Xarkun
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Joined 07-25-07, id: 1334136, Profile Updated: 01-30-13
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Twilight.

About Xarkun:

Don't ask Xarkun who he is, or why he is here. He does not know. But he is here. For some reason. Hello.

Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 179 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Darkest Vindications reviews
How Harry's life would have changed had he never heard that Dark Wizards come from Slytherin. Would he still be the hero we know and love, or would he become even worse than Voldemort? How would he navigate obstacles? Who would help him along the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 191,299 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
The Code of the Sith reviews
The Empire has fallen. Soon after a new Sith Lord assumes power. This is a story about the training of two Sith Apprentices. A realistic, visceral, gruesome exploration of what it takes to become a Sith and if redemption is possible.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2010
Twilight: The REAL Story reviews
What would actually happen if Edward was a real vampire. Like, one that actually kills people. Oneshot. Rated M for suggestive content and an F bomb or two.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/7/2010
A Day in the Life of Lord Voldemort: Therapy reviews
Lord Voldemort attends therapy, with Snape as the psychiatrist. Bellatrix accompanies him and hilarity ensues. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Obsidian Chest reviews
Sequel to HP and the Emerald Sword, Voldemort is back, and he is gathering forces. Harry must fight with a disadvantage. He’s lost all credibility. The Dark Lord moves quickly, and the Obsidian Chest holds the key, it must be found before time runs out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,182 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Lord Voldemort: The Demon Seer of Hogsmeade reviews
Response to challenge posted by the TheCrzyinglyInsne1! Basically, Sweeney Todd story using our favorite HP characters, Voldemort as Sweeney, Bellatrix as Mrs. Lovett, Harry as Anthony, complete AU. Harry/Hermione pairing, though, so... hey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
A Day in the Life of Darth Vader: New Employees reviews
Well, the Death Star was big! It must have gotten new employees all the time? And of course it would only be natural for Lord Vader to evaluate them. Sort of goes with A Day in the Life of Darth Vader, but can be read alone.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
A Day in the Life of Darth Vader reviews
Oneshot. A comedy about our favorite Sith Lord and his daily life, how he deals with drunk captains, alarms, lunch, and his favorite night time TV. Read and review. Rated T for some language and suggestive dialog. If I get enough reviews, might be a fic.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Darth Vader - Complete
Harry Potter and the Emerald Sword reviews
My book 8. Voldemort constucted one last secret Horcrux and he is trying to return with it. Meanwhile Harry's children are starting another year at Hogwarts, Ginny and Harry are settling in to life, and Voldemort is plotting his return. Note DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,823 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete