Author has written 28 stories for Digimon, Beyblade, D N Angel, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Sherlock, and Avengers.
"Every great writer needs an editor."
As in everything else in life, editing and constructive criticism, is essential for self-improvement. That being said, I am very sensitive, so tactfulness is an especially good quality to have as well. ;)
Updated June 2015.
My Ghostwriting business website (yes, I am taking commissions): www.somanywords-writer.com
I just wanted to say to everyone who has favourited, reviewed (and not heard back) or put my stories on author alert>>> THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I really really appreciate everyone's support and if I don't get back to you, please don't take it personally. RL likes to kick my butt.
That being said...you're welcome to drop me a line anytime. I love connecting with new people and it's always a pleasant surprise to hear your comments.
About Me: I'm female. I live in Canada. I love writing. I do it professionally too.
Boys Don't Wear Dresses - Feliciano's dress from chapter 3 www.peruvianconnection.com/product/113949.do?utm_source=SSIDE&utm_medium=NaturalSS&utm_campaign=SSIDE
The Hunter and the Hunted inspiration pic (not mine!) hazelcelt.tumblr.com/post/62872938988/berwaldvainamoinen-pixiv-id-7762891
Quotes from stories that srsly make me laugh out loud:
"I knew before anyone else did. But now.
I don't just want to fuck Potter. I want to know him.
Jesus. You know how hard that is for me to admit to? I'm not meant to feel like this, I wasn't built this way. but every time I get close to him the fucking tiniest violin in the world starts playing its little melody just for me. The birds start singing. It's a wonderful fucking day." Draco's thoughts on Harry in Chapter 2 of Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami
"Everything's so hilarious to you, isn't it Seamus? Harry needs our support! He's going through a difficult time at the moment! He needs a FAMILY UNIT!" Hermione yelling at Seamus in Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami
“I changed my mind!” Harry flung himself on the bed. “I can’t go. I look like a whale.”
Ron eyed his best friend spread over the bed and then the door, wondering whether he’d have to brave the girls’ ‘getting ready’ period to get Harry up and moving. “C’mon, Harry,” he gave it one last shot, because interrupting a make-up and hair-do ritual? No thank you! “Draco wants to see you.”
Harry snorted. “That shouldn’t be a problem. He’ll see me. Everyone will see me. People in Australia will see me. People from the bloody moon can see me!”
“Er, there’s really no one on the moon to see you…but I understand what you mean,” Ron quickly searched for a save at the scathing look Harry shot in his direction. Harry in histrionics in His Father's Daughter by Constant Vigilance
‘Draco tried to make sense of the twisted humor of the universe. He'd obviously been a very evil man in a past life.’ Draco's thoughts in Princess and the Dragon
“I’m not obsessed. I like to work. I’m good at what I do.”
“I’m good at having sex, but I’m not a prostitute.” Conversation between Draco and Blaise (Draco claims he's good at work; whilst Blaise is good at having sex... lmao) in The Loft, chapter 7, by Paddycake Padfoot
‘This was the 70’s bitch, and Old Dumbles was grovin’ with the best of them. Everyone turned to stare.
“Where’s my Luscious Lucius BITCHES?” Dumbledore hollered out.’ one of MANY, from Hogwarts Through the Ages by GinnyPotterHarrysLover
“... Actually, I’m not sure... GIR! Tell me again why was I trying to kill the dirt-stink over there?”
“AH’M STARIN’ A’ DA DOOR!!” GIR shrieked, his face currently rubbing up and down the sliding door.
“GIR, you can obey meeeeee WHILE staring at the door. Why did Zim want to kill the Skeeb?” Zim pointed at a very confused Dib.
“Ah dunnoooooo... somethin’ ‘bout a taco?” GIR then squeaked and ran over to his master, jumping up and down. “Can we go me get a tacooooo? Pleeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase? Pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee?” Zim questioning GIR in My Beloved, My Betrayed, chapter 6, by TaylorTheWeird
"There's no such thing as a free shag, is there?" said Draco, half an hour later.
"Harry, what's a shag?" asked Lily.
"A type of carpet," said Harry. Draco pulled a face. "Well, it is."
"I don't know what kinds of carpet you keep company with," said Draco. "And quite frankly, I don't want to."
"Potter," Blaise said, capturing Harry's extended hand in both of his. "I'd heard you were seeing Draco here, but thought it was a foul rumour. Everyone knows that you can do much better than him. Me, for instance."
"Better?" Draco said, stepping forward. "I don't think so. Everyone knows that you've recently been hit with a castration curse."
"No I haven't."
Draco smiled, showing his teeth. "Give me a few minutes." How Do You Mend a Broken Heart?, by mahaliem
“It was meant to be here” Harry replied in a small voice.
“What was meant to be here? Potter you better start giving me some straight answers, what kind of date is this?” by the time, Draco had finished speaking, he was breathing hard and his voice had increased in volume.
Potter looked embarrassed; “There was supposed, to be this secret club,” he said lamely.
“Secret Club?! Potter you pervert, you were going to take me to an underground sex club on our first date? You kinky deviant” Draco had to stop himself from laughing out loud at the baffled look on Harry’s face. Love's Promise by envious ema (LJ)
Wilson: "House, this is God."
'America handed wandered through his section hoping to find some bear tracks that would lead him to Kumajirou. America had no such luck all he had found were some moose tracks, and his glasses had gotten so fogged up he had thought they were polar bear tracks. And that experience did not end well.
America had followed the moose tracks and found a moose. America didn't know a lot about meese, mooses? He didn't know the plural for moose either. But the moral of this story is to not try and ride a moose like a horse. The moose will not appreciate this at all and will most likely charge you.
And now America was walking around the forest with a limp because he did not expect that crazy moose to charge at him, and had gotten knocked pretty hard into a tree. Of course the United States of America wasn't afraid of some silly moose, and he had taught that moose not to mess with him again, but he had still gotten hurt and now his leg hurt pretty badly.' Axis Powers, Hetalia; In My Mind by maplepancakes99
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