Eccentric Samurai
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Joined 07-22-07, id: 1332474
Author has written 2 stories for Cowboy Bebop, and Naruto.

I've been here for a little while, so I guess I might as well tell you all a little bit about myself!

Name: Eccentric Samurai (Real name is classified. Sorry folks.)

Age: Classified, but I'm in my late teens

Gender: Male

School?: I graduated from high school this year and I recently started community college. Do I like it? Yes I do!

Height: Tall

Hair: Long and very dark

Eyes: Very deep brown

Clothing: I tend to go for whatever I can get. I favor black silk shorts and a cutoff biker vest made of denim. Sometimes I wear a jaunty kerchief around my neck. Yeah, I have kind of an old school punk look and I like it XD!

Hobbies: Writing fanfiction, practicing my martial art, watching TV, playing video games, going on the internet in general, going on Wikipedia a lot, reading books, listening to music, having deep discussions with other people, meditating.

Music: Classic rock, certain forms of modern rock, very specific rap and hip hop songs (they have to hit just the right spot for me to like them), J-Pop.

Likes: See hobbies, martial arts and hand to hand combat in general, my psychology class, my sensei, red meat, Italian food, tempura shrimp, soba noodles, milk, fruit, sleeping in, Kendo, manga and anime, Asian culture and customs.

Dislikes: Ignorant people, high school thugs who think they can fight (key term being THINK), martial artists who don't put their heart and soul into every one of their techniques, people who do not accept others simply because of who or what they are (if you ever do this to anybody, I'll come looking for you...), pop music, angsty/dramatic/I-am-going-to-break-down music like Linkin Park (I FREAKING HATE THAT CRAP), anybody who says Ed in Cowboy Bebop isn't cute (yeah, I'm a pretty stoic guy, but even I wanna give Ed a hug ).

My opinion on fangirls: I don't have any problem with them. I once had on online friend who was a major fangirl. It didn't take me long to notice the majority of writers here are girls, no offense to them. The only type I have a problem with are the type who have very... deep obsessions with characters. Believe me, I have seen EXTREME cases of anime Otakus, and it's NOT pretty. So as long as you don't have some semi-psychotic obsession with Kurama, Hiei, Kyo Sohma, or the suchlike, I have no problem (I.E., if I killed one of them in a story, you would not go on a flaming rant in a review). Just wanted to clear that up.

Martial Art Practiced: Shotokan-ryu

Ranking: Nikyu (Brown belt)

Various Quotes Reflecting My Personality/Beliefs:

Family! Our families determine who we are, determine what we're not. All of our relationships with everybody we ever meet for the rest of our lives is based on the way we relate to the members of our family. No wonder the world's so (BEEP)ed up.
-Augustus Hill, Oz

Checkmate fool!
-Cypress Hill

Respect my authoritah!
-Eric Cartman, South Park

WHATEVA! I do what I want!
-Eric Cartman, South Park

Nothing good comes from the Earth anymore.
-Jet Black, Cowboy Bebop

Art is the proper task of life.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs, it is the rule.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

If faced with an attacking opponent, you're probably thinking "I'm going to punch him/her in the face." Why do you always want to hit the person in the face? And why with a punch? Is there something symbolic in that?

Do I have any addictions? I've never been addicted to drugs, alcohol, or anything like that in my life. My biggest addiction has always been getting angry. Yep, anger was my addiction! But I'm over that now and it feels good!

Put your mind to it and your can do anything! Anything at all...

You ever heard of something called "originality"? You could use some of it! BADLY!

You say you'll punch me in the face if I make you angry. I say I won't argue with you or fight you, but if you try to hit me, your entire body is nothing but one giant target with multiple areas for me to exploit. I also say if you try to hit me, I will defend myself and will not hesitate to crush you.

Am I enjoying this? Yes I am. A LOT.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention the manga/anime I liked! Here's the list!

Favorite Manga/Anime:
Cowboy Bebop
YuYu Hakusho
Ranma 1/2
Blue Submarine No.6
Rurouni Kenshin
Fruits Basket

Yeah, I'm a guy and I like Fruits Basket. That doesn't mean anything, you hear me? It means nothing! It just says that I'm an original and not afraid of what the world thinks of me.

I also like a variety of regular TV shows, but I'll tell you those some other time. My two favorite shows are Oz and The Sopranos (Is that a bit morbid? I bet it is.). Well, that's about it for now. See ya!
-Eccentric Samurai

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Ryouga vs the Road Runner by Rowan Seven reviews
The title explains itself.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Ryoga - Complete
What? No More Meat! by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
A funny little oneshot on what it would be like if the Straw Hats had no meat and couldn't find any anywhere. Guest appearances by Ace, Shanks, and Zeff!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Luffy - Complete
There's A Hole In My Ceiling by DimensionGatel reviews
Rated T just to be safe. Just a little fic of Edward Elric getting what he really needs. Warning: Contains Spanking! Don't like? Don't Read! Thank you.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Escape by Amadoni reviews
If she kept on running, she just might make it. After all, she'd be safe at home. Warning: this is a dark oneshot. Rating and genres were chosen for a reason.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Dancing by gabriel blessing reviews
One of my old fics from back in the 90's. Ranma has always loved dancing. But there are some dances that are not meant to be danced, some things not meant to be known.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Naruto's Rant by Tattoo Alchemist reviews
Sakura asks Naruto to bring Sasuke back, but Naruto, having realized something about Sakura, gives a very different answer from the one we all like to hear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Out Of It by Ms Trick reviews
After trying to kill his brother, Sasuke is declared a sociopath and ends up as roommate to Naruto in a mental institution. NaruSasu. SEQUEL: 'Landing'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,445 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Pains of Peanut Butter by PhoenixClaw reviews
When Team Gai takes a vacation, things quickly get out of hand when Rock Lee finds himself pitted against a rather unusual opponent. Can the youthful green clad shinobi overcome this terror in the cupboard, or will he succumb to a most jarring experience?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
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Too Far reviews
UPDATED! Sakura says something inhumanly cruel to Naruto, not knowing her words have sent the young ninja down a horrible path of self destruction that may result in more than just his spirit dying...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,124 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U.
Bogeyman Boogie reviews
The Bebop crew are being stalked by a mysterious adversary. But how are they supposed to defeat an enemy who only comes out at night and isn't even human?
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007
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