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Joined 07-26-07, id: 1335518, Profile Updated: 01-05-12
Author has written 3 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Margaret Peterson Haddix, and Etrian Odyssey/世界樹の迷宮.

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Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
A Day at the Shrink's by Da Demon Mystrice reviews
Our favourite anime characters all have their problems, right? See them visit the psycaiatrist to get some professional help! Many anime characters are used. This is listed under InuYasha because he is the first to visit the beloved Shrink.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,159 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/26/2006
Catfight by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Ever wondered what became of Dolores Umbridge after Kingsley Shacklebolt became Minister for Magic?Just a short fic showing what happens when dear Dolores and Minerva McGonagall accidentally meet. Set some time after LV's downfall, DH CANON COMPLIANT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Dolores U., Minerva M. - Complete
Amusement at the Park by egor11572 reviews
The Dursleys take Dudley and his friends to an amusement park for his birthday and they meet a giant someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Dudley D., Rubeus H. - Complete
Simply Mad by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Moody was bored. That should have tipped the Order off right there. Because the last time Moody was bored, he blew up half of Hogwarts in the name of CONSTANT VIGILANCE. This time, he makes himself look like Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Alastor M., Voldemort - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by RuneWitchSakura reviews
AKA Plan Love Voldemort To Death. Reading a review from GNF, I came up with this idea. Love is the power that he knows not, but do you really think Voldemort would accept a hug from Harry? Overemotional!Harry and Freaked!Voldie. DEDICATED TO SHINIGAMI!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Twenty Questions by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Sirius gets his hands on a twenty questions game the one from Radica. Can you guess what he’s thinking of before the game guesses it. It really isn't that hard. Humor fic spurred by playing way too much 20Q and the fact that I am insane. Rated for words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Sirius B., George W. - Complete
Magical Me: A Rough Draft by JolieFille reviews
A very brief look into the excruciating experience of writing an autobiographical work, as told by a one Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Voldemort's New Contraption by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Harry sends Voldie a new contraption for his birthday, and it goes off in during a Death Eater meetings. Warning: Voldemort Eye Twitching and Voldemort Annoying insues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Gilderoy the Idioter by Inky Pirate reviews
Kind of a sequel to Gilderoy the Idiot. Starring everyone's favorite professor, who manages to cause bodily harm to everyone around him, no matter how helpful he thinks he is. Enjoy, and please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Gilderoy's helping hand by Bagge reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart, Hogwart's most handsome Defence teacher since Gregory the Smarmy, never hesitates to help a student in predicament. Ginny can attest to that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Ginny W., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Gilderoy The Idiot by Inky Pirate reviews
Old Lockhart is such a good fellow! His every deed leads to either death or chaos. What couldn't be more appealing? Rated T for being gruesome. Yummers! Review please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Interruption by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
Snape is preoccupied, and is interrupted by Lockheart. Bad idea on Lockheart's part, eh? Short story. CoS. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
High Inquisitor of Hogwarts' Shady Sex Life by Jetamors reviews
In an exclusive to the Quibbler, Rita Skeeter reveals the seamy underside of Hogwarts life. UmbridgeEverybody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Dolores U. - Complete
Barbie Girl by CraftySlytherin reviews
It's just your average, boring Summer day on Privet Drive. Or is it? Harry is stuck doing another one of his many thankless chores, when he hears something VERY interesting coming from Dudley's room and goes to investigate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Truth Be Told by CraftySlytherin reviews
What happens when the kings of pranking, Fred and George Weasley, spike a shipment of pumpkin juice bound for Hogwarts with Truth Serum? A day full of true confessions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006 - George W. - Complete
Smile ! You're on Inu Camera ! by Maru-sha reviews
Ch.7 up! Inuyasha finds a video camera and films other members of the gang to see what they do when no one else is around. Prepare for outrageous and insane humor ! May cause asthma attacks, you have been warned !
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
The Madness of Dolores Umbridge by 3 Sisters of Moon-Shadow-Sun reviews
[Shadow][Oneshot] How Dolores Umbridge came to be. Why does she hate halfbreeds, look like a toad, and wear frilly things? No point, just humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Dolores U. - Complete
A Story That Scares Even Deatheaters by Flooisthuma reviews
What do you get when you're typing, eating icecream, staring at Tom Felton's picture and thinking about your old busdriver who acted way too much like Umbridge? You get this story! Hilarity guaranteed! Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Draco M., Dolores U. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Weasley Prank by Ari-Griffin reviews
Firestar038's April Fool's Day Challenge Winner. It is April Fool's Day at Hogwarts. Just what is in store for Severus Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Severus S., George W. - Complete
Dolores Umbridge and the Mysterious Package by Ari-Griffin reviews
5th Year AU Story! Fed up with Umbridge and her rules, Harry and company decide to take matters into their own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Dolores U., Neville L. - Complete
A Side Effect of Cookie Craving by Flooisthuma reviews
So Draco is hungry. Hungry for cookies. He doesn't want to go to the kitchens with the frightened elves. But he does find some cookies and a person he certainly doesn't want to see. Hermione Granger. With him. And Cookies. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Gilderoy's Graffiti by Silverhill reviews
Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough," Ron once said. Now Lockhart has escaped from St. Mungo's ... and signed everything! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Gilderoy L., Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts Inquisition by TrueBlueSpark reviews
NOBODY expects the Hogwarts Inquisition! ... I'm so, so sorry. Based on Order of the Phoenix and Monty Python. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Dolores U., Draco M. - Complete
Q&A with Professor Umbridge by A.L1 reviews
When Umbridge was asked many questions by the class, Harry got into detention. This is another way of how it could have happened. Spoilers for OotP and good for Umbridgehaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Dolores U.
The Z Files by DynoStretch reviews
When Romani gets abducted by aliens, Link must go on a mission to find her. But can he do it before the moon crashes? Eh, how should I know?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Link - Complete
What Are You Doing Here! by Humor Queen Merc reviews
Everyone comes to Kagome's time, whereupon hilarity ensues. Questions galore, a microwave accident, Sango's first time with a telephone, as well as the answer to the age-old question; what would Miroku do with the Internet?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2003
Conker's Other Bad Fur Day by DynoStretch reviews
Well, I just beat CBFD! To celebrate here's my first CBFD fic! Lots of spoliers of the game inside though, so beware!
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2001 - Complete
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Tales of the Ocean City
Coming from Lagaard, a zodiac will learn to conquer the labyrinth while at the same time not letting the revelations it brings wear her down. Joined by others in this endeavor, what will they find in Yggdrasil's depths? T for possible swearing later on
Etrian Odyssey/世界樹の迷宮 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,316 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011
Among the Twisted reviews
An 8 year old 3rd child lost in a world of deceit, lies, and scandal! R&R, story line will get better as it goes on.
Margaret Peterson Haddix - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007
New Arrival! reviews
A new arrival comes to the Smash Mansion and joins the ranks as as a smasher. Everyone is talking about him, especially Nana...OCxNana
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete