Author has written 21 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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I've learned from watching Yu-Gi-Oh!:
Egyptain guys like taking off their shirts or just choose not to wear them period.
British guys...don't take of their shirts. Huh, I wonder why...
Hikari's are always super cute, some even to the point of being hot.
Yami's are usaully the hot ones, with a couple exceptions.
Motorcycles= best way to travel.
Egypatins were bad at math. Example: they sacraficed 99 people, but only got 7 pieces of gold.
Be careful who you make have a grudge against you; that grudge could last forever.
A hurricane 300,000 miles in diameter heading for a heavily populate area is nothing to get worried about.
The military would prefer High School students to fight against crazed psychos and save the world instead of them.
(From the manga) Firefighters in Japan can't save you from a burning building if there's a fire in the way.
If a fat guy suddenly get's fatter and starts to float, hop on his back and take him out for a spin.
If you've figured out you can fly, don't tell your friends and just do it. It's fun to see their reactions.
Tea is a B*EEP
Things I learned from Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged:
No one can beat Brooklyn Rage.
Duke has a theme song.
Grandpa Mutou is having an affair with Black Luster Soldier (Who, if anyone has noticed, Yami Yugi cosplays as in one of the episodes. That's...kind of creepy, isn't it?)
Shadi is racist
Friendship can do anything
Mako is a Freaky Fish Guy
Yugi is not a baby panda (which still shocks me)
Malik is Kira. I mean Marik.
Yami Yugi's power doesn't come from his leather pants but from his leather shoes.
Tristan's voice gives him super strength.
Ryou's not gay, he's british.
Yami bakura's not British, he's gay.
Zorc and Pals is an excellent show.
Odion likes Gummi Bears.
Kaiba can screw the rules because he has money, and green hair.
Anubis is a fail villain. He has too many muscles.
Mai's boobs are real...never mind. I don't believe that.
Yami Yugi can kill milkshakes and send them to milkshake prison.
Trsiatan's name is now Tristan "Timothy" Taylor.
Slifer is an executive producer.
Tea is a B*EEP.
Things I've learned from reading Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfiction:
JoeyxKaiba is really popular to write about, but really creepy.
Any horrible and vicious disease you can think of, Yugi's gotten it.
People really like reading Yaoi.
Killing Yugi or at least putting him through extreme pain is fun, but makes you feel super guilty.
Having a yami is totally normal and cool.
Tea is a B*EEP.
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