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Joined 07-22-07, id: 1332208, Profile Updated: 12-08-08
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Death Note.

Hello all.

My name is Bailey and I'm a fourteen year-old girl who lives in Texas. I write occasionally, but for the most part, I am here to read, review, and encourage others.

I am mainly into anime shows, but sometimes I branch on to other stories that are from movies and television shows I like. Some examples are, but aren't limited to, I Heart Huckabees, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Thirteen Ghosts, Heroes, South of Nowhere, and Big Bang Theory. Along with anime, movie, and television, I read comic stories (my favorite right now is Honeydew Syndrome). I am mostly into mature stories, but I also read teen and sometimes humorous ones that aren't in either of those ratings.

Anime and manga/comics: Naruto/Naruto Shippuuden, Death Note, Code Lyoko, Ookiku Furikabutte, Air Gear, Pokemon, Honeydew Syndrome, Fruits Basket, .Hack//Sign, Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon, and a little bit of Code Geass, Full Metal Alchemist, and Bleach.

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I Heart Huckabees, The Life Aquatic, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, High Anxiety, Juno, Silence of the Lambs, Hannible/Hannible Rising, Monty Python, Austin Powers.

More about me:

Country: U.S.A

State: Texas

Name: Bailey (But, for those who don't know me too well, call me Shikirou.)

Birthday: March 7th.

Sex: Female

Sexuality: Hm. To be completely honest, I'm not quite sure. For me, straight and homosexual are the same thing; boy and girl, same thing. It doesn't really matter. So I'm kind of pansexual (or bisexual, whatever choice of words you prefer) and at the same time I'm asexual for the fact that I not really attracted to people (I think a few are pretty here and there) but I don't like relationships and I don't think I will.

Religion: Atheist

Favorite bands and musicians: Bad Religion, Black Lips, Rancid, NOFX, The Vandels, The Melvins, The Adolescents, The Germs, The Adicts, Guttermouth, The Offspring, The Ramones, Less Than Jake, Against Me!, Fake Shark - Real Zombie!, Leftover Crack, Birthday Massacre, VNV Nation, Rage Against the Machine, Suicidal Tendencies, Suicide Machines, Cat Power, Ghost Mice, Blood or Bread, White Stripes, Kaiser Chiefs, The Kinks, The Moldy Peaches, Kimya Dawson, Antsy Pants, Green Day, The Killers, Jet, Judas Priest, The Toadies, Agnostic Front, Slipknot, Coal Chamber, Cattle Decapitation, Vaginal Jesus, Waco Jesus, Anal Blast, Social Distortion, Minor Threat, These Green Eyes, Eve 6, Sex Pistols, Panic at the Disco, Sum 41, Blink 182, Pink, Beastie Boys, Placebo, Nerf Herder, Young MC, Wizo, Oingo Boingo, Ghost Mice, Defiance Ohio, Black Flag, Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, The Used, Disturbed, Mute Math, Radiohead, Dropkick Murphys, Bo Burnam, Jon Lajoie, Oingo Boingo, Eiffel 65, Foxy Shazam!, Nine Inch Nails, Jimmy Eat World, and a lot of random songs in all kinds of genres.

Favorite music genres: Punk, Punk Rock, Folk Punk, Folk, Bluegrass, Blues, Texas Country, Indie, Ska, Oldies, Rock, Alternative Rock, Pop, Dance, Electronica, Industrial, Techno, New Wave, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Metal, Porno Grind, Oldschool Rap, Opera. I like a large variety of music. But really, I am kind of picky. I just pick and choose what I like and don't like.

Favorite color: Yellow.

Favorite animal: Cheetah, White Tiger, Cats.

Favorite food: Chinese, Thai, Japanese, Korean, Cajun, Mexican.

Likes: Yaoi, Yuri, porn, marijuana, anime, manga/comics, horror movies, videogames, studying religion, literature, debates, and defending unpopular and seemingly incorrect points of view (whether or not I think they're true).

Dislikes: Overly-religious people, homophobes, racists, simple-minded people.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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Game Over by Kaze Kimizu reviews
What happens when Matt gets kidnapped? Will Mello rescue him in time? And what will happen...after?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,349 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Matt, Mello
Clay and Puppets by Emerald707 reviews
In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 194,842 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Beyond by Catmoongirl reviews
Mello knew from the minute that smoke bomb went off that he'd never be able to see another sun rise and set, that he'd never be able to wake up with the smell of cigarette smoke cradling him to the one thing that held any lasting value in his world.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,634 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Hung on Powerlines by Mahri Lellan reviews
I'd take it kicking and screaming, but for you I'll keep my mouth shut. So, so bittersweet and battered. MelloxMatt, slightly Mattcentric. Rated M for abstract sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,072 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
In Short Supply by ckret2 reviews
When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 155,731 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Zim, Purple
To Burn by Kaze Kimizu reviews
The clock is ticking; time is running out. Matt won't give Mello what he wants, what he needs. Mello hates being treated differently because of the accident. Time is running out. Give him what he wants.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Forever and a Week by Sherrri reviews
Sequel to For Honor and the Corner Office. While Matt adjusts to his new working conditions, Mello goes on a business trip. Can they save their relationship when both of them begin to suspect infidelity, and both may turn out to be right?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,957 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Death and His Shadow by sugarswirls reviews
Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 234,128 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Light Y., L
A Night to Remember by kakkujapojat reviews
A small little M&M fic to celebrate Christmas Also my good friend Enacchi's X-mas present :3 Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
To Mello, With Love by Catmoongirl reviews
Birthdays are important, Mail. The world is self-centered, but everyone deserves to know how special they really are. That's why on someone's birthday, we tell that person just how much we love them.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Life With No Green by amused4ever reviews
Title kinda sums it up. A person's most prized possesion is his identity...what happens when someone takes it away? Beast Boy is as normal as a green kid can be. Then again, there's always a chance 'average life' can catch up. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE bbrae
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 137,558 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Perfection Is Overrated by XbuttonsX reviews
You are never allowed to leave my side, Matt. Perfection is ruined without you. So, stay. Keep perfection perfect. MelloxMatt. Minor sex. Matt being Matt.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
You've Got Me by flamablechoklit reviews
No more family, no more home, no more hope. But Matt has more than he thinks. AU, MattxMello. Rated for attempted rape, statutory rape, suicide atempts, language, and smut. NOW A SERIES.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Matt, Mello
Morning Star by Mikanis reviews
To reign is worth ambition though in Hell: Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heav'n." Paradise Lost, John Milton. Things change...further more, People change, and to know himself, he must first know another. Sequel to Welcome to Wammy. Mature
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,691 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Mello, Matt
TOMODACHI 08 by kakkujapojat reviews
Throughout their childhood, Matt always kept his feelings a secret. He never told him how he felt. But as they grow older, it becomes harder and harder for Matt to conceal how he feels about Mello any longer. Is the best thing to just stay away from him?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,461 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by Catmoongirl reviews
Matt flicked his cigarette butt out of the window. "I've just been thinking about what it would have been like if I were still with my parents." "You'd be dead by now, Matt." "I know," the redhead sighed. "But I still wonder sometimes."
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,345 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Matt, Mello
Advantage by Pathetic Krypton reviews
Metis is drunk. Josh is drunk. He's only using it to his advantage. One-sided Josh/Metis.
Honeydew Syndrome - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Gloves by Omega19x reviews
Mello wasn't the only one left injured by the explosion. Matt had his scars to bear as well. They were just easier to hide. - COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Evolution by Zanni-Smile reviews
A mistake. A regret. A crossroads. An attempt at a natural progression. *Jay/Charles, strays from canon*
Honeydew Syndrome - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,793 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
SECRETS by kakkujapojat reviews
Matt and Mello return to Germany, to face both the memories and people that they ran away from one year ago. But forced to hide their relationship from Mello's strict old-fashioned father, the limits of their relationship will be tested more than ever.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,761 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Through The Glass by lameninja reviews
Sasori has been sent to prison for ten years and it's up to Deidara to get him out whilst reminicing about how they grew up together. SasorixDeidara sasodei yaoi fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Dynamism by keem reviews
First she hates him. Then she uses him. Eventually she will succumb to his charms and she will love him. The rest are just details. LxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,858 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Never Mind by Catmoongirl reviews
The thread held. It held onto them and they pulled and pulled and pulled through the dirt and the stench and the garbage until they could grab onto each other's hands and manage a few words to one another.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Twisted Religion by Miyamashi reviews
I believe in...God...Father Almighty" His name was Mihael Keehl...Mihael the Orphan...Mello, and he lived, he loved, and he, like all men, died. This is his story. Mello-Centric, with some MelloXMatt. Reduxing and finishing.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,831 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Mello, Matt
How Matt Got Into Mello's Pants by ImaaaChan reviews
Matt gets a little too curious about our leather clad blonds pants...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
For Honor and the Corner Office by Sherrri reviews
AU. Matt competes with his coworker, Light Yagami, for the corner office, and he is determined to win at all costs. This requires his roommate, Mello, to pretend to be his girlfriend at the company Christmas party. MattxMello.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,689 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Breaking Stone by The Pyrat reviews
Mello is often a rather angry fellow. It's bad enough when Matt must see that unhappy look of his for hours a day, but when the unfortunate demise of a certain GameBoy occurs, there's punishment in store. **Kinky yaoi, one-shot**
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
LA is for Lovers by Kiliki-chan reviews
Matt's POV to "Red is for Valentines." MattxMello. Matt's finally got himself a girlfriend, but is slightly more interested in the fact that Mel's acting so... jealous?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,224 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Matt, Mello
StarCrossed Lovers by LegacyofSamsara reviews
LightXL. Possible OOC " civil blood makes civil hands unclean."- Shakespeare What if L was 5 yrs younger than Light and met him in England before Light became Kira. What if something conspired between the two? Would Light become Kira still?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,757 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
SEX IS GOOD by thexamimi reviews
."Near?" "Yes, Mello?" "...Let's do it." MOAR CRACK. MPREG
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Red Is For Valentines by The Pyrat reviews
Matt isn't a very social person, so why then is he staying out all night and making mysterious phone calls? Even stranger, why is he so determined to lie to Mello about it? Mello decides to get to the bottom of it, and discovers something unexpected...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,860 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Scarlet Letter by RobinRocks reviews
A gothic romance of L Lawliet, Beyond Birthday and Light Yagami as the tales of serial murderers tangle on the streets of London, shrouded by the shadow of the single letter that started it all. COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,374 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - L, BB - Complete
When Insanity Calls by luck33ang3l reviews
-AU shonen ai- -SasoDei, KisaIta- Dumped in a mental institute, Sasori is befriended by a pyromaniac by the name of Deidara. With the help of Deidara, Sasori struggles to face the past he is so desperately trying to forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,661 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Not So Smart After All by Amindaya reviews
If they're so smart, then why can't they figure out that they love each other? LightXRyuzaki. Alphabetical A through Z chapter titles, sort of like word prompts but with a continuous storyline.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,964 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Light Y., L
Chicken Soup by moonlit flower reviews
Sheldon's sick. Leonard's sick of taking care of him. Except, he really doesn't mind. Sheldon/Leonard. Drabble.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Watching You Watching Me by Ppandarr reviews
Mello is spying on Near, but what happens when he gets a little over excited. He has to do something about it quick! How will Near punish him? And what will become of it? Contains Yaoi / Full Lemon Near as Seme! NearxXxMello //..Completed..\\
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Shortest Distance by moonlit flower reviews
Sheldon gives a direct answer. Leonard muddles it up. In the end, they'll get to where they need to be. Pre-slash. Sheldon/Leonard
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
History by Rhiannon B reviews
The art and practice of moving on. It's not as easy as it sounds. One shot, set after the movie. Kathy x Dennis.
13 Ghosts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Moments of insecurity by Artificial Starlight reviews
Hidan wants a date with no mission related themes, but Kakuzu has a reason why he may not be able to give Hidan that satisfaction. Rated for Hidan's language, of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Copper and Lust by Strange and Intoxicating -rsa reviews
Matt knows what it takes to win and L knows that games are being played against him. Neither cares about the outcome. Live for the moment, even if it is nothing but a game. L/Matt
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2008 - L, Matt - Complete
Baseball Is No Fun When Your Sick by Strawberry Nya reviews
Ookiku Furikabutte Mihashi feels strange..what is it, Abe? How can you help? AbeMiha
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Seven Days by Heide DeVries reviews
enzai : falsely accused post game setting. Durer and Guildias end up in the same prison and make a deal to take revenge on the guards that imprison them in a way only Durer and Guildias could. Rated for later installments.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/15/2008
Strangers by Leather and Stripes reviews
Matt sees Mello walk by every day. He wants this stranger, craves his contact. When he finally says hi, he gets more than he bargained for. AU one-shot. Dedicated to my Matt.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Art of Public Kissing by TeaRStrEak reviews
Hanai/Tajima - This probably wasn’t the best way to come out of the closet…
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
What Deidara didn't tell Tobi by demonrubberducky reviews
A companion piece to 'Sculpting for Dummies'. There are some things that Deidara isn't telling Tobi about his past, things that Tobi is better off not knowing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,323 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Calm During the Storm by Serendicity reviews
-Ookiku Furikabutte- Mihashi is afraid of thunderstorms, and Abe seems to be the only cure. Abemiha
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Sculpting for Dummies by demonrubberducky reviews
chap. 362 spoilers Deidara finds himself in trouble, and it's up to Tobi to come to his rescue. Just how far is he willing to go for his sempai, especially when Deidara doesn't want to be saved? TobiDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,977 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Tendresse Enfantin by Lyricism reviews
Hidan thought of Valentine's Day as a stupid, dilusional holiday. Why waste time loving each other when there was a God to adore? After all, He was the only one capable of simple tenderness, right? KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Concrete Angel by natakuchan01 reviews
Sasori has been abused all his life, what will happen when he meets someone in a similar situation. Will things get better or will everything go downhill? AU Deidara x Sasori Don't own characters or songs, being rewritten.HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
His Chain Necklace by cresent-lunette reviews
Hidan says he lost his necklace and he needs Deidara to help him. Yaoi, lemon. HiDei, if you don't like it, don't read it. Rated for language as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Heathen Holiday by Senko Wakimarin reviews
Though neither is a Christian, there are traditions to the holiday that are too good not to try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Line by TeaRStrEak reviews
AbeMiha - Abe's not liking Mihashi's fans.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Graffitti by TeaRStrEak reviews
AbeMiha - Abe liked to think he always kept a close eye on Mihashi, but even he was surprised when Momokan pulled him aside and asked if their star pitcher was being harassed.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Release me, my dearest friend by Chaotic-Fayth reviews
Oneshot, Slash, Spiderman 3. Peter and Harry have had a silent agreement for years that no matter what, they'd come to eachother for certian things.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Smother by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Hidans knows that sometimes you need to be cruel to be kind. [KakuHidan][Borders on AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Psychologist by Lyricism reviews
AU. Deidara seems like the standard new kid to Sasori. But, when the bubbly blond enters his life and brings love, child abuse and his cutting adddiction out into the open, Sasori's life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,699 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Bouncing Back by hiei1317 reviews
Sequel to my story Promise. Please r and r this, but I would recommend reading and reviewing, please Promise first, since it will make more sense. SasoriDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,109 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
Ookiku Furikabutte: Training Session by fiirymist reviews
An early morning, two very tired Mihashi and Abekun....... thoughts
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Manicurist by Lyricism reviews
AU. When Kisame comces to yet another new school, the last thing he wants is to get noticed. But when a kid named Itachi refuses to leave him alone, will Kisame forge something emotional, or just get annoyed to hell?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,946 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Baseball Love: Drabble Requests by Nozomi reviews
[Ookiku Furikabutte or Oofuri][Gen and Slash, various characters and pairings] A number of drabble requests written for the oofurietc livejournal community.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2007
Tease by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Kakuzu has Hidan right where he wants him. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Dendrochronology by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Hidan asks a question Kakuzu can't answer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Reason Itachi killed his clan by Uchiha brothers lover reviews
Sasuke gets scared after a nightmare and sleeps in Itachi's room. That's when Itachi relizes something and decides to change it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beneath by Asidian reviews
Enzai. Evan takes solace in the fact that one person, at least, knows what he hides behind the laughter. Evan x Vallewida.
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
From the Brightest Star by kyuuketsukirui reviews
I Heart Huckabees. A short piece focusing on Albert and the decisions that led up to the events of the film.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
The Ghost Of You by My Sharpie Is Green reviews
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. I have forgotten you, but each time you snake you way into my heart again and put me right back where we started.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
Pokemon Uncut by a crazy hobo reviews
The most inappropriate story in the Pokemon section. Living up to its name, Ash and Gary set off as partners on their journey to become Pokemon masters. Masters with no regard to rules or morals. Who knew drugs and sex could be this fun?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 5/25/2004
Tragic Kingdom by icor reviews
[Sasori x Deidara] “I’m not going to die, Deidara.”From the very beginning, until the very end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Lark by Diamonte-saber reviews
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. In a rage, Clementine goes to Lacuna to erase Joel forever.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2005
Voices by Asidian reviews
Enzai. Nearly a year after Lusca helps Guys to establish his innocence, the boy is still haunted by memories of the time he spent in prison. Yaoi implications.
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/18/2004
The Fox Prince by elincia reviews
A ridiculously stupid parody of the Frog Prince, starring Sasuke and Naruto. SasuNaru, ItaOro
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Infected reviews
Mello and Matt are infected with a disease called addiction. As they work together to get rid of what they both despise in their lives, they realize that that's what is keeping together the most. Mello and Matt. Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Matt, Mello
Death of a Note reviews
Roger gets a note that L wrote after his death that holds many unknown secrets shared between Light and L. Four-shot. Yaoi rated M . Co-written with Kit-chan14. Please R&R.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2008 - L, Light Y.
To Kill a Blasphemer reviews
Kakuzu finally got Hidan to make a Myspace. During the process of editing his details, the Zealot's reaction to Tom was to be expected. Crack!fic. One-shot. Please R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Not Guilty by Reasons of Insanity reviews
When Deidara is being haunted by his past, and undergoing it from his stepfather, how will he react when everything around him changes right before his eyes? Rated M for some Yaoi, Shonnen ai, language, and rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,850 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
One reviews
After Hidan is left underground with Kakuzu dead, and no hope of ever seeing him again, he feels helpless. KakuHi. References are in it. It's really sad. If you're emo, do not read. Flammable. Do not eat. May cause suffocation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
True Art reviews
After Sasori and Deidara have gone on a long assassination mission Deidara realizes what true art is. Sasodei story. Rated M because of some shonen ai. Nothing really, really bad, but I don't want to risk it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete