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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

My name is Kathryn!

I'm in eighth grade or year, what ever you wanna call it, at a private school in the USA...

I also live in California!

please don't call it Cali. Unless you are singing. I have never heard someone who lives here call it Cali. And Edward doesn't giggles. That sounds so wrong! HE CHUCKLES! SM would never make him 'giggle'.

Reds are pretty blonds are smart, but it takes a Brunette to steal a guy's heart!

Okay I just updated my profile so I got rid of allot of boring stuph/ moved it to a category!

and I just made this up ;) : Get on the magical rainbow of insperation and let it slide you where ever you want to go. Then wonder 'How the heck am I sliding on an imaginary rainbow?!'

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

"Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

My Mind:

-My mind is like a steel trap- rusty and illegal in 37 states.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

-You think I'm crazy? Well, at least I admit it.

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

Quotes

"I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that do not work." -Thomas Edison.

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

"Don't go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." -Anonymous

I'm not lying-I'm writing fiction with my mouth - Homer Simpson

Random

Girls are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

all girls copy and paste this to your page

A BLACK MAN WENT INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE IS THE ONLY BLACK PERSON IN THERE! AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT DOWN BEHIND HIM AND THE WHITE MAN SAID: "COLOURED PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE!" THE BLACK MAN REPLIED... "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK!" "WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK!" "WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK!" "WHEN I'M IN THE SUN I'M BLACK!" "WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK!" "WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK!" BUT YOU SIR!... "WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK!" "WHEN YOUR SICK YOU TURN GREEN!" "WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR RED!" "WHEN YOUR COLD YOU TURN BLUE!" "WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN PURPLE!" "AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO DISS MY COLOUR!" THE BLACK MAN TURNED AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY!

Put this on your profile to stop racism !!

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.

What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.

'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.

It's likely she can also think

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

-You know, there are poor people in Africa who can't afford sarcasm, and yet you abuse it.
-Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
-I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right when he lied and told them there was no candy left.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

Do not run in the school hall, gliding is more fun.

Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

OMC-Since Edward is a perfict angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

That, my children, is called a wall. but beware the wall is solid. yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for i have attempted this many times before.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes i just don't show up.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porfiel

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dummy?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, RUN!"

Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh.

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

C&P

cheeze-its make the world go roundif you love cheeze-its almost as much as I do copy and paste to your profile

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you kinda think mosquitoes are a little bit cooler now because they suck blood (which makes them kinda like a vampire) copy this into your profile(i read a poem about it,if u wanna read it pm me!)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...(I'm always board)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, Team Alice

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the darn Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.

If you ever thought you were good at keeping secrets but just realized your not copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)

If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song ~I hate you, you hate me, let’s chase Barney up a tree ect.-Personally, I like this version better~ to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. (ALL THE FREAKIN’ TIME!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, Bella, Alice, or any other Twilight names, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (I can! I think...)

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (More times than I can count...)

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? So what's the speed of dark?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station...
If quitters never win and winners never quit- what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Why is round pizza in a square box?

Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies sleep for only two hours?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5030 - Favs: 5,050 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13050 - Favs: 6,178 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Two Can Tango by Angelznight3000 reviews
Bella has gotten herself into another Alice scheme: Tango lessons. She ends getting an unlikely partner, Edward, her dance instructor. Read as they cross the thin line between student and teacher. R&R All Human, All real Drama
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,684 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
DoctorPatient Confidentiality by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Bella has taken on a new job as a government research psychologist. Her first patient, Subject 342, a vampire named Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,458 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Into the Dragon's Heart by alygdgrl reviews
After unwittingly saving Harry Potter's life, Draco Malfoy is forced to deal with the consequences of his actions and the love that inevitably followed one fateful, frozen December day. He was not the only one willing to save a life Harry/Draco .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 118,945 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hard to Concentrate by CGarman reviews
SEQUEL TO COFFEE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER! As marriage starts being the next step Bella and Edward decide to take a step back from the norm. Joy, heartache, and love! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,053 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5869 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3279 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 1,951 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Choices by LeesaM reviews
This story takes place in Eclipse when Riley goes to Bella’s room to gather her belongings for Victoria. This is what could have happened if Bella had arrived while he was still there, and the events following.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,935 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Notes by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward and Bella share a love note one day in class... "Okay, it’s settled then. I’ll take out our teacher, and then we’ll meet in the back of my car." "Yes, that’s our style: a quickie in the back of your car" Sequel is now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Angels Sing, Gods Play The Piano by coquelicotte reviews
Welcome to Washington State Music Academy:Bella Swan gets accepted into a prestigious music academy, where she meets the mysteriously gorgeous Edward Cullen. They make beautiful music, but can that be enough for them to realize their love? ALL HUMAN! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,520 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
China Doll by Madame Meg reviews
All Bella ever wanted was love from her father, King Charlie. But when he starts to love her in the wrong way, she escapes, disguised. A vampire prince called Edward saves her from starvation, but can he save her from her father that pursues her? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
What The Hell! by EMMA ROCX reviews
Whem Mike ask's a strange question to Bella what will happen? What will Bella say? And Maurice the talking blender? Mike in a mask? FIND OUT! Oh and um ... REVIEW! XD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella
Princes and Us by DazzledByEdward17 reviews
ALL HUMAN Bella, Alice and Rosalie are sisters, they go to a boarding school in Washington. Edward, Emmett and Jasper show up and turn out to be princes of england...see what happens! it's my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,290 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5467 - Favs: 7,914 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learning To Fall by A Kind Kiss reviews
Leaving her past, Bella moves to Forks one summer and finds that her father has turned the house into a boarding house! There she meets five extraordinary people, including one boy who makes the unexpected happen. AU, All Human. Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,648 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Lower Latitudes by embella reviews
I walked in the door, slammed it behind me, and dropped my keys in the bowl quite loudly. It was another snowy day and to be honest I was tired of the Seattle weather. ”Girls, we are going to Key West." *Canon pairs; little OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2008
Don't Stop the Music by kim-macafee reviews
Bella is introduced to the single Edward on her birthday. Sparks flew. All human characters. Fluff galore! Characters are a little OOC. Finally complete. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 84,942 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coffee Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by CGarman reviews
All Human. Bella is scared of love, and all things commitment. When Edward falls for her, her whole outlook on being with someone is turned up side down. Will Edward be able to break down her walls? Will she let him get close enough? Summary changed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,031 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Backstage in Europe by MkGrays reviews
It's the summer after the girls 1 year of college and they need a job. They come across an audition to join a band as backstage singers. If the girls make it into the band they will be going on a summer long tour in Europe! Course they'll find love...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,449 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7675 - Favs: 9,029 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Girl by eyesofevergreen reviews
B/E When Charlie finds Edward in Bella's room, Bella is sent to live with her mother. So what happens when the Volturi decide to go vegitarian and announce the existance of vampires to the world? Vampire safety 101 as a part of the highschool curriculum.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,458 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work is a positive thing by xoVampiresxo reviews
Bella, a lawyer-trainee is given the opportunity to work at one of New York's most prestigious law firm, being under the handsome and delicious entrepreneur, Edward Cullen, as his assistant? Will things grow steamy and sparks sent flying? Lemons assured
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 95,062 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life wasn't complicated until i met you by ibexie reviews
All human. Bella, Alice and Rosalie were best friends through high school. Bella now works for Alice's dad and recently met her brother Edward. She trys to set Edward up with Rosalie, only finding in the process that she herself has fallen for him. OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,554 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Let Me Tell You Why I Would Die For You by lollypopgirl222 reviews
To Payton love really is a fairy tale and men will only cause you pain, but when she meets Embry he's dertermined to change her mind Imprint Story EmbryxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,054 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Embry, Jacob - Complete
Memories by starfireash reviews
Bella can play with people's memories. she can remember everything from everyone else's lives. everyone's except her own. the only thing she remember's is her name and the fact that she was in love... but with who?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,564 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
Out of the Blue by midnitesparkle17 reviews
-ALL HUMAN- Alice takes all of her friends to go camping with Jasper's friends. Edward meets Bella but Bella is not single What will Bella's Boyfriend do to make Bella leave him? Edward falls head over heels for Bella and it changes his life. BEING EDITED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,534 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He's All That by contradictively ironic reviews
AU. All Human. Bella has never had an easy life. When she meets Edward Cullen, everything becomes so much more complicated. Can they overcome the obstacles? Or will fate intervene? All characters belong to Stephenie Meyer. Rated 'M' for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,726 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Life Stolen by newfoundlove reviews
Sequel to A Heart's Savior. Bella and Edward are happily married, starting on this new chapter of their life together - a baby. Is the tragedy that falls upon them survivable? All Human/AU, Rated M for sexual content and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,633 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 3,911 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Lost and Then Found by gottaluvtwilight reviews
Bella and Edward were BFFs, until Edward suddenly disappeared. Now, thirty years later, they meet again. What will happen? Please read my ANs! BxE No flames please! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,853 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007
Bite Me by Kathryn Winters reviews
My friend and I had a very paranoid conversation about what would happen if the Volturi came looking for us, we live like a three hour drive from Forks, WA...and this was the story that came out of it. Contains Spoilers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Simply Dazzling by EdwardAddict reviews
Cuddling up with the scrumptious-smelling Edward gives Bella a great idea. Why not bottle his scent and sell it? Just think how much happier the women of the world would be! Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stand in the Rain by MkGrays reviews
A future Edward? A future Bella? 75 years later, new gadgets, new style. After Edward left, Bella was changed without him, or any of the Cullen’s knowing. What happens when they meet back up? All Vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,178 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starlight Crossings by BlueDolphinz reviews
Bella Parker and Edward Cullen are vampires with chemistry. How do they realize their bond... and what obstacles come in their way? AU. All Vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,658 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Love in Ireland by MkGrays reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie decide to go on a trip to Ireland near the same time the boys do. They haven't met each other yet, but will in some awkward situations... All of them are Vampires
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,262 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Falling Up by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
When you've got a Guy that gets everything,a Girl who's utterly stubborn,who both have problems brewing beneath the surface Throw in the dangerous,intimidating jungle that's high school,and it becomes a whole lot harder for opposites to attract.1000review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,672 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3551 - Favs: 4,550 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Stalker, Stalker, Saviours by BookMe reviews
The girls are living in Seattle, with some sort of creepy stalker after them. What happens when the boys step in and move in? ExB EmxR AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Edward's Resistance by librina reviews
Edward couldn't control himself in biology on Bella's first day. What would lie ahead of them as vampires? ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,345 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Transience by Annilaia reviews
Bella is a vampire with a complete blank for a past. When she meets the beautiful Edward Cullen it's love at first sight. Both of them will realize that he has had a bigger impact on her life than they expected, and he will help her remember her past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,742 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
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Oh My God? reviews
hum.. is it really the big man upstairs? or mabey someone a little smaller? ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Alice - Complete
I'll follow that cat anywhere reviews
Yes this is a Jake imprint story... with an interesting twist. Don't read if you cant handle this : One Shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Jacob, Lauren - Complete
My Review song's reviews
Yep!I have decided to post all the songs I make/remake to get reviews!Everytime I make up a new song that means I want more reviews for one of my stories*Hint, hint* Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Edward and Bella get married reviews
Edward and Bella get married. YAY Emmetts gonna help. But how? Find out and review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete