault, reviennent de vacances. Ceux-ci se retrouvent transportés dans la ville de Zootopie où chacun peut devenir ce qu'il veut, et où tout le monde à sa place ! Notre famille va découvrir cette jungle de béton aux côtés de deux flics : un renard et un lapin. Embarquez à plus de 130km/h dans cette aventure pleine de dangers et d'humour !
Zootopia - Rated: T - French - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,183 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2020 - Published: 9/10/2019
Blu in Brazil, Jewel in Minnesota 3 by Alexriolover95 reviews
Many years have passed since Blu and Jewel, with their kids, moved to the Amazon and after quite a few events, have settled into their new lives nicely, enjoying their home in the Blue macaw tribe, however two new and familiar Blue macaws arriving at the tribe will cause yet another challenge for Jewel... (The third and final story in the Blu in Brazil, Jewel in Minnesota series!)
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,801 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/12/2020 - Published: 6/9/2020 - Complete
Rio: La pasión del amor by DarkBirdieBlue132 reviews
puro lemon, con historia eso si, en los comentarios se elige el contenido del siguiente capitulo o por mensaje privado, que lo disfruten!
Rio - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2020 - Blu, Jewel
Chapters of Life by Dovahkiin1412 reviews
Tyler Blu Gunderson is, or was, a talented young writer who has for three years quit writing due to paralysis on his wings. But maybe, because of that... he feels... suffering. Until one day, he met a girl under full-bloomed flowering trees, and since then... his fate has begun to change.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 116,041 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/5/2020 - Published: 3/28/2018
Rio: A nation divided by Ripso reviews
Three centuries before European men ever set foot on the South American continent, the largest tribe of blue macaws was split by a devastating natural disaster, both sides believing the other perished. Now as the human loggers force Eduardo's tribe to flee towards uncharted territory, the flock meets 'familiar' faces. But what if they have a different view on certain things?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 91,073 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/29/2020 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Blu, Jewel, OC, Eduardo
Our New Life Together by Ricardo the Black Hawk reviews
A remastered retelling of The Last Blue Macaws' New Adventures Saga. Join Blu, Jewel and all of their friends in many fun adventures with friendship, family and romance!
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/27/2020 - Published: 8/3/2020 - Blu, Jewel, Pedro, Nico
Based on the first act of the blockbuster game: HELLO NEIGHBOR by tinybuild. It is a thriller story.
Hello Neighbor - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2020
Super Rio: Rebels And Gods by Jaqui The Girl Spix Macaw reviews
Four months after Karrer's defeat, the Rio Army was officially disbanded, forcing Roberto to create a new team to face a terrifying new threat that has renewed the legendary battle of Good versus Evil.(spin-off of the universe of alex the owl)
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/19/2020 - Published: 6/28/2020 - Roberto
RIO: friends of the fire bird by Riosphoenixguardian reviews
A phoenix named Riley lives in Rio a happy life but with a very interesting pastime and depressing backstory, one day while going to say hi to his friends Nico and Pedro he meets to blue macaws blu and jewel chained together. he decides to help them out in their predicament but has a suspicion something bad will happen to the two birds. what will happen, nobody knows.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,115 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2020 - Published: 4/19/2020
Infantile by Der Verructe Spatenwahnsinnige reviews
When Blu meets Jewel for the first time, things take a rough turn, leaving Blu incapacitated, as Jewel threatens his life, but after enduring a similar torture as to what she put him through, she comes to realise that, after all, Blu is just a baby... A story of how a hardened free spirit comes to adore an infantile domesticated bird. (Rated T for some dark subject matters.)
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/13/2020 - Blu, Jewel, Linda, Tulio
Rio Alternate Ending by Lou-La-Bell-0106 reviews
Includes both films. Some Blu whump. We never see it happen in the movie, so I'll wright it instead! How Blu feels with moving to the Amazon and how his family clock onto it. (I promise its so much better than it sounds. I'm terrible at summaries)
Rio - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2020 - [Blu, Jewel] Nigel, Eduardo
Real in Rio (Remastered) by Sledge Macaw reviews
Blu had just saved the love of his life from certain death. Seemingly unscathed, he must now adjust to his new home, Rio de Janeiro. Trials await the young Spix Macaw and his path of endearment. Conflicted by his dreams and reality, he must ascertain the authenticity of his new life while refashioning his idiosyncrasies to better suit his new, primitive life. Blu x Jewel.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,788 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2020 - Published: 5/4/2020 - Blu, Jewel, Rafael, Nico
A Woman's Game by ZabuzasGirl reviews
In the history of golf Francis Ouimet is known as a legend someone who inspired thousands of people to follow their dreams that anything can happen simply if you work hard and persevere. In 1913 Francis achieved victory against the champion Harry Varden proving nothing is impossible, but what if things weren't as they appeared. What if Francis isn't a he, but a she? Francis/Female
Greatest Game Ever Played - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2020 - Published: 4/9/2016
The Samba Club vs The Jongo Club by RiodanJaneiro97 reviews
The Samba Club has been losing business thanks to their new rivals The Jongo Club. They agree to face each other in a football match to determine who stays in Rio and who has to leave! Will Blu and his friends save their club? Or will they need to pack up and leave? Read to find out!
Rio - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,293 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2020 - Published: 6/26/2020 - Complete
The Demons Within by FNaFLord reviews
Robotic monsters are killing people in a young girl's neighborhood. Now she has to find a way to kill them, before they kill her.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 51 - Words: 71,039 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/28/2020 - Published: 12/21/2018 - Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy, OC
Accidentally In Love by Jaqui The Girl Spix Macaw reviews
Blu Un Spix Macaw De 15 Años Descubre Que No Es El Ultimo De Su Especie Y Viajara A Brasil Para Conocer A La Única Hembra De Su Especie Al Principio Fingirán Estar Enamorados Para Ganarse Su Libertad Pero Ambos Terminaran Accidentalmente Enamorados (Mi Primera Historia)
Rio - Rated: T - Spanish - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,248 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/23/2020 - Published: 11/26/2019 - Blu, Jewel, Rafael
Witchy Through The Tycoon by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
If you thought WItchyworld was bad, then you haven't seen it through the lens of RollerCoaster Tycoon!
Crossover - Banjo-Kazooie & RollerCoaster Tycoon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2020 - Published: 7/10/2018 - [Banjo, Kazooie] Gruntilda, Mr. Patch
A Kite Man Becomes A King by Childhood Enigma reviews
The very moment when Kite Man became a king and would not be played with emotionally. Basically, Kite Man takes the Red Pill.
Harley Quinn - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2020 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Kite-Man - Complete
Rio 2: Blu and Jewel's Chicks The New Generation (Revised Edition) by Blu100-Jewel100 reviews
This about Jewel and Blu's Chicks and their adventures through life as they discover Love, Friendship, and a Little Danger. I PREFER REVIEWS DONE BY THOSE WITH FANFICTION ACCOUNTS SO THAT I CAN REPLY TO THEM. Don't use my OCs pm me about it.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 88,459 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2020 - Published: 6/28/2020 - Blu, Jewel, OC
Family Reunion by AgentGunderson1 reviews
Jewel, a spix macaw who is believed to be last one of her kind, lives all alone in Rio. One day she finds out her family might be alive in the Amazon rainforest. She takes the risk and flies there, where she was reunited with her father, aunt, and childhood friends... and her old crush.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/27/2020 - Published: 5/12/2020
Rio but its in 1 chapter by DatBoiWhoReturned reviews
short humorous retelling of rio
Rio - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2020 - Complete
Adventures Of The Amazon by RIO2Lover100 reviews
Set after the pit of doom match, join Blu and his family as they go on some crazy adventures in the Amazon Jungle and may meet some new friends along the way
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,042 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/6/2020 - Published: 3/5/2019 - Blu, Jewel, Bia, Carla
A Different Side by Alexriolover95 reviews
Basically the prequel to the Scarlet Side, in which instead of following Blu and Jewel's crazy adventure, we follow Linda and Tulio's search for them, with Alex along with Linda and Tulio!
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,516 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 5/13/2020 - Complete
A Life at Sea by DatBoiWhoReturned reviews
What if Blu was a parrot companion for a pirate? Read this now
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 6/2/2020 - Blu, Jewel, OC
Rio: Inter dimensional adventure by Blu in love reviews
Rio role-play, creators: Blu in love & Lila macaw
Rio - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/3/2020 - Published: 5/1/2020 - Blu, Jewel, OC
There's Blu, and then there's the cooler blu by DatBoiWhoReturned reviews
Have you ever wanted Blu to be better, smoother, and cooler? well read this story
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 5/21/2020
Rio Reversed by AgentGunderson1 reviews
Ever wondered what would it be like if Jewel was the pet and Blu was the free spirited bird? Well you're about to find out :)
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,000 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/17/2020 - Published: 4/27/2020 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
My Big Brother by Alexriolover95 reviews
Stuck in a coma, the human Alex wakes up to a very unexpected surprise... He's his OC! And not only that, but he's in the Amazon and well has to convince his little sister, Lisa, that he once knew her before in a different reality. The sequel to My Little Lisa!
Rio - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2020 - Published: 4/11/2020
Remnants by Der Verructe Spatenwahnsinnige reviews
A tale of the stages of grief and how they are dealt with, and experienced. Follow Blu and Jewel as she tells a dark tale of her past, and she has come to let go, and accept Blu as her mate, and to live her life happily. [Rated T just in case]
Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2020 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Mas Allá Del Destino by Judizef Blu Spix Macaw reviews
En la vida de Blu y Perla todo parecía ir normal hasta que unos raros sueños aparentes hacen que cada uno despierte en ciertos días en el cuerpo del otro, sin conocerse y estando a kilómetros de distancia del otro, ambos deberán descubrir las razones de este fenómeno y la razón que los une a pesar de la distancia mientras intentar seguir con sus vidas normales sin arruinar la otra.
Rio - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2020 - Blu, Jewel, Eduardo, Roberto
Rio 3 Pearl and Dimas' Chicks The Next Generation by Blu100-Jewel100 reviews
Sequel to Rio 2 Blu and Jewel's Chicks The New Generation crossed over with the Rio 2 movie. (1st chapter is meant to sum up the events of when and where the story takes off). Rated T for some possible danger later on in the story. Chapters might be occasionally taken off for editing spelling and grammer.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,056 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/8/2020 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Blu, Jewel, OC - Complete
The Snake Queen by Logan Jindrak X reviews
Jewel has recovered from her injuries after being saved from the smugglers. However, things are far from being over for the Spix's macaws. When a snake queen comes from another world to take their friend away, Blu and the others must go out of their way to stop her. (Sequel to "Road to Sao Paulo")
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,024 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2020 - Published: 2/27/2020 - Complete
First Mate by Iron Wolf 43 reviews
In need of a job, Ryan Wulf, the youngest in the Wulf family, takes a security job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. At first, things were going fine, though she doubted the sanity of her employer. However, her first night goes from boring to very... surprising. Rated M for later chapters... and because of my twisted imagination.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,492 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/19/2020 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Foxy, OC] Mangle
Tough Love by Der Verructe Spatenwahnsinnige reviews
A "What If" story. Suppose that the entire events of the movie unfold, but Jewel is a tough, thug of a bird. (But not evil) How will Blu manage to sway Jewel into 'saving the species? Read on...
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2020 - Published: 7/17/2019 - Blu, Jewel, Linda, Tulio
Road to Sao Paulo by Logan Jindrak X reviews
Blu has moved on to Rio de Janeiro and now lives the perfect life with his new mate. However, When things go fine, life always throws trouble at you so that you don't get too comfortable. So, when Blu's friend gets taken away, it's up to him to go to her rescue. Rated T for mild language, humor, and violence.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,640 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2020 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Complete
Don't Cry by Der Verructe Spatenwahnsinnige reviews
Cute and Romatic one-shot. Blu shows his appreciation for his special partner.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2019 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
A New Shade Of Blu by FilmedIt reviews
Blu changes. He forgets everything, His loved ones, His friends, His family. Can Jewel get him back to normal? Find out in this story
Rio - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2019 - Published: 2/23/2019 - Blu, Jewel, OC - Complete
Rio: A New Kind of Story by T8ECR34T0R reviews
The title is no lie. I hope I'm the first to have thought of this. We all know about everything that happened in the movie, but how much would things change if Blu didn't get kidnapped by the smugglers as a chick?
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 92,763 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2019 - Published: 7/1/2016
Blue Maiden of Amnesia by Dovahkiin1412 reviews
Lady in Blue, a ghost whose memory was lost in time. Almost seventy years wandering around school, trying to figure it out how she died. Gave birth to a legendary story among the residents of the school, yet no one had ever seen, heard or even interacted with her in the slightest. Until one day, for the first time, the ghost know how it feels when someone recognized her existence.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2019
Restart Forever by T8ECR34T0R reviews
150 years later. The world is different now. Somehow, whatever made Blu and Jewel relive their past, also made them stop aging or die in anyway. Now they have to live their immortal life in the new world together, and hope that this power of theirs will keep their kind from going extinct.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,676 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/23/2019 - Published: 2/12/2018 - Blu, Jewel
Guest 547 Wants To Go Home by Mark Cornell reviews
Guest 547 is lost and can't find the exit!
RollerCoaster Tycoon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2019 - Published: 8/17/2019
Come Back To Me by Elias8807 reviews
On a dark, stormy night, Jewel sits inside her nest, pregnant and alone. Believing she is safe, she patiently waits for Blu to return. But when Jewel feels her instincts warning her of danger, she grows fearful for her own life, and the lives of her unborn children.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2019 - Blu, Jewel, Linda, Tulio - Complete
Nick x Skye, a future to look forward too by thespix reviews
A little story I decided to start which may break into something bigger, includes my own OCs and is more so a story dedicating itself too two birds somehow knocking into each other and from there onwards it quickly develops into something bigger then they both thought it was going to yet they both wanted it too get to this point from the beginning. LEMON! warning, rated M Mature
Rio - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2019 - Published: 9/21/2019 - OC
hmmmm tea yes ilove tea mmmmm YES TEA by help me i have autism reviews
woah tea
Rio - Rated: M - Afrikaans - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2019
In the pursuit of love by bluJewel stories reviews
When it might seem like everything is all right, Jewel suddenly leaves the clinic without Blu. Will Blu be able to find his love? Does Jewel really love Blu? Is there a danger for Jewel?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,070 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 5/4/2019 - Blu, Jewel, OC - Complete
Daddy's Gift by DarkMaro reviews
Es el Cumpleaños de Blu, por lo que su esposa Perla junto con sus hijos, Carla, Bia y Tiago, prepararan algo súper especial para el, algo con que podra divertirse, pasarla muy bien y a gusto. (Advertencia, este one-shot contiene Lemon Gay e Incesto Hard)
Rio - Rated: M - Spanish - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2019 - [Blu, Tiago] - Complete
Rio - A Grand day In by Der Verructe Spatenwahnsinnige reviews
Every feathered member of the Gunderson family, was looking forward to some fun in the sun. Looks like the weather has other plans... How will Blu and Jewel keep their kids entertained throughout the day?
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2019 - Published: 7/23/2019 - Blu, Jewel
The Rio the Darkness Saga Remastered by Ricardo the Black Hawk reviews
The full Rio the Darkness story line remastered, all six stories now re-written with more in depth detail, better character dialogue, fixed spelling and grammar and recapped storytelling. Join Blu and Jewel through their journey as one adventure ends and another begins. Artwork by Loco Vampire.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 64 - Words: 292,115 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/30/2019 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
A Clawed Friendship by Elias8807 reviews
"So, let me ask you something: are you afraid of me?" (The Stories On Pause For Now. I'm Thinking About Rewriting It).
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,871 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., Chief Bogo, D. Bellwether
Getting Down in Paradise by thespix reviews
He thought that he would never find them, and when he did he never expected how popularly loved and hated he would become... for those of you who wanted Blu to be cooler and just overall more of a player type with a little bit of story thrown in here and there...
Rio - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,918 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6/2019 - Published: 8/27/2018 - Blu, Pedro, Nico, Roberto
Broken heart by bluJewel stories reviews
Blu thinking that his life in the jungle finally ended up seeing something that broke his heart. Will Blu be able to forgive Jewel for this cruel act she committed?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,538 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2019 - Published: 3/26/2019 - Blu, Jewel, Eduardo, Roberto - Complete
When realities collide by Ripso reviews
Some physicists say every time you make a decision, a new universe forms where the past is identical but you choose a different outcome. Does that mean there are infinite universes? Yes, more than you can ever imagine. And what happens if two of them somehow meet? Funny you ask, there is a story about that…
Rio - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,891 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2019 - Published: 7/18/2018 - Blu, Jewel, Rafael, OC
A Whole New World by ShadowfireAngel reviews
We all know the story Blu and the gang, but what if it was different? What if he wasn't the only Spix Macaw in the beginning and had a brother? What if that brother got together with Jewel before they were reunited and Blu got together with another female Spix Macaw? Rated T for Language. OCxJewel OCxBlu
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,751 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/2/2019 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Jewel, OC] Blu - Complete
Everyone Has A Naughty Side! by Wafflesszz reviews
Everyone has a naughty side, even if it is our favorite characters from Rio! Rated M for: Explicit, detailed, sexual content, harsh language, etc. This is a ‘LEMON.’ You have been warned.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2019 - Blu, Jewel
Rio The Untold Story by Cloverops115 reviews
You all may know the story of the two love birds in Rio but what if what you knew was wrong? What if there was more to the story? Follow Peter, Blu, Jewel, and many other familiar faces as well as some new ones as they embark on an adventure that will form relationships and forge new bonds. Special thanks to Kodiwolf321 for editing for me and supporting me. Welcome to Rio!
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,460 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 12/4/2018 - Blu, Jewel, Rafael, Pedro - Complete
Ice Climbers Tycoon A RollerCoaster by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Popo and Nana decide to go into a game of RollerCoaster Tycoon to enjoy all the weird roller coasters!
Crossover - RollerCoaster Tycoon & Ice Climber - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2018 - Popo, Nana - Complete
Fernando's Bizarre Adventure by Seafarerholmes reviews
Left behind in Rio while Julio and Linda are out exploring the Amazon, Fernando tries his best to pass the time. Unfortunately for him, his latest attempt might very well cost him his humanity.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2018
A Reason to Live by Fenix139 reviews
In a world dominated only by birds, a young blue macaw is at the end of his school career. He was once a writer, who wrote his heart out in every single one of his books to run away and hide from the girl he loved. Will he be able to make a decision about what to do with his life? Will he be able to bear the idea that his true love is with another boy?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 140,501 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/7/2018 - Published: 5/31/2018 - Blu, Jewel, OC - Complete
A Carefree World by Exortile reviews
What if there was a world in Rio, where the smugglers and Nigel didn't exist to bother our favorite Spix's macaws? What if everything was not how life usually is, perfect? How would the story go and most importantly, how would Blu win Jewel's heart this time? Rated T just to be safe.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,384 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 10/24/2018 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Especial by GermanTheWriter reviews
Blu es un ave única. Tiene una habilidad que nadie más posee; cambiar su plumaje. Cuando él quiere, puede cambiar el color de sus plumas. Esto no es solo un efecto visual, sino un cambio brusco y forzado en el metabolismo que proporciona velocidad y fuerza. Blu nunca ha tenido que usar su habilidad para defenderse, pero viajará a una de las ciudades mas conflictivas del mundo; Rio.
Rio - Rated: T - Spanish - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 10/23/2016 - Complete
Officer needs assistance by revupthosefryers reviews
When an embarrassing personal issue causes Judy to call in sick to work, Nick is left to fend for himself during a life-threatening altercation. After facing his own mortality, Nick wrestles with whether or not to confess his true feelings to Judy while she struggles with the guilt over not being there for her partner. Strong language, violence, sex and drug use within
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,059 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., B. Clawhauser, Chief Bogo - Complete
Malas Decisiones by Judizef Blu Spix Macaw reviews
En la Vida de Tiago con sus hermanas, él siempre habia buscado muchas cosas extremas y de aventurarse, pero Carla piensa que Tiago ya esta muy grande para seguir con eso, asi q decide invitarlo a una fiesta no muy lejos de la tribu, en la fiesta Tiago conocera a Diana, una guacamaya escarlata de su misma edad, de la que Tiago termina enamorandose, sin saber el secreto que guardaba
Rio - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,001 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2018 - Published: 2/9/2016 - Carla, Tiago, OC
Te Amo Mamá by Cervezo reviews
El amor de una madre es el mayor tesoro del mundo. Pero, ¿qué sucedería si sintieras algo más que amor de hijo hacia tu madre? ¿Y si tu madre sintiera algo más que amor de madre hacia ti? ¿Qué consecuencias podrían surgir?
Rio - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2018 - Jewel, Tiago
Killer Blu by Savage Nick reviews
What would happen if Blu transformed into a supernatural bird and suddenly turns evil? Will he go against everybody, even his own family? Will Jewel stop him from causing a masscre or will he take them all out? Note: These are anthromorphatic characters. Rated M for Violence and a slight bit of sexual content.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 7/5/2018
The Crossfade by bievwer reviews
When Jewel wakes up disoriented with a broken wing the day after the tumultuous events with Nigel and the poachers, Blu needs to tell her something important that he wishes he would not have to tell her.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,384 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Blu, Jewel
Fantasy can happen in Rio by Jixstun reviews
A young Researcher's project at the Conservation Centre goes awry with some... interesting results.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 205,395 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/22/2018 - Published: 6/26/2012
Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting by TheArchivis reviews
What if Butch actually got the gun into the school and actually tried to take everyone's lunch money?
Cool Cat series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2018
Rio: Gifted by ShadowFallz reviews
the events of rio one never happened and a female macaw finds a lonely chick by himself in the rio rainforest, how will the story go
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/4/2018 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Blu, Jewel, OC, Roberto
The Fantasy Begins in Rio by Rob The Ara Macao reviews
A Macaw is found by Blu and Jewel in rather mysterious circumstances. He will meet both new friends & enemies as he tries to find out what happened to him. This story is a prequel to Jixstun's Fantasy Can Happen in Rio, & is written with his permission & input.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,632 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Blu, Jewel, OC
A Rio Restart by T8ECR34T0R reviews
What would happen if after everything that Blu and Jewel have been through together, their lives suddenly restarted to the beginning, and the only ones who would remember anything are the lovebirds themselves? So the only question is how will the story go on like this? Consider this Rio 3.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 105,360 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 9/26/2016 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Unleashing the monster within by chloemcg reviews
When Blu is caught by three familiar smugglers and taken to a lab, he is experimented on and not only finds that he is now a freak but he is also no longer capable of flying. Ashamed, Blu takes to the shadows and makes it his mission to hide from everyone he knows and loves so he cannot hurt them. But little does he know that his time may just run out.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,722 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Blu, Jewel, OC
a new Blu- Chapter 1 by Alex the blue macaw reviews
One normal morning in the Amazon, Blu, Jewel, their kids, and the rest of the tribe are doing their normal routines. However Blu suffers from a serious accident causing him to have an entirely different personality and also get amnesia. Will Jewel and the tribe ever bring the Blu they know and love back?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2017 - Published: 8/15/2017
Brazilian Life by animaniacsqueen reviews
After her death she never thought her life would turn out like this. Reborn as a bird, newly named Alicia lives out her life in this new form. Join her as she lives out the Brazilian life in this new perspective and hopefully make new friends along the way.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 4/30/2017 - Blu, Jewel, Nico, OC
Many Nights of Domination by sinfulnature1123 reviews
Mike has recently gotten a job at Fazbear's Funland, a choice he may very soon regret. [Warning: futa on male].
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,676 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/19/2017 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Complete
Rio 3: Blu's Journey to Bolivia by spixmacaw101 reviews
This story is about Blu and Eduardo get captured, then they escape and are lost in Bolivia. Will they ever get back home? This story will explain it all.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/13/2017 - Published: 3/15/2017 - Complete
Minnesota Love by Zachmoviefan reviews
This story takes place in an alternate timeline, Blu and Jewel are both captured as chicks and are brought to Minnesota.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 83,005 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/2/2017 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Blu, Jewel, Linda, OC
Blu & Blu'er by BlueTheron reviews
After a rescue attempt goes wrong Blu wakes up feeling...a little different in the comfort of his friends and family while somewhere in the city another familiar looking Macaw emerges to leave his mark on everyone. Ratings may change through out the story.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 3/9/2016
Rio Awards by Alex The Owl reviews
A traditional event to congratulate Rio authors on this site
Rio - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 11/11/2014
Next to You: Tales of Bia and Frost by Lunar Froxy reviews
The resilient chain of a relationship can be broken with continuous strain from the unforgiving reality, but love? Most importantly, the kind of love from someone that standing Next to You.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,261 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 9/28/2015 - [Bia, OC]
Aqua Blue by veronica.toon.7 reviews
Set during Rio 2; What if Blu, instead of flying to return his stuff back to camp before warning Roberto and the other Spix macaws of the construction machines, found help from the Scarlet Macaws and together they took down the loggers. And afterwards, what if they let him join their clan and he found something there? How would the movie be if it happened? Read to find out!
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,879 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/13/2016 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Blu, Jewel, OC, Felipe - Complete
A Falcon's Fondness (My Version) by Alexriolover95 reviews
It is strange to think that a falcon would desire a macaw to be his mate, but that feeling of love is inescapable, but will this certain falcon succeed? Will he achieve his dream of being with the one he loves or will he be rejected and left to be alone forever? Only fate and the will to try will prevail... (Original story by Tomadahawk)
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Complete
Separated Love by Jason Fuze reviews
What would happen if Blu didn't save Jewel from the poachers before they boarded the plane?
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,835 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Blu, Jewel
Blu's parents (Adopted) by Nightfly123 reviews
Everything is perfect for our favourite bird and his family as they along with the rest of the tribe continue to enjoy the peace that they had earned after defeating the loggers. When Blu starts to have flashbacks of his past, he begins to question on whether these flashbacks were a one time thing or did it mean that something or someone was coming to find him?.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016
Love Never Expected by Jason Fuze reviews
What if there aren't any spix macaws in Amazon? The existence of the blue macaws are on the edge of disappearing, and Tiago has to make a decision weather he should choose Bia or Carla, or the worst case scenario, none.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,927 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 3/17/2016 - Bia, Carla, Tiago
Bia's Road to Insanity by Christohper11 reviews
Now at the age of 24, Bia, legally changing her name to Krystal, is now attending a college-like school in the Amazon. This story takes place after the events of Rio 2, Approx. 16 years. Due to tragedy 2 years after making herself home in the forest, her
Rio - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2016
Choices by Alexriolover95 reviews
Choices are always difficult to make and a very difficult one is to choose between love for the Scarlet tribe or love for a Blue macaw, which is exactly what Alex the Scarlet macaw has to choose between. Sequel to "The Scarlet Side"!
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,476 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Complete
Simple Relationship by Jason Fuze reviews
Officially the shortest fanfic for Rio. Very interesting content, do not read if you don't want to have a feeling clinged onto this love-filled story.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2016
Amor Entre Hermanos by tiagoltd reviews
El amor de un hermano, poderoso como un rayo, inesperado como un abrazo, ¿Porque sentimos eso? ¿Amor o lujuria? ¿Adolescencia o madurez? Si deseas saber, el gran amor que puede ser entre hermanos, bienvenido, apasionate y analiza de corazón, que aveces, los incestos entre aves, es parte de su naturaleza, pero, vuelvo a decirles, ¿A que grado puede llegar un Amor entre hermanos?
Rio - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,499 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Bia, Carla, Tiago
Linda's Feathery Nightmare by greendogtheater reviews
Linda overworks herself and has a sky high nightmare.
Rio - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Complete
Lessons by TillDawnTomorrow reviews
[REUPLOAD] Sometimes you need to spend some time with your least favorite bird to know you didn't know them well at all...until now. That's one of the lessons Blu and Roberto will learn, whether they want to or not. (Blu x Roberto, rated M for occasional sexual humor and physical romance)
Rio - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 8/18/2015 - [Blu, Roberto] - Complete
The Scarlet Side by Alexriolover95 reviews
Ever wondered what happens on the Scarlet macaw tribe side during Rio 2? What if Blu had a Scarlet macaw brother and the Scarlet brother was forced to split from his family he knew so long and go to the Scarlet macaw tribe? Find the answers here!
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,165 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 12/27/2015 - Complete
A Day in a Life by Alexriolover95 reviews
A typical day for the little female Scarlet macaw chick, Lisa, before Alex came to the tribe in "The Scarlet Side" and became a father figure for her.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Complete
¿Real o mentira? by GermanTheWriter reviews
Blu fue a Rio con un único objetivo; salvar la especie. Eso fue exactamente lo que hizo. Tras salvar la especie, se fue a Minessota. 4 años después, gracias a unos amigos, Blu vuelve a Rio, dispuesto a arreglarlo todo, pero no sera tan fácil, pues no se perdona fácilmente lo que se tarda en cicatrizar 3 años.
Rio - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Adapting to a new life by BlueTheron reviews
(I've always wanted to do this but never had the chance until now) Basically this story's about my Oc and how he survives being separate by his owner because of smugglers and if he can make his way back to him or not...Ratings may change through out he story.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,561 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Complete
Fall Out by Cyan The Hot Wing reviews
After a srious accident,Linda was injured. When Blu found out the Jewel was the one who caused the accident,the two broke up. How will they find love for each other again?
Rio - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Complete
Rio Escape From Alternate Reality by Cyan The Hot Wing reviews
Sequel to Rio 2 alternate story. When Blu and the gang are sent to an alternate reality after a failed attempt to save Blu and Jewel kids from two mysterious bird,Blu find himself in a way where only he remembered his true self and must locate all his friends in the alternate world and remind them of their true self.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,137 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 5/20/2015
Rio: The LS Series by YootisPoshil reviews
A Random series composed of "Long short" to short stories revolving around the characters of Rio and Rio 2. Genres of each story vary, reader discretion is advised. Ideas and submissions are welcome! Enjoy and hope to hear from you soon! Special thanks to Assassin's Creed Master for the cover page.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 95,174 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Blu, Jewel, Bia, Carla
The Estrella by Sorrelwing reviews
Sequel to The Outcast. When Jewel falls dangerously ill, Bia, Carla, Tiago and their closest friends embark on a perilous quest to find a cure. As they race to save their deteriorating mother, things take a turn for the worse as an enemy long lurking in the shadows plots to launch a deadly and personal attack that endangers the group, the cure, and the future of all the tribes.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 121,557 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Jewel, Bia, Carla, Tiago - Complete
There is No Heart Without You by Loco Vampire reviews
Blu went missing, leaving his family with considerable wonder of where he had gone; much to Jewel's anger and disapproval. Rated M for possible reasons. Takes during the summertime to Rio.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,337 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Jewel, Blu
Blu in Brazil, Jewel in Minnesota by Alexriolover95 reviews
An alternate version of the first Rio. What would happen if Jewel was the domesticated, shy, nervous bird living with Linda in Minnesota and Blu was the independent, feisty bird living in Brazil. Read to find out! This story is inspired by One Morning in Minnesota written by Jesus loves all.
Rio - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,906 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Complete
One morning in Minnesota by Draclepire reviews
Alternate version of Rio 1. What if Jewel love Blu in the first place? What changes will happen?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,222 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 12/31/2014 - [Blu, Jewel]
Alas de acero by KingXenomorph reviews
Para el pequeño Connor, su nueva vida no sera facil, pero esta de mas decir que estara llena de aventuras, antes de convertirse en un guacamayo spix azul joven-adulto. Situaciones de todo tipo, secretos revelados, amigos y enemigos...
Rio - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,783 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - OC - Complete
Una vida diferente by Dark Blue-Bird reviews
Blu es el único sobreviviente de la destrucción de su planeta de donde proviene, en su intento de escape, llega a un planeta desconocido llamado Tierra. Él tendrá que adaptarse a una nueva vida que le aguarda en Rio.
Rio - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,192 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Amazon Adventures by bluecatcinema reviews
The continuing adventures of Blu, Jewel, and their family, as they settle into their new home in the Amazon.
Rio - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,282 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Quest for the Peculiar Papaya by J.Caesar reviews
Eduardo and other birds have fallen ill and no-one knows exactly what to do about it. With Linda and Tulio away, it is up to Blu and his family to save the spix's macaw colony from a terrible tragedy. They have to retrieve an extraordinary flower that is said to cure all diseases, but will they find it in time and will it indeed cure them? [Blu&family, Nico, Pedro, OCs]
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,228 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Blu, Jewel, Tiago, Bia - Complete
Love, War, and Sacrifice: Book Two by Leo the Hyacinth reviews
Sequel to the hit Rio fanfic. The story continues as Blu and his new friends finally meet Leo, a Hyacinth Macaw with a deep secret that will change everything. At the same time, tensions rise in the human world as the CIA tracks down the escaped smugglers, and prepares for an international conflict. Rated T: action/violence/some adult themes.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,032 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Blu, Jewel, Linda, Tulio
Honeymoon by Corration reviews
The story continues with Jalin and Salvia. Salvia is wanting to spend more time with Jalin, but he drags Blu and Jewel for the ride. Their idea is to have a safe vacation, but things don't turn out the way as planned and they find themselves trap in a new environment. Will change rating later on so be aware.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,739 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 11/13/2012
El tesoro de los guacamayos azules II by Blu Spix Writer reviews
En esta oportunidad nuestros amigos azules irán de nuevo a un emocionante pero también peligrosa aventura juntos a sus nuevos amigos o enemigos irán de tras una leyenda en lo profundo de la selva algo que tal vez no valió la pena perseguir.(Es la continuación del fic "El tesoro de los guacamayos azules")
Rio - Rated: T - Spanish - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Blu, Jewel, OC - Complete
Decision by jhilton0907 reviews
Set after the loss in the pit of doom. Blu looks back at his life and decides to protect his family from the loggers while fighting his own emotions. Only Roberto and Jewel can help him cope with his past. Rating changed for Graphic Final Chapter. Final chapter posted
Rio - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,702 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Jewel, Blu] Eduardo, Roberto - Complete
A Deeper Shade Of Blu by Ornithofurious reviews
Rated T just to be safe
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,025 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Blu, Jewel
The Outcast by Sorrelwing reviews
After their first summer vacation in Rio, Blu, Jewel and their now-teenaged kids return to the tribe. While Carla and Tiago have few problems socializing, Bia struggles to fit in due to being awkward and shy, and others who feel threatened by her intelligence. However, when Bia finds someone who understands her, she soon realizes that love is much more than a chemical reaction.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,398 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - OC, Bia, Carla, Tiago - Complete
Torn by FoxFloss reviews
Roberto is the sole idol for the Spix macaw tribe. However, when new conflicts arise, things get out of hand. Roberto eventually becomes infatuated with a female Scarlet macaw. However, it's not easy loving someone from a different enemy tribe. Will he solve the ultimate war between the two tribes... or die trying?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Roberto, OC
Call of the Jungle by Corration reviews
Following the events of "Instincts of the Jungle", a decision is made to give up the luxury life in Rio to move back to the jungle. Blu is unsure with this transaction, but it is his daughter that he becomes worried about, forgetting about the dangers of the jungle.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,050 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
¿Libertad? by Dark-Kazoo reviews
¿Libre es Ser feliz?, Perla cree que así es, eso es lo único que le importa y su prioridad. pero pronto se dará cuenta de que su libertad tiene un costo muy alto. y que intentara recuperar lo que dejo abandonado hace muchos años atras
Rio - Rated: T - Spanish - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,542 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Jewel
Missing by Anti-Blupressants reviews
A parasite unknown to men has infected Blu, and killing him it is. Feeding off of oxygen and nerve pulses; random fever spikes and heart attacks followed Blu as he learns about prestige Bird hunters attacked the Amazon. he's caught by them Now in captivity Blu awaits his family to arrive. For a year. Now he's changed. (Better description in the Story. Stupid limitation) T Language!
Rio - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,790 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Blu, Jewel, OC - Complete
Nigel's Redemption by Johnsfuentes reviews
A once evil and selfish villain, Nigel looks to redeem himself by asking Blu and Jewel for forgiveness.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Blu, Jewel, Nigel - Complete
Childhood Home by Boba Addict reviews
When Blu and Nico are captured and smuggled across the Atlantic, they end up on the Canary Islands. Nico is ecstatic, as he is from there, but there are a few residents that aren't quite happy with Blu's presence on their land, seeing his arrival as an intrusion, and they plan to do something about it. Will the blue macaw and canary ever get back home to Rio with no harm?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,199 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Blu, Nico, Pedro
Love, War, and Sacrifice: Book One by Leo the Hyacinth reviews
Welcome back to the party! As Blu, Jewel, their kids, and the rest of their friends find peace after their fiasco with Nigel, a tragedy takes the Sanctuary by complete surprise, and a mysterious enemy is behind it all. Blu and company must follow the clues to find out! Full description on my profile! Rated T: violence/descriptive action/romance/some adult themes.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,912 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Blu, Jewel, Linda, Tulio - Complete
Rio : Blu's Life after the Jump by FlockeZ0ckt
Das ist eine Geschichte wo Blu's Leben nach den Flugzeug Unfall erzählt wird
Rio - Rated: K - German - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Blu, Jewel
How to kill an ant? by eeeeukiflower reviews
How to kill an ant ? strange ? This question is asked in the semester of students of class 5
Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Complete
Rio the Darkness 2 by Ricardo the Black Hawk reviews
After the events of the Darkness, Blu and Jewel thought it was over, but now the Angelus has returned to take Jewel away, hoping to shine her light throughout the world. Blu must now, do what he thought would never have to do again, take the Darkness back, in hope of saving Jewel. Sequel to "Rio the Darkness"
Crossover - Darkness & Rio - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,080 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Blu, Jewel, Nico - Complete
Rio the Darkness by Ricardo the Black Hawk reviews
Blu and Jewel are beginning their new life in Rio, until one night, an ancient evil known as "the Darkness" awakes inside of Blu and now he must find out how to destroy it before it controls him. While Blu tries to figure out how to get rid of it, a group of macaws that call themselves: "The Brotherhood" know all about the Darkness and will do anything to get their wings on it.
Crossover - Darkness & Rio - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,200 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
A Complicate live by FireBlu reviews
Todo es problema, todo esta mal... un fic echo por mi DarkMat
Rio - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Blu, Jewel
Hopeless by Drako1997 reviews
Blu and Jewel have finally decided that they're ready to start a family. But when the time comes, they discover that there's a small problem that keeps them from being parents... /s/2945837/1/Halflife-Fulllife-Consequences
Rio - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,750 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
It's Not That Simple by Feathers Apart reviews
A multitude of connected short stories hoping to give a more in-depth look at Blu's life, before, during, and immediately after the Events of the movie.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,983 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
El Libro de Mapas by Dark-Kazoo reviews
"Esta es una historia que relata un extraño libro perdido en la selva, que sera encontrado por un desafortunado turista" - bien, este es un one-shot espontaneo, simplemente se me vino a la mente y lo escribí, me demore como tres días en hacerlo, si les gusta, pueden comentar, eso me hace muy feliz. Sparkie es igual a OC (por si acaso)
Rio - Rated: T - Spanish - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jewel, Sparkie - Complete
Rio the series by Ricardo the Black Hawk reviews
Two weeks have passed since Blu and Jewel had been released into the Jungle to begin their new lives. But what new challenges will they face? They have, friends, love ,each other. Let's see how their new life will be. Sequel to "The beginning of a beautiful love story".
Rio - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,265 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Blu, Jewel, Rafael, Eva - Complete
The beginning of a beautiful love story by Ricardo the Black Hawk reviews
Takes place just after Blu and Jewel had freed all of the Birds from the smugglers' plane. But after all the Birds are gone, what happens next? Blu can't fly and can't escape. Jewel is still in the plan with Blu, can she do anything to help him escape? Artwork by Loco Vampire.
Rio - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Blu, Jewel, Linda, Tulio - Complete
Lover's Respite by Roarrk reviews
Love is something special. Something that should be treasured and worshiped. For Blu and Jewel, who are still just embarking on their trip, love holds many surprises both good and bad. - Now with an Alt. Ending -
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,993 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
The Visitor by Raine Moon reviews
When an owl on a quest to find a trusted friend collapses into Minnesota and lose its ability to fly, a certain redhead and blue macaw take care of the poor owl. However, it is far from being a normal owl. Rated T for violence. Contains GoG elements. R&R
Rio - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011
RIO: Intercambio de destino by Zir Agron regresa reviews
Secuela de "El llanto y la alegría". En esta historia Blu regresa del mundo de los ángeles al mundo de los humanos, sin embargo, regresa con una apariencia inesperada. Nuestro héroe se verá obligado a luchar por su amor y recuperar lo que le pertenece por derecho. ¿Podrá lograrlo? Rating M: escenas sugestivas y violencia.
Rio - Rated: M - Spanish - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,741 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Come Back by Corration reviews
So this is a continuation of "The New Kid". Years have passed and things have changed, but the past will visit Rio and the truth of a lie will be exposed.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,310 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Complete
Rio 2 lost in the stadium by Xephos yogcast reviews
First chapter in the original saga.This story takes part 3 years after the plane incident. Blu and jewel now are now a couple and they bring their kids to the stadium to watch the Fifa World Cup match but something goes terribly wrong. They set of for another adventure but more than one trouble. Please read and review. Beta read by Kraft58
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,312 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Lost Serenity by Ghostofinu reviews
A twist on the movie-What if Jewel came to Blu in Minnesota rather than the other way around? A tale of two birds and their struggle to love one another.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Blu, Jewel
Instincts of the Jungle by Corration reviews
A re-concept for those who have read "Jungle Instincts". It happens during Jewel's healing. Blu is worried what the future holds, and during a flight, he meets someone that could help him out. When Blu keeps it a secret, how would Jewel react to the situation. Furthermore, could this someone destroy Blu and Jewel's relationship, or could someone else intervene?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,387 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Rio: Forever Young by Hodges13x reviews
This story takes place immediately after Blu and Jewel escape the plane crash. As Blu and Jewel begin to develop a true relationship, an unknown creature breaks loose in Rio and one by one, Blu's closest friends begin to fall...
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,114 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Blu, Jewel
Rio A Blue Bird's Life by benderjam reviews
Linda, Tulio, and Fernando are magically turned into Blue macaws and embark on an adventure with Blu, Jewel, and their friends and family. They gain a new perspective on birds and animals everywhere.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,873 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Linda, Tulio - Complete
Family And Friendship by 4The Spade-Heart reviews
Blu and Jewel are living in jungle with their children and friends. But it's not always rainbows and lollipops. Sorry for the crappy title and even crappier english. Constructive critism is welcome. Rated M for few reasons. Don't read, it sucks. I REALLY SHOULD REWRITE THIS CRAP SOMEDAY!
Rio - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,914 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Complete
Party in Ipanema, Baby! by Count Doofus reviews
Kelso and Shelly, two Camelot Macaws, arrive in Rio de Janeiro. Kelso has big plans ahead for him: he intends to replace Nico and Pedro as Kings of Carnival, and earn the title for himself. It will be the last mistake of his life.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Complete
Next to You by holospartoi258 - Alpha 01 reviews
You might have thought that Rio was all over, and it was a straight path to the end right? That's not the case... but what matters most is the one helping you, the one right next to you.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,698 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Blu, Jewel
Life After the Jump by therobotchicken reviews
After taking a dive straight for the ocean to be with Jewel and learning to fly as a result, Blu is expected to carry out what he was brought there for in the first place: to mate with Jewel. But he must also, for Jewel's sake, learn to live in the jungle. But his fears - their safety, and being a father and Jewel's mate - may get the best of him. He must learn to overcome this.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,572 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
The Change Of Soul by steven foeng reviews
sequel to the chase, jewel's mind and blu's are changed each other, what about a new adventure waiting for them?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011
The Price to Pay by WordSPark37 reviews
Jewel looks back, and her mind cannot grasp what, or why, she did it. Now she has an important choice to make and a price to pay...Guest Star: Rapture At Sea!
Rio - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,308 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Jewel, Blu - Complete
Cupcakes REPOST by A5h K3tchum reviews
A repost of the infamous Cupcakes FanFic. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Caged Up by Burnbee reviews
Nico,Pedro,Jewel,Blu,and Rafael have been tested on and are no longer birds.How close can they get?Can they escape?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Nico, Pedro
Over The Rainbow by Kakela reviews
Blu and Jewel's romance was startled by another Spix Macaw's arrival, will things ever be the same again? Read to find out! please read and review! All feedback will be taken into consideration.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Is It the End? by Corration reviews
The Jungle characters are back.*Not part of trilogy* Rated M for a few reasons I do not want to describe. A year has passed since the Jungle Series events. If the end was near, how would the characters spend in. Way different from the movie 2012.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,583 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Love? by holospartoi258 - Alpha 01 reviews
Inspired by 'One change can make a big difference' by Cotty1996. Hearts... they can be made of glass or diamond. They can break or they can remain unscathed. But they will be tested somehow...
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,963 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Jungle Faith by Corration reviews
Last of the Jungle trilogy. After Blu's near-death experience, Tulio asks for help in order to protect Jewel and Blu. America seeks the help of an inventor/scientist to go to Rio and build some protection for the blue birds.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,295 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Complete
Jungle Confidence by Corration reviews
It takes place fifteen days after Jungle Instincts *Except the prologue*. Blu is wanting to be a good parent, but he's not confident. That all changes when a blue macaw is introduced to his life.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,602 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
Jungle Instincts by Corration reviews
During Jewel's healing, Blu starts to worry. When Jewel is free, they are going to be released in the wild. How could he, a domestic bird, survive out there? How could he protect his future life with Jewel, seeing that they are the next meal out there?
Rio - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,245 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Rio: Forgotten Memories by Shaun Martin reviews
[My First fanfiction. Read at your own discretion] What happens when a human, who has hated birds all his life, is transformed into a bird himself? What challenges will he face and what acceptance will he receive? rated T for Violence and language.I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE MUSIC I USE, REVIEW AND COMMENT
Rio - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,035 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
Love Hawk by bluecatcinema reviews
What if Blu were a suave, confident ladies' bird? *Collaboration with Zacarais*
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,451 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
From Whence They Came by Count Doofus reviews
Blu and Jewel never knew what became of their parents. When Tulio receives another pair of blue macaws, they might just find out...
Rio - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,295 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
The Only One by Aninat131 reviews
It's been a week since Jewel's wing recovered. Blu and Jewel pay a visit to Linda, with Blu trying to show Jewel that being with humans isn't as bad as she thinks. Pedro and Nico tag along, but they have a different purpose in mind for being there…
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Real In Rio by Known Wolf reviews
Its about Rio. Its about birds. Its about BluxJewel.
Rio - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
Latias' Journey by Ri2 reviews
With her home destroyed, Latias sets out on a journey to protect herself from the mysterious Ghost King. On the way, she encounters new friends and adventures, and wonders if perhaps the one who destroyed her city is really all that he seems.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 1,237,300 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
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Unfunny ScenaRios reviews
A series of stupid and humorous one shots and skits. Will update every now and then. If you have any suggestions, tell me. Contains plenty of blue humour. Rated M just to be safe I suppose.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 6/23/2020
Bluey reviews
A remake of the first Rio film with new characters, changed characters, new themes, rules and more. Bluey is a spix's macaw from Moose Lake who must save the species with a spirited female named Jewel. Much ensues, including their developing love, sadness and plenty of comedy. May or may not update for a while, so keep that in mind.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,087 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 7/19/2020
Eclipse reviews
Blu and Jewel have gone through happiness and sadness, hardship and ease. As time goes on, their chicks grow up, and so do they. But there is a stone that weighs us down, and it gets heavier and more apparent with age. A two part story about life and death, and the perspectives on those things. Contains subject matter that may be philosophical or heavy.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2020 - Published: 12/28/2020 - Blu, Jewel, Bia, Tiago - Complete
Creation Stories and Mythology reviews
The tribes in the Amazon each have their own religion. This story details them, comprising of their creation stories and some mythology. Includes the stories of the Spix's and Scarlet/green wing tribes. The cover art is Aboriginal Dreamtime, which fit in perfectly with the colourful and beautiful style I was going for in the cover art.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2020 - Published: 10/24/2020
Christmases in Moose Lake reviews
Some joyful snapshots of Christmas-time in Moose Lake with Blu and Linda. A better Christmas story than A Blu Christmas.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2020 - Blu, Linda - Complete
Reborn Remastered reviews
While walking home from school, 15 year old Alice is killed in a hit and run, but is granted a second life as a Spix's macaw and the daughter of Blu and Jewel. A remaster of my first story that was decent. Featuring more detail, extra humour and is in general, better. And no, I still won't write a lemon.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/23/2020 - Published: 10/18/2020
Hereditary Guilt reviews
Sometimes, parents pass on things other than physical and genetic features to their children. The guilts and traumatic experiences Blu and Jewel had when they were young, and restless spirits have come back to haunt their son, Tiago. Tiago and his family must try and figure out what's going on, and hopefully help the spirits find peace. Genres: Supernatural/Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort
Rio - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2020 - Published: 10/18/2020 - Blu, Jewel, Tiago
The Hurting reviews
A story about a broken home that a small glaucous macaw lives in. His name is Tomas, and his whole families hates him for things he couldn't control. Families don't always love each other, and Tomas knows that all too well. The cover is an edited version of the Tears for Fears album of the same name.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/17/2020 - OC - Complete
Rio 3 lol reviews
A spoof/parody/satire/chill, its just ironic bro of the many ideas of Rio 3, as well as many stories on the archive in general. Featuring tonnes of humour, (including plenty of blue humour) satire, and some other stuff, this story is guaranteed to make at least one person on God's 70% blue and partly green but also white, brown and reddish Earth laugh.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2020 - Published: 10/13/2020
One-Winged Angel reviews
"Flying is freedom and not having to rely on anyone", those are the words of Jewel. Unfortunately, the thing she loves most is taken from her. Jewel's wing is amputated due to the damage it received, and Blu must help her get through this as she battles with depression and grief due to her disability. Credit to bluJewel stories for the idea.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,026 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/30/2020 - Published: 6/24/2020 - Blu, Jewel
Little Blue Orphan reviews
Blu and his family travel to Rio to spend the summer. However, Blu's past demons come back, and he starts having dreams about his parents and his life before he was smuggled. This triggers him to find out what happened to his parents and this obsession soon drives him to insanity. Might change the rating later on.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,100 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/24/2020 - Published: 7/16/2020
Father's Day reviews
The Gunderson family celebrate a special date for fathers: Father's Day. A short one-shot that is better than A Blu Christmas.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2020 - Blu, Jewel, Bia, Tiago - Complete
Too Ugly To Be Loved reviews
An alt. version of Rio, where Blu has been severely disfigured by Psittacine Beak and Feather disease, and this destroys his self-esteem. However, when he finds out he is the last of his kind, he must venture to Rio, and possibly, despite his disfigurement, win the girl of his dreams over. Cover image is from David Lynch's 1980 film, The Elephant Man. No disrespect is intended.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2020 - Published: 5/2/2020 - Blu, Jewel
To Be A Harpy reviews
After Blu succumbs to a mortal wound that was the result of a harpy eagle attack, Blu is resurrected and all seems fine... Until he becomes the thing that killed him: A harpy eagle. He learns some lessons about the world, and soon realises his path reaches a fork. Both paths will lead to him hurting someone, and he must decide which path to take.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2020 - Blu, Jewel, OC
Harpy Lives Matter reviews
A one-shot showing Harpyphobes that Harpy eagles are animals capable of emotions, and are worthy of life. They may take it, but it ain't their fault. Directed at the countless Harpy deaths and villains in Rio fanfictions. Stop murdering Harpies, start murdering chickens. They're evil, and they want to take over the world. Support KFC, Chick-Fill-A and other fast food chains.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/11/2020 - Complete
Orphaned reviews
Tiago is left the sole survivor of a viscous Harpy eagle attack that leaves his entire family dead. With no family left, he is taken care of by Linda as he battles through survivor's guilt. Are the ghosts real? Or is he just insane? Not for the faint of heart. Rated M just to be overly cautious.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2020 - Published: 8/4/2020 - Tiago - Complete
Epic Rio horror story reviews
A parody of over the top creepypastas and poorly written horror stories in general. Blu and his family are plagued by stupid scary stuff that does stupid scary stuff for no reason and with no build up for the sole purpose of shock value and 'scariness'. I wrote this in under 10 minutes lol
Rio - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/28/2020 - Complete
Wish You Were Here reviews
Regret is a powerful emotion, and one that can ruin someone. Blu is no exception. Losing someone you care about is hard on its own, imagine how hard it must be living a life of regret and loneliness, awaiting for the day both you and your species dies. That is the situation Blu is in, all because he stayed behind. Maybe joy will be brought back into his life...Just maybe...
Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/12/2020 - Published: 5/17/2020 - Blu, Linda
Ice Age Baby reviews
A bunch of people try to stop the hyperevil and malevolent ICE AGE BABY. Starring Ice Age characters and Shrek. This story is a joke, and I got it from Fonjavters, who got it from a Youtube comment. ICE AGE BABY, FOREVER. ICE AGE BABY, FOREVER. Enough references to a stupid song from Vanilla Ice. Contains plenty of swearing and memes.
Crossover - Shrek & Ice Age - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/1/2020 - Complete
A Human In The Spix's Tribe reviews
Alicia is a depressed spix's macaw, who still has yet to get over the traumatic fires that ravaged the tribe, which took away her father, brother and best friend Jewel. But Alicia will find a new purpose in life: A human baby which she adopts and raises. With it brings a whole new can of worms, which she must overcome. Could a human really fare well in the Spix's tribe?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2020 - Published: 6/5/2020 - OC - Complete
Rio Chatroom, or, How Four Birds Found Love reviews
Blu and his 3 friends talk to each other in an internet chatroom. (used to) Takes place one day before Rio, and continues after. During this, the birds find love. Rated T for mild coarse language and sexual references. Now a full on story. Thanks OrangeMacawWorld! ON HIATUS FOR AN UNSPECIFIED AMOUNT OF TIME!
Rio - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2020 - Published: 4/17/2020 - Blu, OC
True Blues reviews
Blu is a pet Blue Cockatoo living in Moose Lake with his owner, Linda. However, when they learn he is the last male of his kind, and there is a female in the aviary in Cairns, they must travel there. Blu and Jewel battle smugglers, meet other birds who will help them along the way, and maybe they might just fall in love...Aussie Rio. Yes, I made a fictional parrot species lol.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,762 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2020 - Published: 5/7/2020 - Blu, Jewel, OC
Very Sad Rio Story, but its Google Translated reviews
I took my first story and Google Translated it many times, and may have accidentally stumbled across the word of god, or something. It is profoundly wise, and you have to have a very high I.Q to understand it. I understand it as I read Uncyclopedia and watch Rick and Morty. What have I created? I legitimately haven't laughed this much in a while. Please read or else.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2020 - Complete
Two Blues reviews
Four blue birds, two species, two of a kind. The last two Spix's and Glaucous macaws meet in Rio and are sent on a journey encountering smugglers and other birds, where they would grow to love each other. A retelling of the first Rio film. Rated M for swearing, sexual references and humour, and maybe some lemons in later chapters. Now read this story, or else you will suffer.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,390 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2020 - Published: 4/29/2020
Sandbox Advert
An epic advertisement for the epic park known as 'Sandbox'. This is a joke. 2nd RCT fanfiction. Yay. Rated M for copious amounts of swearing, sexual references, and dark humour. Help me.
RollerCoaster Tycoon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Published: 5/1/2020 - Complete
Reborn reviews
A normal day turns into a nightmare for 15 year old Alice. She loses her life in a hit-and-run. However she is granted a second chance at life...As a Spix's Macaw. What obstacles will she face? And will she tell her family about her past? Read and find out! Rated M for graphic-ish first chapter, coarse language, and maybe some other things. (Not a lemon...)
Rio - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,159 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/26/2020 - Published: 4/19/2020
Generic Rio Story reviews
An absurdist satire where Blu becomes the messenger for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and must convince others of his existence. Insanity follows suit. Rated M for copious amounts of swearing, vulgar humour, and sexual references. Thank you OrangeMacawWorld for the idea of a satirical Rio story. Will update every now and then, and not rapidly like my other stories. Now read or die.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2020 - Published: 4/22/2020
A Blu Christmas reviews
Blu and the gang spend the Christmas in Moose Lake. A 'funny' story written by yours truly. A Christmas story written in April. A humourous one shot. Rated T to be safe due to certain jokes and censored swearing. My first proper story, so excuse any awfulness.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2020 - Complete
Very Sad Rio Story reviews
A quick story I wrote. If 'satire' was a category, I would've chosen it. Yes this is a joke. Rated T to be safe. The main Rio characters die one after the other in a chain event, caused by Blu's embarrassing end. Very sad, and very bad. Next story will be serious.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/16/2020 - Complete
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