Jan 2020: If you're looking for me, I can be found at , where I post what I wanna post and ship what I wanna ship--and I probably ship it nine times. :) I also post on AO3 under the same name, which is where all of my recent works are.

Love to my reviewers. And love to the silent readers.

NOTE: Read my early stories at your own risk. The first fifteen or so (or is it the last fifteen? Well, the earliest ones) are mostly up for my own personal amusement because I KNOW they are bad.

STORY NOTE: In my story For Now the last line reads: "For my sister, whom I never want to lose." That's supposed to be part of an author's note, but when I uploaded the stupid document it removed the break I had in place to mark it as such. So if it looks like part of the story, it's not.

Shirt Saga
Horrible Person
Oy, Dormitory!
Impending Doom
Dementor's Kiss

"Don't wait until you're 16 to start breathing--it might be too late." Elise Sahcra

Check out the stories that have been translated into other languages! How cool is that?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3196651/1/ She Eats WHAT?! in French, translated by Flo-Fol-Oeil

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3832627/1/Horrible_Person Horrible Person in German, translated by etuaip

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3844244/1/Oy_Dormitory Oy, Dormitory! in German, translated by etuaip

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4009612/1/Impending_Doom Impending Doom in German, translated by etuiap

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4200908/1/Dementorenkuss Dementor's Kiss in German, translated by etuiap

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3909813/1 Horrible Person in Spanish, translated by Thaly Black

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5133123/1/Montando_em_Uma_Vassoura Riding On A Broomstick in Portuguese, translated by Poli G.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5914506/1/Horrible_Person Horrible Person in Portuguese, translated by Tecla SAP

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5960827/1/Oy_Dormitory Oy, Dormitory! in Portuguese, translated by Tecla SAP