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Author has written 34 stories for Harry Potter, LXG, Legend of Zelda, Professor Layton, Fullmetal Alchemist, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Dragon Age, Fairy Tail, and Ouran High School Host Club.

What can I tell you? I'm thirtysomething years old and have been doing the fanfic thing for a looong time.

I spend entirely too much time on the internet. Among other things, I'm a registered contributor at the legendary TV Tropes website. Some of my bigger fanfic creations have pages there, so you can see the tropes used in them by visiting my profile. I'm also found on Tumblr, where - among other things - I am the Knight-Commander of the Knights of Fandom.

As of August 2012, my Zelda fic "Burn" has been recorded as a podcast. To hear it read in an absolutely magnificent voice, check out this blog. In December 2012, she also recorded my FMA fic "Shadowlight."

I maintain a blog. Read about my real-life adventures (if you can call them that) at It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time. I'm also part of the team at Indie Game Magazine.

And in case anyone's curious, I have original fiction in progress on the web. If you like reading the words that fall out of my head, please check out The Graystone Saga sometime.

Cheers, my freaky darlings!

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A History of Fire by lunarism reviews
Several months after the Promised Day, Roy and Riza are captured by a mysterious organisation with malicious intentions, and the age-old Ishvalan conflict rises to the forefront of a secret war. Fighting for each other and for the greater good, this story explores the past, present, and future of the king and queen. M for sexual content, language, and violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,977 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Riza H., Roy M.
Birth by shattered petal reviews
No longer is blue the colour of murder and war. It is of love and nicety. It is of humanity. -Post-Promised Day; Ishval Restoration
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Roy M., Miles - Complete
The Concupiscence Conjectures by yurtletheturtle reviews
The Concupiscence Conjectures. (Or, Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye's very scientific theorem on making out.) With hypotheses to be proven and a summer to spare, Riza and Roy steal moments to themselves between their studies to work on their bonds. Part of The Soldier's Element Series. [Young Royai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Floraline by SyberiaWinx reviews
A curious little tale, about a curious little girl, who stumbled upon a curious little world that was everything she'd ever dreamed of...or was it? Be careful what you wish for.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,293 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Flora R.
Black and Blond by My-name-is-foxglove reviews
Theme 64, The Scenery From a Car Seat: You understand the meaning behind a blink of his eyelid, and that is natural. You're a pack of dogs crawling in the muck and trying to stay alive; the leader must be understood and obeyed -trusted- without question.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 44,431 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Riza H., Roy M.
Slip by shelabama reviews
Speaking with Elizabeth, all Roy could hear was Riza. royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Where Skills do not Lie by SamCyberCat reviews
Layton is faced with the duty of attending his first parents evening to find out about Flora's progress in school.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2012 - H. Layton - Complete
In Pursuit of Reason by Megami.Ze reviews
Ed struggles to come to terms with the fact that his life has blossomed into something beautiful, and yet for the two people he respects the most... things haven't changed at all. Royai. EdWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,326 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Roy M., Riza H.
Team Players by maryh10000 reviews
How team Mustang came together. They weren't always a team, but they were always team players. Jean Havoc, Kain Fuery, Vato Falman, Heymans Breda, Riza Hawkeye. Usual Disclaimer. Rating for language and reference to violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,646 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010
Warts and All by jellyjay reviews
It's a strange case, all right. Nineteen disappearances and one unfortunate little frog. Thanks to LadyNorbert for being an awesome beta.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Riza H., Roy M.
Down the Road by Bay Alexison reviews
Ling, Lan Fan, and May took the long road back to Xing by passing through Aerugo and crossing the ocean, carrying Fu's deceased body with them.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Ling Y., Lan Fan
Royai 100 Themes: Always By My Side by Moonrise31 reviews
045: For the past week, Hayate has been barking and waking up the neighbors while Hawkeye is at the office. Looking back on it, she should've suspected that Mustang had something to do with it. Story: T to be safe. This chapter: K for everyone!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,657 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Riza H., Roy M.
Dissonant Symphony: 100 More Royai Songs by jacksparrow589 reviews
Because Chaotic Sonata was so much fun, same song, second verse! In other words, the same themes, but different songs and different stories ranging all over the timeline of Royai, mostly manga based. Mostly K and K plus, with a few T throughout.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 31,434 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Riza H., Roy M.
Expectation by LittLetriXta reviews
"I want a child." Haruhi wasn't sure if she had meant it as a joke when she first said it, but it came out sounding serious just the same.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Shot Down by Janieshi reviews
"There was evidently only one pretty blonde female officer in all of Eastern that frequented the range-but the magnificent Lieutenant Hawkeye proved to be wholly unapproachable." Pre-or-early series. Slight hints of Royai, naturally.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Not Enough Time by Bay Alexison reviews
Riza is having a hard time telling Roy the big news.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
what i mean to say by tragicomedy
She is learning how to read him. She thinks she may be the only one. Riza-centric, Roy/Riza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
You Show Me Yours, I'll Show You Mine by Krymsyn Vyxyn reviews
What happens when five curious men eavesdrop on an "alone" Riza and Roy? Are things really what they seem?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
A Snowball's Chance by Janieshi reviews
"'Listen, Edward,' she began, 'This is going to be a little uncomfortable, but…' Judging by the set of his jaw, he knew exactly where this was headed. He was a genius, after all." Pre-series, a bit of Royai with a side helping of EdxRiza friendshipiness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,624 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Juniper by sixpences reviews
When they get home late in the evening they leave the lights off. Post-canon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Insigne by goldfishlover73 reviews
It was her father's love, bearing down on her.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Doesn't Matter by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Roy Mustang is the future Fuehrer of Amestris yet people are only chatting about his appearance, especially the women at HQ, and Riza is sick of it. ROYAI After Anime/Manga fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Wishful Thinking by SammyQuill reviews
The rumors that surround General Mustang and Lieutenant Colonel Hawkeye are like the ever-present static in the air, always waiting to be dissected.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
First Few Desperate Hours by sixpences reviews
Isolation breeds anxiety and some rather rash decisions. Set after chapter 62.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Romance by Inuchron reviews
All Ed wants is a hot-water bottle, loving proximity to a duvet, and Winry. One-shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
One Last Problem by Lio reviews
Even Toothless knew Astrid and Hiccup had been a couple. But a year ago Hiccup suddenly stopped being around. Astrid is determined to find him and fix the problem. Now with historical footnotes!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,080 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup
Unspoken by jellyjay reviews
About damn time indeed. Five times Roy Mustang didn't tell her he loved her and one that he did. Rated T for very mild language. Spoilers lie ahead for the last chapters of the manga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
On the Line by glamaphonic reviews
Five times Roy Mustang drunk dialed Riza Hawkeye. RoyRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Is But Intoxication by D. M. Evans reviews
He was capable of seducing the most beautiful woman in his world
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Tower of Hanoi by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
He's been working on this puzzle for nine long years, and the endgame begins today. He shall not lose. Not this time.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Just Get Them Together Already! by Cafe Au Liet reviews
Mustang's subordinates decide to take matters into their own hands, coming up with a plan to get the Colonel and his Lieutenant together. But they weren't prepared for this. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,028 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
How Could You Forget by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Roy is distracted by Maes and as a result, he forgets the date and a very special day for Riza and him. Dedicated to my friends Riri, OTP and Mals for always being encouraging when I'm down. ROYAI
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Competition by SoulSeeker reviews
On the Molentary Express, Luke encounters an unexpected puzzle...and competition in solving it.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
Best Medicine by flybynight00 reviews
Roy is sick. Roy is whiney. Roy is manipulative.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
I'll Be Seeing You by Guardian Spirit reviews
Paris, 1939. On the brink of a war they find each other. AU, Roy/Riza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Roy M., Riza H.
Just a Chess Game by Lightninging reviews
Another Royai drabble, Grumman and Roy talking over a game of chess. Lots of deep thinking, reluctant Colonels, persistent Grumman, and Royai!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Things Drunken Men Speak by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Riza goes to pick Roy up from the bar in what she deems as the typical Friday night. Little does she know that she will get a huge surprise from a drunken Roy. Birthday fic for Mrs. Riza Mustang. ROYAI
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Back of the Bar by tikitikirevenge reviews
TP. Concerning four characters who weren't as well explored as they deserved to be. Ashei, Auru, Rusl and Shad played as much of a part as any in this chapter of Hyrule's history. Eventual spoilers, obviously.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,947 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Consilio et animis by Babykoalaprincess reviews
AU Zelda Harkinian has never been too fond of New Year's Eve parties. For one reason: Link Virtus. However, on the fated day before a new year, she'll discover the secret that Link kept locked away from her all these years. Zelink oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
A Pleasant Haze by Sweet Valentine reviews
Though he had faced the likes of Zant, of Ganondorf, there was something so incredibly terrible in her rage that actually frightened him whilst at the same time amazing him. [Link x Zelda, oneshot]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Perfect Gift by Serenanna reviews
On Valentine's Day, finding the perfect gift for that special woman in your life should not be this hard, really. No roses or wrenches were harmed in the production of this piece of fluff . . . well . . . Royai, EdxWin, OneShot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Anytime She Goes Away by Llewlyn reviews
AU. Complete! Beetlejuice isn't the sharing type, and when his house is invaded, he's ready to do anything to regain his privacy. Lydia proves hard to impress, so he drags her into a game of words, winner take all. And then come the pennies...
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,951 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
The Commissioner's Ball by InfinityStar reviews
It's that time of year again and Deakins decides to send his two best teams of detectives to represent major case this year. Please R and R.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,922 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - R. Goren, A. Eames, M. Logan, C. Barek - Complete
Kamikaze by Fluffy-CSI reviews
FINISHED! Chapter 46 posted. An interrogation goes horribly wrong and Goren must watch his worst nightmare occur before his eyes. No character death. BA, WIP
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,407 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Complete
O Come All Ye Faithful by Clez reviews
AU FIC. It's Christmas Eve in Solomon Manor, and the League is having some muchdeserved holiday fun.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
Lemon Tea by Shimegami-chan reviews
One-shot. Private Roy Mustang has his eye on a certain female squadronmate. Private Hawkeye has no obvious weaknesses, save one...if Roy can use it to his advantage. Winner of Best Prose in the Anime North Fanfiction Contest.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Deadly Beauty by Jess J reviews
JekyllMina, one-sided, challenge fic. Perhaps that is why I am drawn to her. Once we were free of these demons in our heads, these natures that fight for control.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/11/2004
Orion's Light by Clez reviews
Is Allan Quatermain really gone? Or is he up there somewhere, watching us? What does he do with his eternal days now that he has passed from our world? Drabble Style.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Complete
If I Could Say by DiabloCat reviews
My very first songfic, inspired by Lady Norbert's fic. Tom and Mina decide to do a small entertainment at Elizabeth and Skinner's reception.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2004
Mina's Story by DarkMark reviews
Between the time of DRACULA and the LXG movie come the events of Mina Harker's terrible transformation.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/18/2004
Fiction Unleashed! by Crystal Nox reviews
Had to edit the story my freaky darlings! Now its time for the next chapter in about two days!
LXG - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,570 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004
The League Extraordinaire by DarkMark reviews
The League has continued into the early 1970's, and now includes some of the most famous secret agents of that era. Unfortunately, one of their greatest foes has also survived...and is determined to ensure that they don't.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,322 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004
The Princely Wizard by rachigurl5 reviews
Hermione wants Ron to read her favorite Book. But is William Goldman's "The Princess Bride" really Ron's type of book? Features EngrossedInABook!Ron and Buttercup!Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,067 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Tolkien and the Problem of Characterisation by Fionnabhair Nic Aillil reviews
An essay describing and exploring the difficulties that attend much of Tolkien's characterisation, with specific reference to Éowyn and Arwen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Eowyn, Arwen U. - Complete
Heaven by Ron Weasley2 reviews
One-shot. Ron thinks he could never have Hermione...but as usual, he's wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/22/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
JUST THE BEST MARY SUE, EVER! by Bamfwriter reviews
The Mary Sue Litmus Test taken to the extreme. F words. Mild slash.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2004
With a Vengeance by piaffe417 reviews
Deakins tunes in to "The Goren and Eames Show" - now back from hiatus!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Journals of the LXG by Nichol1 reviews
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen tell their side of the story! V. silly.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 33 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003
Bridge Over the River Winter by NeitherSparky reviews
Story to bridge the gap between the movie and the cartoon.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Kiss the Girl by Fleur the First reviews
*FINISHED 4/16!* Everybody knows Ron is hung up on Hermione. After a considerable bit of whining, and some threats on Harry's part, a select group of people come together to play the chaotic came of matchmaking, much to Ron's chagrin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,393 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Serendipity by dutchtulips reviews
R/Hr vignette, in which Ron gets his hands on a Muggle dictionary, and finds the best way to sum up he and Hermione's friendship, lives together, romance, and their marriage. Waffiness is one step away. ;-)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/4/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Of Contraceptives and Snogging by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
Ron tells the story of how he went from a Potions lesson to snogging his best friend in just three days.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2002 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
A Wise Irony by Ajax21477 reviews
It's " Gift Of The Magi " Harry Potter stlye ! Ron and Hermione go Christmas shopping with crazy results. A tad early for the Holidays, but please read and review !
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Not The End by She's a Star reviews
'At least it was raining...pouring with reckless abandon, and Ron Weasley was grateful for that fact. Tonight it was raining. And tonight, he would probably die.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Alpha and Omega by Imogen reviews
Voldemort's grip on the wizarding world is tightening, and Dumbledore has a shocking suggestion for Harry. The seventh year sequel to 'Carpe Diem'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,351 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 7/20/2001 - Harry P., Ginny W.
I've Got a Bad Feeling About This by PadawanMage reviews
Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Harry continue watching the Star Wars trilogy, as they now comment on The Empire Strikes Back. This is an inspired sequel to B Bennett's Story, 'A Certain Point of View'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
What Are You Trying To Say? by InsidesOfAPumpkinHead reviews
With Hallowe'en at Hogwarts, comes candy-grams. What happens when mayhem ensues, and Ron's seemingly flawless plan turns into a Hallowe'en nightmare? R/H if it's not already sunk in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Lessons For Life by Caitlyn1 reviews
Eight years after Hogwarts, Harry recieves a letter from Dudley. What does he want? A bit of something for everyone! Now completed! *update* Changes have been made till chapter 21. Enjoy the new scenes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,425 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/15/2002 - Published: 10/19/2000 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Ballad Of Ron and Hermione by Grommetik reviews
Chapters one and two up, (again) hurrah...A R/H story so sweet it'll make you squiffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,383 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 164 - Published: 1/8/2002
Harry Potter and the Simurgh's Feather by Airewen reviews
*~*Completed*~* Ron and Hermione go to Bulgaria to enlist the help of a magical creature in the fight against Voldemort. R/Hr romance ensues... ;) --Please R/R!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,598 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2001 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Goddess Diaries by Squin reviews
Spoof of ‘The Princess Diaries.’ Hermione finds out that her parents aren’t dentists. They’re deities... “A GODDESS? ME?? Yeah. Right.” Emotional distress (on Hermione’s part) and laughter (on your part) ensues! Humor/PARODY/Romance R/Hr **F
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,409 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2001 - Published: 11/16/2001 - Hermione G., Ron W.
A Muggle Summer by Zsenya reviews
Ron gets invited to Hermione's house for the last two weeks of summer before fifth year. He's been working at the Ministry and she thinks it would be educational. R/Hr (the only way to go...)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,910 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 11/30/2000 - Ron W., Hermione G.
A Certain Point of View by B Bennett reviews
Watching Star Wars. Harry and Ron have opinions about the men in Leia's life; Hermione's undecided.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2001
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The Beautiful Thing About Princes and Queens reviews
Mystogan's time in Fairy Tail has left him with many fond memories - and one searing attachment he tries to ignore. When the time comes to make the transition back to life in Edolas, how does he reconcile his heart?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,464 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Mirajane S., Mystogan/Edo Jellal
Shadow and Rose reviews
"Well, on the off chance that this does somehow become a useful document to somebody - whoever you are, hello - I guess I should start by explaining who I am that's doing the writing." Entries in the personal journal of Alistair, Grey Warden of Ferelden, starting from just before his Joining. [Human Female Noble origin, Alistair/Warden pairing.]
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 91,778 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Alistair, Cousland
Queen of Darkness, Queen of Dawn reviews
When you have the power to make anyone love you, how do you know who loves you for yourself? A biographical account of the life of Mirana, the White Queen, from her early days until after the end of the movie.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2012 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal
The Bank Called, Your Reality Check Bounced reviews
A set of somewhat bizarre circumstances has stranded the Hosts in Amestris. Tamaki wants Ed and Winry to declare their love. Roy establishes a Central Command Host Club. And it just gets weirder from there. Post FMA canon, AU in the extreme.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,952 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Triumvirate reviews
The promised prequel of the Elemental Chess Trilogy, written for the 2012 FMA Big Bang on LiveJournal. Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, and Maes Hughes form an alliance that will sustain them through the Ishvalan War and beyond. Roy/Riza, Maes/Gracia.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,571 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Game of Three Generals reviews
In this final installment of the Elemental Chess Trilogy, Fuhrer Grumman and the loyal allies of Team Mustang must stop the villainous Acheron...but can they figure out his plans before someone dies? Full ensemble, pairings as in two prior parts.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,178 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
Brilliancy reviews
Amestris's chessmaster will need the support of all his closest pieces when he's challenged by an unseen opponent. But even if he wins, he still might lose... Post manga/Brotherhood, spoilers. RoyAi. Volume 2 of the "Elemental Chess" trilogy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,422 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Flowers of Antimony reviews
"Fullmetal, you're the only guy I know who can turn getting married into an international incident." Ed's wedding plans get disrupted when unknown forces attack Central City. Post-Brotherhood, spoilers; ensemble. Volume 1 of the "Elemental Chess" trilogy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,370 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Shadowlight reviews
Roy can see some things very clearly. Roy/Riza, set toward the end of Brotherhood. Spoilers for "Lost Light" and subsequent episodes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Knights and Knaves reviews
One always tells the truth; one always lies. Flora feels like the unfavorite compared to Luke. She finds solace with an eccentric toymaker, but something's not right. Can this fatherless daughter and her childless father find each other?
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Complete
Beloved My Cheeseburger reviews
Following the events of "Unwound Future," Flora finds herself in a weird scrape with Don Paolo. Has he really gotten over Claire at last? What does a cheeseburger have to do with his hatred of Layton? And what is Pavel REALLY up to? Crackfic cuteness.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
If It's Dinsday, This Must Be Castle Town reviews
Rusl, retired and bored, schemes to matchmake his friends from the Resistance - Auru with Telma and Shad with Ashei. The much less serious sequel to "Til the Sun Grows Cold and the Stars Grow Old."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Rusl - Complete
Faithless Path to Roam reviews
In the days of awaiting the Hero's arrival, Zelda is trapped inside Hyrule Castle. More than that, she's trapped inside her own mind and body...and she's not alone in there. Minor violence, threats of future violence and non-consensual sex. TP spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Burn reviews
Fire ruminates on his feelings about air and water. Ganon/Zelda, one-sided, with slight implications of Link/Zelda. Rated G on the surface; where you take it in your mind is your business. One shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
Til the Sun Grows Cold and the Stars Grow Old reviews
Link has more than a few lifetimes of memories running through his mind, and they all lead him back to where his heart belongs. Will he be separated from her forever? MASSIVE SPOILERS for Twilight Princess. Link/Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,340 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
TPDoEQ, vol V: Tartan Holiday reviews
Elizabeth once again records the League's chaotic lives. While Mina tracks down her son, and Skinner tries to ask a longawaited question, the League is asked to locate one of England's greatest heroes, missing in action.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,626 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Complete
Allan Observes TPDoEQ reviews
While trying to coax the muse out of hiding to finish the TPDoEQ series, the author channeled the unexpectedly funny, Bridget Jones-styled thoughts of her protagonist's late father. Rated for some British slang swear words.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,592 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Quartermain - Complete
The Doctor's Notes: A TPDoEQ Extra Scene reviews
One-shot outtake from volume III, Henry Jekyll records his observations over the few days in South America when the regular diarist succumbed to illness.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Complete
Athena's Twilight: A TPDoEQ Extra Scene reviews
One-shot outtake from volume III of the TPDoEQ series. Henry Jekyll looks back on his relationship with a certain someone as he mentally prepares for a very big event.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Complete
Elizabeth's Shield: A TPDoEQ Extra Scene reviews
One-shot outtake from TPDoEQ. Skinner looks back over the events of volumes I through III and reflects on his relationship with Elizabeth.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Complete
Only in America: Skinner's Story TPDoEQ reviews
As promised, here are the events of TPDoEQ vol. IV as told from the perspective of everyone's favorite invisible thief. Find out what happened when he and the object of his affections were separated during the visit to America.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,266 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Complete
TPDoEQ, vol IV: Only in America reviews
The League heads for America and the hometown of Tom Sawyer. Along the way they go to a ball, somebody's heart gets broken, somebody gets blackmailed, somebody gets his life threatened, and there's a wedding nobody wants to see.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,608 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Complete
TPDoEQ, vol III: The Wintering reviews
Elizabeth journals the adventures of the League as they pass the winter by visiting tropical countries, exchanging Christmas gifts, and celebrating the marriage of two of their own. But will it all be quiet and peaceful? Not likely.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,324 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
TPDoEQ: The Movie Trailer reviews
What if The Private Diary of Elizabeth Quatermain was made into a movie? Bored and high on caffeine, the author dreams up a trailer for her LXG fanfic.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Complete
While She Was Sleeping: A TPDoEQ Extra Scene reviews
An outtake from the original "Private Diary of Elizabeth Quatermain." While Elizabeth recovers from her misadventure in Paris, the League discusses her future, and learns why Nemo wants her to remain. One shot.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Complete
TPDoEQ, vol II: The Egypt Chronicle reviews
All for Egypt was the call at the end of the first Private Diary. Elizabeth Quatermain continues to document the League's exploits in the land of the pharaohs.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,586 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Complete
The Private Diary of Elizabeth Quatermain reviews
The start of all the insanity... After the events of the film, Allan Quatermain's daughter works with the League to solve a mystery her father left behind. Rated for later chapters.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,102 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Complete
An Elaborate Charade reviews
When Ron and Hermione overhear a plot to get them together, they take matters into their own hands and pretend to fall madly in love. Do the words self fulfilling prophecy mean anything to you?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Brainy and the Beast reviews
A crossover of Harry Potter with Disney's Beauty and the Beast, featuring Ron and Hermione. Silly, romantic, and lots of fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,039 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2002 - Published: 12/3/2001 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Quill You Marry Me? reviews
Ron's looking for a unique way to ask Hermione to marry him. A little help from the twins, plus Quidditch, candy, and a really awful pun create a memorable proposal. Received Honorable Mention for Best Use of a Pun at the Sugar Quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2001 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Florinese Dream reviews
A crazy crossover of Harry Potter and The Princess Bride, featuring Ron as Westley, Hermione as Buttercup, Harry as Inigo, and Draco as Humperdinck. Special guest appearances by Hagrid as Fezzik and Dumbledore as the narrator.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2001 - Published: 12/8/2000 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Could I Haff a Vord? reviews
What happened when Hermione and Viktor spoke privately at the end of book 4? This Clueinspired story offers three possible scenarios. RH romantic leanings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/18/2001 - Complete
Ron's Soliloquy reviews
What happened the night of the Yule Ball? Fred and George invade Ron's dreams and provide commentary in this look at different incidents in the 2nd, 3rd and 4th books which point to Ron's feelings for Hermione. FINISHED, so please stop asking for updates!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2001 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter in the Realm of Dungeons and Dragons reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione get sucked into a crossover fic with the old Dungeons and Dragons cartoon. Very silly, very campy, lots of fun! Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2000 - Complete