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Joined 07-21-07, id: 1331348, Profile Updated: 08-31-15
Author has written 9 stories for Devil May Cry, Half-Life, Fallout, Metal Gear, Mass Effect, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Life is Strange.

Just a male 20-something who probably shouldn't be as obsessed with fandoms, writing for fandoms and shipping as he is. I enjoy things like Mass Effect, Final Fantasy, Life is Strange, anything made by Valve, Devil May Cry, Metal Gear, Avatar & Legend of Korra, Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings and the works of Joss Whedon.

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Nightlife by thehaakun reviews
[Pricefield][One-Shot] AU where Max's car breaks down on the drive home for winter break. But the only thing that's open is a sex shop...with one employee.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/6 - [Chloe P., Max C.] - Complete
Harley's Knight by TheWolfofthePalatine reviews
As his bond with Batman begins to fray, Nightwing finds himself pursuing a relationship with one of the Bat Family's sworn enemies; Harley Quinn. CONTAINS ADULT SCENES AND CONTENT!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,799 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Richard G./Nightwing, Damian W./Robin
Fall by sythlar reviews
Eight years after A:TLA, Toph has feelings about Zuko. What a couple of losers. Lots of (im)mature language, because adult Toph.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,763 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 12/12/2014 - [Toph, Zuko]
I'll Walk You Home by Justthisguyyouknow reviews
The War is over and Toph decides it's time to go home. Sokka being a gentleman offers to walk her there, across the entire Earth Kingdom. Angst and Action ensues. TophxSokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 455,456 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sokka, Toph
The Morning After by The Clockwork Monk reviews
The morning after Zuko's bachelor party, a very hungover Gaang must retrace their steps before their antics from the previous night sparks another war.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,018 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Sokka, Toph] Aang, Zuko
Womenly Mishaps Without Borders by ZeromusTrueSelf reviews
They were so few women on Mother Base, yet somehow Snake manged to run into explicable situations with every single one of them, whether it be giving them the wrong idea and/or accidentally seeing them naked...
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Cecile. C. C., Amanda V. L., Strangelove, Paz O. A. - Complete
Crane out of Context by m.michele reviews
A series of short one-shots ranging from humanizing to humorous following Dr. Jonathan Crane in places he might not normally be. Accepting suggestions for future chapters from readers.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,862 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - J. Crane
Wisodm's Teeth by FlamingStan reviews
With action, adventure and generally mysterious shenanigans, this is a story all about a boy who lives in a pub, at least to begin with. Review me if the mood takes you and I'll write a terrible poem in your honour! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Luna L., Harry P.
Stormtrooper Skits by The lovable writer reviews
A series of humourous scenes between Storm-troopers through out the Star Wars series.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009
Fear and Malice by E. S. Young reviews
Three years before the Batman appeared, Dr. Crane met the newly-appointed Dr. Harleen Quinzel. It was the start of a twisted friendship, as well as glimpses of past events that shaped the darkness that lurks within them both.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,068 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - J. Crane
It's an Odd Coincidence by Telcontar Rulz reviews
AU. Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a very strange place. He tries to figure everything out, but he seems cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home? A crossover between X-Men and LotR.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 325,415 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Aragorn, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Delicious Yay! is crack by Scrawlding reviews
Laurie steps out to do some grocery shopping. Jon has some time alone. NC-17. Dubcon-foodplay/autoeroticism/language/angst/Crack-fic . NSFW I don't own anything about this story. I borrowed the characters and fed them crack. Sorry in advance.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Jonathan O./Doctor Manhattan, Laurie J./Silk Spectre
The Falling Man by Fooled Again reviews
A citizen's reflections after he sees a man in red take nature's elevator from a roof to the ground. Short and sweet drabble about life in the City. Rated for some language.
Mirror's Edge - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2009
Life and Death of Gerald Freeman 1: Die evil! by Zach Archer reviews
Gerald Freeman kil evil with wepens and iron of fist!
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009
Inbox by Mathematica reviews
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Rabbit Logic by Condemned Ballad reviews
What the hell happened to Jayne, and why is there stuffing in my mouth? CRACK.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Mal, River - Complete
Fully Alive by Flame Runner reviews
She may be mortal, and she may not be able to defy gravity. But this… This is living.
Mirror's Edge - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Visions of Sugar Plums by Green Owl reviews
Jayne discovers the true meaning of Christmas: it is in giving that you receive. Written for Serenity Santa 2008.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Jayne - Complete
Influence by kauzchen reviews
Desmond & Lucy, ACI. Because he is not Altair the 12th Century Assassin, he is Desmond the 21st Century Bartender. And it's funny how things work out that way.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Desmond M., Lucy S. - Complete
Blood by Shinjite Florana reviews
The kind of human wreckage that we love!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/18/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Ode to a Weighted Companion Cube by KennySheep reviews
A little poem about a little cube. Created out of love and boredom and cake.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Ghosts of the Past by Some1Else reviews
The past catches up to Snake when FoxDie activates and an unexpected guest forces him back into the fight against the Patriots.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,311 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Negotiating With Fruit by Zombie Kitty reviews
One shot thing where The Doctor pursuades an alien not to invade Earth...I apologise Blame Lar and the plot bunnies of randomness
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Complete
The Long Road Back by kasey8473 reviews
AU. Padmé has survived and after four years as Vader, Anakin surfaces. He begins a journey back into himself. Padmé finds a way to help him. There will be happy endings for all. Eventually. Story complete.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,896 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
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It's A Different Kind of Love reviews
A somewhat different take on the morning after the Blackwell Gym break in. Max finds herself questioning the nature of her relationship with one Chloe Price, and whether it'll ever go any further. Any and all feedback is welcome, so don't hesitate to review. Reader discretion: Contains some adult language, though not quite enough to be rated M, I think.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4 - Max C., Chloe P. - Complete
The Long Way Round
Five years have passed since the end of the war. While taking a much needed break on Ember Island, Appa vanishes without a trace. The GAang resolve to find him, starting a journey that will take them across countries and continents. Rated M for language and violence in future chapters.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Published: 3/10
Unforeseen Circumstances reviews
Read the previously untold story of what one particular husk head thinks about being the newest resident of the Normandy, and the Commander's most unusual desk toy. His name is Alan, and he doesn't think much of it. Rated M for some saucy language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Shepard (F), EDI, James V., OC
The Winged Behemoth reviews
A night in which Snake tries, and fails epically, to get any sleep. Why, you ask? Well, because of one, simple moth and maybe a couple of other factors . How can this be? You'll just have to read in order to find out. Set inbetween MGS2 and MGS4.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/23/2012 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E. - Complete
The Misfortunate Molerat reviews
Inspired by an event that recently happened to a friend of mine whilst playing Fallout 3. A humble molerat has the unluckiest day of his life.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
The Most Profound of Thoughts reviews
I present to you a day in the mind of everyone's favourite headcrab: Lamarr. Chapter Two has now been posted, officially making this thing a series, go me! Anyways, be nice and give an addlepated writer some feedback.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009
Never Underestimate the Power of the Spurty Side reviews
Another innuendo filled drabble from little old me. Be nice and review, it's that green button at the bottom of the page. You know you want to. Rated T just to be safe.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Vergil, Lady/Mary - Complete
New Assets reviews
Lady gets new ones. Dante just has to get a look. A/N This is my attempt to vanquish writer's block on one of my other stories, so it's basically mindless drabble.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Dante, Lady/Mary - Complete
Devil May Cry: A Hunter's Surprise reviews
2nd chapter posted. Contains many a Death Note Xover for those people who are into that kinda stuff. I'm off to hide from the people who're gonna hate this. READ AND REVIEW!
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Dante, Lady/Mary