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Joined 07-21-07, id: 1331624, Profile Updated: 10-02-14
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto.

Name: Kat

Age: 20

Birthday: October 2nd, 1991

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, singing, Photography, drawing not so good at that, Rock Climbing, Camping, Swimming, Basketball, Softball, ect.

Nick name: Kat is just a pen name that I liked a lot. So I went with it. It's a little odd now, since my older brother currently has a girlfriend named Kat. This was just a little weird when I found that out.

My Inspiration: Mostly I get things from dreams. I have some really crazy dreams sometimes. Then the people in my life really inspire me a great deal. Sometimes it won't be them themselves, but something they say or something they do that starts me thinking and 'day dreaming'. Other times, I'll just be sitting at the computer and just type. By the end of the day, I've written something that is half way decent and I decide to post it.


Love your enemies, it makes them angry!

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. (haha I know funny right? lol)

Walking like a ghost through life, forever unseen. (Not really how I feel, but I thought it was cute!)

It's not about getting over the storms in your life, it's about learning to dance in the rain. (I like this one the best!)

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. (James Dean)

Fav. Naruto Pairings:









Okay Naruto Pairings:







24 things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1.) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2.) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3.) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their own pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4.) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5.) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6.) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7.) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.

9.) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10.) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

Current Projects:

-I'm sorry I have been away for a very long time. To be honest, I wasn't sure I was ever going to come back to writing any fanfiction. As of recently though, I've had the need to finish my vampire story. I'm sure everyone is wanting different stories of mine to be finished. I'm not sure if I ever will to be honest, and if that is disappointing, then I will take the unfinished ones down. The sequel to Trouble Going will be taken down because I will not be getting back to that one. I'm sorry if that make anyone sad, but I have no motivation to continue it. I've said this to many people already, but if there is a story you think you can finish, let me know and we can talk about you picking my story up and finishing it. I do not mind. Thank you.

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Divine Love by Alrye reviews
Arranged marriages aren't only for mortals. No, even Gods and Demons are subjected to the same form of torture. For one godling, their future husband is anything but what they wanted. After running away, can this godling find love or be forced to marry?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 148,263 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 10/5 - Published: 4/3/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,940 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 2,848 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Coffee Boy by gaaleex reviews
AU. When you're a powerful businessman, you shouldn't have time for love – especially not with the attractive young man who spilt coffee over your expensive suit. Naruto's trying to make it in the business world and unexpectedly receives help from the man who annoys him the most: Uchiha Sasuke, CEO of Uchiha Powers. SasuNaru. One-sided NaruHina. ShikaTema, ChoIno, KanKiba.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,214 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Hinata H.
Rosuto Rakuen by Datenshi No Uzumaki reviews
AU, SasuNaru, ShounenAi:: Moving into a new home, Naruto stumbled upon an old book, transporting him into another world. Now given a chance to start a new life, and find new friends, hope, and maybe love, he has to save the worlds from darkness...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 257,550 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 5/17/2006 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Looking For Love by Kryzanna reviews
Every Valentine's Day, Naruto's work hosts an event for lonely singles and this year he's determined to NOT be one of them. He's a romantic at heart, but with work, and helping his friends with their plans, how can he expect to fall in love when he can't even get a date? Or does love already have something interesting in store for him? Contains yaoi and lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Werewolf by Imperial Mint reviews
Undercover work is hard, especially when you're assigned to a pleasure house. Thankfully, Naruto is a chore boy while Ino handles the clients rather too enthusiastically. It all changes, though, when the house's patrons arrive almost unexpectedly and Naruto has to step in as one of the girls. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/23/2012 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4251 - Favs: 6,135 - Follows: 6,250 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Alliance of Fire and Wind by fantasylover12001 reviews
AU fic. Sasuke Uchiha returns to his home to learn that he's stuck in a betrothal he doesn't want. He is even further shocked when he learns that the one chosen for him is none other then his childhood friend, Naruto Uzumaki, who is not a child any more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,432 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Living As One Of Them by toontwins reviews
Naruto receives an invitation. After being given wrong directions, Naruto finds himself involved in a dark vampire world. How will Naruto take to his new life as a vampire, especially as Sasuke's slave? SasuxNaru ItachixSasu ItachiXDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,473 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2735 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sky Pirates by fluff-pirates reviews
Naruto has a dream to become a pirate. Sasuke is on the run for his life. They both end up on a flying ship called Icha Icha Paradise : - Sasunaru and some Narusasu, many other pairings . . . so many . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,891 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Just Normal by LilMonkeyGirl reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is basically your average student in high school. But when he meets what appears to be a troubled ghost, is his life going to change? Eventual YAOI and NaruSasuish things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,351 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 3,973 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Branded by tsukitaiyo reviews
Sasuke is a tormented vampire living in a world of lies where Itachi has him trapped. He never thought that things would change until he met someone more troubled than himself. Though the secrets he holds could harm them both. SasuNaru,Uchihacest,others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,822 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fear of Flying by Chiyume reviews
Sasuke HATES flying! But he’s not scared. Of course not. Not scared, not at all…Contains Yaoi, Mature content! SasuxNaru! Please read and review! PS. The last 2 chappies are just AuthorsNotes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Abusing Angels by SasunaruTLA reviews
Sasuke is in love with Naruto and most definently does not approve of the way said blonde's aweful gaurdian abuses him. He thinks of Naruto as his angel an he believes very strongly that abusing angels is a sin. Sasunaru. POEM. SWEET/kinda SAD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Give Me That Sunshine by kodoku na oujo reviews
The whole gang goes down to a beach house for summer break. Naruto is excited, until he learns that Sasuke's coming. SasuNaruNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,743 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
More Than Meets the Eye by michelerene reviews
Sasuke suspects that Naruto has been watching too much televison. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hypnotism by o0oBeezelneffo0o reviews
Sasuke is a famous hypnotist, rescues homeless Naruto off of a street one night, tragic pasts are revealed as their relationship blossoms... full summary inside SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,077 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Night World: Immortal Affliction by dragon agility reviews
Sasuke, a lonely vampire who lives only for revenge, sees humans as prey to be used for his own twisted desires. Naruto, a lonely human with past experiences he'd rather forget, lives a normal, quiet life. That's all about to change... [SasuNaru] [Ita?]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,289 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Permit For Learners by Ma Chat reviews
In which Sasuke is a prestigious race car driver, and Naruto is the newest member of his pit crew. The real question: Just how many positions will that car allow?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Here We Go Again reviews
Trouble Going Sequel! Sasuke and Naruto are off to College. Everything seems to be just right, but what happens when an old enemy comes back? Just this time, things don't look like they are going to work out like they used to. SasuNaru! OC, OOC, AU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,887 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Trouble Going reviews
In the past six years there's not a day when there's no trouble. After witnessing a murder, Akatsuki is after Naruto. Will his life take a drastic change when he gets into a new school and meets Sasuke? a little OOC, AU, SasuNaru, a bit of Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,868 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beyond Worlds reviews
After an explosion caused by Naruto's cousin, Sasuke and Naruto are thrown back in time! Will everything go as planned? Or will things turn out worse than before? SasuNaru! Some OOC! An OC! Innocent Itachi! Smart Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,264 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Halloween Surprise reviews
Happy Halloween! Sasuke is transported into the real world and mets someone who looks oddly like Naruto, even has the same name. will this Naruto be able to knock some sense into the Uchiha or will everything just become worse? SasuNaru!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Vrykolakas reviews
Naruto's the not so human, Itachi and Sasuke are the vampire body guards, and then there's the people who want to rule the world. Pasts hidden, furtures too unsure, and of course a sarcastic fox. Yaoi! slight OOC! OC SASUNARU! Tachi?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,403 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Uzumaki Riku? reviews
Itachi dies and in return Sasuke gets a slave. But why does this slave look like a blonde idiot we all know and love? With that in mind Sasuke returns to Konoha, but will he be able to put his life back in order, or will someone get in the way? SasuOC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,888 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nin's at Hogwarts reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi, and Sakura end up going to Hogwarts for Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts. HarryPotter Crossover! Good Itachi! Smart Naru! SASUNARU!, HarryDraco, Yaoi, boyxboy, Yaoi, more paring inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,320 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Easter Surprise reviews
The gang is up to something envolving are two cutest couple yet. SasuNaru! Lemon! Rated M for a reason people! My Easter fic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lovely Moments reviews
Naruto a seveteen year old who works for his bossy but loving 'mother' Tsunade, gets home a little late. Sasuke, a twenty year old college student, can't help but pull the blonde kid into his room for some 'fun.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto High! reviews
Naruto is one of the top students in High School. His crush but denial Sasuke Uchiha, but it seems that Sasuke is fond of the blonde as well. What will happen when a few things get in the way, oh and creepy fan girls! SasuNaru! Yaoi! RATED M FOR REASON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Night On The Town reviews
Durning Naruto's training with Jiraiya he stays behind in a bar after his teacher left. What happens when the reason he's training so hard just happens to show up at that same bar? Slight OOC! Yaoi! SasuNaru! Lemon! One-Shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Breaking Rules reviews
Naruto's alone in the woods, miles away from Konoha, why? Because it's Valentines Day, what happens when Sasuke shows up? SasuNaru! Yaoi! Lemon! ONE-SHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Memory reviews
What happens when Naruto splits after the fight with Sasuke. Will Sasuke care that Naruto never made it back? Will he care that Naruto doesn't even remember who he is? And just who is this girl with the changing eyes? SasuNaru! Slight OOC! OC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,683 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete