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I have a thing for genderbending characters. I don't really know why - I think it's because I just want some het action in their sex lives. Like, think of all the things you can do with... a yeah.

Biggest fucking fujoshi in a Converse shoebox. Size 8.

I like manhwa. Like, Korean manga. Heard of Killing Stalking? Bebe Yoon Bum. Painter of The Night? Na Kyum deserves a better teacher. I like 'Wolf In The House' a lot. It's either the characters or the story itself. Who knows? I don't.

What do you ship?

Tanjirou is a top. Period. Giyuu and Inosuke are power bottoms. Zenitsu is just horny. Nezuko is baby child.

Dabi should be a bottom more. It's hot. See what I did there? Why can't we get more of the following bottomers? Todoroki. Dabi. Neji. Sasuke. Zuko.

Tea is life.

You can call me 'Uncle Iroh,' but make sure to put 'Tea Slut' in front of it. (My way, my way, on da highway-)

I think I'm slowly drowning in fandoms. I can't swim. Literally.

Glasses? Yuh. Asian? Thai. Russian? eeyus. Drawer? YEEEEEESSSS-

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Child Of Momoshiki by PassionTeaForAPanWeeb
Risu Otsutsuki. Child of a prodigy and Kama.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30 - Neji H., OC, Boruto U., Momoshiki Ō.
Sweat Sweet Fate by Magic Magician reviews
Sasuke struggles with loss and the betrayal of his brother, following a path of darkness. Neji is drowning on bitterness and hate towards the Main Family. Just when the pain of having lost his family had become way too much, his eyes met a couple of cold white ones. Sasu/Fem!Neji. [Reupload] A lil something where lil neji and lil Sasuke met, only mixed with a bit of genderbenging.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,875 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Sasuke U., Neji H., Team Gai
Sakura Naisho by Ury Salunide reviews
"For Your Eyes Only, Sakura." Modern alternate reality with low magic/supernatural usage. Female Sasuke and Male Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 2/19 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Does Anyone Know by Ammie Hawk reviews
Neji Hyuga has been declared dead in the Village Hidden in the Leaves. Four years later, the truth is finally discovered. With so many misunderstandings, will Neji ever be able to return to the place he once called home? And what of the new friends he has made over the course of his absence, who are now more like family than his own clan? Contains Yaoi, MPreg, and Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 6/17/2019 - [Neji H., Shikamaru N.] [Itachi U., Haku]
Naruto Truth or Dare by StraightBallin reviews
Oh Yes, Truth or Dare. The devils' game. Let's se how far these Teenagers last before they all loose their sanity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/14/2019 - Published: 7/20/2017
Campfire by antisocial hottie reviews
The next mission from Tanjiro's party is going to the peak of Lillium Montain to celebrate the Lillium Dance, an event for Demon Slayers where they can rest from one night and dance around a bonfire. Will they be succesful at finding a person to dance with? [InoTan/ZenUko] [One Shot]
Kimetsu no Yaiba/鬼滅の刃 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/17/2019 - Tanjirou K., Zenitsu A., Inosuke H., Nezuko K. - Complete
Reservoir by Hella-venger reviews
That's what she likes to remember. Neji likes to remember it was a beautiful day when she was forced out of the closet. Trans-Girl Neji!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2018 - Lee R., Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Periodo by Blue Tales reviews
El cuerpo de Nejiko tenía formas raras de contrarestar los dolores menstruales. [Nejiten. Lesbian AU. Fem!Neji]
Naruto - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2018 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Turning Page by darkgirl11 reviews
Boruto never understood people's fascination with labels for couples. Everyone knew Mitsuki belonged to Boruto… everyone except Mitsuki. Boruto always had his eyes on Mitsuki since the first day he met him. When Mitsuki sacrifices himself for Boruto, he finally understands the importance of a label and why Mitsuki was always waiting for their label. BoruMitsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/7/2017 - [Mitsuki, Boruto U.] Suigetsu H., Sarada U. - Complete
The Day of Black Sun by maripaz6 reviews
Katara discovers something on the Day of Black Sun. Something that changes the course of the Invasion. ONESHOT.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2016 - Aang, Sokka, Katara, Toph - Complete
Come back to me: Neji's memories by EonaDGM reviews
Side Story to 'Come back to me'. Read the original first, before this. Neji's memories of his leaving of Konoha and his pregnancy with Suzumo. Mpreg and minor ShikaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 12/27/2015 - Neji H. - Complete
Come back to me by EonaDGM reviews
Two years ago Neji disappeared. Now Sasuke is ill. Or what is wrong with him? When Shikamaru finds it out, how will this change his view on his past lover? And is there a chance for him to get Neji back? Or did he mess up too much with all that happened in between? ShikaNeji, NaruSasu; Yaoi and Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,677 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 10/12/2015 - [Neji H., Shikamaru N.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Uke! Kakashi by wicl93 reviews
This is a series where Kakashi is the uke, with a different seme or semes in each chapter. Each chapter can therefore be read as a standalone. The updates will be on certain pairing days. Chapter 7 - Kakashi wakes up in Genma and Raido's apartment... WARNINGS: GenRaiKaka, side-pairing IruKaka, explicit yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Kakashi H., Iruka U., Gai M., Obito U.
Conquistando a mi omega by ZafiroKristalino reviews
Omegaverso. En el mundo escaseaban los omegas y estos son muy preciados. Pero Ozai necesitaba un alfa, no un omega. El príncipe Zuko nació como un omega, pero fue criado como un alfa. Por eso no es débil, no es sumiso y todos lo confunden con un alfa. Pero Jet querrá demostrarle quien es el alfa en realidad. Jetko Extra2: ranting M!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,904 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 12/22/2014 - [Jet, Zuko] - Complete
On Being Nejiko by Aquarius Galuxy reviews
In which Neji finds himself on a seduction mission. As the woman. Doing the seducing. [Narutoverse] Neji-Ten-Nejiko. 3 parts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,826 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sex & Smoke by merraz2590 reviews
Everything eventually comes full circle. ShikaNeji Warnings: Yaoi, sex, death, violence, mentions of rape, angst and substance abuse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,875 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Tobikuma by BrokenKage reviews
"Let's name him Tobikuma," Shikamaru whispered breathlessly, tracing a finger down his son's cheek with a gentle finger. Neji cocked his head to the side in contemplation, Tobikuma meant Flying Cloud and it was a beautiful name with a beautiful meaning. Yaoi, Mpreg, oneshot. ShikaNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Hinata and the Cursed Mark by TheWriterYouWant reviews
Due to a lack of inspiration, and a Year long hiatus from fan fiction. I may close this story down, or continue starting now. I'm unsure, -July 19th 2014 Revisited, and update pending
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Orochimaru
Worth by Misfire In Agression reviews
(genderbend: F/Neji-M/Hinata)(tw: femdom) Neji takes her hatred out on Hinata, the male heir to the Hyuga line. Neji sees this as a fight on who dominates and who submits. However, for Hinata, it's about healing what he can without refusing her torments. It's a slow and painful process, but Hinata has faith in his wife.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Hinata H., Neji H.
It's Like Peeling Onions by Kavbj reviews
"I do not appreciate being likened to a vegetable." During Neji's recuperation after the activation of his curse seal, Shikamaru finds himself discovering the true Hyuuga prodigy and Branch Pet, and he's determined to get to the core. "You, Neji, I'm seeing you." ShikaNeji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Prisoner of Love by SanityIsBoring reviews
Orochimaru realizes that Sasuke's power has grown beyond his own. Fearing that Sasuke may try to eliminate him, he devises a devious plan before Sasuke realizes his own strength. He finds Sasuke a "bride". Neji Hyuga to be exact. How will things play out? Will Sasuke and Neji, despite being forced, ever fall in love? Find Out. SasuNeji Yaoi Rated M for later chapters possible Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
Reflections by DarwinSun reviews
Neji has always known he was a little different from the rest of his clan. What will happen when a certain Kazekage steps into his life? What does his secret have to do with Iruka's kidnapping six years ago? GaaraXNeji, KakashiXIruka, OCs, language, mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,572 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
The Princess and the Peasant by drhorrible61 reviews
Princess Zuko's life was never simple, but the Avatar's Water Tribe friend isn't making anything simpler. The baby isn't either. Will she be able to get through her messed up life unharmed? Fem!Zuko/Sokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Zuko, Sokka
Tricky Treats and Surprising Sweets by Magical Mistress Sarai reviews
-Studio 69 fic- It's Halloween, and everything at Studio 69 is primed for conflict: Sasuke lost a bet with a drag queen, and Naruto doesn't have a costume; meanwhile, all the employees are all Disney villains! Who's going to keep Neji from going insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cursed to Lose by Orpah reviews
What would have happened if Hinata had activated Neji's curse seal during the match?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Who's the man? by Hakudoushi kawaii ne reviews
A drunk conversation between two semes... Something you've never read before! Slice of life. NaruSasu ShikaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Let You Go by AJ Hyuga reviews
A lot of abuse. it starts with an abusive uncle. then a miss-used curse mark. then an angry hokage. will love be let free? or locked up tight sealed by danger? Neji-Ten maybe some Naruto-Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Neji H., Tenten
Who's Mate? by LightInsideMe reviews
Prince Sasuke of the human kingdom is sent to the demon kingdom to become the bride of the demon Princes, Kyuubi and/or Naruto. But will Sasuke choice both or niether. KyuuSasu, NaruSasu, threesome, yaoi, Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,913 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Repellent by oh.industria reviews
AU. The Naruto gang in a cheesy teen horror movie. NaruSasu, ShikaNeji, KibaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H.
Sasuke's maid by Rascal609 reviews
Neji flees into the arms of Sasuke, what will happen when Sasuke gets a maid! How will this all End? Naruto AU Sasuneji! YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Strip Poker by 1Aryana reviews
Naruto invites Gaara and Neji for a sleepover. And he decides to play strip poker. What happens when Sasuke loses to Naruto? Rated for lemon. first lemon. NaruSasu mainly, GaaNej/NejGaa. Might be a 2nd chapter, depends on whether or not anyone wants one!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by Kia Stirling reviews
Kakashi is a liar. Most shinobi are. However, most shinobi aren't secretly kunoichi either. Fem!Kakashi Gai/Kakashi fluffy one-shot "Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 148 - Published: 2/8/2009 - [Gai M., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Konoha's Managers's Company by doperwtjes reviews
When you have your own company you can bump into a lot of problems. And you solve them. But what do you have to do if you can't resist your own secretary? SasuNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,650 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
The Art of the Tease by ShadowyHarlequin reviews
Naruto and the boys: Shikamaru, Neji, Kiba, and Sai to be specific, decide to go to a strip club. More silliness ensues! NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Oracle by Phoenix of Eternity reviews
When an injury leaves Neji without his sight, the Hyuuga prodigy must decide for himself what fate he really bears. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,195 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
The Day Naruto Became Hokage by NejiKikyoAnimeRose reviews
LeeNeji fluff, Naruto rejects Neji but Lee is there for him. Rushed summary, story is better.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
Woah, Naru! by XcoreKoolAide reviews
Naruto the pimp and Neji the shy kilt wearing boy? This can only go good.. Crack, OOC, one-sided NaruNeji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Things to Forget by move them hands reviews
Neji couldn't even believe the fact that he was letting himself be nailed by some male he had just meet... in a filthy bathroom of the local skating rink of all places! NaruNeji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Our Icha Icha Paradise by Emerald707 reviews
In which, the guys must live together in a house known as 'The Icha Icha House'. Pairings all around with SasuNaru, LeeGaa, ShikaNeji, and ShinoKiba. Probably not going to be updated again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,919 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secrets and Shinobi Drabbles by Meemei reviews
Ever wonder how our favorite yaoi couples would raise their children. Find out here. MPREG. NARUSASU. LEEGAARA. SHIKANEJI. And more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 7/29/2006
Nejiko by Hokagehime S.E reviews
We all know how girly Hyuuga Neji is...but what happens when he turns into a girl? How long can he..err..she pull off the act saying she's Neji's longlost sister? Will Neji's team find out? Who turned him into a girl in the first place? LeeFemNeji NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Neji H.
Where the Red Lotus Grows by starvoidangel reviews
SoZu Challenge fic for 4EverSleepingDragon. Zuko and Iroh have joined the Avatar. Now, not only are they aiding him in overthrowing the Fire Nation, Zuko has also managed to get a slight detour... mpreg fic
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,736 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Zuko, Sokka
Fetish by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruNeji fic, yaoi] Naruto has a bit of a fixation on hair, but Neji doesn't mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Flood by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruNeji] Naruto likes to watch Neji in the rain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Thou Shalt Not Sin by SilverYoko reviews
Naruto...you know very well that its one of the worst possible sins ever for a man & a man to lie together. That is why two genders were created, men was created to love the opposite gender & help populate this planet...we were not made to ruin it for our
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
9 months of living hell by Bitenshi reviews
When Neji comes back injured from his mission, Tsunade founds something shocking. Neji's pregnant! How will Nejis companions deal with it? ¤Insane humor. Blame the sugardrunk. Vote for pairings!¤
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005
Child Of Momoshiki
Risu Otsutsuki. Child of a prodigy and Kama.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30 - Neji H., OC, Boruto U., Momoshiki Ō.
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