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Joined 07-25-07, id: 1335014, Profile Updated: 01-03-09
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Torchwood.

Thank you to all of my reviewers for Mischief With Stickers and Teddy's Kisses. You guys are awesome.

Writer's block gone-ish. I have a couple stories in my head that I'm trying to get down on paper. I think there might be a story or two posted soon. I just started school and am in all of these Honors classes...so much homework in the first week already! O, and this new thingy I'm posting here, I got it of of HMxEB4ever's profile. You should see it. It's cool.

I had this total fangirl moment, we all know what those are like, when I was watching Doctor Who labor day weekend. The Doctor and Martha were working with Shakespeare to banish the Carrionites, which are alien witches that use the power of words for their magic. So, Shakespeare is trying to use the power of his words to undo the Carrionite magic and banish them. This is how the part that caused the fangirl moment went:

Shakespeare: I say to you...(obviously can't think of what to say)

Doctor: Expelliarmus!

Shakespeare: Expelliarmus!

Doctor: Good ol' J.K.!

Yes, you can see the fangirl moment, can't you? I should do a Doctor Who/Harry Potter crossover! Plot bunnies will take over the world, I tell you! Ooh, that should be my new siggy.

Much love,

Cara

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.I Wish...
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Wow...:) Yeah, it changed a little. I dyed my hair, quit dancing, am now friends with some different people, and stuff.

Labels are for soup cans, not people.

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The Bad Neighbor by firesnap reviews
Written for the reel torchwood Challenge. Rhys Williams knows there's something wrong with his neighbor. It's a shame none of Torchwood believes him. Contains: Canon pairings, violence and Jack and Rhys bickering while trying to save the day. Pre-CoE.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,908 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Rhys W., Jack H. - Complete
Hidden Behind Our Appearances by ohinyan reviews
A Year That Never Was AU. A Jack centric fic.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,685 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harold Saxon, Jack H. - Complete
A Servants Life by CoffeeGirl09 reviews
Set in Victorian times but with modern aspects. Ianto is Jack's personal servant but in a society where rich and poor do not mix, will they be able to be happy together?
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 71,528 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Harry James Lupin Black by HMxEB4ever reviews
Harry finds an old journal and discovers that his parents aren't really his parents... How will he react when he discovers that his parents are still alive, and both male? Slash, MPREG, don't like, don't read...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,815 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
You Know You're Watching Too Much Torchwood When by sidlerocks reviews
Self explanatory ditty. Just acknowledging my addiction...
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Song by 0-Nairobi-0 reviews
Jack find's out a secret Ianto's been keeping. J/I
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Nightmares of Immortality by Mc Parrot reviews
Not being able to die could drive you mad. Being mad for all eternity is not an option.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,838 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Magically Delicious by HMxEB4ever reviews
Just a fluffly little oneshot about Sirius's Divination Finals, Moony, and Lucky Charms. Hopefully it's funny, and not as lame as the summary makes it sound. Rated of some possible language and Slash. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Cure by floss bucket reviews
What would have happened if Remus and Tonks hadn't died in the battle of Hogwarts? Set 23 years after the battle. Its a bit AU, but only in the fact that Remus and Tonks are alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Remus L., Teddy L. - Complete
A Year in the Life by sweasley reviews
T/V. Victoire's sixth-year at Hogwarts is full of ups & downs. Fights with mean girls; a boy that's more trouble than he's worth, she's in for quite a few surprises. Including the realization that she might be falling for the last person she ever expects. (UPDATED AS OF 2021)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 141,831 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Nailed by katterpillar reviews
Who could have known one gnarled little nail could have caused such utter pandemonium? Oneshot, humor. Marauders Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Teddy Lupin's New Years Snog by ToastWeaselofDOOM reviews
Teddy Lupin is trying to get a New Years Snog from Victoire Weasley, but he can't! The horror! Shot drabble, oneshot. TedVic. Last fic before 2008! R&R pleases!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Teddy L., Andromeda T. - Complete
This and That by Mariangelo reviews
Hogwarts has been attacked and Dumbledore's dead. Tonks has finally gotten her man, but how much of him does she really have and is it enough? Tonks realises that not only does she want more, now, she needs more. Is Remus ready?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/17/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
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And the Song Abruptly Stops
Ianto's life after the events of Cyberwoman up until the very end in a short story based upon The Ballad of Ianto Jones from the Children of Earth Soundtrack.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Lucy reviews
This is a story from the point of view of Lucy Saxon and her experiences as companion to the Master.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Lucy S. - Complete
Teddy's Kisses reviews
Every year, Teddy Lupin chooses a new spot on Victoire's head for kissing her goodbye. Follow Victoire as she reminisces about Teddy's kisses, and see what Teddy has to say about them, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Mischief with Stickers reviews
This is just a cute, fluffy oneshot that includes Sirius, Remus, Tonks, and a sheet of stickers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete