UniversalOverlordess
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Joined 07-26-07, id: 1335258, Profile Updated: 05-20-11
Author has written 34 stories for Gravitation, Kingdom Hearts, Black Cat, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Glee.

UniversalOverlordess lives here!

Watch for flying camels.

Other than my obvious wit, style, and womanly charm, there's not a lot to tell.

...Okay, there's a lot to tell.

First things first:

Things I will not tell you.

1) Age

2) Sex

3) Location

4) Number of planets I've visited

5) Number of planets I've destroyed

6) Other random useless bits of trivia that directly affect my social standing

-Side note: I will tell you about my gender. I am female. But my personal sex life? Not bloody likely.-

Second things second:

Things I will tell you.

1) Favorites

2) Dislikes

3) Other random useless bits of trivia that do not directly affect my social standing.

Dislikes: LOVOPHOBES.

Now that we've got that out of the way, I'd like to share my likes and favorites.

-Television shows-

Glee (I'm a total Klaine fangirl. And I'm proud, so, so proud), Bones... Murder shows... (Yeah, yeah, I know. What does that say about me...)

-Anime/Manga-

I likes them. ^^

-Pairings-

I like pears. Pears are good =3. Oh...pairings. Eh. You'll see.

-Books-

Too many to count. Try reading the library, and you'll find most of them. Some of them are out of print.

-Movies-

Any anime movie, especially Miyazaki's lovely work; O Brother, Where Art Thou; Labyrinth; some Disney movies...though I like to make fun of them more than I like to watch them.

-Bands-

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus; Three Days Grace; Sonata Arctica; Irish Rovers; Sum 41; Flight of the Conchords; Rhianna; Aqua; Green Day; Morning Wood (current obsession: Nth Degree ) ...

Random stuff:

Tumblr

^That is my tumblr. Yes, I caved. I mostly reblog Glee stuff, but if you just want to chat or...yeah, that's it! You should all totally go and be all, 'hai', and I'll be all, 'hai', and then you can ask me questions and give me prompts and WE CAN BE FRIENDS!!! ...okay, I'm staying away from the cookies.


So, I am now what most people would call a college student. That means that my life is now dedicated to my major. It also means that I do not have a life. So, because my life is nonexistent, I will be putting up an Update list for my stories. I thank all of those who read and review my stories. I love you all!

STORIES BEING UPDATED:

Illusione Orale: I am hoping to update soon! I promise!

The Diamond in the Midden: I totally updated it!!!!!!!! I feel so proud!!

END OF UPDATE LIST:

Thanks for taking notice of the update list. I feel bad that I even need it.

Srsly.

...I just realized that I suck at updating my Update list... -bangs head against the wall-


I'm sorry. My brain has decided to take a holiday, leaving me, essentially, with a body and a hyperactive mouth. Please excuse me while I retrieve and maim my already shattered mind...and don't worry. It's used to being maimed; you'll find that I'll be functioning properly within a few minutes of...said retrieval.

Lots of happy brain maiming to you all,

-Overlordess (I like the sound of that!)

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Like They Know the Score by icedintheveins reviews
Santana's trying to piece herself back together and find something to do with her life. Kurt and Blaine are trying desperately to get a child. A chance run-in on the streets of New York solve everyone's problems. Klaine. Brittana. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Touches You by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Blaine can't seem to stop touching Kurt while he's sleeping. Inspired by Mika's "Touches You." One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Accidents by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Kurt sets up a safe word to warn Blaine when he crosses the 'just friends' line. But he crosses it anyways. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Speed It Up for Me, Then Take It Real Slow by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine had no clue about Kurt's "Four Minutes" video, but he did know one thing: it was a million times better to see it in person. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind by klemonademouth reviews
"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blaine Likes Dictionaries by broadwaypants reviews
Blaine really likes dictionaries, because they give him lots of different ways of defining the word 'kiss.' Now if only he could make Kurt understand that...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I've Got You by DarkAuroran reviews
A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,532 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Breathe, Kurt by Quallianmaghouin reviews
Kurt has a panic attack in front of Puck and Finn, who handle it surprisingly well.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2723 - Favs: 2,604 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tears and Rain by BeautifulFiction reviews
For every second that you touched him, for every moment that you hurt what is mine, I am going to make you burn." Political Intrigue. Developing Roy/Ed relationship. AU. Full summary inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 199,320 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
How To Hit On A Chuunin by nayru-kleinefee reviews
[KakaIru, GenRai] What could be the best way to pick Iruka up? Kakashi and others give it a try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
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The Road We Take reviews
When Kurt hands Blaine his Bucket List, he has no idea that he just made it Blaine's goal to make sure that everything on that list is fulfilled; Kurt's senior year is most definitely going to be interesting. Sequel to The Light at the End.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,229 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
White Blank Page reviews
He meets Kurt Hummel on a rainy Tuesday, waiting for the eleven fifteen bus to get the station. A sort of soulmate!Klaine fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Beryllium reviews
Sometimes Blaine likes to trace random words onto Kurt's back. A Klaine drabble series.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
If I Had You reviews
Kurt Hummel fell in love with Blaine Anderson over a Biology text book, an old mp3 player, and mini-speakers. Cheerio!Kurt AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Light at the End reviews
Kurt Hummel knew that his medical condition was going to kill him - he'd accepted it. But a chance meeting with a boy named Blaine could give him the courage to keep fighting. Sometimes the best things in life come out of the worst situations. AU Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,180 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Play Me a Melody reviews
Blaine teaches his daughter how to play the piano. She teaches him that sometimes small melodies stay within the heart, no matter what. Daddy!Klaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Brothers Suck reviews
Blaine really had the urge to drop an anvil on his brother's head, because it was just so not cool that he was showing Kurt Blaine's baby pictures. It was just not cool at all. Spoilers for Blaine's older brother.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Moment reviews
Blaine gets a visit from Kurt, who has some rather good news that could brighten up his day. Spoilers for 3x11
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Higher than High reviews
Blaine, when high on morphine, had to be the most adorable person in the world. Spoilers and speculation for the episode 'Michael'.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hope for the Hopeless reviews
Sometimes, what we think we want is not always as great as it seems: In which a boy named Kurt, who wants to be able to feel but can't, meets a boy named Blaine, who can feel but wishes he couldn't.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,553 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Breathing reviews
Blaine liked breathing, he liked it a lot. And if he was honest with himself, it was amazing that he could finally breathe normally again. Spoilers for 3x11, Michael.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Depression reviews
He dreams of waves, of water, crashing over him, consuming him. He dreams of falling down, being pulled down, and looking up to see those people he thinks used to be his friends. WARNINGS: depression, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Diamond in the Midden reviews
AU: Meet Fran. He digs up dead people. A year ago he unwillingly performed a ritual dance at a festival. Now, that forceful partner has come to claim...his wife? BelxFran
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,642 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Fran, Belphegor
Reforming reviews
In which Kurt is sent to Dalton Academy, a reform school for juveniles, for something he didn't do: it was all Puckerman's fault. However, joining the Warblers and meeting Blaine Anderson may let him realize that not everyone is what they seem. Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,366 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
It's not that you're not pretty, it's just reviews
A girl gets a crush on Blaine. Blaine is oblivious. Kurt finds it completely hilarious. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
All Summer Long reviews
Kurt figures that summer is a good time do try new things with Blaine. Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Love You reviews
Blaine isn't exactly sure on the specific time and day that he realized he loves Kurt Hummel, he just knows that he does. Klaine. Spoilers for 2x22
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stuff Like That There reviews
Kurt has yet to tell his friends that he and Blaine are dating. This is how he decides to tell them. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Lortab reviews
Maybe deciding to give Kurt medicine that Nick had given him wasn't Blaine's best moment. Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Saturday Afternoon reviews
On a Saturday afternoon, Kurt asked Blaine to teach him how to play the guitar. Klaine fluff
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Communication reviews
Both Kurt and Blaine just wanted to spend some time alone. Burt just wanted to know why the hell the boy who had asked him to give Kurt the sex talk was kissing his son. Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Illusione Orale reviews
He could hear his Froggy's screams from the other room and it made his blood burn. If he was certain about one thing, it was this: They were about to find out why he was called Prince the Ripper.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,814 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Fran, Belphegor
Lights Out reviews
It was like the old saying: where there's smoke, there's fire. And where there's terrified screaming, there's Bel.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
Courting Issues reviews
There are many ways to make someone fall in love with you. Running them over with your car is not one of them. BelxFran
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,135 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
Reunion reviews
All Tsuna wanted was to have a normal reunion. But when one adds in the Varia, an assassin, and secret plans, one never knows what to expect. 1827 BelxFran, 8059, XS. For kuroyukihime2.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Here We Go Again reviews
All of this could have been avoided if Fran hadn't pawned off his senpai's crown. BelxFran
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
Long Time No See reviews
Fran is forced to attend Bel's high school reunion as a body guard. What could go wrong? Oh yeah, a lot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
Revelation reviews
BelxFran That day Fran found out that it was very easy to sneak out of the Varia headquarters…but not back in.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
The Day Off reviews
BelxFran Because Xanxus and Squalo were having a 'moment', the Varia have the day off. For Fran, this day includes a high speed car chase, the burning of restaurants, and kissing. Yeah, he's confused about the last one too...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
An Eye for an Eye reviews
If there was one thing that no one touched of Fran's, it was his shampoo. Poor Bel had to learn that lesson the hard way. Revenge is a sweet, sweet thing. Bel/Fran
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
Nothing But Trouble reviews
Riku/Sora Axel/Roxas After spending two hundred years in a place called Keyblade Land, Sora and his Nobody, Roxas, are sent down to Earth to attend Destiny Islands Boarding School and help rid the worlds from evil 'Monday meatloaf surprise'. Oh dear...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Sora, Roxas
National Annoy the Maoh Day reviews
The reason why National Annoy the Maoh Day is no longer a national holiday...and the reason why Wolfram now has an immense fear of leeches. Wolfram/Yuuri
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Come to the Dark Side reviews
Creed wishes he'd thought of this ploy a lot sooner.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Knights In Dysfunctional Armor reviews
They looked at each other, smiled, and their world turned upside down. First up: Snow White...or Shuichi White.
Gravitation - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y.