hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 07-22-07, id: 1332511, Profile Updated: 06-19-16
Author has written 51 stories for Invader Zim, Naruto, World War Z, Azumanga Daioh, Lucky Star, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, My Little Pony, and Call of Duty.

Hello, I guess. You can call me Dr_Lovekill, mad scientist extraordinare, paranormal investigator, Civil War cavalry Lieutenant, prepper, ex-scientist, weapons collector, military historian, ex-security guard, writer and all around random guy.

Now, a little about myself: I am a certified parapsychologist, and have an honorary doctor of cryptozoology and ufology, and I'm getting ready to work on my doctorate in metaphysics. I used to run one of the largest privately funded paranormal science research labs in Texas. Now, I run a museum of the strange and unusual in Kentucky.

I'm a Civil War reenactor. If you wish to address me by my rank, at reenactments, I go by 1st Lt. Drake, 12th Texas Cavalry. I portray a Confederate cavalry officer, and my great-great grandfather, Colonel William Henry Parsons raised and commanded the 12th Texas Cavalry during the Civil War. Here's a bio on my historical portrayal:

Name: 1st Lt. Drake. Just Drake. No questions asked.

Command: Squad commander of G troop, 12th Texas Cavalry. My squad specializes in guard detail, provost duty and during battle, swift dismounted attacks to the enemy flank and rear, and rear guard/delayng actions. The latter usually gets me 'killed' in the battles.

Home: Fort Gates/Gatesville, Texas

Past Occupation: Texas Ranger, 2nd US Dragoons.

My Bio

Simply put, I currently live in Eastern Kentucky. I lived in Texas for a while. I left Texas, but Texas never left me. I'd like to move back one day. TEXAS!

I have a fiancee, who actually writes on ff.net under the name otherrealmwriter Sorry ladies, Drake's taken.

I have a young 'un, who also writes on here under the name ShadowBudder239 Thanks for getting me into MLP, angel. _

How old am I? Probably too old to be watching MLP and trying to be an idealist. Heheh.

What do I look like? Humanize Drake and add a 'stache and a goatee, and you can pretty well guess. Down to the stetson with the cavalry sabers.

I am Descended on my father's side from Col. William Henry Parsons, CSA, commander of the 12th Texas cavalry. He was a fiery, bulldog of a soldier, and once took two regiments of cavalry against a Federal Ironclad. One of his sons was cavalry on the frontier, his son was cav in WW1, his son was cav under Patton in WW2, his son was Special Forces in Viet Nam, attached to the Air Cav. Long line of horsemen, huh? If you ain't cav, you're hoofing it.

On my mother's side, I am a descendant of John Harrington, the gent who, in 1596, invented the quasi-modern concept of a flushable toilet, and was promptly kicked out of England because it terrified the queen. Thomas Crapper got all the credit, but Harrington did in fact invent the toilet a full 300 years earlier. A crappy little family history, there.

My favorite bands are Third Eye Blind,My Chemical Romance, Green Day, and Matchbox 20. My favorite movies are nearly anything supernatural or Sci-Fi, as long as it's believable (I like Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind, War of the Worlds, Dog Soldiers, and Jurassic Park, to name a few).

I used to be a big Invader Zim fan, as you can tell from my works, but about a year ago, I discovered My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic. Oddly enough, now I have a rack of weapons, and a shelf of MLP collectibles in the same house, a testament to my strange nature, I guess. I've been without a computer for a year now, and so I've amassed over a dozen MLP fanfics that just need to be typed out and posted. I will be doing so over the next year, and probably garnishing my MLP fics with a side of The Walking Dead fics, and maybe some Gravity Falls fics. I may even attempt a few more crossovers, as I've always been good at them.

A good deal of my stories may contain alot of scientific terminology, theories, and technical jargon, and I admit that to some readers unfamiliar with science, my works may seem just as incomprehensible as trying to read Michael Crichton. I'm also a cynical, pessimistic doomsayer of the worst caliber, with the intelligence to back up my claims that chaos and instability are inevitabilities in every facet of life. I try to mirror this in my stories as well.

My Pony OC

As you will see, the majority of my MLP fics contain or center around my OC, Lieutenant Drake. FOr those of you interested in such things, I wish to include a bio of Drake. He's not really a particularly powerful, standout character, and mirrors my strengths and weaknesses nearly perfectly. Like me, he's usually just a random dude who finds himself in the right place at the right time, or at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Name: Dragoon Sabre, aka; Drake, aka; Lieutenant Drake

Gender: Stallion

Age: 29 at the beginning of the FIM storyline

Type: Earth pony

Coat: Nearly stark white

Mane and tail: Black

Eyes: Brown

Cutie Mark: Crossed cavalry sabres

Occupation: Former 1st Lt. Equestrian Military, G Troop, 12th Cavalry Rgt. 2nd Frontier Bttn. Currently assigned as Lt. Detective, Pony Criminal Investigative Service, Equestrian Military Police Division

Residence: (Depends on story) Mostly; Small suburb outside of Manehattan

Family (according to my fics): Rainbow Dash (marefriend), Budder Sabre (biological younger sister, and adopted daughter)

Skills: Observation, crime solving, swordfighting, making pancakes

Hobbies: Reading, strong coffee, swords, military history, solving crimes, and hanging out with (and often spoiling) his little sister

Friends: None really. He has a professional rivalry with E.B.I. Agent Rusty Shackleford, a fairly close professional relationship with Princess Celestia. Luna is the closest thing to a friend Drake has, but has a crush on him that Drake constantly acts oblivious to, and attempts to downplay. He respects Luna, and enjoys her companionship, but has no romantic feelings toward her. His long-time rivalry with Shining Armor began in Military Academy, and isn't genuine animosity, but simply the rivalry between two soldiers who constantly try to outdo one another.

Now for links!

Have ghosts? Seeing UFO's? Strage things happening in your area? Bigfoot in the garage with the ole' beltsander again? Or are you interested in talking about paranormal science? PM me or drop me an E-Mail or letter describing what's going on.

Dr. David Harrington zombie_merc@yahoo.com

Bluegrass Institute for Paranormal Research


The East Kentucky Museum of Mysteries

2618 Ky. Hwy 302 Van Lear Ky. 41265

Serious inquiries ONLY. Using US mail for prank purposes is a federal offense, and will be reported.

I realize that many of the authors on ff.net are minors, so if you wish to contact me, and are under the age of 18, I require that you obtain permission from a parent or legal guardian to do so.

Here are some paranormal-oriented sites that I am either affiliated with, or think are worth of mention:

The Mutual UFO Network, the largest UFO investigative group in the U.S.

m Used to be a member. Shadow Research specializes in mysterious aerial phenomenon and governmet conspiracies

TAPS. You know them better as the chaps from "Ghost Hunters." I respect them professionally. They are some of the best investigators out there. My love for TAPS stops there.

The source of most of my equipment.

Zombie Squad, the leading zombie elimination organization

A website for all things cryptozoological. From Nessie to the chupacabra, you'll find it here.

I have some Invader Zim fanart on DA, if you want to give it a look:

And now...PASTY things!

If you think liking MLP is a rational choice of entertainment material, and the militant bronies and militant anti-bronies both need to shut the hell up and learn to live and let-live, repaste this into your profile

If you think the government has covered up the existance of extraterrestrials, paste this into your profile.

If you think the guys from TAPS are a bunch of sellouts who are in it for the fame and money instead of the science, paste this in your profile.

If you'd believe a drunken hobo before you'd believe the government, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever seen a ghost, paste this into your profile.

If you think you've been abducted by aliens, paste this into your profile.

So, this is me. Do you love me yet? No? Good. Enjoy my works and review the bollocks out of them. Well, cheerio, and thanks for getting to know me.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Fallen Eagle by Captain Alaska reviews
When a mysterious craft crashes near the Ponyville Lake, Princess Celestia, Luna and 5 of the Mane 6 investigate and find a human near the wreckage. They promptly bring him to the hospital where he awakens frightened & alone. To help him adjust to their world, Applejack volunteers to take 'Cougar' in at her farm. But what happens when the two strike up a very close friendship?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 81 - Words: 835,679 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 10/14 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Applejack, OC] Rainbow Dash, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
A Date For Sawyer by Erich Zann III reviews
Sawyer has a job for the Lagoon Company... Well, for Rock in particular. But it's not a typical job of larceny, murder or intimidation. She wants to go on a date with Rock. Rated M for sex in later chapters and violence.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,596 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/27 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Rock, Revy, Shenhua, Sawyer
Marine in Equestria by jak3combat reviews
I was supposed to defuse a simple IED. Or blow it up, either way. Because of a sniper, I failed my mission, more or less. Now I'm in a new world, trying to survive. I have to deal with emotional equines, my own feelings, and the other humans who end up in this world through the same way I did; dying. Rated M for the stuff going on later on in this story, plus some lewd scenes.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 109 - Words: 234,262 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Princess Celestia, OC
The Broken One by Picta Vulpes reviews
Jackson awoke to blinding pain unable to move in a strange new land inhabited by talking animals with no recollection of anything that came before. What adventures will he find as he tries to discover who he is? Rated M for language, violence, drug and alcohol use and sexual content.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 132 - Words: 258,853 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 12/19/2017 - Fluttershy, Applejack, Princess Celestia, OC
I'm A Pony? by Ashbel Longhart reviews
A young starting to be brony get's transported to Equestria. That line would have been a great way to start a summary if it wasn't for the fact that I WAS THE ONE THAT GOT TRANSPORTED! Who ever did this to me can go fuck themselves. *A Self-Insert* Rated T to be safe.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 235,012 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Twilight Sparkle, OC
Between Love and Apathy by otherrealmwriter reviews
After treating Itachi's illness,Konan and Itachi fall in love and start their own family. Sasuke is still after revenge. One day while on the quest for Itachi, Sasuke hears his name seeing Itachi and his son and rethinks revenge ItaKon and SasuKarin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,968 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Karin U., Konan
The Wheel and the Butterfly A Dan X Pinkie Pie Saga by Justice4243 reviews
A former pink pony finds herself in a new, hostile world and a new friend who's perhaps even more hostile. A small, angry man finds himself with a new friend he didn't want. Can they make it through this new misadventure together, or is it the universe that needs to watch out for them? Cover art used with permission from Technaro.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dan Vs. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 191 - Words: 704,264 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/14/2017 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Dan, Chris, Elise
A Wilting Flower by Terran34 reviews
A Sequel to Tales of the Oppressed. Seth and Rainbow Dash discover an ancient human bunker, where they discover important information. In the distant past, the middle-aged Amaryllis, faced with the imminent destruction of the human race, fights a losing battle against the dark forces of the evil King Sombra.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,549 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/21/2017 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Complete
Call of Duty: Heroes Unite by richtofenking95 reviews
Samantha Maxis launches a plot to tear into the world of reality and to take over it with her armies of evil. Four teenagers must unite with the heroes of Call of Duty and fight back Sam's evil. What trials wil they face? what friendships will be formed? will they claim victory over Sam? only time will tell in Call of Duty: Heroes Unite. I DON'T OWN COD, ONLY MY OC's
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 209,315 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Cpt. John Price, Tank D., Dr. Richtofen, Samantha - Complete
Of Vodka and Cider by UglyTurnip reviews
When Dempsey's poor accuracy sends Nikolai Belinski to Equestria, he has to cope with what he thinks are girly, rainbow-farting ponies. However, when he meets the local town drunk, his point of view might change. Meanwhile, Dempsey tries to fix his mistake and bring Nikolai back home, and Richtofen secretly continues his grand scheme. Berry Punch x Nikolai Belinski. Dramedy.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 89,278 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Tank D., Dr. Richtofen, Nikolai B.
Fog of War by Tealfeather123 reviews
One minute, the 220th Pennsylvania was about to be overrun by a charging enemy regiment, the next they were standing in the middle of a field, in a world of talking ponies. A place where harmony and peace exist, but not for long. For the sound of the drums of war are ringing and its heading for Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,144 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, OC
Until We Rule the World by DraconicSecrets115 reviews
Tanya Dreiser is a German who has been turned into an uncaring, self-reliant woman through years of fighting zombies. She is bent on 'ruling' her palace where she 'reigns' over the Theater of the Dead. What happens when four men, seemingly teleported out of nowhere, land right in her domain? One in particular intrigues her, and she feels conflicted on how to react.- RichtofenxOC.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,529 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Dr. Richtofen, OC] Tank D., Nikolai B.
Tales of the Oppressed by Terran34 reviews
My name is Seth Rogers. I'm your typical college student trying to get a major in computer science. Except that all goes out the metaphorical door when some crazy guy running around in armor zaps me into a land filled with ridiculous looking ponies colored every color of the freaking rainbow. Or all of them, in one case. ... I want them to stay as far away from me as possible.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 133 - Words: 990,863 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Rainbow Dash, Queen Chrysalis, King Sombra, OC - Complete
She Visits Them Every Year by TheWritingChick reviews
Just where are Scootaloo's parents and why doesn't she ever talk about them? Sadly the answer to both questions is because they have passed on. Join Scootaloo as she pays her annual visit to the graves of her two parents...and learn a little something about her and her family in the process.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Scootaloo - Complete
Not a Normal Pony by ShadowBudder239 reviews
The first story of our new friend, Budder. The young, troubled foal stuck in an orphanage at the age of three. Comment what you think, no bad comments, and enjoy! Rated T for dark thoughts that may disturb viewers.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015
Redneck of Roanapur by BigCountry75 reviews
Country has a problem: He needs to get out of the States and fast. With the Law breathing down his neck, he steals a plane and escapes a world away to Roanapur. Shenanigans ensue as Lagoon and the city react to the newcomer's down home antics.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 288,851 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Complete
Those Who Slay Together, Stay Together by Zombiegirl777 reviews
Richtofen, Takeo, Nikolai and Dempsey escape from Der Riese to Kino Der Toten where they meet a girl who saves their lives and proves to be an asset in slaying the undead. Who is she though and why does she know who they are? Dempsey x OC & slight Richtofen x OC
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 95,358 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen, OC
Sleipnir's Big Adventure by BlackRoseRaven reviews
Exiled from Valhalla during a battle against an invader, Sleipnir finds himself in a strange world with no easy way home. But with the help of his new friend, Prince Blueblood, he'll adventure across Equestria in search of a way back to his own world... and along the way, make new friends and teach Blueblood what it means to be a hero.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 318,584 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Prince Blueblood - Complete
Hasbro's Persistence by Matthais Unidostres reviews
When a mysterious cult kidnaps Button Mash and takes him to a mysterious island to be sacrificed, the Mane Six, along with four stowaways, set out to save him and find out why he of all ponies was targeted. However, the reasons behind this may bigger and more malicious than anything the ponies could ever imagine. Title references "Hades Persistence" from Beyblade Metal Fury.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Sweetie Belle, Cutie Mark Crusaders - Complete
A Doctor's Notes by A991807 reviews
The story behind the mask. Abstergo's detailed account of "The Doctor" and his significance during the conflict in the Italian Renaissance.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,352 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Doctor
Malagueña Salerosa by jm1681 reviews
After returning to Venezuela, Garcia and Roberta come to grips with new feelings for one another. The Lagoon Company gets more than they bargained for on a "simple" job for Abrego. Roberta/Garcia, Revy/Rock. Please Review.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,873 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Roberta - Complete
If I Ever Raise My Hand by Uldaren Bardaniel reviews
Two friends say goodbye for the last time, before they are torn apart by fate and war. –Gods and Generals–
Killer Angels - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Reflection of the Years by otherrealmwriter reviews
It is the eve of Itachi's 20th Birthday and he is starting to feel the pain all over again. The pain of being the one to be shamed, the pain of the one being used, the pain of lonliness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Irish Luck by london vixen reviews
Not much is known of Soren's mortal life but it's a nightmare to Soren that stalks his dreams,only, this nightmare is about to become a cold reality as his mortal past catches up with him
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,752 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006
My State of Mind by undergoing malfunction reviews
Time has changed. Now that you're older, you can see the world at it really is. The evil, depression, and temptation it holds. But are you able to handle it? Discontinued.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,926 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Dib - Complete
In Memory by MissDomaYuset reviews
To those of 911. Do not read if you have a hard time reading these. [death]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Ah Zim and Dib Romance by ShamenKing reviews
Rated M, for hot alien sex
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,770 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Zim, Dib
If you want to, I can save you by Taxene reviews
One day Zim discovers a bloody beaten up Dib. He is unable to belive how horrible humans are to one another. He vows that when he brings the invasion only Dib shall be spared. .... ZADR based on a picture by Wicabeth
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,136 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Richtofen and the Ponies or 935 Equestria reviews
A teleporter accident lands Richtofen in a strange new world. Convinced he can use the naive ponies there to build a new Group 935 and continue his bid for godlike power, he finds love in a princess and an uneasy truce with Nazi ponies! Meanwhile, Samantha is driven to hunt down Uncle Eddie with the help of the three remaining heroes. An MPD in Equestria could doom both worlds!
Crossover - My Little Pony & Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,742 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 11/2/2016 - Twilight Sparkle, Dr. Richtofen
One Pony's Tale: The Drake Chronicles Vol 12: The Pinkiepocalypse reviews
The 12th book of the series. Drake, Dash and Budder return to Ponyville 5 years after the events of Volume 3 to see the destruction of the abandoned Sugarcube Corner. But what if the old tenant isn't really dead? What if she's found a way to get revenge? What if there are sub plots where Budder finally falls in love? The final arc of the anthology is here!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,850 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 1/20/2016 - Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, OC - Complete
One Pony's Tale: The Drake Chronicles: Gaming reviews
a Christmas gift to all of the readers out there who have followed Drake's story for almost a year. This one shot finds Drake trying to learn a new skill, and failing miserably. I hope you enjoy.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Complete
One Pony's Tale: The Drake Chronicles Vol 11: The Return of the King reviews
The 11th book of the series. Drake and family are summoned by Princess Celestia to head to the frozen north on a new assignment. Along with a famed artifact hunter, they must retrieve a powerful relic before a sinister cult can use its dark power to bring about the return of a long-feared evil. Will this case finally be the end of Drake...and all of Equestria? Rating may change.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,206 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Rainbow Dash, Daring Do, King Sombra, OC - Complete
One Pony's Tale: The Drake Chronicles Vol 10: The House Guest reviews
Up till now, Lieutenant Drake has faced terrorists, monsters, ghosts and serial killers. When Scootaloo comes to visit Rainbow Dash, he faces one of his greatest challenges yet: having three rambunctious girls in the house for a week! On Pranksgiving! A fun Drake story for all the fans.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, OC - Complete
One Pony's Tale: The Drake Chronicles Vol 9: A Game of Shadow reviews
Part 9 of the series. Drake is summoned by his friend Princess Luna to investigate the mysterious murders of several criminals. Drake, Dash and Budder soon find that this case is not a simple murder mystery, and as they follow the clues and the trail of bodies, they are led closer to a dark and supernatural pony who may be more than a bloodthirsty killer. Rated for violence,
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,866 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 9/9/2015 - Rainbow Dash, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, OC - Complete
The Doctor reviews
Blood...Pain...Death. The plague is ravaging the land, killing all in its wake. In a small house, it is destroying a life...no, it is taking much more than simply a life, it is taking hope. Enter 'The Doctor', the tragic 'star' of our little play. What cure is there to the death when death is the only cure? Ashes to ashes...we ALL fall down. Grimdark. Rated for a reason.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo - Complete
The Drake Chronicles: Messy Manes and Quicksand Quandaries reviews
A little short story taking place between Volumes 8 and 9. On the way to dinner, Drake and his sister Budder talk about killer dolls, giant spiders, and Budder's prevalent and predictable, seemingly predestined, perilous predicament. A little family fun with Drake. Enjoy.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Complete
One Pony's Tale: The Drake Chronicles Vol 8: The Grand Galloping Gala reviews
Part 8 of the series. When international terrorist group CRISIS threatens Princess Celestia, Equestria and the Grand Galloping Gala, Drake and Budder must travel to Canterlot and face assassins, magical creatures, and worst of all...rich ponies. And as Drake runs into his old rival from Military academy, things may get even more interesting.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,038 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Princess Celestia, Shining Armor, OC - Complete
One Pony's Tale: The Drake Chronicles Vol 7: The Haunted Mine reviews
In the seventh installment of The Drake Chronicles, Drake, Dash and Budder travel west to investigate a mystery surrounding a valuable quartz mine. Is it a criminal trying to seize control of the mine, or will the case take on a more...supernatural air? Can the family of detectives solve the case of the abandoned mine, or will the truth behind the chilling crime be their undoing?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,795 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 8/3/2015 - [OC, Rainbow Dash] Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
One Pony's Tale: The Drake Chronicles Vol 6: Hell House reviews
Volume 6 of the series. When Drake, Dash and Budder agree to investigate an old mansion in Manehattan, they stumble across something far worse than a smuggling ring. As a great evil awakens in the house, they find themselves fighting to survive until dawn...and for their sanity. One of the darkest Drake stories so far. Rated for violence and the supernatural.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,171 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Rainbow Dash, OC - Complete
The Drake Chronicles: A Pony's Head reviews
Another little one-shot in the series. Budder discovers her brother working on a murder case, and his experiment proves to be slightly disturbing to the young foal. Hilarity ensues. Based on a scene in Wild Wild West. A cute little Drake and Budder story for the fans.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2015 - OC - Complete
The Drake Chronicles: A Question of Legs reviews
A short story taking place after Volume 5. A small one-shot where Budder admits a phobia, and Drake, Dash and Budder talk about reptiles and arachnids, and how the number of legs an animal has correlates with how creepy they are. A fun little Drake story for all the fans.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Rainbow Dash, OC - Complete
One Pony's Tale: The Drake Chronicles Vol 5: The Weapons Case reviews
Part 5 of the series. Drake, Dash and Budder are sent to Manehattan on the trail of cases of stolen military weaponry. Drake meets the daughter of an old enemy, Budder is culture shocked by a big city, and weapons smugglers may prove to be worse than jewel thieves. The family of detectives at their best so far.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,069 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 5/26/2015 - [OC, Rainbow Dash] - Complete
The Drake Chronicles: Luna's Problem reviews
Another one shot in the Drake Chronicles series. Drake solves a small case for Princess Luna while Budder starts to sort out her own future. Finally...some Drake and Budder quality time! Volume 5 will begin soon. Meanwhile, please enjoy this short story.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Complete
Bring Your Foal to Work Day reviews
Part of the Drake Chronicles. A short, cute little story following the events of Volume 4. Hope all the Drake and Budder fans like this one.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Complete
One Pony's Tale: The Drake Chronicles Vol 4: Drake's Greatest Case reviews
Part 4 of the series. Drake and Dash, now detectives in the employ of Celestia are on the trail of a dangerous band of international diamond smugglers who may start a war between Equestria and Maretania. Amid murder, organized crime and political intrigue, Drake discovers something far more shocking: he has a sibling he never knew about. Rated for language and violence.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 5/7/2015 - [OC, Rainbow Dash] - Complete
A Brief History of the Equestrian Military: By 1st Lt Dragoon Sabre reviews
A short history of the military of Equestria, as written by one of its officers. This work is canon mixed with some fancanon and headcanon, but is probably an accurate representation of military structure in Equestria. Covers the history of the Equestrian army from before Celestia took power until the modern day.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Complete
One Pony's Tale: The Drake Chronicles Vol 3: The Pinkamena Murders reviews
Following the tragic disaster at Fort Mesquite, Lt. Drake is plagued by guilt. Given a second chance, and reassigned by Celestia to investigate a series of disappearances in the town of Ponyville, can he stop a sadistic killer before they strike again? And can Drake let go of his past before it destroys him? Rating will change by the end. Language, violence and adult content.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Rainbow Dash, OC
One Pony's Tale: The Drake Chronicles Vol 2 reviews
Part 2 of a series. Lt. Drake travels to the frontier for his first duty assignment, to command a frontier fort in the badlands. Follow his story as he travels west, visits Dodge Junction, and leads a small garrison of cavalry ponies against a tribe of vengeful buffalo on the warpath. Must read OC-centric fic if you liked Over a Barrel. Rating is for language and violence.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,182 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - OC - Complete
One Pony's Tale: The Drake Chronicles Vol 1 reviews
Part one of a series, following the early years of a regular stallion named Drake. The adopted son of a sergeant in the royal guard, follow him through his foalhood in Canterlot, and join him as he attends school and deals with wealthy ponies. Read as he discovers his talents, attends military academy, and finds who he is amid the background of Canterlot. Ends 10 years before FIM
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Shining Armor, OC - Complete
Live for today, Survive for Tomorrow reviews
Surviving nuclear war is easy compared to adapting to a new, strange world. They call it "The Great Mushroom War", but I call it the moment when everything changed. Do I belong here, or am I just a relic of a forgotten time and place? Rated for language and content. Contains OC/Marceline, and references to war and death. My first fic in a long while, so please review.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012
Terminator: The Konata Izume Chronicles Vol 2 reviews
It's been 6 years,and Konata has been preparing for the war against the machines. But when another terminator is sent to kill her,and yet another is sent to protect her,Konata finds herself in another fight for her life, and that of the human race!
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Konata I.
Terminator: The Konata Izume Chronicles Vol 1 reviews
The war against the machines raged for decades. Humankind was on the brink of extinction, before Konata Izume led the resistance to victory. Defeated, Skynet sent a terminator to kill her in this time. The final battle for mankind begins now. Moved.
Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011
The End of Innocence reviews
A tribute to the people of Japan. Sort of AU. The characters as they experience the quake and its aftermath. Their thoughts and actions as it shakes not only the earth, but the world of Osaka-chan. Written with respect and condolence.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Ayumu K./Osaka
World War Z: The Kentucky Kingdom reviews
A group deep in the hills of Ky. ride out the zombipocalypse to form one of the most successful survival groups to come out of the war. How do they survive and try to build a society amid zombies, looters and internal strife? Please review.
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011
A Fearful Symmetry reviews
There is a circle and a balance to all things, a destiny for the individual and the universe, and we are but a small part of it. Itachi and Sakura find themselves questioning fate, and trying to understand they can't have what they want...each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Last Ninja reviews
Hokage Danzo is making Konaha more modern and civilized. An army of nins led by Naruto is rebelling against Danzo's regime. When a troubled army officer hired by Danzo is captured by the nins, will he help them win their fight, or will they be destroyed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,426 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010
Invader Zim: The Last Full Measure reviews
A time machine sends Zim, Dib, Tak and Gir back to Gettysburg, July 1863. Can they survive the battle, and the horrors of war? As they learn, let us learn about the honor, courage, and tragedy of the Battle of Gettysburg. Rated for violence and language
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 56,984 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009
Invader Zim: The Great Graboid Adventure reviews
Invader Zim/Tremors crossover! While Dib travels to Perfection to study graboids, Zim wants to capture El Blanco to use as a weapon. Dib and Burt soon team up to stop Zim and Melvin from destroying Perfection Valley...and the world.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Dib, Zim
Hidan's Crap Day reviews
I was inspired by a streak of my own bad luck to write this. Basically Hidan has "one of those days" where anything can and will go wrong. What ensues? Lot's of profanity, of course. Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Anbu and the Bandit reviews
Naruto/Smokey and the Bandit crossover! Itachi is back, and he's on the run from a dimwitted Anbu with Temari and 100 cases of sake! In a Trans Am! And why is Kisame driving a Kenworth semi? All this and more. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Itachi U.
The Zim Files: The Truth is Somewhere reviews
X-Files/Invader Zim crossover. Dib's persistence pays of when agents Mulder and Scully come to investigate his claims about Zim. Will Dib be vindicated? Will Mulder finally get his proof? Insanity is imminent!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,359 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Dib
Duty reviews
A short drabble about duty, and how sometimes doing the right thing isn't necessarily doing the right thing. Itachi-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Astrobiological Analysis of the Irken Race reviews
My scientific opinion on the biology, evolution, technology, and possible biological history of the Irken race. Given objectively as a scientific report. Enjoy.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,192 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Nowhere to Run, Nowhere to Hide reviews
Tak returns, driven mad from a year of drifting in space, and she will do anything to see Zim dead. Rated M for Violence, language, and character death.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,089 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Tak - Complete
A Tale of Two Dimensions 2: Crossing the Rift reviews
A sequel to A Tale of Two Dimensions. Tak, Dr. Drake and the team end up in the IZ universe. TakOC, and lots of science. Please read and review.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,493 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Tak
V for Irken Vendetta reviews
Bad title,couldn't think of a decent one.Kind of a V for VendettaIZ crossover.Irkens rule Earth,and a masked revolutionary named V may be it's only hope. V is not the same V from the movie. Full of twists. Rated for death, violence, and mature themes.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,533 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Tak
Cosmic Tears reviews
A drabble about the truth behind paranormal investigation, and how Dib feels, knowing that in Zim, he has it all, and yet has nothing. Dib's POV.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Dib - Complete
Das Brainfeast! reviews
My homage to all things zombie. Zim unwittingly creates a zombie army. Now the IZ characters must team up and find a way to stop the carnage. Rating may change.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,437 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Dib, Zim
A Tale of Tak and Tenn reviews
Everyone just wants smut these days. Well,here is mine. Tak crashes on planet Meekrob, and meets Tenn, who may be her one chance at happiness, or just another chance to fail. Rated M for fem slash and language. In dire need of reviews.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,727 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Tak - Complete
Settling an Old Score reviews
I'm putting my smut on hold until somebody reviews it. I was inspired by a fellow author to write this fic. Tak returns, and finally gets her revenge on Zim. Rated M for violence, and character death.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Tak, Zim - Complete
The Blood Red Flag of Peace reviews
When Tak,now an Irken military officer,finds out her mission was a lie,will she overthrow the only government she's ever served to set things right?OK,Horrible summary.Please read and review.M for language and violence.Plot may offend some.Be forewarned.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Tak
A Tale of Two Dimensions reviews
Written in the POV of an OC named Dr. Drake, who accidentally brings Tak into our dimension. If you like IZreal life crossovers, this one is quite realistic. Review, please.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,129 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Tak - Complete
Push reviews
A fanfic about an abusive relationship between Tak and Dib. Yes, more of my anti love stuff. Based on the Matchbox 20 song push, this may be a little offensive to some. Rated for talk of abuse and implied character death. Be warned. Please review.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Dib, Tak
Back To Good reviews
Pain and dispair can drive two people together, but nothing ever lasts, not even love. In the end, there's always regret, and no way to take back all that we wish we could. And we're left with pain...and dispair. DATR. Reviews, please.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Dib, Tak - Complete
A Chance Meeting reviews
I've wanted to do this for a while. IZXFiles crossover. Dib and Mulder meet, neither realizing the importance the other could have. Isn't fate funny? Please review, I need reviews! Rated T for rather boring dialogue.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Dib - Complete
From the AudioJournal of Bill reviews
Basically, written as a narrative from Bill's POV after he finds Tak crashed on Earth. A new concept in IZFF, BATF. Take it as BATR if you want. Very IC for Bill. Bad summary. Read and review.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Bill, Tak - Complete
Red Queen reviews
When Dib learns the truth about evolution, and our inevitable selfextinction, will he still want to save the earth? Sciencebased. Zim sounds alot like Ian Malcom in this one. Please R&R
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Dib, Zim
All That Never Was reviews
A tragic story about Dib finding Zim gone, and realizing how much Zim really meant to him. No ZADR intended, just a story about loss and regret. R&R if you would, please.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Dib, Zim
A Lonely Road reviews
I've based my first fanfic on the Greenday song Boulevard of Broken Dreams. It is about the battles that Dib really fights in life. As this is my first fanfic, advice is welcome. Be honest.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Dib - Complete
Manager of:
Community: The Invader Tak Fandom...because she's cool
Focus: Cartoons Invader Zim