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Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 188 - Words: 832,594 - Reviews: 12417 - Favs: 5,839 - Follows: 4,806 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 9/4/2005
Kicking Gotham by Steelbadger reviews
When Neville Longbottom goes missing during an investigation into reports of strange magical plants in the Muggle world, it falls to Harry to try to find his friend. Last known location? Gotham City, USA.
Crossover - Harry Potter & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,896 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 3/14 - Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Reformation by spectre4hire reviews
Harry and friends are set to start their third year at Hogwarts. Harry's hopeful for a drama free year, but with his godfather being an escaped convict, his plans to reform Slytherin House, and Hogsmeade weekends, he has low expectations. Tagged pairings come later in the story. The sequel to 'A Chance Encounter.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,838 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 3,132 - Follows: 5,031 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 3/8/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Hermione G., Theodore N.]
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 198,198 - Reviews: 5375 - Favs: 12,393 - Follows: 14,892 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Zero Requiem by Halt.CPM reviews
Lelouch dreamed about the past glories of his Valyrian family, when they'd held great keeps and their fleets ruled the Narrow Sea. But some nights, he dreamed of a life that wasn't his. He dreamed of an empire, war, and tyranny. Most of all, Lelouch Velaryon dreamed of revolution. (Lelouch from Code Geass inserted into ASOIAF, set in the War of the Ninepenny Kings era).
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,515 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 7/13/2019 - Lelouch L., C.C., Tywin L., Aerys I
The Raven's Plan by The Sithspawn reviews
The Second War for the Dawn is over, the Others have won. All that is left is one insane plan.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 225,489 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Jon S., Tyrion L., Bran S., Jaime L.
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 10,795 - Follows: 13,524 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Grow Young with Me by Taliesin19 reviews
He always sat there, just staring out the window. The nameless man with sad eyes. He bothered no one, and no one bothered him. Until now, that is. Abigail Waters knew her curiosity would one day be the death of her...but not today. Today it would give her life instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 242,170 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 5,154 - Follows: 6,378 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., OC
Red Head Redemption by Salient Causality reviews
When Harry is awoken by an unknown red headed witch and a guessing game, of who she is, ensues. Can Harry keep things from going awry? A little idea that just wanted to be written. One-shot. Haphne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/23 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Unravelled Seam by joe6991 reviews
In the summer before his Sixth Year, Professor Dumbledore invites Harry to Hogwarts to undertake advanced study with visiting academics from all over the world. He meets Mathias Hoovian, a Durmstrang Professor who studies demonology, who offers Harry an apprenticeship to learn about the Seam-the barrier between life and death, and the place where a horcrux draws its strength...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,916 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 12/13/2019
The King Is Dead by Halt.CPM reviews
The people called him the Pious Prince. His friends claimed he was a Baratheon, and his enemies called him a Lannister. They were all wrong for before any of those things, he was Arthas Menethil, the Damned Prince of Lordaeron, the Betrayer, kinslayer and kingslayer. His sins were legion. Mother have mercy on his soul.
Crossover - Warcraft & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,317 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 4/10 - Arthas Menethil, Eddard S./Ned, Joffrey B.
Fifty Shades of Gryffindor by QuestionableInactivity reviews
A series of one-shots featuring characters from the world of Harry Potter getting laid in incredible fashion. Shameless PWP. HP/HG/GW/FD/LL/PP/etc. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,819 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 2/8/2018 - [Harry P., Fleur D., Hermione G., Ginny W.] - Complete
Our Blades Are Sharp by spectre4hire reviews
The Houses of Bolton and Stark share a bloody history. Twice have the Boltons rebelled against the Starks, and twice have they been forced to bend the knee. The Lord of the Dreadfort, Roose Bolton decides a different tactic to strengthen his house under the Warden of the North. He offers his trueborn son and heir, Domeric Bolton as a ward to House Stark. Cover by Hecate Blackmood96
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 321,750 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 2,694 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Domeric B., Sansa S.] Eddard S./Ned, Robb S. - Complete
Salt-Breaker by Team Otters reviews
In Rome, Poseidon is called Neptune. In Westeros, they call him the Drowned God. Percy Jackson washes ashore in the Iron Islands and the Ironborn don't know whether to revere him or murder him. If only they'd known the cautionary tale of what happened to Atlantis.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,740 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 9/14/2019 - Published: 7/6/2019 - Percy J.
The Spider and the Fly by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Harry has faced down dementors, Death Eaters, and Dark Lords. None of it has prepared him for Phaedra Zabini. Smut Warning: Not for younger audiences. A bit sinister with some mild dubcon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,866 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 8/16/2019 - Published: 9/6/2018 - Harry P., Mrs. Zabini - Complete
You Meet in Paris by enembee reviews
...and she eclipses the sun. A short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 183 - Published: 7/3/2019 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
The Last Rose of Summer by joe6991 reviews
Retired Auror Harry Potter is summoned back to Hogwarts one last time, to solve one last mystery, to cheat death again, and make amends for the sins of the past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,519 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/1/2019 - Complete
The Half-Blood Romantic by Sophprosyne reviews
There's nobody like her. She's smart, beautiful, and witty. Unfortunately for Harry, she's also engaged. When Fleur Delacour returns to Hogwarts to help prepare for the war against Voldemort, Harry has to manage an uneasy balance between the demands of the war and the demands of the heart. Harry/Fleur during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 134,375 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 4,088 - Updated: 2/8/2019 - Published: 8/24/2017 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
The Black Prince by cxjenious reviews
He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,771 - Reviews: 3151 - Favs: 8,902 - Follows: 10,067 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 3/7/2015
An Unfound Door by joe6991 reviews
War is coming to Hogwarts, and Harry Potter, fifth-year Ravenclaw, is beset on all sides by enemies unknown, unseen, and unfound…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,451 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 2,237 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Heartlands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,517 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,572 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Parvati P. - Complete
Dragons of Ice and Fire by serpentguy reviews
There are things hidden in the far north, secrets buried under ice. Jon Snow faces the white walkers early, and stumbles upon a power that could change the world. It forges a new path for him and everyone around him - and a new journey south, a journey as a dragon. The world begins to change - with steel and snow, fire and blood...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 880,724 - Reviews: 3232 - Favs: 3,559 - Follows: 3,563 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Jon S.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2269 - Favs: 12,545 - Follows: 12,512 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Conversations by SilverWolf7007 reviews
In which Remus is not going to steal James's wife. A few conversations between the Marauders and Lily over the years. Sort of prequel to Unmitigated Chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What's a Little Death between friends? by kathryn518 reviews
After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 79,067 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 7,335 - Follows: 8,957 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 6,291 - Follows: 5,426 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 5,857 - Follows: 6,439 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5760 - Favs: 18,064 - Follows: 20,925 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 6,230 - Follows: 3,844 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7131 - Favs: 14,773 - Follows: 11,590 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Favour by mrs.milfoy reviews
Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Cry Me A River by VereorFaux reviews
Zoe Thomson wasn't really sure what to think of Harry Potter when she met him. That ugly ring on his hand, that weird clock in his hands and the way he looked at her made her uneasy. It was as if he knew something she didn't know, and she didn't like that at all. (No pairings, One shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2600 - Favs: 6,718 - Follows: 6,409 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 178,578 - Reviews: 4154 - Favs: 10,935 - Follows: 12,864 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Resurrexit by Master Slytherin reviews
Ten years later. All was well ... until Harry's wife dies under suspicious circumstances. Harry will not rest until he has vengeance. Neville is tasked by the Ministry with uncovering the truth before the Chosen One does something he will regret ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,756 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Harry P., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Prisoner's Cipher by Ecthelion3 reviews
AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,457 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 4,134 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7367 - Favs: 14,860 - Follows: 16,508 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Uncle Harry by R-dude reviews
It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 625 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G., Dudley D. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 5,529 - Follows: 2,858 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 9,007 - Follows: 4,208 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Gravesong: Requiem by CareOtters reviews
In order to become the Master of Death, Harry Potter must first master the dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,568 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 13,341 - Follows: 15,317 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4669 - Favs: 12,422 - Follows: 12,496 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3913 - Favs: 11,366 - Follows: 12,531 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 9,772 - Follows: 10,410 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Below Her Bed by TheNextFolchart reviews
No matter what she tells her family, she does not regret Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Playmate by Yunaine reviews
Gabrielle Delacour makes a spontaneous decision that changes her entire life. Unfortunately, the consequences are permanent. - Set during and after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 490 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Gabrielle D. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Last Avatar by The Sorting Cat reviews
Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,342 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 3,196 - Follows: 3,536 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P.
The Minister's Daughter by Don E. Delivery reviews
Harry Potter always had a way of attracting trouble. Who knew trouble could be so attractive? Some Harry/Ginny; Some Harry/OC. One does not simply sex up the French Minister of Magic's daughter and expect it to stay quiet... CHAPTER NINE POSTED ON 8.30.13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,337 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 7,489 - Follows: 2,189 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Easy Choice by Emerald Ashes reviews
You follow in your father's footsteps, but you aren't your father, never have been, and it doesn't take long to realize that this isn't the life you want. It's too late by then, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
What's In A Name? by Newcomb reviews
Tom Riddle, age 16, visits the Chamber of Secrets one night to consult the basilisk on a most important matter: his brand-new, Very Scary new name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,194 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 3,371 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
Unatoned by SeriousScribble reviews
Secrets of the war, a murder and a fatal attraction: After his victory over Voldemort, Harry became an Auror, and realised quickly that it wasn't at all like he had imagined. Disillusioned with the Ministry, he takes on a last case, but when he starts digging deeper, his life takes a sudden turn … AUish, Post-Hogwarts. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,724 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,955 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Twine Bracelet by CheddarTrek reviews
Colin Creevey leaves his camera with a muggle girl but never returns to collect it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 124 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Colin C., OC - Complete
Not the Golden Route by Romantic Silence reviews
Telling your best friend that you slept with his not-really-official-yet girlfriend is never easy... especially when the three of you have just been captured by Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death Shall Have No Dominion by Morta's Priest reviews
"You are cordially offered a position in the Department of Mysteries." Harry receives a most unexpected offer from the Ministry of Magic - but why? Nothing is as it seems on the Ninth Level... Unspeakable!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,472 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P.
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Hocus Pocus, Adele Polkiss by Ecmm reviews
HPxOC. Runs along with the original storyline. Adele Polkiss is the younger sister of Piers Polkiss, a close friend of Dudley Dursley. This way she meets Harry Potter, a curious boy with a mysterious past, and a wonderful secret... Magic! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., OC
Outside These Walls by silentclock reviews
The fires of resistance fade one by one, the walls close in, and Harry forsakes his last ties to his homeland, fleeing Britain's dark shores with Daphne at his side. -Oneshot-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 129 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Renegade Cause by Silens Cursor reviews
A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,606 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 2,010 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 116 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 2,960 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
The Wand Shop Sketch by NothingPretentious reviews
"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/18/2011 - G. Ollivander - Complete
Point Game by Silens Cursor reviews
Harry and Tonks have a conversation, and it turns into something more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 126 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 5,147 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Epiphany by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry Potter one shot. Harry has a spark of clarity during the final battle with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
Case 129 by Silens Cursor reviews
Three investigators. Two suspects. One murder. Nothing that special... or at least that's what they thought. Winner of the DLP February Dark Arts competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 129 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Happiness in Azkaban by Myst Shadow reviews
::one-shot:: "Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?" ::Cedric is dead and Harry needs /something/ - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 117 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 1,030 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 157 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
The Skitterleap by enembee reviews
Fifty years ago, Grindelwald won the duel that shaped the world. In a land overwhelmed by darkness, a hero emerges: a young wizard with the power, influence and opportunity to restore the light. Harry Potter, caught up in a deadly game of cat and mouse, must decide what he truly believes. Does this world deserve redemption? Or, more importantly, does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,165 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2740 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
A Clock on the Face of Hell by IdSayWhyNot reviews
Fate was sealed that night. I was to live and fight, to breathe and conquer. The night I died and lived England celebrated the end of the nightmare that had yet to begin and praised the baby they would later fear and hate. I am Harry Potter. I am legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,514 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., F. Flitwick
Escape to Darkness by kmfrank reviews
After Voldemort's resurrection, Harry awakens to a cold stone floor. After years of toiling with a "reformed" dark wizard willing to aid his revenge, Harry escapes from Nurmengard and finds that the Wizarding world has changed...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,065 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Harry P., Gellert G.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 3,924 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Whatever Happened to Bromance? by vlad the inhaler reviews
Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V.
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15116 - Favs: 24,048 - Follows: 9,820 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Snitch Game by Silens Cursor reviews
One evening, Harry's in a bit of a tight spot, so he travels over to the Hog's Head for a drink. What he gets is advice about sex in the wizarding world from none other than Nymphadora Tonks. Rated for mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 137 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 250 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Nice Try, Potter by Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 133 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Time to Dance by Laurielove reviews
One-shot. Five years after the war. Deathly Hallows compliant. Harry one day comes across a woman he has not seen for many years. Rated M for good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 290 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dark Knight by Denial and Deception reviews
Madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push...Dark!Harry, Evil!Harry, Azkaban,Rated M for violence, You knew someone would do this eventually...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,603 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P.
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - [Petunia D., Remus L.] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
To Love in Vain by vlad the inhaler reviews
A twist on Ron Weasley and the Love Potion mishap in book six.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Harry P., Romilda V. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 511 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 249 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 8,671 - Follows: 2,274 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 380 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 452 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 273 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6421 - Favs: 17,318 - Follows: 6,095 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 5,008 - Follows: 975 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 225 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 3,424 - Follows: 906 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
To Deny Defeat by vlad the inhaler reviews
Harry Potter never accepts defeat. Never.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 4,574 - Follows: 1,024 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 547 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 573 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Everything About You by njhill22 reviews
This is the story of a very unlikely pairing in a love, hate…more hate relationship. This is a cynical look back on how it all began and the maddening realization of why it hasn’t ended. A Harry, Pansy pairing. Yes, I have undertaken the implausible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 1,256 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Ne Fiat Lux by Silver Pard reviews
AU: In a world where the beginning was different, Harry rants on why he's turned out the way he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 135 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Veela Involved Series of Unfortunate Events by Shezza reviews
Harry Potter was enjoying Bill Weasley's prewedding party until young Gabrielle Delacour completely ruined his night. Now, Harry Potter must flee from an enraged Bill, a lovestruck Gabrielle and a horde of wellmeaning and misinterpreted Veela.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 353 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Perception by Lady Salazar reviews
Voldemort is dead. James Potter killed him. But Voldemort killed James, and Harry fulfilled the Prophecy. Confused? Well, it’s all in perception anyway. HPLEP, sort of HPGW and JPLEP. Oneshot, short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 360 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 599 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 366 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 323 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Polywank by LizardLaugh reviews
Tonks laughed. “No, not much use for polyjuice, though I did quite well at it as I recall. The whole class was very anxious to see what form my partner would take.” Honks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Narcotic Effects by Mehetabelo reviews
After the final battle Harry can find solace in nothing and believes himself to be a failure because of the loss of his friends. A certain manipulative, platinum haired woman decides to yank him out of the downward spiral that is his life. HarryNarcissa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,337 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Forgetful by The Evil Author reviews
Harry PotterMen in Black - Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/26/2004
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 118 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Ruined In A Day by Net Girl reviews
Harry makes a foray into his own dark side ... with shattering consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,338 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 350 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete