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Joined 07-23-07, id: 1332859, Profile Updated: 08-08-08
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, and Death Note.

Table of Contests (Due to my profile being VERY long, I seriously added in a Table of Contents, just in case you want to figure out what's where, even though few people actually READ profiles. All parts are divided into sections with a - - - separating each one. And as you know, my fanfiction is all the way at the bottom. Alright, let's get started!)

1. SCC's Basic Biography

2. YB's Basic Biography

3. The Intermission

4. Copy-Paste Thingies

5. My Favorite Quotes from Anime

6. My Favorite Quotes from Friends


Okay, I'm a major Naruto fan! And also a fan of just about any other anime, from things like Chobits and Elfen Lied to things like Naruto! Yay Naruto! I also enjoy many books, like Warriors! Those things are really great! Coming soon is another Naruto fanfic, and soon after that, a Warriors fanfic! I can't help myself. I LOVE writing those stories. Okay, enough about my stories! How about the kinds of stories I like?

Well, in Naruto, I like humor that involves Naruto and the Kyuubi i.e. Naruto annoying Kyuubi all day. I also like Naruto romance-only the kinds with happy endings, though. I don't mind sappiness, so long as it's HAPPY. I also enjoy reading sad stories of Naruto leaving Konoha for some reason or other, usually something to do with the Kyuubi, and then becoming a rogue ninja. Finally, I like stories with Naruto getting revenge on Konoha for what they did to him.

Stories I DON'T like would be: Naruto gets all-powerful in the blink of an eye (well, depends on how well they're written-the ones where Naruto gets trained by the Kyuubi is alright, because usually they don't end up making Naruto all-powerful in an instant, usually he ends up training for a few years). I also now a major yaoi fan. That's different, however, from Itachi becoming friends with Sasuke again. ITACHI IS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! YAAAAAAAAAAAY! As for Warriors, I like just about any kind of humor it involves, along with some serious stories about the growing up of a cat other than Rusty/Firepaw/Fireheart/Firestar.

And here's a corner dedicated to my stuffed bat, Yuki! (or just YB)


Hi, I'm YB! I'm a bat! AND I'M ALSO A STUFFED ANIMAL! So yeah...

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that YES I CAN SEE! FYI us fruit bats have very good eyesight! If you want a blind bat, check out the Giant Flying Fox. THOSE bats are blind. Also, I hate to admit it, but we can't land properly from flights, either. -sigh- All of us have to crash into bushes or something to stop. Not very pleasant, I assure you. And... CURSE THAT "TELEFRANCE" SHOW THAT EXISTED, LIKE, AGES AGO AND IS NOW NOT PLAYED ANY MORE BUT I SAW IT BECAUSE SOMEONE StCC KNOWS HAS A COPY OF IT! Why do I hate it? THERE'S ONE EPISODE THAT MAKES FUN OF A BAT! I MEAN, SERIOUSLY! WE DON'T TALK TO PINEAPPLES! WE EAT THEM! WHY ELSE ARE WE CALLED FRUIT BATS? SHEESH!

Okay, I'm done screaming about that now...

Ahem... My favorite fruit would have to be peaches, because they're good. Why are they good? I haven't got a clue. YAY!

Other than that... I have a few random facts I would like you to see!

The dot at the top of a lowercase 'i' is called a tittle.

Flying fish don't really fly. They glide. Same with flying squ- Oh, why am I telling you something you already know?

Asia is awesome. Japan is in it. YAY!

StCC is insane. But you knew that. Trust me, she's a good person... When she's happy, at least...

I am a BOY! StCC is a GIRL! DO NOT GET THAT WRONG!

4Kids is evil. But you knew that, too.

Those people on the Trix commercials should just give the rabbit the Trix. Seriously, they're such selfish, self-centered brats!

Monkeys are awesome.

DEATH TO THE KIDS ON THE TRIX COMEMRCIALS! SELFISH PEOPLE! Wait, I already said this... XD

I like smilies. Sadly, some don't show up properly on fanfiction dot net. -sob- You can't use the stars or underscores in fanfiction.

Never trust doctors. They give you shots that make your arm go numb the whole day. -_-

Starfish/seastars can regenerate. Cut off a leg, and you'll end up with two, seperate starfish. Cool, huh? I wish I could do that!

Be afraid of Shino. Why? BUGS ARE SCARY!

Beware of giant clams. Why? I don't know.

Pumpkins are for pies and jack-o-lanterns. NOT for baseballs.

And that's all for now, folks! OMG! I sounded like that Looney Toons character!

One more fact... Japanese anime beats American cartoons by A LOT! YAY JAPANESE ANIME! -celebrates- Hey, wait, didn't I just say that I was done one fact ago? ...Okay...


Alright, that's enough out of YB. _ I'm gonna go try and rid the image of Itachi singing "Makes Me Wonder" from my mind... And while I'm gone, here's the magic, "Copy-pastes!"


PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY!!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13, adlex47, StCC

If you have done these things copy and paste them into your profile:

Started singing really loudly in public

Walked really slow in front of people in narrow aisles

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever tried to go into the back yard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to run on water and nearly drowned yourself in the process, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that Mickey Mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Barney post this onto your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling midgits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, adlex47, StCC

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been reading all of the things on the list without copying any into your profile, then DON'T copy this into your profile. But if you have, then copy this into your profile.

93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.


Samurai Champloo: "It's... It's strange that they're the stars so pretty, even though I'm so sad." "They the stars don't see anything. Looking down from there, we're like grains of sand." "I never knew who my father was. My mother died long ago. Mukuro killed her. I want to escape from here. From this hell."

Samurai Champloo: "What is this? You again? Wait. Hey! I don't want to go yet!"

Elfen Lied: "(about Lucy) Other kids don't like being in the same room with her, either. She's not childlike at all, sort of creepy. And what's with those horns?"

Elfen Lied: "What's with me? Why do I have to kill?"

Elfen Lied: "Don't move. I could rip apart the blood vessels in your brain, killing you instantly."

Elfen Lied: "The real monsters... ARE YOU!"

Naruto: "Let's go out together! I'll protect you 'till the day I die!" "No... Way... You're lame."

Naruto: "L-listen, Gaara, these guys started it, and-"

Naruto: "Morning, everyone!" "YOU'RE LATE!"

Naruto: "Naruto... MUST PUNCH!"

Naruto: "WHAT HAPPENED? Are you alright, Ayame?" "Yes, Naruto just flew by, and..."

Naruto: "That's one funky demon."

Naruto: "Don't make me admit that! You thought this crappy Genjutsu would work on me? Don't make me laugh!"

Naruto: "You really don't know anything."

Naruto: "After all this... You're still annoying."

Death Note Movie: "Don't you think you've underestimated L?" "Since someone's watching, I guess that means no more apples for you." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Death Note Movie: "(after everyone has said their names to L) BAM! BAM! BAM BAM BAM BAM!" "HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "If I was Kira, you'd all be dead right now."


"You're a teme." "And... What exactly does that mean?"

"Narutard. (is shoved) Yeah, like I'm gonna get worked up about that. (is shoved out of seat) OUCH! Hey!" "You said you wouldn't get worked up about it."

"Why are we cosplaying as Kakashi?" "Because we can."

"Why are we cosplaying as Neji?" "It's our destiny!"

"(trying to drink the strawberries you get in a plastic container that are covered in strawberry juice with a straw) I'll get it up the straw this time!" "That isn't going to wo-OH MY GOD!" "(hacking and coughing up strawberry that shot down windpipe) (manages to cough it up) Hah... Told you I could do it!"

"If you think he's a bishonen, you must have done the same as Itachi. (reference to Itachi's going blind)" "(elbows) That wasn't a nice thing to say!"

"SAKURA WILL DIE!"

"I hate Naruto." "You must be kidding! I thought you loved seafood! (reference to Naruto meaning steamed fish cake)"

"LET'S WATCH THE GRAVITATION EPISODES IN ANIME CLUB!" "NO! YOU MAY LIKE YAOI AND SHONEN AI, OR WHATEVER IT IS, BUT WE DON'T WANT TO SEE IT!" "Aww..."

"My aching brain..."

"Guess what? It only took me five hundred years to learn two plus two!" "Yeah? Well it only took me five thousand years to learn that I wasn't a puppy!"

"Thinking back to my childhood, I realize how stupid I was... Did I SERIOUSLY try singing on the bus??"

"That boy in our class..." "What about him? "Did you know he was a perv?" "You're joking, right?"

"I forgot my bathing suit..." "But I told you we were going to a pool!" "Who knew we were going swimming in it?" "..."

"Oh my Kami-sama..." "What the heck are you talking about?" "Japanese, duh." "I don't think you should be speaking in Japanese when we're writing it as we're passing notes in class." "So? If the teacher finds out, and we manage to learn perfect Japanese, we could write swears on it and he'll never know!" "Good point, but what if we take Japanese class?" "There won't be a need to take it if we know it." "But then the class would be easy!" "Ah, touche." "I don't think that's the right word for a moment like this..." "Who cares?" "You see, now THAT'S when you say 'touche.' "

"I realized something. If this day is the best day ever, I'm either going to have something totally ruin it, or tommorow will mean certain death." "You know, you're a VERY positive person... (sigh)" "Thank you, I know!"

"Why must the good die young?" "Why must the annoying stay alive?" "Ah, touche." "Major verbal abuse. Stop using that word!" "It's my catchphrase!"

"I'm awesome, believe it! The English dub of Naruto is the best ever, believe it! I wanna kill my brother like Sasuke, believe it! Only I have a younger brother instead, believe it! He stole the last klondike bar, believe it!" "What would you do for a klondike bar? Would you... Kill your clan?" "(now cosplaying as Itachi) Why do you think I killed them in the first place? Sasuke, at least, ALWAYS stayed away from the klondike bars... But then he took my pockey!" "That was a rhectorical question..."

"(in health class, spoken by teacher) I like to call diets LIVE-its, because it isn't as negative." "Does that mean you like to call tie-dye tie-live?"

"Nanananananananana-" "STOP SINGING!" "Hmmmhmmmmhmmmhmmmhmmm!" "STOP HUMMING!"

"Macadanu, macadanu, macadanu, macadanu!"

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Vulnerablility by Dani-san reviews
When he's rescued from Akatsuki's clutches, Naruto knows he can deal with Itachi's rape. But Itachi's left him with more than some physical and emotional scars. Sequel To: Vulnerable
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,484 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Naruto U.
How by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasuke obsessing over Naruto's ass. sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
After Hours by Regenschein reviews
AU SasuNaru. Uchiha Sasuke isn't your typical Romeo or normal human being for that matter. So when he suddenly begins to develop sexual feelings for the hyperactive blond after an interesting encounter, Sasuke can't help but not control himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,350 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Canvas by Kuroi-Urufu reviews
Sasuke is a sadist, rapist and a murderer but he prefers to call himself an artist. Naruto considered himself a lucky person until Sasuke decided he would be his living canvas. One day Naruto gets to know how it feels like to run for his life. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,574 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Don't Tick Off The Shark! by Jinzouningen reviews
Kisame proves that he's more then capable of taking care of a certain weasel. This is a discipline fic, and I'm now comfortable with writing it. Contains spanking. Don't like? Don't touch. Thx and have a nice day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,582 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
PHOTOBOOTH by Divinely Insane reviews
A GaaxNaru twoshot.Yaoiboy loves boy Don't like don't read.First chapy sex in a photobooth in the mall.Second chapy threesome with GaaxSasuxNaru with bondage,forplaywhip cream,strawberri,cherri,chocolate,and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,899 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Vessel by KCameh reviews
[Chunnin Exams] Orochimaru has found his interest in Naruto, marking him as his vessel and something more. Naruto is stronger than he lets to be known, and his kindness gets him into Orochimaru's awaiting, yet surprisingly, passionate hold. [OroNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,876 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Orochimaru, Naruto U.
Experience by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Sequel to 'The Mission' and 'Innocence' Now that they're older they can indulge in something more advanced than just plain sex. Not worksafe. KisaIta, NC-17.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Persocom's Wish by Fuu and Momo419 reviews
I can make her real, but not without a price. I need something of yours, Hideki. If not, she'll remain a persocom forever. EDITED
Chobits - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,537 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Tojikomeru by YaoiRocks reviews
Naruto leaves Konoha after failing to rescue Sasuke. When he thought that nothing else could go wrong, he is caught by slave dealers and sold to Orochimaru... How will Sasuke react? [SasuNaru. rape, Mpreg, Lemons] [Do not own Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,499 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Show Some Respect! by Nara-chan25 reviews
Since Naruto has no mission for next week for some unknown reason, he decides that he should have a little fun. MWAHAHA! I feel very sorry for these people... not really. OOC Kyuubi. Review and offer prank ideas to get lazy author to right more chapters!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Akatsuki Bloopers! by Just a Mutt reviews
Just a bunch of random scenes with the Akatsuki and, erm... other people too, I guess. Warning : Author is clinically insane. Chapter 26 is up and the rating might change to M.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,896 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Kokorogurushii by WhimsyUsagi reviews
Sasuke is desperate for a fiance. The only person he can count on is Naruto. Naru loves him but he doesn't know. Sakura knows about Naru's love but tries to push herself onto Sasuke anyway. Other rivals,too. Yaoi. SasuNaru main chars. Ongoing Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,128 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Deidara and Itachi Chibified by Aly Uzumaki reviews
OMG Itachi and Deidara have been turned into chibis what trouble will they cause for the Akatsuki. Spanking in latter chs
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
Dear Diary by Etheara reviews
Crack and complete OOC-ness. Also some hints of Tobi luv. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Obito U./Tobi
The alley by hinatachan the itaxnaru luver reviews
A oneshot for a certain reviewer who is also my favourite, hope all you yaoi fans like it XP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Say my name by Yuuko Uchiha reviews
SasuNaru. Yaoi. Naruto is obsessed with bringing Sasuke back, but Sasuke has other plans
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love on Top of the Ferris Wheel by AngelofHorror reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are going on a carnival.. What will happen when something is wrong with the machine? SasuNaru Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The docter is in by hinatachan the itaxnaru luver reviews
Naruto is a thirteen year old and doesn't know what's happening to his body, a docter then enters his life what happens next?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
One week by AloneTogether reviews
What happens when Sasuke returns to see Naruto?...Yaoi, LEMON Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Love Is by izzy1363 reviews
SasuNaru. Naruto describes his love to a seething Sasuke. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
PaPa Pleasure me! by WingArashi reviews
A bunch of stories with YondaimexNaruto, ArashixNaruto or so put it FatherxSon incest...God I am a sick, sick person to make these! YAOI! YAOI! YAOI! Please enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,243 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Orphan Naruto by wolftracks17 reviews
Team 7 has a new mission, to help out at an orphanage. Why is Naruto acting so weird? Naruto NIICHAN! What the HELL is going on! summary sucks, but please read anyway, warning! slight yaoi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Price Of Freedom by BrokenDestiny reviews
What will you pay for freedom? But freedom of what? Life? Death? Friends? Or maybe even Family? There is only one thing you can pay,One and one thing alone. Your life. But after knowing this will you pay. He will and He'll play the whole way down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Deceptive Fate by angelic.someone reviews
If Itachi was honest with himself he had no idea why he took her as an apprentice. She was no one special, just a pink haired child with too trusting eyes that perhaps loved him more than he would ever deserve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,576 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
If you where gay, SasUKE by BlueNaruAngel21 reviews
a sasunaru oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What i've done by hinatachan the itaxnaru luver reviews
Naruto is kyuubi's pet but is it ok to fall in love with your owner?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Rants on Pairings Pt 1 by Punk Alchemist reviews
Naruto decides to have a little rant on PAIRINGS. Rated T for mild language and little shounenai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Naruto U.
Come Undone by darkalbino reviews
Just how far is Naruto willing to go to get Sasuke back? Oneshot, SasuNaru, semirape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unquestionable desires by kagome2020 reviews
GaarNarux
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Craved You by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
For KarinUzumaki : It'd been two and a half years since they'd been able to see each other. Relish in the other's touch. How he craved him... Lemon alert! Yaoi GaaNaru GaaraxNaruto Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Three Minutes to Ignition by Yxonomei reviews
GaaNaru, yaoi, mature content. Helping a friend has never been so awkward... or so hot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Life's Delusions by YaoiRocks reviews
Life is a delusion. Your thoughts and reality are completely different things. They show you different ideas and dreams. If reality shows you something against your mind…do you accept it or let it go as a unfulfilled dream? SasoDei lemon oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sold My Soul by Elric-Chan reviews
It was a mistake. That much he knew. But still... carrying Sasuke's child was not. And he would do what he had to, even if it meant shedding his male body... [sasunaru, MPreg]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 103 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Vulnerable by Dani-san reviews
When Naruto's captured by the Akatsuki, he's vulnerable. And Itachi decides to prey off that vulnerability. Oneshot, lemon, ItaNaru, rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sexy Jutsu by Out Of Sheol reviews
Sasuke has a very different reaction to the Sexy Jutsu than what Naruto was expecting. But, why doesn't Naruto find himself pulling away any time soon? LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thread by LemonBoi reviews
um. Warning: lemon, yaoi, no plot, smut. pairing: Kakuzu x Hidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Invitation to Happiness NaruHina by WhimsyUsagi reviews
NaruHina! Things change, knowing love and being on the way to the Hokage dream. But the future Hokage to be is no where near Konoha. what happens to him? Love, tears and blood! Will have Nejiten wedding, slight SasuSaku, ShikaIno and others. (hiatus)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,409 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Call me master by hinatachan the itaxnaru luver reviews
Naruto gets kidnapped by orochimaru....oroxnaru pairing don't like yaoi dont read it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Trust and Betrayal by NatsuhiboshiStar reviews
Naruto has been captured due to a betrayal. He learns to never trust again, and begins to lose all hope. Can those who love Naruto save him from Akatsuki's grasp? Will he ever be the same again?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,104 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Akatsuki Stories by SecondAsian reviews
Read it. It's funny and mells like Chalupas!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 31,672 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Prove it! by Croup reviews
Who's better at taking a spanking? Naruto, or Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Next Book by personart reviews
Naruto can’t stand his sensei’s attention being snatched from him by some nude women, Jiraya can’t stand being unperverted, how will they help each other?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Hot Chocolate by KantanaAmaya reviews
Sasuke wants to help Naruto study using the 'Hot Chocolate' technique. WARNING: Yaoi.Lemon.OneShot. SasuNaru. First yaoi,first lemon, and first Naruto fanfic. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pain by C0nsTanTine reviews
Everyone has something that hurts them. No longer a Oneshot. Some onesided NarutoxSakura and a little SakuraxNaruto. Completed on September 21 2007
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rape and report cards by CheshireMiko reviews
Yaoi and Shoujo ai. Sasunaru highschool fic. Sasuke, the nonchalant newkid, and Naruto, the innocent, preppy teen... what a pairing, huh? Throw in a gangs, rape, drugs, and blackmail and you got a story! rape, lemons, flufff. Kairuka, sasunaru, & more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Slap, Slap, Slap by Ashlee-chii reviews
Birthday Fic for Kativachan. Naruto tries to overcome Sasuke and become the Seme, but Sasuke does not like it one bit. So he punishes Naruto...Yaoi, spanking, SasuNaru, yummie goodness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Breaking Point by kradnohikari reviews
Oneshot! Ganondorf kidnaps Link looking for revenge. When he finds it will Link be able to handle it and survive. Slashly themes, Non con. Link X Ganon, AU...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
It's Like Magic! I Think by Cykotyks reviews
Done for the Bleach Kink Meme on LJ. Request: RenjiIchigo, Ichigo's first time. [Oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Castle KibaNaru by splashcore reviews
Here's Kiba's first encounter with Naruto at the Ninja Academy playground.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
The Immortal by demonicnargles reviews
As Naruto ages, his healing rate keeps improving, until it heals even aging. The tale of the Immortal Hokage. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Monster's Prison by Alatus reviews
We’re monsters both you and I, our cages are not all that different. One Shot. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Failure by IsuCHAN reviews
[NaruSaku] She knew it wasn't his fault. [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Crimson Tears by Boejangles reviews
Itachi takes Naruto with him when he leaves the village, with Akatsuki as their destination. With lies and deception around each corner will one soul make it through this maze? When betrayal changes Naruto both physically and emotionally can Akatsuki...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,768 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Stronger than Him by Myownlife12 reviews
Orochimaru told Sasuke that he would not train the Uchiha 'till he was stronger than him. KabutoSasuke rape nc, yaoi, leamon, dark theams. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unseen by the Untrained Eye by IchigoxKurosawa reviews
Naruto hasn't been acting himself and Tsuande sends Jiraiya to check upon him. [Didn't wanna mess with a good summary] [JirNaru] [Rated m for sexual content and language]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U.
A Mission like No Other by ZheM reviews
KakaNaru Kakashi gets assigned a mission he never expected, provide a distraction for Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
My Sacrifice by DarkenedxPhoenix reviews
Naruto fails to capture Sasuke, and is trained by Kyuubi after running away from Konoha. During his training, he eventually picks up a name all will fear. All beware of the Desu Decchi. Fem KyuubiNaru Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,605 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Teach Me, Sensei! by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto gets a few lessons from his teachers, everyone says that he's a quick learner, but did they really know how fast? Well he is the number one ninja at suprising after all. JiraNaru, IruNaru, KakaNaru, JiraKakaIruNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,148 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Best of the Demon Vessels by neko-youkia reviews
Naruto trains with the Kyuubi so that they can get Sasuke back and fend off the Akatsuki. Kakashi invites himself to watch Naruto's training. Not 100 percent sure where this is going, but much more to come!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Seme's Control by CreativeStrive1025 reviews
The Seme has control. Sasuke has all the control over Naruto. SasuNaru. Sex. Bondage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Deeper and Deeper Still by ZheM reviews
Repost Itachi didn't like to be touched unless it was something he asked for. He never really asked for it but Kisame still gave it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Warrior angst by YesterdaysPast reviews
Firepaw is feeling very cranky, and he doesn't know why..
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Eyes by IchigoxKurosawa reviews
Light finally finds out who L is but... why can't he kill him? [LxLight] [Oneshot] [Rated M for a seriously good reason... sexual content]
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
The Flame by ame shiroi reviews
Oh, just a moth to a flame, nothing more. Or was it? Itachi x Kisame request from Angelas. I don't own it. Tell me what you think.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Dry As Fire Fresh As Air by Lover of Brownies reviews
Ok.Aang loves Zuko but dosen't know how to tell him. Zuko has the same problem. They meet up in a forest and one thing leads to another...nothing big in the first chapter. To me that is
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Zuko, Aang
Hidden Feelings of a Hyuga by Tatsuki Uotani reviews
After rescuing Lee, Neji carries him out of a cave. Lee finds out something that Neji has kept locked away, a feeling that changes him. NejXLee. Massive crack fic. Includes attemptive rape/crazy Neji. Don't like, don't read. Yaoi. Flames are laughed at.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
Needed by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Jiraiya finds a beaten and broken Naruto. Naruto finds what he always needed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
That's It! by XD chibi XD reviews
kakshi's late for trianing, Naruto and Sasuke are fighting, sakura gets fed up and leaves. lemon SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
RYUK LIGHT by somethinginconspicuous reviews
Ryuk Light NCS PWP YAOI oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Light and Shadows by Rapndash reviews
LinkXMidna pairing. Right after the defeat of Ganondorf, Midna decides to tell Link how she truly feels about him...and show him too. ONESHOT. LEMON. SPOILERS INVOLVED. Also, stop begging for a sequal! There all ready is one. Go read "Fall Into Shadows."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Link - Complete
The Lesson by NariNari reviews
Naruto messes up on a mission and Sasuke decides to teach him a 'lesson.' Light bondage, MM, lemon, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Natural Progression by desolate butterfly reviews
[KisaIta, drabble] Itachi finds nothing particularly enthralling about masturbation until Kisame starts watching him do it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Crocodile Tears by NatsuhiboshiStar reviews
Someone has betrayed Naruto, leading to Akatsuki attacks. Can Naruto handle all this? And what about Sasuke? maybe SLIGHT NaruSasu. Dont complain if it gets a bit angsty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What If? by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Have you ever wondered...what if? Well I have always wondered what would happen if Jiraiya never showed up to save Sasuke and Naruto from Itachi and Kisame. SasuNaru, ItaNaru, ItaSasu: Just a little Story is finished... and there's a sequel
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,460 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sticky Mornings by LuffyKun3695 reviews
SMUTFIC! Sasuke and Naruto have a kinky morning, except Sasuke wants to play with Naruto when he's a GIRL! Naruko Action! One-Shot. Porn-Without-Plot. Sasuke/Naruto. Sasuke/Naruko.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/20/2006 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] - Complete
Sins of the Father by Qwiksilva reviews
When Jiraiya shows Naruto a new jutsu, he creates a plan to use it. But you know what they say, The best laid plans of mice and ninjas often go awry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2006
Naruto in SPF by Tsukishiro reviews
