Urijoshi
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Joined 07-25-07, id: 1333829, Profile Updated: 06-19-09
Author has written 5 stories for Bleach, Oh My Goddess!, and Burst Angel.

Insanity: A rational adjustment to an insane world.

Gender: Female

Birth date: 9/24/91

I'm insane. There's not much more to say.

I am officially back, however I don't know if I will be continuing my Fic Eternal. I might if a few people request it and that is a huge maybe... Also, those who haven't read my fics before should be warned, they all have a yuri setting, if you don't like, then be smart and don't read. I hate it when I make it very obvious that it's yuri yet it never fails that some idiot will freak out and tell me how wrong it is and how they hate it... So I ask you... WHY THE FUCK DID YOU READ IT?? I mean you have to take the trouble to notice the little thing that says yuri, click on the story, go all the way down to review, then sign in if you haven't already, take the time to bitch, wait for shit to load, then go all the way back to the story lists just so you can express your opinion that no one cares about!! Is all that really worth the trouble? Do you really think that just because you tell me you hate lesbians and think we're all going to burn in hell that I'm suddenly going to see the "error" of my ways and decide I like boys?? GET A LIFE AND STOP BOTHERING ME WITH YOUR NONSENSE!! I AM VERY HAPPY BEING A FLAMING LESBIAN AND I HAPPEN TO VERY MUCH LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND!!

...okay, I'eve ranted enough...

I hope you enjoy any new fics I post and please review :)

Am I even aloud to cuss on here...? Fuck shit damn cunt whore... ok, I'm done...

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Life sucks! by Useful Oxymoron reviews
Series of related and progressive short stories about some our Claymores and Awakened Ones trying to get by in the modern world among the hordes of ordinary humans. And suffering indignity upon indignity along the way as they do so.
Claymore - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,536 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Clare, Ophelia
Tough Love by Useful Oxymoron reviews
Follow-up to Onii-chan. When Clare gets injured in combat, Ophelia directs all her rage at the wrong person. Contains Shoujo'ai. Second chapter added.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Clare, Ophelia - Complete
It's a beautiful thing we share by Useful Oxymoron reviews
Ophelia stumbles upon a natural hotspring and she and Clare share a rare blissful night of being together and simply enjoying the moment. OpheliaxClare. Contains shoujo'ai.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Clare, Ophelia - Complete
Oniichan by Useful Oxymoron reviews
Follow up to Twisted Love. Another one-shot, this time, from Ophelia's point of view. 10 years after Twisted Love, Ophelia refects on her life so far. Contains Shoujo'ai.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Clare, Ophelia
Twisted Love by Useful Oxymoron reviews
A short oneshot what-if story, which has the unfortunate Clare falling for the wrong kind of girl. Contains Shoujo'ai and possible disturbing scenes.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Clare, Ophelia - Complete
The Cat and The Bee by BebopSamurai reviews
Life, like adolescence, is full of the unexpected. AU YoruSoi. COMPLETED. Epilogue: Four years later...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 139,562 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S. - Complete
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The Fallen Warrior reviews
I couldn't take my eye's off of her, I could feel her body trembling under mine. Meg would have cried. Meg cried a lot. Not her though. She did not cry, even though I could tell she wanted to. Secretly, I felt like crying too. Alternate ending, yuri
Burst Angel - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,376 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009
Eternal reviews
Yoruichi returns to her home town after running away 7 years ago to find that not everyone is exactly happy that shes back. Things go from bad to worse as Yoruichi and Soi Fong murder Yoruichi's stalker from high school. Yuri
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,055 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng
The unlucky one reviews
Marller has always been unlucky. She finds that her luck only gets worse as her best friend Urd moves in with her for a week. Yuri
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Mara, Urd
Happy Birthday reviews
It's Soi Fong's birthday and Yoruichi has a very... creative gift.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Yoruichi's slow reviews
Yoruichi needs Soi Fong's help to clean her room. Yuri
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng - Complete