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Joined 07-22-07, id: 1332558, Profile Updated: 05-31-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Hiya, I'm Cat (Kitty-Cat, Kitty, Cat, Catherine, Catie, Alex, Tyler, Jordan...I basically respond to anything...) :)
I'm state for literary criticism and I'm also apart of many other school-based activites, so basically I have no life. I chose to come on fanfiction when I have this urge to read something Twilight, Mortal Instruments, or Harry Potter-related without actually having to read the books again.

Does anyone ever miss those stupid questionaires? I do. I know most don't but I just LOVE filling them out! ;D
ODD Things about me! (A questionnare I filled out)

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
Up
2. What is your favorite possession?
My computer
3. Do you own a gun?
Not even a watergun.
4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
No, I'm actually not over you so if you could please stop talking to me and then flirting with your girlfriend in front of me. That'd be great.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Yep- weighing and height. I'm always like 2 feet tall and 300 pounds.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
30 Days Till Christmas by nevershoutnever
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
coffeecoffeecoffee
9. Can you do a push up?
Yes! According to the fitness test- I can do three Grade-A push ups.
10. Is your bathroom clean?
uh-huh. Minus the countertop that's messy with different hair products.
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My fleur de lei necklace
12. Do you take painkillers?
Advil for headaches 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
... er, I don't "lure" them... I'm the girl that's notorious for being the best friend.
14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
nope but my best friend does
15. What's your name?
Toi petite amie. haha I wish. Nope, I'm Cat.
16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
John Mayer, Eric Shinski is gorgeous and smart, and tylerstupidfuckeristillloveyou
17. Name the last 3 things you have bought
Kings of Leon CD for Michelle, Zipper necklace for Jordan, and shirt for Hailey
18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
Diet Coke, Diet DP, and 7 Up
19. Current worry?
I'm never going to pass my college final. :/
20. Current hate?
breakfast
21. Favorite place(s) to be?
the INTERNET!! My room, my friend's house.
22. How did you bring in the New Year?
My friend, Hailey's house, throwing up crappy sparkling grape juice
23. Where would you like to go?
Europe, New York
24. Do you own slippers?
yeah
25. What shirt are you wearing?
Cute Is What We Aim For shirt
26. Favorite color(s)?
green, blue, purple, black, dull yellow
27. Are you gay?
Nope, but I support 'em!
28. Do you sing in the shower?
Who doesn't? If it Kills Me by Jason Mraz was my most recent proformance.
29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Fall off of things. No lie, I have never had a dream where I'm flying- just falling and not stopping.
30. Best bed sheets as a child?
barbie sheets!
31. Worst injury you've ever had?
concussion/broken arm
32. Who is your loudest friend?
Dominique C!
33. Who is your most silent friend?
me in the group, but other than me it'd have to be...uhhh yeah, Holly I guess...
34. Does someone have a crush on you?
Well, I know that if Jacob or Seth knew me, they'd be fighting to the death over me. But I'd graciously stop them and tell them they can share me.
35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
And 11:11. It hasn't worked yet, but I still hold out hope.
36. What is your favorite candy?
tootsie rolls, sour patch kids, and CHOCOLATE!
37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
Lover by Devandre Banhart. lol
38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
the Funeral March?
39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
gimping
40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
should I hit the sleep button or not? Ah, I'll just hit it again...


Oh my goddd!! Thanks sooo much guys! (as sad as it is, like twenty reviews is A LOT to me... :D) I was sooo surprised that I got so much feedback. Thanks, again, I loved reading each review and sending a few messages to my favorites! : I'm sooo sorry I made so many people cry. And to anonymos: I'm really sorry to hear about your dad. I lost my grandma to cancer, and I still feel those feelings of loss, and I guess I just put it towards this. I can't even imagine losing a parent, its heartbreaking to just hear about it. And to my other non-logged-in people: Thanks!! And yes, I do know that they will probably never read through my page, or even look at it, but I still wanted to say thanks!


Quotes: (Because everyone is doing it...and I personally LOVE quotes!!)

"Do not go gently into that good night," -Dylan Thomas

"Was he free? Was he happy? The question is absurd:
Had anything been wrong, we should certainly have heard." -W.H. Auden (This is my favorite poem by Auden. It's "The Unknown Citizen")

"I think of myself as a song-and-dance man," -Bob Dylan

"Reader, I married him," -Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre (Sorry, just gave anyway the ending to anyone who has never read that book...)

Page 1- "When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home." Page 180- "When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home." -S.E. Hinton, The Outsiders

"I'll give (myself) two different scores. First, the mark for how I'm getting on with what I've got to do everyday- college, Roof, all that. I'll give myself eight out of ten for that...But if you're asking me to give my life marks out of ten...I'm afraid I couldn't go any higher than a three. This isn't what I had in mind. How could it be?" -Nick Hornby, Slam

"Love and Love and Love Again, Stargirl," -Jerry Spinelli, Love, Stargirl

"Demuns can run but you canot hide,
If your car breaks down,
I'll give you a ride.
And you never need to worry,
When the rent is due,
Because I'll win the lottery,
And give it all to you."- Theresa Nelson, Ruby Electric

"There are no second acts in American lives," -F. Scott Fitzgerald

"I go to seek the Great Perhaps," -Francois Rabelais

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Sometimes It Takes a While by Ozma333 reviews
Teddy/Victoire. Story follows Victoire through her fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts as she flirts, dates, and eventually discovers her feelings for a certain metamorphagus. Ends with the famous Platform 9 and 3/4's kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,457 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5910 - Favs: 9,618 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Think of the Fishies! by elmoruthPotterfan6 reviews
This Lullaby '..We can save water if we shower at the same time! Think of the fishies! Are you that self centered, Remy?"' one-shot no nudity is actully written. Finished.
This Lullaby - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,913 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
These Few Notes by elmoruthPotterfan6 reviews
This Lullaby was 'a few chords, two verses and a chorus.' But...this was different, wasn't it? I mean...wasn't it? one-shot could go before 'Think of the Fishies' if wanted
This Lullaby - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Satellite by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Entry for the Black Balloon contest. Edward has loved Bella since the first time he saw her in the seventh grade. He always thought they'd be together forever. AH E/B. EXTREME ANGST. Proceed with caution; emotional nut-kicking within.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
Blue 42, Set Hike! by Frankie326 reviews
After the girls soccer team at Forks High gets cut, Bella, Alice, and Rose decide they are going to take up another sport where they like it rough. AU, All-Human, full of DRAMA OOC E/B A/J R/Em M for future chapters. NOW COMPLETE! SEQUEL ON THE WAY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5411 - Favs: 5,283 - Follows: 2,635 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Beauty and The Geek by vixen1836 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Broken by Alice laughed reviews
Claire's mom took their family away shortly after finding out about Quil. The implications of a broken imprint are far reaching and can impact you - body and soul. The bond is deeper than anyone ever realized.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,944 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Backseat of a Greyhound Bus by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
She wore a dress with cherries on it, headed somewhere where she’d be wanted. He was on his way home, to the family that missed him so. Together they’d find love, on the backseat of a Greyhound bus. Edward/Bella, All Human. Very loosely based off the song
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,964 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 654 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Own Personal Sun by Sonia Mari reviews
What would have happened had Edward NOT returned? Could Bella find happiness without him? Jacob sure wants to help her try! Jacob/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,649 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Never Again by TwilightsVampyre reviews
Edward left Bella...again. Now, 40 years later, Edward finds time to pop in and check up on Bella. Jacob says Bella's gone...for good. Oh goody! Edward's upset that she's gone, time to go upset the Volturi! But guess who part of the Volturi NOW...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,975 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2007
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8666 - Favs: 14,020 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meet The McCartys by bronzehairedgirl reviews
Emmett enjoys telling Bella about his human life. A series of one shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,168 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Emmett
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11614 - Favs: 8,495 - Follows: 2,567 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Hold the Blackberry! by Amarynthis reviews
Forced to leave behind civilization, Magdalene must brave the rugged terrains of Washington for a Summer of Hell. However will a certain werewolf by the name of Seth change that? More importantly, can this city girl live without a mall? M just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Seth - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8199 - Favs: 5,839 - Follows: 2,155 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 3,975 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Follow You into the Dark by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
What's the farthest thing from The Cleavers? The Cullens! How will Bella fair being a human, living in a house full of vampires, with a past that might come back to bite her? Rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,665 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
The World Has Its Shine by xx Terpsichore xx reviews
used to be "All again for you". All Human. Bella is married, and she looks back on how she fell in love and her life. better than it sounds, i suck at summaries. full summary inside. please review, good and bad. normal pairings. try it, please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Hot Landing Zone by HaileyCherie reviews
Edward Cullen blames scientist Isabella Swan for getting them stranded on a remote island. But hell, Edward can improvise, adapt, and overcome...as long as Bella stops driving him wild...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,661 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 487 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 566 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mortification by amightypenguin reviews
Harry and Ginny's morning-after glow is horribly ruined in the form of Ginny's family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
I Put A Spell On You by ashel-13 reviews
All Human oneshot. Bella has just moved from Phoenix to Forks where she is invited to her first ever Halloween party. But when she arrives, there is much more that catches her attention than she ever thought. Happy Halloween to all us Twerds out there!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4858 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Smile For Me by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Princess of the Sea by The Literature Dragon reviews
Edward is the captain of the sea, Bella is the princess. Their ships cross paths.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Good Night Bella by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Pillow Talk by jbff anonymous reviews
Two years after the fall of Kronos, Percy and Annabeth share a passionate relationship. But even after moments of passion, Annabeth is still Annabeth. A little lemon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
April, 1912 by Haley Cullen reviews
AU. Bella is a normal seventeen year old girl, living in the early 1900's. But when her parents want to drag her back to America, in none other than the Titanic, what will fate bring? One hint: A bronze haired angel. E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,159 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Deathbed by ICanReadYouLikeABook reviews
Twoshot. Bella and Edward are room mates lying in their deathbed during the 1918 Spanish Influenza, where they meet- and they begin to talk...even in the midst of death, people can fall in love. But will they survive the fever? BXE EPILOGUE NOW INCLUDED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Other Cullen by Charming101 reviews
My full name is Hayden Michael Cullen and I should not be alive. Vampires are unable to conceive which is why all of my siblings are adopted, however my existence is a different story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,949 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5106 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Chances by skellington13 reviews
You're kidding, right?" "I'm not joking, Lily. The stories I told you are real. I've imprinted on you. I'm yours... whatever way you want me." "Damit, Jacob! I have real monsters in my life, I don't need mythical ones too!" Jacob/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 74,634 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 202 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews
—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Reader by Frodo'sPen reviews
A young woman is transported to the world of Harry Potter and back to 1976. She remembers the books in detail, but is under a charm that prevents her from revealing or changing anything. Sirius/OC. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 86,135 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., OC - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
SelfConclusion by Goo82 reviews
When tragedy strikes, Bella makes a decision that could end her life. Will Edward be able to save her from herself or will they destroy each other in the end? -Complete summary inside. Rated M for lemons and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,731 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
The Search For Something Real by reader71 reviews
SEQUEL TO A THOUSAND MILES. In Bella's world time passes so quickly that sometimes its even hard to remember who she used to be. But what happens when her past starts to jeopardize her future and the future of those she loves?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007
Inches Away by CrystalBrooke reviews
Do you know," Jared said slowly. "I've sat next to you all year and I haven't a clue what your name is?" My heart sank. Of course he had no idea who I was. I was stupid to think every feeling I had was reciprocated. Kim/Jared. My 1st fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,396 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kim, Jared - Complete
It All Falls Down by LilyAlice reviews
Bella’s best friend Edward had always been there for her, he was there when she broke her leg and when she got her first A on a test, but when tragedy strikes Bella’s family can Edward keep her together? Can he show her the true meaning of love? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,744 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8346 - Favs: 7,473 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
The way back by caracol reviews
Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,798 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Forever and Always by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Serendipity. Picks up a few days after that one ends. Follows Edward's and Bella's journey. All Human, and Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,110 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Other Swan Girl by MoonlightxParasite reviews
Cassie Swan was a good girl gone bad. It all started after a trip to Italy and her parents death. She is now in Forks with Bella and Charlie because she got caught doing things she shouldn't. I wonder what trouble she'll stir up? BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,967 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Love in 1918 by LilyAlice reviews
Bella and Edward meet in 1918. How can their love survive when so many factors are trying to pull the apart. Can their love survive death? What if, true love can't conquer all? This is a story of loyalty, love, loss and lust
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,185 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Jumping On The Bed by My-Bella reviews
A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Star Struck by Heartbroken1 reviews
Emmett gets a little star stuck and accidentally dazzles a beautiful blonde -- who isn’t Rosalie. --- For the President’s Day Twilight Challenge. “Write a story about a Cullen ‘rubbing elbows’ with a famous historical figure.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Bella's Turn by edwardslove4ever reviews
Bella accepts Edwards proposal.Beginning mainly a filler. DISCLAIMER according to the law yada yada I don't own these characters Stephenie Meyer does. Except Jeremy is MINE! HAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007
We're going camping by LilyAlice reviews
Alice and Emmett decide that the family should go camping since Bella and Edward denied them the fun of throwing bachlor and bachlorette parties. Please tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,441 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Harlequin by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Or, seven ways to wear a mask. ::Teddy Lupin lies.::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Teddy L. - Complete
Heart by Moonpetal Lily reviews
What happened to Bella's heart after she moved to Forks? Even though it is a poem, please critique.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
The Woods by Shunka reviews
This is another JacobOC story. Only my other charachter is Jolene and she is amazing. Jacob and Jolene Forever!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,691 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
My Own Breaking Dawn by jashaw reviews
I know there are alot of post eclipse stories out there but try it you might like it! I tried to stick very close to the story line so hopefully we can all experience a glimpse of what steph might have in store for us!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,048 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Speeding Cars by EveyM reviews
I'M ADDING NEW CHAPTERS! [Roses and I Still Remember]. Marauder Era. The Marauder's need to grow up, and Sirius needs a helping hand. But he doesn't realise the one reason he grew up until it's too late. SBOC, JPLE, RLOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,471 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Fearing Loneliness, Fearing Love by cranberrie-cat reviews
Ginny leaves the wizarding world after the War, and now she lives like a muggle with the name Evelyn Flynn. Harry believes that Ginny is dead and don't care about life anymore. But what happens when he meets Ev and falls for her, not knowing who she is?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,953 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Avenging Angel by sillybella reviews
Edward's rebellious years. 19271931 A collection of oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
Brother Dearest by Dori Amarez reviews
Edward suddenly has a little sister named Hitomi who is the annoying little sister that he had never had. She drives him up the wall. Will he and his new sister ever stop fighting long enough to get along? Completed! Please r&r!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,171 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Whisked Back by Monsoon Kisses reviews
Edward bites Bella and as she begins her transformation, Victoria shows up and kills both Bella and Edward. What happens when Bella and Edward find themselves in Chicago...in 1918...both as humans? COMPLETE! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,941 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Bloopers by Spottedstar106 reviews
I told them not to film the movie on Friday the thirteenth! But did they listen? Nooo! Now I have funny clips of bloopers from the Eragon movie! Rated due to mild language!I'll add more when they make an Eldest movie!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Jacob's Love by lbj reviews
Jacob has been miserable after Bella left him one month ago. But now there is someone new in La Push and he finds himself attracted to her in a different way that he was to Bella. It is better than this summary. Jacob and other character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,041 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Edward, Bella, and the Park by DarkAngel2011 reviews
Edward, Bella, and the rest of the Cullens decide to spend the day at the park. Why do Emmett and Bella do the Macarena? And why does Jasper end up in jail? Read and find out! OneShot! Read and Review! EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
It Ended with a Kiss by mentalmentos reviews
Basically this is a bunch of oneshots that end with a kiss. Caution: Not all of them will be fluff, but I will try to have a balanced mix so that everyone can enjoy. FOURTH STORY, The Game is up and ready!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,466 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006
Edward, Bella, and the Zipper by DarkAngel2011 reviews
OneShot. Edward gets Bella to ride the Zipper by making a deal. Lame summery but the story is hillarious! No Flames. First Fic. BellaxEdward. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Wishes by Saiyachick reviews
When Edward wishes for Bella could relive her childhood just once, he gets more than he bargains for when he and the rest of the Cullen family find a five year old Bella. How will a day with the child Bella go?/Sequel is up/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Parental Guide by xXxFluffy-Pink-Socks reviews
Rule 8: You cannot share the same bed. You may be sharing dormitories... DORMITORIES? WE’RE SHARING DORMITORIES! Needless to say, this was not my best day. Marrying Sirius Black is not all that it cracks up to be. SBOC. FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,727 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
There are Worse things Dad! by lbj reviews
Charlie finds a letter saying that Bella eloped with Edward because she was pregnant. It sounds serious but it isn't. This is my attempt at humor. Key wordAttempt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
The Possibility and the Promise by emilie whoa reviews
There was no way I could have know that Edward Cullen would kill me that day. It just happened. Like tripping on a crack in the concrete, or missing the game winning goal in gym. He had no control. He killed me and there was nothing I could do to stop it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,292 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
A Thousand Miles by reader71 reviews
SEQUEL TO THE NEW BELLA. Something is wrong with Bella. She feels human. Then Carlisle tells her something amazing. Could it really be true? But then again is it really her biggest problem? Rated T for saftey. Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,088 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
CONTEST!: by Chi Kartalia reviews
This is what happens when Chi has coffee...oh...dear...lord. Cullens and Wizards alike singing in a kareoke competition, what could be more amusing? Add in hyper Chi, and you've got a recipie for disaster!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Superbowl by LauraSweetums reviews
What happens to Edward when the Bears lose the Superbowl? He has a mental breakdown of course! REVIEW! I am commanding you... please.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Yay, Edward by xXnumbertwoXx reviews
Crackfic/Edward-bash. Edward suffers the worst birthday ever when Bella discovers the wonders of caffeinated soda.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
UH OH by BlaineAndersonLover reviews
when bella gets a phone and starts to text message in class with the rest of the cullens there is bound to be trouble. what happens when they get caught and a teacher takes up the phones?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
The New Bella by reader71 reviews
Bella kissing a vampire. Not an odd picture. To bad that vampire isn't Edward. Bella's been chaged. It's been ten years. Edward is back and Bella is pissed. My first fanfic so be nice! Rated T for my implying things. Last Chapter Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,152 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Triple Word Score by Atomic Eyes reviews
Saquid isn't a word. MasonGeorge fluff.
Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
The New Girl by hunni07 reviews
Sirius Black! Back way back in his seventh year! HE and the other marauders meet Faylinn, with the pink hair and mischevious attitude. I've been told it's cute and funny so check it out plze! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,952 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
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Dear Bella reviews
Based on "Dear Darcy" by Joshua James. Edward goes off to war, leaving Bella behind with their thee children. Edward writes her letters and remembers the good and bad times as a family. AH/AU/tinylemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
Crack the Shutters reviews
Edward has just learned that he had cancer. Him and Bella decide to go on a cross-country road-trip to expreience everything he hasn't yet expreienced...with a few little bumps along the way. AH EPOV. M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,561 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dispatching Angels reviews
Bella is getting over the loss of Jacob when she dies. But what happens when she gets a second chance at life? She is given the task of changing someone's fate to be admitted back into Heaven for real. Heaven is now Dispatching Angels. M for later chapter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pictures reviews
Jacob has a daughter that he doesn't know about. What happens when she comes back, and the past is relived? Better than summary! Rated 'T' because some language later on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jacob - Complete
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