Dreamchylde
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Joined 07-23-07, id: 1332984, Profile Updated: 10-26-12
Author has written 16 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

UPDATE: Soon. Very soon.

-- -glomps Alternator Jazzyman avatar- "Into the water! Let's be daring! Last one in is a rusty herring!"

Me: Just in case you're curious... the screen-name 'Dreamchylde' isn't based on some weird Mary-Sueish fantasy. It's been my moniker for quite some time in both real life and online. It's based on my initials, on my uncanny ability to zone out completely, my infantile humor, and my need to experiment with things that shouldn't be touched. When phrases such as 'I wonder if this burns' or 'Ask me if I'm an orange' are heard, then it is wise to leave the area immediately. Especially with the former.

Stories: I'm in the process of catching up with chapters for 'Young Turks' so certain events in 'Countdown of the Ancients' make sense. I wasn't going to have the stories relate at all, but that has changed, hopefully for the better. Be warned that plot-bunnies and caffeinated Seekers have a tendency to annoy me. Plot bunny stories are for fun. My serious writing is 'Countdown of the Ancients' and 'Young Turks'.

Art: I keep saying I'm going to post some pictures on my DA account and one of the free moments I will. I swear I will! You can see my boys and what I look at every day on there. Just a few of my junkyard pictures and stuff is up. I have a weird fascination with cars. http:///

You can also find me hanging out in the Comics In Disguise forums under the persona of Stealthshadow. http:///

Warning: I would like to point out that there are some disturbing and violent parts to my stories. These stories are rated 'T' because of that. I do not write smut.

While I do enjoy some pairings in fanfiction, I do not approve of the rape and torture fics that are appearing more frequently on the site. Rape is not funny, nor is it sexy. If you are a reader or writer who disagrees with me on this subject allow me to pose one question to you: What would you do if you found your children reading stories about cartoon characters being raped and tortured? Please keep in mind that there are children who visit the site and seriously think about what you have written before posting.


A bit about my thought process: I was in the 4th grade (yes, I am that old) when the Transformers cartoon first aired, and this fangirl was born. I always loved Jazz and his cool as ice personality, I wished someone as cool as Jazz would fall into my life. -swoons- And I held a crush for Starscream. Even today I find him one of the more engaging characters, and I love him as the anti-hero in Armada. So it makes me wonder about the whole 'girls love the badboy' mentality. I adore the Twins, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe; they pose an interesting possibility of one mind/spark in two bodies. Thundercracker is one of the most interesting characters in the Transformers mulitverse with so much potential. He's an enigma of conflicting thoughts and emotions driving him in every direction. It's just exciting to even ponder what kind of internal turmoil he must be going through. And Skywarp... Skywarp, I believe, puts on an act that he's not very bright just so he can get away with some of his antics.

Rant: I don't understand why in TF:TM they felt it necessary to kill off a ton of characters. Yeah, I realize it's in a war with wartime mentalities, but Skywarp, Thundercracker, Ratchet, Prowl and Ironhide were awesome characters. There was no need to kill them off!! (Which in why I will never use the TF:TM references or story in any of my work) And I'll admit now that I cried when both Optimus Prime and Starscream died. And we just won't go there about the new movies and what they did to Jazz and Ironhide. Just. Don't. Go. There.

I am also highly disappointed in the IDW-verse. I was thinking about looking into the series because of some of the great fics out there by other writers, but after seeing the mosaic where Simon Furman butchered Sunstreaker... just no. Just no freaking way will I spend my hard earned money on crap where they destroy one of my favorite characters.

Fav Movies: New Transformers, LoTR Trilogy, 5th Element, Original Star Wars, all the Godzilla movies (except the American one, that one wasn't worthy of the name Godzilla.), The Princess Bride, Willow, Labyrinth, Hellboy I & II, The Dark Knight, Ironman.

Fav Books: The Wheel of Time series, the Pern series, all of the Drizzt books, LoTR

Fav Music/Singer: Celldweller, VNV Nation, Malice Mizer, Enigma, Gackt, KMFDM, DJ Tiesto, Deadmau5, Delerium, Front 242, Linkin Park, Leonard Cohen, T.M. Revolution, - eclectic, I know.

Fav Artist: Michael Whellan.

Go visit Midian3k on Youtube and listen to his awesome work!

Arrival to Earth/Scorponok Theme (Midian Remix)

Dreamchylde


PLEASE DO NOT USE MY CHARACTERS OR CREATIONS WITHOUT MY WRITTEN APPROVAL:

Character Biography for Rachel Milne: (heroine of most of my stories) Rated independently an 18 on the Mary-Sue Litmus Test.

Age: 27 - 02/19/1980. Appearance: 5'6", mousy, long brown hair and brown eyes (until the nanite exposure, now they're a weird murky purple/brown) Education: Two Doctorates, Electrical Engineering and Supramolecular Chemistry from MIT Profession: Was leading scientist for the Nanotechnology Program at Kirtland National Labs. Now works with Ratchet and Wheeljack. Is also the liaison between the Autobots and the upper echelons of the US Government. Persona: Shy, quiet, slightly antisocial due to shyness but works well with others, gets defensive over her work, actually speaks well in front of crowds or lectures. Is prone to serious panic attacks, candidate for ulcers. Current Situation: Lives permanently with the Autobots. Has a serious romantic relationship with Jazz. And due to nanite exposure has some strange 'abilities': Can see energy signatures, everything from the power in a battery to the pulse of a mech's spark. Higher brain functions with math and learning languages and able to design and build new electronic devices. Created a wireless version of Teletraan 1 that she can carry about with her. Likes: Dancing (is her second love after science, pre-Jazz of course), the color red, music, her red MP3 player, Pepsi, Porsches (obviously). Dislikes: A certain snarky Seeker, spiders, flying, people not giving her a chance to prove her worth, people criticizing her work, watching Jazz leave on a mission or for a battle.

Character Biography for Stealthshadow: (minor character turned into a main character in 'Young Turks') (He's got fangirls even!)

Skywarp's creator. Age: Indeterminate. Appearance: Mech. Cybertronian stealth flier. Muted jet-black with narrow silver stripes along his wing edges. Worldly vibrant green optics. Profession: High-ranking Wraith officer and veteran of the Scintillian war. (Retired?) Persona: Pain in the aft, foul mouthed, cold and devious, smart-aft, sneaky, crass, can be charming in his own twisted way, protective of Skywarp and the other younglings. Keeps his wits about him. Keeps you guessing on what his motives might be. Keeps his IQ well-hidden. Head-over-heels in love with a certain blue flier, but won't admit it. Can and has no problem with using force or violence to protect what (or who)means the most to him. Current Situation: Presumed offline. Last seen in Iacon. Led rescue parties into Ky-Alexia to rescue Neutrals. Current whereabout are unknown.

Character Biography for Nebula: (minor character turned into a main character in 'Young Turks')

Thundercracker's creator and Starscream's guardian. Age: Indeterminate. Appearance: Femme. Alpha Class Cybertronian Guardian Flier. Dark silvery-blue. Violet optics. Profession: Retired Air Commander, Flight Squadron AA-17. Persona: Passionate, noble, sweet, caring, protective of her youngling Thundercracker and her two 'adopted' younglings, Starscream and Skywarp. Highly intelligent. Enamored with a certain playboy flier. Current Situation: Deceased. Shot down during a rescue attempt in Ky-Alexia. Received Cybertron Medal of Honor and Autobot Medal of Freedom posthumously.

Wraith and Wraith Technology: A group of seven elite fighters, the Wraith are a covert fighting force in the Cybertronian Guardian Forces. They are the end-all-be-all for Black Ops - Delta Force and the Navy Seals have nothing on these guys. Motto is: Get in, get out, leave no trace, leave no witnesses, leave no mech behind. Their weapons and technology are unheard of in Cybertronian society and it is quite possible that their technology was taken from unknown alien sources. Shadows in the dark. Loyal to each other and Cybertron, you will not find a more fierce or more loyal warrior than a Wraith. You don't want to piss one of these guys off.

The Nanites and Nanotechnology: Nanotechnology refers to a field of sciences and technology that centers around the control of matter on the atomic and molecular scale, and the creation and fabrication of materials and devices (microcomputers) that lie within the size range of 100 nanometers. Dr. Rachel Milne designed and programmed nanites(microcomputers) with the ability to meld with metal and make armor, specifically HumVee's and Kevlar body armor, impervious to any and all forms of damage.

The Horde: Stemming from poorly manufactured nanites with the sole intent to poison her Decepticon captors, Rachel unknowingly gave the basic formula for the armor enhancing nanites to the Constructicon Hook. In the aftermath of the massacre on the Nemesis, Hook used the dead and dying Decepticons and transformed them into a drone army using Combiner technology and the specialized armor intent of wiping out the Autobots and all of humanity. Somewhere between the activation of the Combiner technology and the increasing concentrations of nanites, the drones began to evolve and the Horde was born. After the destruction of Portland, only one of the Horde remained functioning and now is currently kept in stasis in the Autobot medical bay until a decision about the creature's future has been made. Before being placed in stasis, the creature was self-aware and able to communicate psychically with others. He has shown astounding feats of strength and possesses highly intelligent processing functions with only a basic neural net. Moral questions have made discussions on his well-being and his future among both humans and Autobots heated and ugly.


Stories!

Note to my readers: I have been updating the alternate modes of some of the G1 characters I use, call it writers prerogative, I try to preface each story with what I've changed so readers won't be too confused with my crazy writing. FYI: I am also posting stories for Moonpiper and those will have her name in the summaries.

101 Things To Do Before You Die - Jazz and Rachel's much needed vacation, unfortunately, they have chaperones. Aliens, skydiving and throwing sand at Lamborghinis! It's the intermezzo between 'Thrown To the Front Lines' and its sequel. -completed-

28 Skywarps - Following along the '28 prompt' theme, short stories about the prankster Seeker.

Action Figures or Why my Wingmates Hate Me - Based on Thundercracker's attempts to kill me while I work. Starscream's POV about toys and your best friends. Will/can go along with 'Young Turks'. -completed-

Always With You, Always With Me & A Valentine's Day Surprise - Always With You written by me - It's inventory day at the Ark and Jazz is out on a mission leaving Rachel alone on Valentine's Day. While she's working in the med bay and Wheeljack's lab strange things start appearing, including exploding confetti. A Valentine's Day Surprise written by Moonpiper - Jazz surprises Rachel in their stargazing glen. -completed-

Countdown of the Ancients - Sequel time! The Seekers are looking for something very important to them, but just what is it and why is Rachel important for this search? Jazz and Rachel at their best with the Seekers in a light that you've never seen them before! Are they finally going to tell Megatron to shove it up his afterburner for good, or will all their efforts be in vain and life as we know it be in danger? Life, the universe, and everything, come into play. -in progress-

Crayons - What happens when you give a certain mech a box of crayons and paper? Exactly! Portraits of everyone in the Ark! -completed-

Fallen - Jazz has a dream of Rachel. A side story that happens in Chapter 20 - The Return, of 'Thrown To the Front Lines' -completed-

Have a Paranoid Christmas - Everyone's favorite Security Director gets a strange visit on Christmas Eve. Written in the style of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.' Poem -completed-

Prank Club - No one talks about Prank Club! What do you offer Rachel in a contest to cause the most havoc? An uninterrupted week with Jazz! And what does Rachel do to ensure her success? Move over Sideswipe. There is a new prankster in the Ark and no one is safe! April Fool's Day story. -completed-

Quantum Mechanics for Autobots - Not all of Wheeljack's experiments end in explosions... Our favorite inventor pays his worst critics back in his own devious way. Blame the idea on Lia Jax and her man-eating bear.

Skywarp's Transformers Drinking Game - Our favorite immature Decepticon prankster has devised his own drinking game. Heavy emphasis on 'his' drinking game. Charmingly puerile with Skywarp's unique ability to twist anything to the Nth degree of vulgarity. Rated T. Not for the faint of spark or for canon-freaks!

So Much Can Be Said In A Song - The premise is to put your music playlist on shuffle, hit play and write for as long as each song plays. One of those challenge thingies that looked interesting, so I filed the idea away for later. Well, drabbles came to mind while writing my other stories and no amount of PostIt Notes could keep ideas at bay. I've changed the parameters of the challenge just to amuse myself and because I can. Drabbles are based on song lyrics that can be used in a story: meaning the lyrics aren't just flowery filler, they tell the story. -in progress-

Thrown to the Front Lines - Rachel, a young engineer, is working on creating micro computers (nanites) to help save people. She finds out her Porsche is an alien (Jazz) sent to keep her safe from another set of aliens who want her project. She falls in love with Jazz as her life gets stranger and stranger ending up with her being kidnapped and eventually the destruction of Portland, Oregon. She tries along side the Autobots to save the world from the Decepticons and a new menace. -completed- (will be cleaned up!)

Thundercracker Versus Dreamchylde: Morning Coffee - Ever since Movie Thundercracker came home he's had a passion for coffee. Missiles in your morning cup get old very quickly and he now has his very own cup just so he'll leave me alone! Goofy. Very goofy. Part of the 'Tales From the Desk Top' comic I'm working on.

Young Turks - The history of Starscream, Thundercracker and Skywarp as friends from childhood to being in the Decepticons together, the mythology behind what a true Seeker is and their ongoing quest to become Seekers. Delves deeply into each of their personalities, i.e. Starscream's neurosis, Skywarp's ADHD, and Thundercracker's unsure and almost apathetic nature. Violent and dark at times, but with good doses of humor. -in progress-


Permanent collection: (102 mechs and counting)

Alternators - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Jazz (best looking Jazz ever!), Bluestreak, Prowl, Mirage, Wheeljack

Animated - Jazz, Starscream, Prowl, Bulkhead, Soundwave, Laserbeak, Lockdown, Skywarp, Swoop, Jetstorm, Jetfire, Ratchet, Blurr, Sunstorm, Wreck-Gar

Armada - Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Sideswipe, Red Alert, Hot Shot

Binaltech - Jazz

Classics - Mirage, Ramjet, Skywarp

Energon - Starscream

Henkei - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Jetfire

Masterpiece - Skywarp, Starscream, Grimlock

Movie 2007 Voyager Figures - Jazz (Silver Solstice and G1 repaint), Rescue Ratchet, Ironhide, Blackout, Barricade, Chromia, Scorponok and Thundercracker! Ultimate Bumblebee (who sits here and talks to me. He says I'm his first human friend. Yay! )

Revoltech - Starscream

Robot Heroes - Movie Jazz, G1 Jazz, Protoform Jazz, Starscream, Thundercracker, Mirage, Optimus Prime, Cliffjumper, Frenzy, Sunstreaker, Galvatron, Blaster, Thrust, Ironhide, Kickback, Brawl, Sideswipe, Sideways

Takara - G1 Sideswipe, G1 Jazz, G1 Prowl

Titanium Series - Sideswipe, Thundercracker, Jazz

Universe 2.0 - Sunstreaker, Prowl, Bluestreak, Sideswipe, Ironhide, Hound, Ravage, Starscream, Ratchet, Acid Storm

Lots of ROTF figures! Lots of DOTM, Prime, and many more!


If you bothered to read all of this to the very end (including this statement!) Please Rate and Review my work! I'm looking for helpful and constructive criticism and your input helps. I don't always get the time to answer my reviews, but I take all constructive input seriously: if I screwed up something, please tell me.

Don't Steal Cars! Or characters or story ideas or plots! Some people work very hard to come up with creative ideas for stories and people ripping them off ruins the fun and the creative juices that spawned them! Stealing is bad and you will go blind if you do it. Knowing is Half the Battle!

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Bushwhacked by Kisu Pure reviews
An average human, and an average Autobot, each with their own baggage. They discover that life is complicated. Hound/OFC; interspecies romance, drama, and conspiracies. G1 AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,908 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Beachcomber, Hound - Complete
Survival of the Idiots by Arctic Banana reviews
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe find themselves somehow lost in a forest that they don't remember ever going to. Chapter 2: The twins find themselves living in a hole as the sole survivors of a nuclear war. Chapter 3: Prowl signs Sunstreaker and Sideswipe up for Wheeljack's day care service.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Prowl, Wheeljack - Complete
No More Mr Nice Guy by Tirya King reviews
G1. Sideswipe goes a bit too far with his pranks and Prowl is fed up. It's time to stop being professional and start getting down and dirty.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,312 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Our Hearts Beat As One by Paleodex reviews
G1 Drabbles, ficlets and other shorts centered around the twins, written for the fanfic100 challenge. Latest ficlet: 060. Drink - Sideswipe has a little too much, and Prowl is not impressed. Angst.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,867 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Smile for the Camera by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008
Breaking the Rules by ryagelle's evil twin reviews
A series of oneshots based on the wonderful Skippy's List, involving some of our favorite Transformers. Crack ensues.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2007
Little Wonders by Crooked reviews
A frightening accident leaves a certain F15 Eagle fighter jet as a baby sparkling and Optimus has taken him in to raise him. Of course, Megatron finds this to be an excellent opportunity to mold the perfect soldier… Finally Updated!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,307 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Optimus Prime, Starscream
28 Starscreams by Balrog Roike reviews
He is treacherous and screechy - so much we know, but even under his polished and guarded shell there's more than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,793 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Culture Shock by Conna Stevenson reviews
Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
How do you feel? by RatchetsAngels reviews
Counselling sessions are causing more harm than good to the Autobots in Ark. But the shows must go on if First Aid wants to become a full medical officer. A background character gives better help to those affected by the recent counselling sessions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,013 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - First Aid, Ratchet
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Still Beautiful by John Smith reviews
Optimus Prime finds himself alone with Elita One for the first time in millions of years. As the past creeps up on them, he wonders if they can reclaim the bond they once shared.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Youngling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,059 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Through Fire and Flame by CasusFere reviews
28 Red Alerts for the meme that's been running around. 28 short stories featuring Red Alert, Autobot Security Director. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,534 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Wing Nuts by Thing With No Talent reviews
G1. Formerly 28 Aerialbots, until the crazy jets took over the story. We're flying without a destination now. Strap in and enjoy the ride. Barf bags are under the seat.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,562 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 11/8/2007
Twenty Eight Dead Ends by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1 Part of the 28 Dead End ficlets I'm writing for the 28s meme, about Dead End, the mopey!goth Stunticon. Mostly PG, but a few entries are slashy. Chapters not necessarily related.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,550 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Dead End
Transformers Dictionary by Pagen Godess reviews
A list of terms that every Transformers fan has to know. Ordered A-Z with bold capital letters seperating each section make finding a word easier.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Us Against the World by The Toe of Sauron reviews
Or, 28 Twins. IDW-AU. Sideswipe: gung-ho prankster. Sunstreaker: ego-centric sociopath. Inseparable. Unstoppable. Loyal to the end. Or, at least, that’s what everyone thought. Pre-Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,946 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
Snooping Quandary by cmdrtekk reviews
G1 AU- Thundercracker discovers something in Skywarp’s personal computer which causes confusion in the already less than dedicated seeker.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
Spiraling Out of Control by elvenarchress reviews
This is what happens when a fan gets ideas of her own... Based on Ajremix's crack pairing, I give you a lot of sentences of SandstormxFireflight love spawned by my own mind...Chapter 12: Theme Set Blue
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,661 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Sandstorm, Fireflight
The Switching Plate by Starseeded reviews
Armada/G1 Crossover: What happens when one of Wheeljack's lovely inventions do something completely unexpected? Total chaos, of course as bodies are switched between universes! Ch 4 - Starscream is about to get tagteamed
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Wheeljack
28 Sunstreakers by VectorSigma3441 reviews
Various universes - Sunstreaker, the brash, the bold, and the beautiful, all wrapped into one. Follow him on a series of unrelated events. Now in the process of being edited into something readable.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,776 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sunstreaker
Forged In Hell by Thing With No Talent reviews
G1. With his brother in serious trouble for almost killing someone, Sideswipe comes clean about the sequence of events that made up the Twins' lives before they joined the Autobots. Warnings for violence and a detailed look at a very rough life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,111 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008
What's That? by Blackbird Snow reviews
G1. Breakdown encounters a strange looking Autobot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Breakdown - Complete
A Small Problem by Hacker-Warrior reviews
G1 Wheeljack was simply testing a new device and Sunstreaker just wandered in at exactly the wrong time. What are the Autobots to do now that one of their best fighters is like...this!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Stunticons vs Combaticon by Ilyusha reviews
G1. Breakdown calls for help when Vortex’s taunting gets too much. And Motormaster actually responds. Slash only if you squint. Short and surprisingly cute... for Stunticons at any rate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
Mask of Words by Daggerpoint reviews
28 ficlets and drabbles about Bluestreak. There is more to him then an endless stream of words... Mix of G1, Movie, and whatever else I feel like throwing in, rating varies with each ficlet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 13,433 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Bluestreak
What's Wrong with a Little Destruction? by ajremix reviews
IDW 'verse. Various drabbles for the most badass strike force the Autobots have to offer: The Wreckers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 150 - Words: 167,378 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Springer - Complete
The Spires of Altihex by amidoh reviews
Starscream, a scientist from Kaon, never wanted a research partner. Now that he's found Skyfire, however, it's hard to let go. But Cybertron is changing, and it's getting difficult to keep up. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,712 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008
Ronin by KayDeeBlu reviews
* Movie Verse 07 AU * - Unsure of who and what he truly is, Thundercracker takes up with the Autobots and finds himself on a self conflicted, difficult journey to the destiny that awaits.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,644 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Thundercracker
Blackout and Barricade Go To Silent Hill by Arctic Banana reviews
What happens when two Decepticons get lost and end up in Silent Hill?
Crossover - Silent Hill & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Monty Python and Matrix of Leadership by Flareblade16 reviews
One-shot. Just a silly crossover fic between Monty Python and Transformers. Enjoy! Parodies the Black Kight skit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Fun In The Sun by Arctic Banana reviews
Humans aren't the only ones who enjoy vacations at the beach. It seems Transformers do too.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
A MarySue IN SPACE by Ace of Dreams reviews
Because no one has ever done a Mary-Sue parody before. Yeah right. Just fun, silly writing
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Showing Off by Arctic Banana reviews
Blackout and Barricade enter Scorponok and Frenzy into the weirdest Cybertronian pet show ever.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Spark Sitting by Arctic Banana reviews
Prowl volunteers to watch Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. What at first seems like another hectic night of Lambo-twin mayhem eventually takes a drastic turn when the twins realize that Prowl's a bit more fun to hang out with than they originally thought.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Stand Back, I'm Going To Try Science by Shimegami reviews
G1 oneshot. Starscream, Wheeljack, and Perceptor are stranded on an alien planet due to one of Wheeljack's inventions going wrong, as usual. Not as usual, they have to rely on other skills to find their way home. Namely: science. Primus help us all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Hit The Brakes by Shimegami reviews
Random drabbles of the 2007 movieverse. Humor, drama, and everything inbetween. Next Up: Ratchet puts the fear of god into Prowl. Remember to drink your energon, kids!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
A Collection of CrackFics by Arctic Banana reviews
A series of movie-verse crack-fics inspired by my and my sister's bizarre thought-processes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Inner Battles by xMoonStorm reviews
This is a little spit of humor that out of wanting to be random, I decided to write. Fair warning Hard language meaning naughty and its about the Decepticons. Though I hope you get a good laugh from it anyway
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Thirty five Wheeljacks by sonofan8track reviews
G1 What will eventually be 35 stories featuring Wheeljack. Suggestions for additional prompts are welcome. Any applicable warnings will be at the start of each story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,876 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007
101 Ways To Know You're Addicted To Transformers by eeyop1428 reviews
Just as the title says - a 100-strong list of common and weird symptoms of Transformers addiction. Read on inside! *Revised January 2015*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Energon Goggles by Fire Redhead reviews
Oneshot. Skywarp gets over-energized on Energon and now Earth's "single" jets are not safe from this inebriated Decepticon
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Brotherhood of Sighs by Charon the Sabercat reviews
Red Alert's depressed as all get out, and wanders off to think. Starscream cheers him up. Written in an hour in the middle of the night. Be nice. Only slash if you want it to be.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
When Ironhide Met Chromia by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
A series of oneshots describing seperate stages in their strange relationship. IronhideXChromia but of course, OptimusXElita. The rating will eventually go up. :D
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,180 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
How to tow a Datsun by Hunting Osprey reviews
In the aftermath of a mission gone wrong Prowl suffers the consequences of neglecting his health while in the company of Jazz, the Twins and the Wreckers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,858 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007
Beware the Fangirls by Kenya Starflight reviews
A teleportation accident lands Thundercracker and Skywarp in a weird alternate universe. Now Thundercracker must face the most terrifying creatures of all... fangirls.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
Attack of the Plot Bunnies by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz and Bumblebee trick Optimus Prime into saying a bad word.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by Arctic Banana reviews
Bumblebee can't sleep, so Ratchet allows him to sleep in his room, unfortunately at the sacrifice of his own sleep.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
Movie Night by Arctic Banana reviews
After being left home alone, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe decide to watch some scary movies, and then become scared themselves.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Learning Curve by The Moonless Night reviews
Movieverse The Autobots, warriors turned refugees, hide on earth in plain sight. Can they learn to get along with their new human neighbors, or will they ultimately be revealed by simple misunderstandings?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,121 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Tales of Mojo 'Superdog' by Phoenix13 reviews
MOVIEVERSE The adventures of Sam's Chihuahua, Mojo, with the Autobots. Chapter 11 Bumblebee, Sam, and Mojo are caught red-handed in Optimus Prime's quarters looking for naughty femme material under his recharge berth - but by who?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,226 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007
Autobot's Guide to Human Recreation by Kisu Pure reviews
Movieverse. Short stories documenting the Autobots trying their hand at a few of the humans' favorite recreational activities. On haitus forever. :I
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Observe Everything, Remember Even More by Kisu Pure reviews
G1. Hound learns more than just about dinosaurs while on that visit to the Natural History Museum.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Hound, Spike W. - Complete
Reboot by CasusFere reviews
After Mission City, the Autobots finally run Barricade down and 'explain' the benefits of defecting.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007
Little Warpy Foo Foo by The Moof reviews
Skywarp as Little Bunny Foo Foo? Oneshot. I'm a big fan of Roman Dirge's Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl and this is a crack fic of the Little Bunny Foo Foo story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
The Prank That Never Ends by Cereal-Rapist-Spencer reviews
The Twins get their hands on one of the most evil songs ever and Ratchet suffers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008
No Such Thing As Dignity by Cassandra Cassidy reviews
2007 Movieverse: Ironhide is not a lucky bot. Not a lucky bot at all. Of all the earth creatures to take a liking to him, why did it have to be the Chihuahua... Oneshot, genfic.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Ironhide, Mojo - Complete
A True Friend Stabs You In The Front by akisawana reviews
Thundercracker hasn’t updated his anti-virus in a few million years. Starscream hasn’t figured out what he’s being punished for yet. And Skywarp’s stuck in the middle. Please R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Polishing Relations by Shimegami reviews
[G1] On a mission to trail and survey Autobot movements, Starscream discovers at least one reason to tolerate humans...and he gets an air freshener out of it. [Oneshot]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Horoscope for the Day by Insane Rice of the Cosmos reviews
Crackfic and now a twoshot. Sideswipe finds a song on the Internet...that perfectly describes the day he's about to have. Songfic.Forgot who the song was by.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
SMUT: WTF, part two by The Laughing Platypus reviews
The sequel to my WTF story. 25 ONESHOTS dedicated to love, passion and well.. Smut. THIS FIC CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTENT, SLASH AND SUBJECT MATTER THAT MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME READERS. If you can't handle it, don't read. You have been warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007
Is it a Shindig or a Hootenanny? by ShyLight reviews
G1: During Sideswipe's antics, he causes Prowl’s CPU to crash. In compensation for lack of memory, the tactician’s battle computer takes over. Now Sideswipe, and a handful of bravely stupid Autobots, must try to fix a crazy Prowl as he wages “war”
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,019 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Prowl
Starscream's Widget by frivolity reviews
G1.A tale of Decepticon rivalry, in which a very little newcomer has a very large part to play, and creates an even bigger chain of near catastrophic events for the luckless Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,677 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Mojo Mayhem by Phoenix13 reviews
[Movieverse][Post Movie] Sam Witwicky needs a babysitter for his dog, Mojo, while he goes on vacation. Surely not a hard job for super advanced alien robots, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
In the Line of Duty by CasusFere reviews
After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Barricade - Complete
Bumblebee Lovin by The Laughing Platypus reviews
Bumblebee as a baby. Need I say more? Warning: EXTREME CUTENESS!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007
Red Alert's Med Bay 2: The Vacation by Shath reviews
[Armada] Grab a waste container and cleaning cloths, it's vacation time! Sequel to Red Alert's Med Bay. Features Red Alert, Starscream, Jetfire, Hotshot, Blurr, Sideswipe, Prime, Hoist, Scavenger & the Minicons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Creations by Melora Maxwell reviews
Out of all the Decepticons, only Soundwave knows about the insanity and benefits of raising a family, especially when that family consists of the Cassettes...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Red Alert's Med Bay by Shath reviews
[Armada] The chaos that ensues in Red Alert’s med bay one day, and the mess he’s left to clean up courtesy of Starscream, Jetfire, Hotshot and Sideswipe. Part 2 added for the other Autobots. Sequel is up, check my profile for it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Friendly Fire by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sunstreaker, Megatron - Complete
Holiday Customs by Macx reviews
moviefic Barricade has a problem. Frenzy might soon have one, too...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Barricade, Jazz - Complete
Snowmechs by Melora Maxwell reviews
Soundwave and the Cassettes discover there are some fringe benefits to snow. Provided the Cassettes can stop bickering long enough to appreciate them, of course...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Icky Bug Sex by the ness-ness reviews
[Movieverse] Ratchet gets a lesson on bugs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
High as an MiG by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
Contains a slight mention of drug side effects. Ratchet and Ironhide have some fun. Chaos ensues.In response to a prompt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Sniffles by Melora Maxwell reviews
The Cassettes have a choice: babysit a sickly Ratbat or suffer the wrath of Soundwave... OK, what were the options again?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Soundwave, Ratbat - Complete
Bathtime by Melora Maxwell reviews
Turbofleas plus decontamination plus bath equals one peeved Ravage...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Slinky by Dancing Mouse reviews
G1. The Twins have a little mishap. Feedback Welcome!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Love Is by The Starhorse reviews
One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006
Screamerella by Sapphire225 reviews
Armada. A disgruntled and tired Optimus tells the kids fairytales. Only... he doesn't remember everything and throws in some random things.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006
Rays Of Sunshine Vol 1 by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]Sunstreaker has many stories to tell... these are just 28 of them... based on the 28 ficlets challenge on LiveJournal... rated for slash in certain chapters, which will have warnings attached to them
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 14,866 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Lost And Found by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]Sideswipe will stop at nothing to find Sunstreaker when the latter goes missing after a battle..
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Complete
Little Fairy Screamer by T.L. Arens reviews
G1 Matrix Dreams, Optimus Prime tells a bedtime story about a little fairy named Starscream who has fallen out of his nest and can't get back to safety. Excerpt from Photograph.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Dirge, Starscream - Complete
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Touch Of Laughter by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]... Sunstreaker tries to cheer Sideswipe up when the red mech's confidence takes a bit of a hit. Lambofluff inside... TFs property of HasTak
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
Drawing Lines by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]...Sunstreaker has a bit of a crappy morning. He's just off patrol, his brother's not home, and some mechs just wont leave him alone. What's a 'Bot to do... TFs belong to HasTak
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
Tactical Analysis by tarajcl reviews
Set in Armada. Starscream studies the enemy in its natural habitat. First on the agenda, making Red Alert's day a little bit worse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005
Play that Funky Music, Whiteboy by Starscream's Mishap reviews
To solve the mystery as to why Red Alert is so out of character, Prowl must act outside of his own perimeters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
Lockout by MariaShadow reviews
G1 Prowl fic, better summary inside
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2005
What It Means by Stormy1x2 reviews
A bad run should have left TC as scrap metal, but it didn't. What did Starscream have to do with it? During recovery, TC investigates what it truly means to be an Air Commander by seeing it from Starscream's side.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,027 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005
Total Burnout by Gemma Inkyboots reviews
Good God, she's trying for humour! Run away! Wait, no, don't. Be curious and look at what Skywarp's driving Thundercracker crazy with now - looks like he's playing around with some wierd human technology... Starscream cameo ONLY. I promise this time ;)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2004
Autumn leaves and Moonlight by Veleum reviews
Armada Runs intermezzo with Indigo-ink's stories. Screamer wants to take Jetfire to his secret place out in the forest. Really sweet, really cute :D
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Complete
The Tragedy of Dinobot, Prince of Denmark by NefertariHime reviews
You knew it was coming... The Hamlet/Beast Wars fusion! Now with 100% more Quickstrike hillbilliness. First act now complete!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Complete
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28 Skywarps reviews
*G1* 28 shorts centered around our favorite Seeker, Skywarp.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,901 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Skywarp
Young Turks reviews
Ever wonder how Starscream, Thundercracker & Skywarp met? A deeper look into what makes the trio tick, how the friends met and their quest to become the 'best of the best'. Does contain some violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,145 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 9/25/2007
Countdown of the Ancients reviews
2008 Sequel to 'Thrown' Some Seekers secrets are revealed, but they still don't realize just how important it is to everyone else or how much trouble they're in. Clocks are ticking down & time is running out! JazzxRachel in another adventure!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 153,195 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
So Much Can Be Said In A Song reviews
The original premise was to put your entire music collection on shuffle, hit play, and write. I changed it somewhat. Short music drabbles involving JazzxRachel & whoever else I feel like writing about. 4th: You can hide a lot of pain behind a smile
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,305 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Skywarp's Transformers Drinking Game reviews
Our favorite immature Decepticon prankster has devised his own drinking game. Heavy emphasis on 'his' drinking game. Charmingly puerile with Skywarp's unique ability to twist anything to the Nth degree of vulgarity. Rated T. Not for the faint of spark.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Thundercracker Versus Dreamchylde: Morning Coffee reviews
Tales From the Desk Top: Dreamchylde's year long losing battle with Thundercracker over coffee. Goofy. Very, very goofy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Quantum Mechanics For Autobots reviews
Not all of Wheeljack's experiments end in explosions... Blame Lia Jax for this drabble.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Prank Club reviews
No one talks about Prank Club! What do you offer Rachel in a contest to cause the most havoc? An uninterrupted week with Jazz! And what does Rachel do to ensure her success? Move over Sideswipe. There is a new prankster in the Ark and no one is safe!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Happy Easter by Moonpiper reviews
Story is by Moonpiper! Ironhide is already familiar with fictional characters that humans make up for their numerous holidays. Or is he?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Always With You & A Valentine's Day Surprise reviews
TWO Valentine's Day stories in ONE! One by me and one by a special guest writer: Moonpiper! Mega-cute Jazz and Rachel fluff in both! Rate and Review for us!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Have A Paranoid Christmas reviews
A certain white and red Lamborghini gets a strange visit in the night.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
101 Things To Do Before You Die reviews
You asked for it! Ficlets about Jazz and Rachel's vacation after 'Thrown to the Front Lines'. Cute & fluffy tales as they drive cross country. It's so nice to spend quality time with the one you love, especially when no one is trying to kill you!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,330 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Thrown to the Front Lines reviews
G1 2007 A young scientist & her project to help save lives becomes the target of evil alien robots. What happens when your comfortable life turns into a fight for survival & you're thrust into an intergalactic war of epic proportion? JazzxRachel fluff!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 220,170 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
Action Figures reviews
You know you have at least one sitting by your computer. Oneshot. Bit of chaos from Starscream's POV about your friends and toys. Ficlet from my 'Young Turks' story. Extreme snarkiness warning. Please Rate and Review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Crayons reviews
Mischief and mayhem all tucked inside a little box! Who knew the Autobots had such artistic talent and dry wit among them! As seen from Rachel's POV, humorous side story from 'Thrown'. Cute, fluffy, funny and a bag of microchips!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Fallen reviews
Oneshot Side story to 'Thrown to the Front Lines'. Very fluffy. Ever wonder if the one you love is thinking about you as you think about them? JazzxRachel dream sequence. If you've read the main story, you'll know where this fits in!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete