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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Mortal Instruments.

VERY IMPORTANT: that pretty icon you see over there of the awseome picture is not mine, all credit goes to Sugargrl14 on deviantart, she is amazing, all her stuff is awesome so go check it out

I love love stories, i am a complete southern girl( Gerogia), i love to read and listen to music, i hate the word favortie because i can never pick a favortie, to much is to great, (Alice and Jasper are neck and neck as my favorite Cullens, and than as a couple they're neck and neck with Ron and Hermione for favorite love story), i am a huge Georgia Bulldog fan,

my favorite(arghh) love stories

1.)Alice Cullen and Jasper Hale(twilight)

2.) Ron and Hermione(Harry Potter i almost didn't put this cause i mean come on where else are you gonna find the name Hermione)

3.)Bella and Edward(twilight)

i really don't know what else to put on here i'll think of more stuff later

ok look these are on deviant art and i think there absolutly adorable there called Twilight Animals so go check them out

Twilight Animals

oh kay here are my cullens

Bella: Kristen Stewart (we may as well accept it she's been cast, i think she can manage it too)

Edward: Robert Pattison (he's been cast too, i never really found someone who fit Edward for me, but he's cast so there)

Alice: Rachel Leigh Cook ( she is sooooo perfect for Alice)

Jasper: Trent Ford or Chad Micheal Murry( i think Chad would be really good for Jasper if he grew out his hair again, he's really good at playing a kind of broody character)

Rosalie: Olivia Wilde (she is beyond perfect for Rosalie) if they can't get her though Hayden Panettiere will also work

Emmett: Tom Welling (so perfect for Emmett)

Jasper Hale is absolutly amazing, i am completly in love with him(i'm not crazy, i do know he's a fictional character, i'm being more figurative that literal)

i love relating song lyrics to books that i love

Numb by Linking Park- how Sirius Black feels about his family, Book Five of Harry Potter

Points of Authority by Linkin Park- this goes with one scene in the book Fire Bringer, where the evil tyrant is training his troops, if you haven't read this book i highly recomend it( Fire Bringer by David Clement Davies)

Wings of a Butterfly by H.I.M.- the whole thing about changing Bella and the sacrifice she's making

Butterfly by Crazytown- so perfect for Alice and Jasper, about her saving him from he's old life

Suck My Kiss by Red Hot Chilli Peppers- perfect for Rosalie and Emmett

Everything You Want by Verticle Horizon- how Jacob comforts Bella in New Moon and her trying not to remeber the Cullen's; there's one line that says, "you howl and listen, listen and wait for the, echoes of angels who won't return,"

so many more but i'm tierd of typing

One more thing Favorite Quotes( ahh i love quotes)

"then with the eyes shut looking through the rust and rotten dust, a small spot of light floods the floor, and poors of the rustic world of pretend, then the eyes ease open and it's dark agian" - Forgotten by Linkin Park

i love how that talks about our worlds lack of immagination and creativity, i just love it

You know you live in 2007 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

o0 i have new info, i am now an all out InuYasha fan so i have to add these to my love stories that i love list

1) InuYasha and Kagome- i seriously cannot stand Kikyo, i hate her far more than i ever hated Jacob Black, which is saying something cause for a while i really hated him

2) Miroku and Sango(obvioulsy)

3)Sesshomaru and Rin(adult)- this is actually what got me into the show, i thought they were the cutest couple and he was unbelivable gourgeous(SP?)

4) and or course Kouga and Ayame- he'll come to his senses, and besides i just love the name Ayame it's so pretty

This is a new List of mine: my favorite hot fictional guys-from books, tv, movies or other

1) Jasper Hale from Twilight obviously, i still love him, while other girls what thier prince charming or thier edward cullen or even their jacob black, i want my Jasper hale

2) Sesshomaru from InuYasha - my newest fictional crush, he's so hot and his voice is unbelivably sexy

3)John Bender from Breakfeast Club- he reminds me of this guy i used to be completly in love with, i don't know what it is about him

4) Steven Hyde from That 70's Show- again i don't know what it is i just love him

5) Cain from The Morrigan's Cross Trilogy by Nora Roberts- OMC unbelivably sexy vampire from these books by Nora Roberts

6) Ronald Weasly from Harry Potter- wow he's the only one on my list who could never be considered a bad boy, deep down i am a Hermione Granger so of course i love Ron

7) and finally(for now) Chris Halliwell from Charmed- soooo sexy, and other then that he's like Bender and Hyde i don't really know why

o0 and i saw Sweeny Todd recently and am now obsessed just like i always get, i want to be Mrs. Lovett, she's so awesome, i mean besides the ending, i won't say why in case some people haven't seen it which if you haven't you should see it right away because it is awesome

that's all for now folks

update: new guy for my fictional hot guys list, Zuko, from Avatar

my cousins got me hooked on Avatar, i'm halfway throught the second season as of now, the first episode i saw was the Ember Island Players one, the characters had such a cool bond between them, it's one of my favorite parts of books and shows, is when the characters just have that good chemistry between them not all can pull it off and Avatar does it well so i had to watch it from the beggining, Zuko is my favorite character, then Toph, and i am love Zuko and Katara, they have the best chemistry i've seen in a love story in a long time, i also like Sokka and Suki

UPDATE: so i finished Avatar and needless to say(if you'll read the last two sentences of the last paragarph) i didn't like how the pairings ended up, thank god we have fanfiction, and i have a new list, drum roll please...

The Best Characters Ever- They simply pwn all others, they are the greatest

as of now i have tie between

1. Sesshomaru from Inuyasha- i mean come on, he is amazing, and if he really wanted and it was worth his time, he could kick everyone else on that show ass

and

1. Iroh from Avatar- he is the awsomest, woooooo for iroh, zuko couldn't be luckier to have him as a guide and it takes him way to long to realize that, that's why i got so pissed at him in Crossroads of Destiny, because like an idiot he didn't listen to the best character that show has, Iroh

i will try to think of more amazingly awesome characters to add to this list

and New Love Stories, now that i have finished watching Avatar i can officially put my pairing prefrences(sp?)

Zuko and Katara- seriously they have such amazing chemistry they should have ended up together, but it's ok that's why we have fanfiction, at first i thought i was gonna hate Mai because she made me think of Kikyo(from Inuyasha) at first, but then i saw more episodes with her in it and i loved her bored to the point of sarcasim attitude, so then she became in mind like Jacob Black( from Twilight) where i like them but want them with a different person, and Aang and Katara, i just can't see Aang in a serious romantic relationship with anyone really, i mean i do think he deserves love and romance and a significant other and all that, it's just the mindset they have him on the show, he's not to that point yet, where as Katara is

Sokka and Suki- liked them from first meeting, so cute

Aang and Toph- i'm not sure about this pairing yet, i think they are both way to young for serious romantic relationships, but i defenantly want them to have someone when they're older, maybe i'll read some fanfics of this pairing and see what i think then

So i finished Breaking Dawn withen 48 hours and i had 4 or 5 parts i absolutly loved, and the rest was ok, not my fave in the series, i'll save more detailed(sp?) opinions for a month or so, when most people have gotten the chance to read it

o0 and i went to Barnes and Noble the other day for about 45 mins and spent the time reading the manga Vampire Knight, i got through the first and halfway through the second before i had to leave, and now it's driving me crazy cause i wanna read more, sigh

so i think that's it, i really do want to update my fanfiction but i have to get back into the habit of actually picking up my notebook, i went through such a horrible spat of writers block that i picked other hobbies back up and so now fanfiction has fallen lower on my priority list, plus i just started back in school so...

ok UPDATE:

so Barnes and Nobel online has this cool new thing called MyBN, where you can put your library, like all your books, music, dvds, all that, it's pretty cool, here's mine

http://my.barnesandnoble.com/SarcasticSouthernBookworm-profile/

oh big news my family went to see Wicked it was amazing, i loved it, it was beautiful, visually and audibly

at school we've formed a book club and we named it The Insanity Book Club, how great is that, right now we're reading Nineteen Minutes by Jodi Picoult, so far it's ok, it's very heart wrenching, but i don't really like her style of writing

my new favorite shows are Band of Brothers and Life, Damien Lewis is amazing, if you've never watched them go check them out, in Life he is hilarous, and BoB is just great

wow I haven't written anything on here in a while, today is April 15, 2009, I am currently rereading the Harry Potter Series, this is like the 5th time I've attempted to read all of them all the way through, I've read the 3rd like 15 times, cause it's my favorite, I'm on the 4th one right now. i just got past the unforgivable curses scene, and it's so weird to me the things that i notice now, that didn't even occur to me the second time i read it, like ok in this scene, Neville names the curaitus curse and Moody asks what his name is but doesn't say anything more, at the time you don't know what happened to Neville's parents or who Moody really is, when you learn what happened to Neville's parents you feel bad for him, and you think Moody is just being nice, but later you find out that Moody is actually Barty Crouch Jr. but at the point your thinking about other things, not the unforgivable curse scene, but going back reading it again knowing all the rest of the story, it gives a whole different feel to the scene, Moody is actually the guy who tortured the Neville's parents, to me that is just so, woah

Update: 9/11/09 wow been a while since i updated sooooooo, lets get started

I have a new favorite series, several actually, but one main one, with new favorite characters and love stories

Southern Vampire Mysteries( Sookie Stackhouse Stories) by Charline Harris- I have just one word for you. ERIC.

Eric Northman is my new character that pwns all characters, he's number 3, I LOVE HIM and his gracious plenty

and of course that means I love Eric and Sookie and their blood bond

My three favorite characters from this series are Eric, Pam and Sam. I love all three of them, I can't stand Bill, if you have no idea what I'm talking about go read the Southern Vampire Mysteries Book 1 Dead Untill Dark, and once you've finished the series of books, go watch True Blood the show based on the books

Speaking of True Blood, I love that show, besides Eric Pam and Sam, my faves on the show are Jessica, Arlene, Lafayette, and Tara, o0 and Godric of course, still CAN'T STAND BILL. and from True Blood( whose Season 2 finale is this sunday, omg can't wait) we go to Alexander Skarsgard who plays Eric Northman, wonderfully.

what can i say about Alexander Skarsgard besides (strange swooning noise) he is my new fave actor, and now i want to learn Swedish. he also plays a character from my other new favorite series Generation Kill

On Generation Kill Alexander Skarsgard plays Brad Colbert a Sergent in the 1st Recon Mariens, that invaded Iraq, the show is based on true events, it's amazing, you should go watch it, and read the book if you want, Brad and Ray are amazing.

o0 and a while ago i became an offcial fan girl of Criminal Minds, i had seen it before in channel flipping but never really watched in detail, so i finally sat down and really watched an episode several episodes ago, I LOVE DR. SPENCER REID, I've since watched all of the 1st and 2nd season and most of the 3rd and 4th, and i love Spencer, Hotch, and Garcia, they are absolutly amazing, i also love JJ and Prentis. i used to love morgan, but since he's not so much my fave anymore cause he calls Reid 'kid' all the time

so new favorite hot fictional guys

Eric Northman( Souther Vampire Mysteries and True Blood)- he's a over 6ft tall blonde 1000 year old Viking Vampire, who has the coolest right hand lady PAM, and just i don't know, Eric is just amazing

Spencer Reid( Criminal Minds)- 20 something year old genius, with three Phds, in Mathematics, Chemistry, and Engineering, BA's in psychology and sociology. He graduated from high school when he was 12, and he is so unbelievable sexy cute with his nerdiness. I LOVE HIM

Brad Colbert(generation kill)- i just love him, he is the iceman and he is amazing

one more thing i have to put her in as just an amazing character who i love, i'm not sure she fits in a catergory that i have on here yet, i may have to start a new list, but not right now,

Amazing Characters from random works of fiction

1.) Pam(Southern Vampire Mysteris, True Blood) Eric's vampire child, and his second in command, she's had the pleasure of having lots of sex with Eric, lucky her, she is described as looking like Alice in Wonderland with fangs, she's deadly, funny, incredibly sarcastic, a vampire, and originally British, I love her, she's 19 and bi and everything about her rocks

2.) Alice Cullen( Twilight)- she will be the next on this list, so maybe this list should be awesome female characters, but i don't feel like typing anymore, although now that i've named the list i can think of a lot of girls that can go in it, so the next time i update, i will add to this list,

thank you Pam for giving me the idea, you continue to rock

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Demons and Humans Don't Mix by ShadowOfTheNight101 reviews
OOC characters! Rin is a stripper at the Demon's Lady and Sesshomaru is a business tycoon...what do these two have in common? Absolutely nothing! But that might just change...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,726 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20110 - Favs: 12,956 - Follows: 5,407 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Pure Kismet by GleeDWhoFreak reviews
"Most people think that it if you are a Dom, it automatically means you are a top. And they're not interested in a Dom that dosn't have the same interest." Warning: BDSM and Lemon. Future AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,590 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The End and the Beginning by Petra Todd reviews
Being tied down to an Omega is the last thing Sherlock Holmes wanted. For Molly Hooper, finding an Alpha would set her free. A/B/O dynamics. Kink meme fill.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Pieces of My Heart by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
When Jasper left Texas five years ago, he left Alice broken and hurt. He also left behind a little some thing else. Now he's back, but how will he feel when he finds out all he has missed? All Human. Canon. somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,195 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Red Triangle by Petra Todd reviews
The consulting detective and his blogger need Molly Hooper's help going undercover at a private party. Things get a little out of hand. Sherlock/Molly/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Pirate and The Doctor by Petra Todd reviews
Sherlock Holmes, a very unusual sort of pirate, needs help from a famous physician named Dr. Hooper. Adventure and romance follow, and lots of familiar faces. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,162 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Happiness is an Angry Weasley by Luny Lady reviews
I want someone unexpected, someone challenging. Someone who will be just as much of a surprise. Someone gullible. Out of all the men here at Hogwarts, I've narrowed my choices down to one lad: Ronald Weasley. SLASH. DMRW. M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,424 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
RayvnSkye's Drabbles by Ravyn Skye reviews
A home for some of the many drabbles. Some are inspired by lj comms, some not. CH: 67 - Legacy and CH: 68 - Ukkiyo
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 49,055 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Over Pie by la-rubinita reviews
In which it is proven that the way to Dean's heart really is through his stomach. Rated for language and boys kissing. Written for spn 30snapshots on LJ, grid 15.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Blondes Have More Fun by kathrynw221291 reviews
Dean hears castiel say that he likes blonde hair, so he goes on a mission to impress castiel, and it works surprisingly well. dean/castiel. fluffy stuff, swearing and sex. progresses to smutty stuff. CHAPTER 2 POSTED
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A First Time for Everything by 9091 reviews
Dean Winchester walks into a bar as a virgin. After this, that never happens again. Dean/Other Het . Spoilers: No. Warnings: Dean is underage.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
Gabriel Wanted to be the Bad Guy by Tippens reviews
AU Castiel and his friends play a game...or try to anyway. Dean/Castiel, pre-slash Crowley/Balthazar, one-sided Crowley/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
In Which Castiel Is Flattered by Straight-Outta-Hobbiton reviews
Just a little drabble. The title says it all, I think.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Tie Me to a Purer Movement by Scarecrowqueen reviews
God is in everything, and even this is like worship. Sister-fic to "Tie Your Heart at Night to Mine" but can be read stand-alone. Dean/Cas slash. Observe rating please.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Radar Love by 9091 reviews
Long-distance relationships suck. Secret long-distance relationships suck more.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
In Which Castiel Joins The Glee Club by HigherMagic reviews
Castiel joins the Glee club to help Dean and Sam out with a case, since they're too old and can't sing. Apparently Seraphim can sing - who knew? That and Dean apparently has a little thing for Adam Lambert... Dean/Castiel, Kurt/Blaine.
Crossover - Supernatural & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,800 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Castiel, Rachel B. - Complete
With All The Lights Turned Down by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Childhood - Highschool AU. Dean and Castiel's discoveries in sexuality begin at the tender age of nine. Warnings for underage and sensitive subjects. No child abuse etc though.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
He ain't Loki, he's my father by Madam Mimm reviews
Cas tasks Dean with a task that falls somwehere between baby-sitting and prison-warding. One-shot, unless people demand that more be written
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Complete
Property of Castiel by Angel-Hunteress reviews
Cas sure has a tight grip. Light hand print!kink, light crack!fic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
He always steals my things by Madam Mimm reviews
Anyone notice Castiel has been a bit... weird lately?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Eyesex by TehOpheliac reviews
Dean/Castiel, Crackfic — "So," Dean says sarcastically, staring at a furious Uriel with wide, disbelieving eyes. "You're seriously trying to tell me that Cas thinks we're in a gay relationship and that I'm a cheating scumbag?"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Troubled Water by thecouchcarrot reviews
Dean/Cas multichapter. Set right after the finale. Cas visits Dean one last time, and Dean is angry. Things quickly spiral out of control, and neither knows where this is headed anymore. Now Complete. Ch. 7: Time to say goodbye.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dr Sexy MD by DeanHeartsCas reviews
Dean's favourite tv program is on and Castiel is horny. Cas finds out just how much of Dean's attention Dr Sexy M.D. takes up... slight Destiel. Don't like? Don't read!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Magic Fingers by Neena Varscona reviews
If there's one thing Castiel has learned from his time with Dean Winchester, it's that revenge can be sweet. Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Bella's Crown by Storms reviews
[COMPLETE]The sequel to Bella's Cross...The Volturi have been defeated and chaos rocks the vampires' world. For Bella, Edward, and the rest of the Cullens an interesting destiny awaits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,237 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Bella's Cross by Storms reviews
COMPLETE - Bella gets her wish but now she has a heavy cross to bear for her immortality. Bella becomes the only thing standing in the way of her family being destroyed by the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,676 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/8/2007
Ani ledodi vedodi li by Aesculap reviews
There are a few things that probably will never make it into the Winchester Gospels. Like how do you talk about windows that had been orgasmed to smithereens by an Angel of the Lord? Dean/Castiel with Sam, Bobby, Chuck, Ellen, Jo and Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,549 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Very Gay & Blasphemous Carol by TehOpheliac reviews
Dean & Castiel are not-so-secretly pining for each other. It's enough to make Gabriel roll his eyes & retch! If they want to survive the Apocalypse, they need to stop making goo-goo eyes at each other & fight. The Trickster comes up with a plan. Crackfic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,064 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Midnight's Pixie by arwens-light reviews
Twilight from Alice's POV - chapter 20: Prom de la Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,760 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Dark Salvation by kittenmischief reviews
Edward is a surgeon who recently lost a patient due to negligence. Jasper is Bella's therapist who has an unconventional treatment he's willing to try with Edward to pull him out of the downward spiral of depression. Dom/Sub, AH, AU. This is a dark fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 266,754 - Reviews: 5883 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Camping Trip by In Love With A Dead Warrior reviews
Bella, Alice, and Roslaie are all best friends, who go on a camping trip for spring break, and meet up with the boys, Edward, Jasper and Emmett, who are also all best friends. Usual parings E/B J/A Em/R. Title is still being worked on, all are human. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,265 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Avatar Drabbles by Alice in Wonderless Land reviews
Just a collection of drabbles by Yours Truly. Enjoy! I do not own Avatar. It belongs to Bryke, the idiots. Mainly Zutara. Home of the minific- 'The Air Temple'
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,542 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Twilight? Harry Potter? MIXTURES! by lovely-marshine reviews
This is the story about what I think might happen if the characters from the Twilight series collide with the characters from Harry Potter... it's quite interesting...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007
The Dark Side by Stephycats7785 reviews
Alice is a nomad who has decided to make Forks her new feeding ground. What happens when she captures the attention of Edward and Jasper? Can they convince her to become a vegetarian? Or will she lure them to the darkside? Jasper/Alice/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Alice - Complete
Let the Good Times Roll by Callophilia reviews
A pot on the stove leads to lemons in the summer of 1969! For Eric n' Sooks - Summer of '69 contest. Rated M for a reason.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
I Can't Help Loving You by MGIC reviews
Edward and Bella both work at a law firm together and one night things get a little steamy. AN: All humans! ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Edward, Bella
Family Secrets by sirenastarot reviews
Now Complete! Post BD. Five happy couples live in the Cullen house. Bella discovers a dirty little secret about the Cullens. Rated M for a series of lemons. If you don't like Bella with anyone but Edward, Don't Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,640 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
Do it NOW! by heartsandroses reviews
Bella starts off just trying to get her sexy vampire boyfriend to make love to her, but when things take a turn for the worst how will Bella and Edward handle it? RxR please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,725 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Edward, Bella
Vessel by mysticlake reviews
I am a vessel, nothing more. I am the boat and it is the sea. Spoilers for season 4 finale "To Hell...And Back".
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
After Ever After by Vamp-by-Night reviews
Now that Breaking Dawn is over what's next? Is Edward still a sexy beast? Is Garret still following Kate everywhere? Will the Volturi stike again? And what's with the new sexy Vamp, Jonas? Better summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,450 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After Hours by Sammize reviews
ONE SHOT! RATED M. One Big Lemon. My first one EVER. Bella and Edward work together. Its a sweaty, hot evening after hours and the sexual tension level is about to explode!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aengus by Starshinedown reviews
An entry in Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Bella goes abroad to do research for her upcoming novel. What will she discover while on her trip? All Human, lemon. Nominated at the Eddie Awards for Best Short Story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dance Studio by Meralie reviews
James was a tracker. He gets his kicks from the chase. So when he loses, he doesn't take things well. And decades later, he's got a chance to reclaim his prize. James vs Jasper, J/A. M for swearing, violence and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Cool Rider by OliviaJane reviews
Alice is an aspiring actress. Jasper decides to help her with her lines. Jasper - Black Leather Jacket – Motorcycle – Yummy - Need I say more? AU/AH/OOC/Cannon Pairings. Another cup of sweet lemonade for the Steamy Movie Crossover Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Worshiping Kismet by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Worshiping disaster has its after effects. Edward and Carlisle were more than mere companions in their search for happiness. Slash! Don't read if you're pitted against it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
It started with a kiss by Delima Rose reviews
Their worlds had always crossed. she was the obsessed fangirl, and he was the popular guy. But after one bet leads to a sizzling kiss, the tables have finally turn. They find their world colliding again and again:Let the chase begin. AlicexJasper allHUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,741 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Spank Me, Slap Me, Ink Me Baby by jaxinthebox7 reviews
Boring old Bella decides she needs a tattoo, I think we know who her sexy tattoo artist is. A one shot, turned four-shot Now Complete! AH/AU ExB EmxR JxA Fluffy/Smutty
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Windows by goldenmeadow reviews
Jacob lurks outside the Cullen residence while, inside with Bella, Edward divines his wayward wolfish thoughts. Will Edward retaliate? Follows on from Cake but stands on its own. Sexy angst-ridden EPOV, in character, post Eclipse. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,252 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unwrapped by JoVersify reviews
All Bella wants for Christmas is to be immortal and The Cullens are gonna give it to her! First fanfic foray - For jandco & WtVoC's A Very Cullen Christmas Contest. One-shot. Read this flaming pile of excrement at your own risk! TONS OF RIDICULOUS CITRUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Random act of Supidity by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Five vampires and one human play a movie quote game, first one to laugh loses. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Tis Better To Receive by Thallium81 reviews
Here is what you asked Santa for: upthedownslide & thallium81's entry to wtvoc & jandco's A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Challenge. Twilight isn't ours.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,634 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward - Complete
Setting The Table by ashel-13 reviews
Oneshot. All Human. Lemon. Bella and Edward celebrate their first Thanksgiving together as a married couple. Co-written by HaydenMCullen and ashel-13.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
JxHQ: Snuff by princessebee reviews
An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
36 SessRin Fairy Tales by Ravyn Skye reviews
This is a collection of drabbles written for *my* LJ community, 36iyerotictales. There will be 36 drabbles here when complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008 - [Sesshomaru, Rin]
JxHQ: Manifestation by princessebee reviews
Doctor Harleen Quinzel gets a visit from her darkest desire. Warnings for very strong themes.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Seducing Edward: A Bella Swan Challenge by xshear reviews
Bella's looking for a job, Alice is looking to teach Edward a lesson and all Edward wants is to get laid. A short, multi-chapter fic that's completely OOC on all characters. Oh, and it's full of smutty goodness. AU HUMAN people.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,639 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Careers Advice by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward has a meeting with Bella, it quickly escalates into more than just words. Extreme Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What she does best by Ravyn Skye reviews
Rin's just doing what she does best... So why is Sesshomaru not amused? Gift!Fic for the lovely Kirayasha aka Kira, author of Teo Torriatte, a wonderful Sess/Rin fic! She wanted me to write a cute, short, waffy moment from Rin's childhood, so here it is.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Finally Please by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot For Edward's Dirty Talking Contest. Bella is a stripper at a club when edward decides after her last dance he will make a real unforgettable impression.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Red Kagome, Plumespixie's MST take on it by Ravyn Skye reviews
HUMOR FIC! Inuyasha, Sess, Kag, Mir, San and Rin are forced to make funny commentary about a badly written fanfic. CRACKFIC, HUMORFIC, based on the same idea as the tv show 'Mystery Science Theater, 3000'... Give it a chance, I swear, it's hilarious!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Inuyasha - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mr Billionaire by TheWorldGoesRound reviews
Edward and Bella are getting married only this time it is not by choice they are betrothed. What happens when they get married by force will they fall in love or will it all go down in flames RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS! ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,376 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008
Pianists by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Jealousy is a glutton when it to comes to vampires. OOC lemon one-shot ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Smile For Me by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
My First Year as a Cullen by My-Bella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
You Play With Fire & It's Gonna Burn You by Mezzanottex3 reviews
ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 210 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Indulge In The Wine by venomoxide reviews
I don't have as much self control as she seems to think but, her innocence seems to know exactly how I feel." Rated M for swearing, suggestive themes and adult situations. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
To Continue by Stargazing BasketCase reviews
“So remind me. Why are we going back to school after a year of roving the world and defeating evil?” And how exactly do you pick up the pieces of a shattered life and just keep going? After all, to continue is the hardest task of all. RWHG HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,141 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Hurricane Season by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when the Cullen family decides to go visit Texas and end up stuck in a hotel room for hours because of a hurricane? Drama and comedy ensues. Authored with Whynotjasper. Rated M for a reason folks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,468 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
The Way It Was Meant to Be by Lady of Romance reviews
My version on how the Avatar movie should have ended. Zutara...Rated M for a reason. Don't like, don't read! //*Finally Complete*!//
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,954 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Needs and Wants by averysubtlegift reviews
All human. B/E Edward and Bella meet, but Bella has a long-distance boyfriend named Jacob. Will the course of true love run smooth? Does Alice know more about the future than she's letting on? Fluff, drama, and "lemonade".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 148,685 - Reviews: 2623 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
A Woman Scorned by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
All Vampire. Bella and Edward get in a fight, and Edward wants to show her who's in control. Just some smut, angry sex because it's the best. One-shot. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Nesrine reviews
Edward decides to take Bella on a ride she'll never forget. M/F, Edward/Bella, LEMONTASTIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Averse Odium by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Physical ailments are unknown to those who are vampires, but what of the subconscious and mental illness? Rated for rape, and by someone everyone will hate me for. ExB Second and final chapter added!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
The Call of Blood by sesshomaruloveralways reviews
SEQUEL TO A NEW LOVE IN A NEW LIGHT! Edward and BElla are finally married, but will the Volturri get in the way? What will happen to Charlie and Renee? Character Death and Lemons in this story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,012 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Second Lives by shanejayell reviews
Kagome's class trip leads to a shoking discovery... Kikyo wasn't the only one reincarnated.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Sango, Miroku - Complete
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8346 - Favs: 7,473 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
To Hell and Back by Maria Sophania reviews
InuYasha and Kagome finally got it right. But there's a promise InuYasha still has to keep, regardless of the state of his own happiness... Inu/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Only the Best Lessons by Joker and the Thief reviews
As a father-like responsibility, Sesshoumaru teaches his Rin only the best lessons in life. rated K, some humor and fluffiness. Enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Forever and Always by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Serendipity. Picks up a few days after that one ends. Follows Edward's and Bella's journey. All Human, and Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,110 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Just come to me once, then I can let you go by twilightened reviews
Set after Eclipse. Jacob comes home struggling to let Bella go. He takes her to a secret place where they spend one final steamy day together before Jacob can finally give her up. Will Edward forgive her? New Chapters added. Please, mature readers only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,004 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
Teenagers by Sincerely Alex reviews
What happens when Bella is left home Cullen's house,alone while the Cullen's are out hunting?With a plasma flat-Well,Emmett's tv and the Fuse channel?For my best friend Alisa, because she LOVES Gerard Way.Due to demand, I will Cont.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Condemned Pleasure by LilxAsianxInsanity reviews
Condemned;taken without permission or consent especially by public authority. Condom;a sheath commonly of rubber worn over the penis. M; Sexual Innuedo
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
JxHQ: Fetish by princessebee reviews
He was her fetish. It was as simple as that. It was a matter of all the little things, and all the little things made up him. Written for lj community psych 30's 'fetish' prompt. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Untill My Return by Imae reviews
Placed in the safety of a village, Rin grows up missing her Lord. Even with her undying love and loyalty, she can't help but feel the sad ache in her heart, the doubt that eats at her soul. To live with out your love, only that is torture.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
The Lion, The Bear, and Some Crazy Closets by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Ever wonder what your closet thinks about your clothing? We find out what the Cullen closets have to say! This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3541 - Favs: 4,528 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
He Left Handprints on Her Heart by luvscharlie reviews
Ron plans a special Valentine's Day surprise for Hermione, and the sparks between them fly, culminating in intense passion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,519 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Stupid, Shiny Cullen Cars by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. 'Sexy Cars' takes on a whole new meaning in this one shot about the Cullen family autos. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Bathroom Confessionals by My-Bella reviews
More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Jumping On The Bed by My-Bella reviews
A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Break in the Madness by Ranma15177 reviews
Sometime before Escaping Sol Jasper and Alice were in an interesting situation in a bathroom that belonged to someone else. This is that story. JasperXAlice Smexyness abounds! This is lemony fresh and just in time for Lolly's b-day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Will we ever get caught? by The Super Hyper Sisters reviews
Bella and Edward are enjoying a night in love and almost get caught by Charlie. How will they narrowly escape this one? COMPLETE Sequal in progress.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Forever Gone by KarateChess reviews
Jacob hurt Bella. He hurt her in the worst way. She is now faced with the choice-does she tell Edward what happened, or does she keep it from him to protect Jacob?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Home Improvement Cullen Style by hellopants reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
A Twist of Fate by Savannahbobanna reviews
Edward is unfaithful, and only Jasper is there to pick up the pieces of Bella's tattered heart. When a close call with werewolves drives the vampires of Forks to a rash decision, Bella is the one who suffers the consequences. Bella/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,070 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Perfect Day by nothingleft reviews
Edward and Bella get married. My take on their special day. Sequel to 'Practicing'. Wedding Night will be included, slight lemon. duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
A Lord’s Pride and A Lady’s Heart by curvychick11 reviews
Choosing between the love of a human or his demon pride will cost Sesshomaru one thing or the other.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Hidden Truth by x3Kiome reviews
Bella is 16 years old, she is a normal girl but she seems to ignore everyone else as she grew older. Edward Masen is the most popular boy and football player in school. What if Edward Masen gets a bet, and it includes Bella? Warning: LEMON! : Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,467 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Cowboy Emmett by JollyFray reviews
Due to the suicidal affects of a boring day, the Cullen's take up a little game of truth or dare. Emmett has a long two weeks ahead of him, and the perfect idea for revenge. A humorous story about the trouble Emmett can get himself into. Chapter 6 up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Beg by Princess G-Han reviews
Dean and Bela get it on. Mostly smut. Check it out even if you hate Bela. You might still find it amusing as Dean gives her a very hard time.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Dean W., Bela T. - Complete
Girls Rock Boys by thedemonspawn reviews
I could get any girl I want.: :Yeah? Bet you 500 bucks you couldn't.: :You are so on.:
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Kenny M. - Complete
A New Love in a New Light by sesshomaruloveralways reviews
Bella wants a more physical relationship with Edward. They decide to make a deal. Will they be able to handle the sexual tension that builds? Can Edward keep his control?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,912 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade by BronzeHairWannabe reviews
A series of oneshot lemons between various cullen couples. Rated M for a reason. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,528 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007
In Dreams by aquarpisc reviews
Hermione's been having dreams. Two people have found out about them and threatened to tell. Will she be able to keep them a secret or will the two force her to confront them in reality?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,328 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
His Lips on Hers by johnnydicaprio reviews
He crossed the line - from friendship into something more - at a dangerous time. Now, she's worried, over-thinking and over-analyzing, and he's heartbroken. He's going to have to fight for what he wants - And Ron Weasley has never been much of a fighter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,459 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
A Little Less Conversation by bantam-shine reviews
Hermione and Ron wake up together. Naked and hung over. What HAPPENED last night? Before the epilogue, but after the last regular chapter in The Deathly Hallows. RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter On AOL by QuEeNoFrAnDoM reviews
Harry and everyone get on A.O.L. Just a random story. Rated for swearing and lots of awkward situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007
CrumpleHorned Snorkacks by CatalinaWineMixer reviews
Crack!Fic. A year after the war, Draco is visiting the sextet at their flat in Diagon Alley. While there, Draco discovers exactly what it is to find a CrumpleHorned Snorkack. Sexual content. Canon couples.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Not Your Average School by TeeNa3 reviews
Hogwarts isn’t your average school of magic, so come to see what happens when the Firewhisky flows, Quidditch jocks get every girl they want and wild nights of partying replace the studying.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Gred and Forge by Starkiller reviews
It was the greatest prank the Weasley twins had ever pulled off. Spoilers for Deathly Hallows, Fred and George centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Homecoming by kirayasha aka kira reviews
AU story centering around Jakotsu where everyone is not only human, but older as well and his return from the hospital and the homecoming party that Bankotsu throws for him. Rating is for language & mature theme.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,906 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Jakotsu, Bankotsu - Complete
I Died Today by totallymindless reviews
I died today, stood there and watched my soul drift away. [Now, AU.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Ron and Hermione: A through Z by ronandmion4ever reviews
One drabble for every letter of the alphabet, featuring our favorite ship, Ron and Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ironic by sillybella reviews
Alice POV about Edward leaving Bella in New Moon. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
By Any Other Name by sillybella reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight. Pointless, funny fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Blissful Escape by gohokies reviews
Updated: Chapter two is now up. With HarryHermioneGinny threesome. Rated M for sexual content. Ginny and Hermione escape upstairs in the Burrow and Harry accidentally walks in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Edward's Lusty Lusty by xYOURSxxTRU3LYx reviews
What happens when Edward and Jasper fight? How do they actually fight? With words or do they use their powers against each other? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
Thanatos by JPx reviews
OneShot. It's a few months after HBP, Hermione wakes to a surprise. RHr with a hint of HG. Not suitable for small children or the squeamish. Sexual content, but not porn. Character Death, Dark Fic, etc. etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Birthday Lemonade Happy Birthday Darien by searchingformydarien reviews
It's Darien's brthday! Actually this story is a day late. It's darien's birthday, how will he spend it? I wrote this for him. DS Lemonfirst one please tell me what you think R&R
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Run by strawberryfinn reviews
[COMPLETE]. It's September 11, 2001, and Cody is stuck in the World Trade Towers while Zack's in Boston. Zack comes to realize they won't be together forever. WARNING: Death Oneshot songfic to Run by Snow Patrol.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Enough for Forever by Esmett reviews
When Bella is Changed at the prom, the unthinkable happens. All characters are property of Stephenie Meyer. I just borrow them!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
Free Again by AnimeAries402 reviews
Prince Zuko has been looking for the Avatar for two years, having no success. He finally gets a way to come back to his kingdom and bring back his honor. But, what does it have to do with the missing Water Kingdom princess?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,059 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Deevolution of Sesshoumaru's Face by Vantrika reviews
Rin has always wanted to have a house and a family and kids and she wants to be a mommy and...WHO'S supposed to be the 'Daddy!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Sesshomaru's Children by MomsDarkSecret reviews
Sesshomaru's companion Rin has grown up and become the mother of his children, but when his past causes trouble for her and the children, Inuyasha and his companions must step in to help. COMPLETED.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,200 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Complete
Nightmares by aquarpisc reviews
A one shot fic. Hermione's POV. Hermione hears Ron having a nightmare and demands he explains or else. Has she gone too far this time for her own good?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Innocent Until Proven Guilty by Ali B reviews
Ever since her eighteenth birthday, Kagome has noticed changes in her body and mind...but it not only her body she’s looking at...oh, Inuyasha, where did you get to...? [KagInu] [One-shot] [Warning: Citrus Content] [Complete]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Harry Potter and the Florinese Dream by Lady Norbert reviews
A crazy crossover of Harry Potter and The Princess Bride, featuring Ron as Westley, Hermione as Buttercup, Harry as Inigo, and Draco as Humperdinck. Special guest appearances by Hagrid as Fezzik and Dumbledore as the narrator.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/30/2001 - Published: 12/8/2000 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Twelve Days by Emma Flynn reviews
Here's my little bit of RH fluff for the holidays. Please rr and Merry Christmas to all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2000 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Chance Encounters by Meg Kelley reviews
Harry visits London at age five, and meets his friends for the first time.... but he doesn't know it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2000
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Mommie Dearest reviews
SPOILER ALERT! for City of Fallen Angels. Major crack!fic. Pretty short. What did Simon do to piss off Magnus?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Simon L., Magnus B. - Complete
Bloody Valentine reviews
life without her hurt so much, i had a plan, and it was time to go through with it Jacob can't let Bella go, what will he do to try and have her to himself now been put on M for language sorry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Jacob - Complete
An Afternoon with the High Warlock reviews
Alec spends an afternoon with the High Warlock. Set sometime during City of Ashes, maybe before the 'fell on your neck' coversation Alec has with Jace. The charactes don't belong to me. Partially inspired by Kurt and Blaine's kiss on Glee.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Hermione's Howler reviews
Songfic ok set after DH a little AU i'm not gonna tell you what song cause that would ruin the story so read to find out
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
An Involuntary New Life reviews
a new person joins the vampire world whether she wants to or not can the cullens help her, how can this one girl effect the vampire community, may end up being M eventually
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,766 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007
A Wish Come True reviews
When you wish upon a star, This is what happens when i meet Jasper and Edward, The M rating is for stuff that comes up later
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Jasper, Edward
The Oracle reviews
this is a story i wrote a while ago, but just got around to typing PLEASE READ AND REVIEW an oracle comes to Hogwarts and gives the students a taste of thier futures
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Twilight Inspired Poems reviews
these two poems i wrote were inspired by Twilight so i'm putting them up, i might write some more so i'm leaving it open and the rating might change
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008
Meant To Be reviews
Never bet against Alice, it's a waste of time. Alice has always known Bella was special, her becoming part of their family was just meant to be. cute little one-shot, please read and review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight songs baby reviews
i'm so bored and these are cute and funny but horrible at the same time further explination inside PLEASE PLEASE READ thanks
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/29/2007
When i get there reviews
Song fic Hermonie is tired of waiting on Ron. She decides to leave so she can get away and start over
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words reviews
ok i don't even know how to sumarize this, Lily finds a photo that leads to an interesting discovery, probably not the Lily your thinking of. written before DH so it's AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
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