Shashasha
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Joined 07-21-07, id: 1331346, Profile Updated: 04-07-10
Author has written 10 stories for RuneScape, Twilight, and Secret Life of the American Teenager.

I'm on Fiction Press too! Please read and review what I have their!

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Her Second Chance by lilienprinzessin reviews
This is a story told from Emily’s POV. It’s a little AU and takes place some years after Lorelai left her. Emily sees a young pregnant girl in the mall, who reminds her of her daughter.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 84 - Words: 196,014 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Emily G., Lorelai G.
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2768 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
The Esme Diaries by Shekiah Rosay reviews
My name is Esme Evenson, and I have just run away from home to find a man called Carlisle Cullen. He won't remember me, but I have no choice. I am tired, sick, eight months pregnant, and madly in love. This is my diary...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
The Pity Party by Jackie the Manic reviews
Termites, staple earrings, and a love for pineapples. A crack story that will change the BSC forever.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Really bizarre Midnight Sun Parody I was Bored by Peace is GOODandsoisrent reviews
Um, I was bored. You don't even have to read it, I was bored and a little hyper. Please ignore. rated K just in case you guys can't take the word sexy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Know Your Stars: Twilight Series by Ghosts in the Snow reviews
A know your stars type story. If you've ever wondered what the characters of the Twilight series wouldn't EVER do, look no further. WARNING: Sever OOCness, sever character bashing, and totally awkward WTF moments inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,022 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
The Boxcar Children Gone Wrong! by armageddon-incarnate reviews
Title says it all. Parody. Sorry, I've mangled it. Jessie as a psychopath kleptomaniac! Benny is fat and stupid! Henry is always angry! And Violet is... just there.
Boxcar Children - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006
Screwed Up, Ain't She? by xXsweetmusicXx reviews
Well, it's another Mary Sue wreaking havoc on Hogwarts! Will Sirius escape with his dignity intact? Will James still want to date? Will Peter still be Peter? Will Remus still be an innocent boy? ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
visitor by La Salle De Bain reviews
[oneshot] Bella's womanhood gets the best of her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Avenging Angel by sillybella reviews
Edward's rebellious years. 19271931 A collection of oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
OMGWTFBBQ! by Kingfishers reviews
The really bad, absolutely horrible, astoundingly stupid fic. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
A Satyrical Retelling by ecksdee reviews
Pay attention to the title. I got bored, and a friend and I discussed the ramifications of poor spelling in odd places.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes by LindaRoo reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Sophia Farting by HermioneGHP4 reviews
Sophia is farting uncontollable. She has to have emergency surgery. But something goes wrong.
Golden Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006
KuKukacho Kakaw by rosehale reviews
Sorry about the lack of updating our computer is stupid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006
Fertile Weasley by Dahlias reviews
A short nine month look of Harry's Pregnancy with a defenseless Ron who's really an innocent victim in the big scheme of things... no, really. HPRW, Slash, Oneshot, MPREG!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Why Hermione Should Not Have A Penis by frogginginsanity reviews
When Hermione and Draco are elected head girl and boy, they find out they have to secretly switch bodies, lives, and friends for a month to get along better. What happens when Hermione has to live for parties, and Draco for school? Review! New titleold wa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,607 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Rough Day by Ashily reviews
God's having a hard day. [PARODY. Oneshot.]
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
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The Secret Life of the America Senior reviews
When Amity Juergens, a 75 year old choir leader gets pregnant after a one-night stand with 80 year old Dicky Overwood, her entire community is put to the test, especially when she falls in love with organic farmer Frankie Benjamins.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010
Dearly Beloved reviews
This is a sequel/companion to my other story, John's Fifteen. It takes place three years after John's Fifteen. Amy and Ricky, their son John and Amy's daughter Jenny are going to become a family.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Amy J., Ricky U. - Complete
John's Fifteen reviews
This story takes place on John's Fifteenth birthday. How has everyone changed since highschool?
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - John J., Amy J. - Complete
Lan's Orchid reviews
When simple Edgeville girl Lan learns to paint masterpieces, she changes her life forever.
RuneScape - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/11/2008
Bella a la grippe reviews
Quand Bella a la grippe, ton pere et ton ami, Edward sont tres sympatique!
Twilight - Rated: K - French - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Battle Ending reviews
Vent is a poor girl from the ghetto of varrock, who is kidnapped and escapes her captors, but finds herself trapped in the deep jungle of karamja.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007
Why ISN'T it the leading brand? reviews
Sick of angsty, funny, dramatic fanfics, Myrtle Maneet wrote this. Review if you like it or don't.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
My Sister Alice is Dead reviews
What Cynthia thought when she woke up and Alice was 'dead'. She is really just in the asylum, but her parents don't tell Cynthia the truth Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Twilight Berilo reviews
This is going to make you never want to read a fanfic ever ever again. Yeah. Please review. PLEASE! Even if it's flames :DI'll only post updates if I get reviews.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
A Complicated, Western Twilight reviews
What happens when cowgirl Bella has a horrible series of misfortunes? One shot, songfic.DONT FLAME IT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINGSPLEASE REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
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