[Oneshot related to my fic]The reason why Itachi was extremely tempted to let our little innocent naive Naruto wander alone in the SPF...[WARNING: Yaoi, lemon, ItaNaru, mentions of other pairings]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Missing by Queen Vader Eloha reviews
A oneshot about Naruto. I dont own Naruto or the song Missing by Evanescence.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
The Hot Spring by Jewl4Life reviews
One day Sasuke goes walking and he finds Naruto in an interesting place. Sasunaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Porno Repression by Lotus Aia reviews
Iruka is repressing something: his inner pervert. Kakashi takes the situation into his own hands. Kakairu yaoi! Challenge from IcySaphire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Believe it by theallpowerfullme reviews
SasuNaru. Naruto always says 'Believe it', but what happens when he says it one too many times? Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Admitting To Each Other by Reina Hiwatari reviews
Itachi Is In Pain, So Kisame Gives Him Some Medicine, But It Has Another Effect, And Itachi Admits How He Feels After All Those Years. KisamexItachi, Yaoi, Rated M For Sexual Content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Demons of Konoha by Zidra reviews
“No. I was never a demon and never will be one unless you people influence me to become one.” Naruto spoke again. “It is not I who was the demon. It was you.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Romp by CerberusKin reviews
Romp is a one shoy about Kisame and Itachi. KisameItachi. Yaoi. You now can see the link.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Midnight Jutsu by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are out on a late night mission, Sasuke decides to liven things up. Sasunaru MM Yaoi and Graphic lemon. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi, Itoshi by Kagaya Chou reviews
First love often hurts... but first love theirs is not. Kisame x Itachi, seriously.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Better than by Asumia reviews
It’s a hot summer’s day. Jiraiya invites Naruto over to his home for something good too eat. Naruto finds something better. Yaoi, Jiraiya X Naruto, Lemon, One Shot. Don't like the coupling? Don't read. Jiraiya might seem a bit ooc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Complete
Hell's Bargain by amidoh reviews
Ganondorf has Link trapped, and Link has what Ganondorf wants but he's not giving it up. There is another factor, though, something Ganon is bargaining with something Link might not be able to refuse. Link X Dark Link slash, rated for torture and rape
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Complete
Little Fox's Lullaby by Kawaii Ali reviews
Naruto turns seventeen and his friends throw him a party. In the process they find out about the Kyubi. Naruto fears the worst. Then Itachi and Kisame show up. Rated R for lanuage, violence, and shonen-ai and yaoi in the future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,374 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004
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As You Wish, Sasuke reviews
Sasuke decides Naruto would make a fitting member of Heibi. Or, tool, rather. The unwilling Jinchuuriki, of course, wants to convince Sasuke to come home. Also, the blonde's former teammate begins to refer to him as, 'vessel,' to top it all off. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,663 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Plotline Rant reviews
I mostly posted this so you guys all know I'm still alive. XD Rant of plotlines for fanfics about Naruto. Purely opinion. Don't flame. No pairings Well, it encourages SasuNaru! XP . No actual plot. No ramen, either, so sorry, Naruto. XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Massacre reviews
Sasuke took his fangirls for granted. Naruto pointed that out, and the two academy students became fast friends. Naruto is certain he'd kill for the benefits of a family. Sasuke thinks Naruto is lucky not to have an annoying elder brother.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,537 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Your Dobe reviews
Sasuke gets a letter from a mysterious person as he guards the Sound Villager gates. Who sent it? Oneshot, shonen ai, SasuNaru, rated T for people who decide shonen ai should be rated that way because it "poisons minds." -.-'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Apples are YUMMY reviews
Oneshot of randomness. Warning: Never let Ryuuk tell the other shinigami that apples are nice. You'll regret it.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Trump Card of Konoha reviews
Put a summary into 255 characters? Okay, a better one's inside... Naruto's been taken out of the academy exams and locked up for a reason he knows not. This is what would happen if instead of reverting back to the Third, they moved on to a Fifth. Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,561 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Naruto and Kyuubi Comedy Chapters reviews
A hopefully humorous set of chapters from a crazed Shukaku embarrassing Gaara to an emo Sasuke destroying computers. And that's just the first chapter. If you read, please review. I don't own Naruto. Rated T just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,466 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Fear reviews
Just a poem I wrote dedicated to Naruto and Gaara's childhood. XD Sorry, I'm not the best poet, so it's pretty bad.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Ramen Fairy DOES Exist! XD reviews
Itachi gets a ton of his flashbacks of failing the 'capture Naruto' attempts, and shows Kisame, who is intent on trying to capture the Kyuubi vessel once again. The title is easy to understand once you get to the flashback I think I did best on. XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Choose Life reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are on the run from Konoha. Why, though? Oneshot, SasuNaru, my first yaoi even though it isn't much. Don't flame me if it's bad, please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Exiled Innocence reviews
Naruto was tricked by the Kyuubi into releasing the seal and attacks Sakura because Sakura calls him a demon for not trying hard enough to bring Sasuke back. What will Naruto do when all his pain and suffering suddenly crash down upon him? Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,992 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
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