Jack The Bard
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Joined 07-24-07, id: 1333329, Profile Updated: 01-27-13
Author has written 17 stories for Forgotten Realms, Pirates of the Caribbean, Naruto, Tangled, League of Legends, and Borderlands.

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Of Madness and Men by Ariel D reviews
Slapstick and situational humor focusing on Jarlaxle's insane ability to lose the oddest of things. Part 4: Jarlaxle loses his clothing!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,666 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Feint Within A Feint by Nuitari Aquarius reviews
Someone has decided to change Artemis Entreri's, Jarlaxle's and Drizzt's destiny. How will they react ?
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,750 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Artemis E., Drizzt D.
Khareesa by Celeborn's Concubine reviews
Inspired by Poe's 'Ligeia' and various bits and pieces from 'Legacy of the Drow'. When Cattie-brie starts behaving very strangely only a return to Menzoberranzan can save her...M for M/F relations and some relatively graphic violence. Enjoy.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Drizzt D., Catti-brie
To Kill with Impunity by Drow Elf reviews
A series of short oneshots exploring character flaws in many of the Realms' heroes. R&R
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Regis, Artemis E.
The Muffins Killed the Clan! by America's Crazy Cats reviews
Why Itachi really killed the Uchiha clan. Please be warned that this is a crack fic. Pure, and utter, crack. Rated that just in case!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Little Prank by Lady Fellshot reviews
A theoretical prank in the works at Sorcere and Arach Tinillith.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Liriel B., Pharaun M. - Complete
Jarlaxle Discovers Sugar by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Right after The Silent Blade ends. Jarlaxle is getting used to the Basadoni Guild, and Artemis is showing him around. The idea is that Jarlaxle has little to no experience on the surface yet, at least in terms of living there, so he lacks common knowledge
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
A Friendship Betrayed by Drow Elf reviews
Ever wonder what the betrayal was that Jarlaxle mentioned concerning Zaknafein in RotP? This is my version. R&R please.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Zaknafein D., Jarlaxle - Complete
Ballad of the Beloved by Drow Elf reviews
Will Drizzt and Cattiebrie's love overcome all obstacles? Can Drizzt take a stand for what is his? Will Bruenor ever get to sleep? Find out here! R&R
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Drizzt D., Catti-brie - Complete
Encounters Of The Best Kind by Boondock Jake reviews
Sly and Carmelita have a moment in Monaco that escalades to something further.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
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I WILL USE YOUR RIBCAGE AS A XYLOPHONE, a Siren Song reviews
Krieg's inner voice has been fighting for a very long time to get his thoughts on electronic paper.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Maya, Krieg - Complete
The Long Gun of the Law reviews
A story about a summoner's love for the Sheriff of Piltover, originally posted on the LoL Fan Fiction Forums. Please R&R
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,359 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Caitlyn - Complete
Tangled in Fate reviews
The story of "Tangled" in a more dark and sinister world. Note that I do not own any of the characters or storylines, as this is for entertainment's sake. Please R&R.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
The Nature of Chaos reviews
Inthracis has resurrected Pharaun, and has offered to help the mage get back at Quenthel. Formerly by Iceberg Baenre, but he is no more. Nothing is owned, nothing is given.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Pharaun M., Quenthel B.
Familial Bonding reviews
Gaara is trying to get closer to Temari, and he asks Kankuro for a bit of advice. All characters are from Naruto, none are my own.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Not exactly Animal House reviews
Jarlaxle gets interested in joining a fraternity. All characters property of R.A. Salvatore, save for all the frat brothers. Those are mine, and proudly so.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Burning Acidic Guilt reviews
Jarlaxle couldn't save Entreri, and now his heart is paying for it.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Jarlaxle, Artemis E. - Complete
The girdle of gender reviews
Jarlaxle finds a belt that switches his gender, much to Entreri's dismay, and eventual pleasure. Warning: Hints at sexual content. If you have an issue with it, contact me.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
To Heal with Grace reviews
If you have intent on reading this, make sure to read To Kill with Impunity by Drow Elf. Otherwise, this will make no sense whatsoever. R&R! No fire!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Catti-brie, Drizzt D.
The hardest task of all reviews
Jarlaxle made Artemis do something silly, and now must apologize for it. R&R, and don't burn.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
How useless, this hole! reviews
Jarlaxle realizes the limitations of his extradimensional hole. R&R. Plz, no flames.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Burn, baby, burn! reviews
Jarlaxle spends a little too much time in the sun. R&R!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
It came from the beach! reviews
Yet another story for the Jarlaxle discovers surface stuff series. R&R! P.S: I fixed the error with the color.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
A little extra help reviews
Jack is trying to decide if he should become the new captain of the Dutchman. A little guidance from above is offered. Very short Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Banak's Ball reviews
It's Pwent's turn to make his greatest achievement, but It's for Banak Brawnanvil. The captain of the Gutbuster Brigade tries to get a new member.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Flowers? What's Flowers? reviews
This is a summation of fluffable goodness as a result of Ariel D.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
A Mind Away From the Truth reviews
Artemis has feelings, eveyone does, but he wants to hide them from Jarlaxle. How will he tell him? Will they get together? Why are the cielings so low?
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete