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Author has written 12 stories for Beauty and the Beast, Shakespeare, Harry Potter, Firefly, Being Human, Sherlock Holmes, Good Omens, and Ironman.

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The following is an altered extract from Le Roi se meurt (Exit the King) an absurdist drama by Eugene Ionesco

A Brief History of Shan (me).

It was Her Majesty, my Commander-in-Chief, who set the Thames on fire. It was she who invented gunpowder and stole the fire from the gods. She nearly blew the whole place up. But she caught the pieces and tied them together with string. I helped her but it wasn't so easy. She wasn't so easy either.

She was the one who fitted up the first forges of the earth. She discovered the way to make steel. She used to work eighteen hours a day. And she made us work even harder. She was our chief engineer.

As an engineer, she made the first ballon, and then the Zeppelin. And finally with her own two hands she built the first areoplane. At the start it wasn't a success. The first test pilots, Icarus and the rest, all fell into the sea. Till eventually she piloted the plane herself.

I was her machanic. Long before that, when she was only a little princess she'd invented the wheelbarrow. I used to play with her. Then sails and railways and automobiles. She drew up the plans for the Eiffel Tower, not to mention designed the sickle and the plough the harvesters and tractors.

She extinguished volcanoes and caused new ones to errupt. She built Rome, New York, Moscow and Geneva. She founded Paris. She created revolutions, counter-revolutions, religion, reform and counter-reform.

She wrote the Illiad and the Oddessy. She wrote tragedies and commedies under the name of William Shakespeare. It was a secret. She invented the telephone and the telegraph, and fixed them up herself. She did everything with her own hands. My Commander-in-Chief was a very handy woman. Not so long ago she mannaged to split the atom. Her Majesty, Commdander-in-Chief, Master, Managing Director...

Status: Moving house and getting a grown up job. Probably will have to put away childish things for a bit.

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More Things That Never Happened to Sherlock Holmes by Pompey reviews
On-going series of AU drabbles and drabblets, some depressing and some funny. Updated as ideas strike me. Suggestions welcomed. Feel free to steal any AU that spawns a plot-bunny. Ch 97: the first rule of getting information out of people is Don't Be A Creeper.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 97 - Words: 14,319 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/12/2008
Ace of Spades by CricketCat reviews
When Inspector Lestrade comes to a bored Holmes with an offer to catch a serial killer, he jumps at the chance. But there's a catch: Holmes and Watson must agree to team up with a group of Pinkerton detectives to catch an elusive man wanted on both sides of the Atlantic. Will they catch the killer before it's too late? Or become his next targets? *Please read the Author's Note*
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,548 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 5/23/2010
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,921 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
A Study in Genres by mrspencil reviews
Continuing a series started by Lemon Zinger, running through the listed fanfiction genres. A Study in Family:Three Moor Brothers
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 45 - Words: 22,429 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
The Poison Crown by Sanaryelle reviews
The Kingdom is in chaos as it recovers from war. But rebellion, and whispers of the King's madness, may cause more destruction than a foreign threat ever could.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,810 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
The Peculiar House Across the Street by OneDarkandStormyNight reviews
Mr. and Mrs. McGinnis have just moved to an empty house across from Baker Street, and after the lady's visit to the house just opposite theirs, neither are sure what to make of their peculiar neighbours...One-shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2010
Sanguine Analysis by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
A wounded and discharged war veteran takes a job as a medical examiner and meets a very interesting consultant over a body in Lauriston Gardens. AU Modern retelling of 'A Study in Scarlet' with our two favourite boys and a tale of mystery & bromance...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,429 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
It was worth many wounds? by mrspencil reviews
I was intrigued at the idea of Holmes and Watson having the opportunity to see what was written about them by other authors. This is the result.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Interesting Times by Femvamp reviews
Chaplain Mark found himself living in very interesting times. No real spoilers just made up stuff. ONE SHOT
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
The Phantom Mastermind Mystery by Cmdr's Monkey reviews
AU FINAL. Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty have a conversation over Reichenbach Falls in which Moriarty reveals something that Holmes was completely unaware of and probably wishes he never found out about. COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,911 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Prof. Moriarty - Complete
Royal Requiem by Sanaryelle reviews
A young Clayr historian is researching the fall of the Royal line, and asks about the Abhorsen of that particular time.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
Can You Hear Me Now? by KCS reviews
A sporadic series of oneshots, revolving around various post-retirement telephone conversations. Completely random, not necessarily chronological, and more than occasionally pure fluff - you have been warned.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,395 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008
funny kind of existence by ruatcaelum reviews
She hears him crying in the night, sometimes.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell - Complete
Flowers For Her by Kyrial Halcoryn reviews
Trying to turn back time for other people, in the Year That Never Was. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Donna N., Martha J. - Complete
50 Accounts of Hisses and Halos by saxgirl42 reviews
50 short tales centering around everyone's favorite angel and demon, ranging from experimentation with jello shots to the real Armageddon. Rated T for some gore and language.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Mystery of the Tankerville Leopard by Westron Wynde reviews
A man allegedly mauled by a stuffed leopard in an exclusive club in the centre of London gives a young Sherlock Holmes another of his early cases - and a good deal more trouble than he bargained for! Sequel to Prestidigitator's Python! COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,822 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
The Curious Case of the Prestidigitator's Python by Westron Wynde reviews
Sherlock Holmes relates one of his early cases concerning the death of a famous magician, where his investigation took him deep into the heart of the bright and bawdy world of the Music Hall, to meet with the most unusual of perils! COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,686 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
The Suspense Will Kill You by Dead Composer reviews
When thousands of people die after watching Doctor Who, it's up to the Doctor and Donna to expose the threat. One shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Sister Spell by Sanaryelle reviews
Which Abhorsen invented the spell with the paper boats, and why was he driven to contact the dead? Mogget also appears.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
The Case of the Adventure without a Title by Westron Wynde reviews
The title, Watson, that should set the scene immediately, said Holmes, which is all very well if one can think of something that is both appropriate and inoffensive, but the facts of this case proved to be neither. A silly & slightly cheeky one-shot!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Detention with Professor Longbottom by jncar reviews
After hexing two of his classmates, the last thing Teddy Lupin expects is to spend his detention having a heart to heart with Professor Longbottom. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Neville L., Teddy L. - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Fast Flight by Sanaryelle reviews
The Abhorsen who built the first Paperwing takes to the skies to win a wager. Mogget accompanies her, and comes to regret his decision.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Hamlet in 15 Minutes by Merry Grace reviews
Hamlet summarized, scene by scene, but in parody.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007
Blood Will Out by Lady Bracknell reviews
Whilst in pursuit of a suspect, Harry comes face to face with his past. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Alliel's Alibi by Sanaryelle reviews
The rather unconventional Abhorsen Alliel receives delivery of a fountain, and Mogget voices his disapproval. Unintentionally AU, because according to "An Extract of the Journal of Idrach the Lesser Necromancer," Alliel is male. Guh.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
An Epilogue by Annie D reviews
Everyone needs closure. Set some time after the events of Ptolemy's Gate.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Plumbing Project by Sanaryelle reviews
A humorous scene about a past Abhorsen installing plumbing in her House, much to Mogget's dismay.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Caravan Callers by Sanaryelle reviews
Sabriel's grandfather, the fiftieth Abhorsen, encounters the Dead at the fishing village of Nestowe. Mogget is a wisecracking albino dwarf.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Weeping Well by Sanaryelle reviews
The twelfth Abhorsen Kalliel has locked Mogget up, and digs into forbidden ground where he comes across an ancient danger.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Complete
First Flight by Sanaryelle reviews
The Abhorsen who built the Paperwing takes it on its first test flight. Mogget also features.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Complete
Not Really Here by Alixtii reviews
Sometimes memories have a life of their own. Onehundredword drabble set in the 2nd season of BtVS.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Dawn S., Drusilla - Complete
And Her Name Was Mary Sue by Settiai reviews
In a world of darkness, a beautiful young woman lights up everything around her. The place? Sunnydale, California. Her name? Mary Sue.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Complete
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Hello Stark Industries reviews
Pepper receives phone calls from her boss. A dialogue piece. Now updated.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
36 reviews
One-on-one scenes between each and every crew member of Serenity. If I get through all of them there will be thirty six in total. Can it be done? Mainly General and Fluff. Chapter Eight: Mal and River.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,565 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008
Five Ways to Stop a Friend from Reenlisting reviews
Post LAST. In the wake of WWI, Watson is planning to re-join the army. How will the world's Greatest Consulting Detective -retired- stop his closest friend from going back to the front line? Told from Watson's POV. COMPLETE.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,417 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The Drouble Project reviews
Hopefully 100 droubles about life in a big pink house
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009
Coyotes, Dodos and Bumblebees reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley ponder an age old question. How the he- how in heav- how on earth do Angels and Demons have the ability to fly? Non-slash but hopefully good drunkard fun. One-Shot.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
A Case of Slander reviews
A sequel to A Case of Restraint. Holmes and Watson have had enough of something else. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
A Case of Restraint reviews
Holmes and Watson have had enough.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Off to see the Wizard reviews
Post DH Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Luna, and Neville have a movie night in. The movie of choice? The Wizard of Oz. Somehow fairytale wizards and witches don't quite match the reality. Just a fun short story. One shot. Rating for some naughtyish words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Every Friday reviews
A short little Hannah and Neville piece. Once again complete fluff. Oneshot R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Hannah A., Neville L. - Complete
Shakespeare's Deleted Scenes reviews
Excactly what it says on the tin. Five short scenes added to some of Shakespeare's plays. Taming of the Shrew, Richard 3rd, Much Ado about Nothing, Twelve Night, and Macbeth. Must be read with tongue firmly placed in cheek.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Flutterby and Mellowsweet reviews
Hannah has been shocked by the death of her mother. But just as shocking is who gives her some comfort. NLHA fluffypuffy pappywappy loveydovey stuff that I don't normally write. But I did. Why? Because it's cannon damnit! One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Hannah A., Neville L. - Complete
Enchanting reviews
This is about the woman who turned the prince into the beast. Anyone else hate the idea of some woman going around, randomly turning people into monsters for no good reason? I do! Can anyone say Punitive Damages? This is essentially a rant. One shot.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
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