Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
My name is Kathryn!
I'm in eighth grade or year, what ever you wanna call it, at a private school in the USA...
I also live in California!
please don't call it Cali. Unless you are singing. I have never heard someone who lives here call it Cali. And Edward doesn't giggles. That sounds so wrong! HE CHUCKLES! SM would never make him 'giggle'.
Reds are pretty blonds are smart, but it takes a Brunette to steal a guy's heart!
Okay I just updated my profile so I got rid of allot of boring stuph/ moved it to a category!
and I just made this up ;) : Get on the magical rainbow of insperation and let it slide you where ever you want to go. Then wonder 'How the heck am I sliding on an imaginary rainbow?!'
The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
"Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."
-My mind is like a steel trap- rusty and illegal in 37 states.
My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
-You think I'm crazy? Well, at least I admit it.
Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
"I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that do not work." -Thomas Edison.
Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
"Don't go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." -Anonymous
I'm not lying-I'm writing fiction with my mouth - Homer Simpson
Girls are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree
all girls copy and paste this to your page
A BLACK MAN WENT INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE IS THE ONLY BLACK PERSON IN THERE! AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT DOWN BEHIND HIM AND THE WHITE MAN SAID: "COLOURED PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE!" THE BLACK MAN REPLIED... "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK!" "WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK!" "WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK!" "WHEN I'M IN THE SUN I'M BLACK!" "WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK!" "WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK!" BUT YOU SIR!... "WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK!" "WHEN YOUR SICK YOU TURN GREEN!" "WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR RED!" "WHEN YOUR COLD YOU TURN BLUE!" "WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN PURPLE!" "AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO DISS MY COLOUR!" THE BLACK MAN TURNED AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY!
Put this on your profile to stop racism !!
'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
Although not familiar
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the
What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
-You know, there are poor people in Africa who can't afford sarcasm, and yet you abuse it.
Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right when he lied and told them there was no candy left.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."
"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?
Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style.
I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
Do not run in the school hall, gliding is more fun.
Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.
Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
OMC-Since Edward is a perfict angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.
Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
That, my children, is called a wall. but beware the wall is solid. yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for i have attempted this many times before.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!
- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes i just don't show up.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
-I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porfiel
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dummy?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, RUN!"
Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh.
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
cheeze-its make the world go roundif you love cheeze-its almost as much as I do copy and paste to your profile
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you kinda think mosquitoes are a little bit cooler now because they suck blood (which makes them kinda like a vampire) copy this into your profile(i read a poem about it,if u wanna read it pm me!)
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...(I'm always board)
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, Team Alice
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the darn Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.
If you ever thought you were good at keeping secrets but just realized your not copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)
If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song ~I hate you, you hate me, let’s chase Barney up a tree ect.-Personally, I like this version better~ to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. (ALL THE FREAKIN’ TIME!)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, Bella, Alice, or any other Twilight names, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (I can! I think...)
If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (More times than I can count...)
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
ThInGs To PoNdEr:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Why is round pizza in a square box?
Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies sleep for only two hours?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?