Author has written 26 stories for Digimon, Beyblade, D N Angel, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Sherlock.
"Every great writer needs an editor."
As in everything else in life, editing and constructive criticism, is essential for self-improvement. That being said, I am very sensitive, so tactfulness is an especially good quality to have as well. ;)
Updated Aug. 2014
My Ghostwriting business website (yes, I am taking commissions): www.somanywords-writer.com
LJ blog: http://claddagh-writes.livejournal.com/
The Hunter and the Hunted inspiration pic (not mine!)
I just wanted to say to everyone who has favourited, reviewed (and not heard back) or put my stories on author alert>>> THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I really really appreciate everyone's support and if I don't get back to you, please don't take it personally. RL likes to kick my butt.
That being said...you're welcome to drop me a line anytime. I am a good listener (when available), so if you need an ear just add me and say hello. Fellow fans especially welcome to come and chat- I love talking to you guys! Also...I've never done commissions(art, writing) but I'd love to, so if anyone's into the same stuff as me, contact me and we'll talk. Oh and before I forget, if anyone wants a co-fic writer, I'm up for the challenge, so let me know!
About Me: I'm female. I live in Canada. I'm in my late twenties.
School: I graduated from uni majoring in Professional Writing and minoring in Visual Arts.
Work: I'm a fitness instructor and a professional writer. I want to expand my writing business into doing more narrative therapy and offer writing and motivation courses. I'd like to teach ESL in Italy next year and become a certified yoga instructor. I love making a positive impact on people's lives and connecting with others.
Likes: soccer, swimming, fitness classes (step, kickboxing, muscle conditioning, yoga, pilates), books, reading, movies(fantasy, romance, horror, comedy, action/suspense), drawing, writing, painting, other languages (English is my first language, but I also have a small grasp of French, Spanish, Italian, Russian, ASL, and Japanese... that's not to say I'm proficient, but I can usually recognise some words--I also took most of these languages in school but have not practised them for some time), vegan food, anime and manga, slash/yaoi!, femmeslash/yuri, hurt/comfort, and fluff! Current music obsessions: happy 90s songs, top 40, 90s and early 2000s alternative. Current favourite musical artist: Ellie Goulding
Axis Powers Hetalia England x Canada, France x England, Russia x America, Russia x China, Holland x Canada, France x Canada, America x Canada, Prussia x Canada, France x Canada, Germany/Holy Roman Empire x Northern Italy, Spain x Southern Italy(Romano), Spain x Canada, Sweden x Finland, Austria x Hungary, FACE family fics
In general, I love N. Italy (Feliciano), he's such a sweetie, and I also love Canada (Matthew), because I just want to cuddle him for being himself.
Harry Potter Draco x Harry(yes, in that order; sexy dom!Draco ;), Sirius x Remus, Albus Severus x Scorpius, Remus x Severus, Severus x Harry (although more so a parental Snape)
Interview with a Vampire Lestat x Louis, Armand x Louis
Self Help books & Law of Attraction books; fanfiction: hurt/comfort, fluff, crack, AUs...
X-Men First Class & Days of Future's Past Cherik, Alex, Raven (Mystique), Emma Frost
House, M.D. House x Wilson, Thirteen x Cameron, Thirteen x any other female guest stars
Invader Zim Zim x Dib (ZADR), Tak x Gaz (TAGR)
Supernatural Dean x Sam (a Sam!Girl right here ;), J2
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Willow x Tara, Buffy x Angel, Buffy x Spike, Willow x Oz
The L Word Shane x Jenny, Bette x Tina, Shane x Carmen, Alice x Dana, Helena x Dillon (Helena's sexy!), Alice x Tasha
Glee Faberry (Quinn x Rachel), Brittanna (Santana x Brittany)
Bomb Girls Betty x Kate
The Avengers Tony x Bruce
Girls (HBO) no pairings yet...I just love the show... although Marnie x Jessa are cute
Want to find me elsewhere? Links...
Here's my live journal link: http://www.livejournal.com/users/silent_cynic/
Interested in any of my art?
Vegan blog: http://lazyvegangrl.blogspot.com/
Girls & Original Fiction blog (I update quite often): http://hazelcelt.tumblr.com/
Stuff I'm working on:
My new blog and editing projects for health books. Fanfiction-wise: I am currently only working on Long Way to Happy (Axis Powers Hetalia fandom), Rise from the Ashes (APH), and random ficlets that pop into my head whilst browsing tumblr.
The Solemn Pledge of the FLUFF, (Fluffy Love United Female Force)
I, Keisan, do solemnly swear to fight against the world of angst, in whatever form it may take from heart ache to intense, manic depression. I will be sure to think happy thoughts and add copious amounts of fluff to anything that I may write. All my stories will end happily, with love and goodness conquering all as is the way the world should be.
I am now a proud member of FLUFF. If you too feel the unexplainable urge to spread fluff and happily-ever-afters over the vast kingdom of ffnet please feel free to pm:
she'll add you to the members list.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon.Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool.Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. Texting was done on calculator.
You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with:Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with:Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at, or get .
"I knew before anyone else did. But now.
I don't just want to fuck Potter. I want to know him.
Jesus. You know how hard that is for me to admit to? I'm not meant to feel like this, I wasn't built this way. but every time I get close to him the fucking tiniest violin in the world starts playing its little melody just for me. The birds start singing. It's a wonderful fucking day." Draco's thoughts on Harry in Chapter 2 of Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami
"Everything's so hilarious to you, isn't it Seamus? Harry needs our support! He's going through a difficult time at the moment! He needs a FAMILY UNIT!" Hermione yelling at Seamus in Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami
“I changed my mind!” Harry flung himself on the bed. “I can’t go. I look like a whale.”
Ron eyed his best friend spread over the bed and then the door, wondering whether he’d have to brave the girls’ ‘getting ready’ period to get Harry up and moving. “C’mon, Harry,” he gave it one last shot, because interrupting a make-up and hair-do ritual? No thank you! “Draco wants to see you.”
Harry snorted. “That shouldn’t be a problem. He’ll see me. Everyone will see me. People in Australia will see me. People from the bloody moon can see me!”
“Er, there’s really no one on the moon to see you…but I understand what you mean,” Ron quickly searched for a save at the scathing look Harry shot in his direction. Harry in histrionics in His Father's Daughter by Constant Vigilance
‘Draco tried to make sense of the twisted humor of the universe. He'd obviously been a very evil man in a past life.’ Draco's thoughts in Princess and the Dragon
“I’m not obsessed. I like to work. I’m good at what I do.”
“I’m good at having sex, but I’m not a prostitute.” Conversation between Draco and Blaise (Draco claims he's good at work; whilst Blaise is good at having sex... lmao) in The Loft, chapter 7, by Paddycake Padfoot
‘This was the 70’s bitch, and Old Dumbles was grovin’ with the best of them. Everyone turned to stare.
“Where’s my Luscious Lucius BITCHES?” Dumbledore hollered out.’ one of MANY, from Hogwarts Through the Ages by GinnyPotterHarrysLover
“... Actually, I’m not sure... GIR! Tell me again why was I trying to kill the dirt-stink over there?”
“AH’M STARIN’ A’ DA DOOR!!” GIR shrieked, his face currently rubbing up and down the sliding door.
“GIR, you can obey meeeeee WHILE staring at the door. Why did Zim want to kill the Skeeb?” Zim pointed at a very confused Dib.
“Ah dunnoooooo... somethin’ ‘bout a taco?” GIR then squeaked and ran over to his master, jumping up and down. “Can we go me get a tacooooo? Pleeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase? Pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee?” Zim questioning GIR in My Beloved, My Betrayed, chapter 6, by TaylorTheWeird
"There's no such thing as a free shag, is there?" said Draco, half an hour later.
"Harry, what's a shag?" asked Lily.
"A type of carpet," said Harry. Draco pulled a face. "Well, it is."
"I don't know what kinds of carpet you keep company with," said Draco. "And quite frankly, I don't want to."
"Potter," Blaise said, capturing Harry's extended hand in both of his. "I'd heard you were seeing Draco here, but thought it was a foul rumour. Everyone knows that you can do much better than him. Me, for instance."
"Better?" Draco said, stepping forward. "I don't think so. Everyone knows that you've recently been hit with a castration curse."
"No I haven't."
Draco smiled, showing his teeth. "Give me a few minutes." How Do You Mend a Broken Heart?, by mahaliem http://hdworldcup.onnedhiel.net/teamepilogue/mend_a_broken_heart.html
“It was meant to be here” Harry replied in a small voice.
“What was meant to be here? Potter you better start giving me some straight answers, what kind of date is this?” by the time, Draco had finished speaking, he was breathing hard and his voice had increased in volume.
Potter looked embarrassed; “There was supposed, to be this secret club,” he said lamely.
“Secret Club?! Potter you pervert, you were going to take me to an underground sex club on our first date? You kinky deviant” Draco had to stop himself from laughing out loud at the baffled look on Harry’s face. Love's Promise by envious ema (LJ) http://envious-ema.livejournal.com/11618.html#cutid1
Wilson: "House, this is God."
'America handed wandered through his section hoping to find some bear tracks that would lead him to Kumajirou. America had no such luck all he had found were some moose tracks, and his glasses had gotten so fogged up he had thought they were polar bear tracks. And that experience did not end well.
America had followed the moose tracks and found a moose. America didn't know a lot about meese, mooses? He didn't know the plural for moose either. But the moral of this story is to not try and ride a moose like a horse. The moose will not appreciate this at all and will most likely charge you.
And now America was walking around the forest with a limp because he did not except that crazy moose to charge at him, and had gotten knocked pretty hard into a tree. Of course the United States of America wasn't afraid of some silly moose, and he had taught that moose not to mess with him again, but he had still gotten hurt and now his leg hurt pretty badly.' Axis Powers, Hetalia; In My Mind by maplepancakes99
p.s. check out my original writing at http://www.fictionpress.com/keisan1and NaNoWriMo-ers, Friend me on NaNoWriMo.org under the same penname, keisan ;) My tumblr blog is: http://hazelcelt.tumblr.com/ so follow for more about me! :)
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