MmeGray
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 07-26-07, id: 1335532, Profile Updated: 02-07-12
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, All American Girl, Mediator, and Maximum Ride.

I love the Harry Potter series, Twilight series, Maximum Ride series, Love at Stake series (mature readers on that one, please), both All-American Girl books, the Mediator series, 1-800-Where-R-You, and a bunch of other stuff that would take me a life time to recite. I'll try to post as often as possible and update as often as possible, but no promises. I have a life too, ya know!! I live next to mrs.whitlock-hale, and we're always coming up with crazy stuff to do at school and in public. Anyways, check out her stuff if you get the chance. mrs.whitlock-hale has posted some pretty kick ass stories. Y'all should check 'em out. And yes, I am from Texas (hence the y'all thing). No, I don't have a horse. I wish

Love,

MmeGray

P.S. Thanks to all who read and reviewed my stories!! Love ya lots, people!! Keep reviewing, and I'll keep updating as much as I can!
P.P.S. Y'all are welcome to use my ideas if you'd like, but just make sure and give me credit ;-)
P.P.P.S. I know I change stuff on my profile a lot. But I gotta keep things updated! As for my new profile pic, I love me some Tom Felton...


Here is a list of the websites that I found a lot of my stuff. The game and the song I actually already knew about, but the clothes for Vacation of Pleasure I actually had to find on Google.

For those of you who read my author's notes, here's the web game that Kris was playing in The Future:
this game is a lot of fun. I've played it so many times!

For my most depressing story, here's a link to the song that goes along with Just a Dream:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAJSqLljGFU&feature=related such a sad song for such a sad topic. Not the official video, but it's a really good rendition.

STUFF FOR VACATION OF PLEASURE:

The crop-top Imagined Lauren wearing in chapter 16, only in red instead of black:
I thought it was appropriate for her.

Esme's dress in chapter 25:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicoleliucouture/2176399345/ love this dress!

carlisle's outfit-just imagine the grey jacket in chapter 26:
I think it would look good with esme's dress.

The valet's outfit in chapter 26:
no jacket on these guys

Alice's outfit in chapter 28:
her top
: her skirt
and her shoes

Rosalie's outfit in chapter 29:
just imagine the girl has a black tank on underneath

Inside and outside of elevator in chapter 32:
outside of elevator
click on "lift" on the right to see the inside of the elevator


Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
3. True love knows no boundaries.
4. Some people are just danger magnets.
5. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
6. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
7. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
8. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
9. Family is about more than just blood.
10. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
11. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
12. There are exceptions to every rule.
13. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
14. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
15. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
16. Cold hands = Warm heart.
17. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
18. Romeo was an idiot.
19. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
20. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Damn, that was fun!'

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way

My heart is not a playground

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

Was that an earthquake, or did i just rock your world?

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'l die and it will all be YOUR FAULT.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

I hate it when people say:

"When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.

"Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life.

"Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it?

"Lol(all the time)" If you laugh out loud that much, then you have issues.

Hehe funny labels(these are real labels):

Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"

Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."

Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets"

Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances"

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping."

Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness" One would hope.

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark"

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." Are you sure? Lets experiment.

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe."

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain."

Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" But thats the only time I have to work on my hair!

On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regaular soap" And that would be how?

Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost" But it's just a sugestion.

Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)-"Do not turn upside down" Too late! you lose!

Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating." Wow, I would have never guessed!

Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?

Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary." We could do alot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year old off those fork lifts.

Korean kicthen knife: "Keep out of children." Hmm...I think something got lost in translation.

Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." As opposed to outer space.

Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." Now I'm curious.

Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." But no peas?

American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." Someone got paid big bucks to write this one...

Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands." Raise your hand if you've tried this.

Child's surperman costume: "Wearing of this garmet does not enable you to fly." Oh go ahead. Thats right, destroy a universal childhood belief


I really hate stereotypes...

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (or part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. :D
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party, too.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm SCOTTISH (or part Scottish) so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick, steal all your stuff, be stupid and the tests are getting easier, and twang school.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

Copy and paste these onto your profile if you hate stereotypes too and would like to break all of them.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism


Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,771 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Selkie Wife by Lissa Bryan reviews
Set during the reign of "Bloody Mary" Tudor. Bella is captured by Edward to raise his daughter. He promises to release her one day, but will he? Court intrigues and danger around every corner. Can they, and their new-found love, survive? Rated M/OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 193,424 - Reviews: 3802 - Favs: 3,200 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One More Chance by tpec1991 reviews
When Edward&Bella met it was love at 1st sight. On their wedding day, Edward makes a huge mistake. Hurt, Bella runs away w/o a trace. What happens when years later he runs into her and discovers that she's NOT with some1 but also she's not ehmm... ALONE?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 361,389 - Reviews: 3576 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Second Son Of A Duke by For3ver Immortal reviews
Epilogue posted! Completely alternate universe. No vampires, but lots of Edward and Bella. Lord Edward is the second son of a duke and on one mistaken night, his fate and the fate of a Viscount's daughter is forever intertwined. Set in 19th century London.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,048 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doorstep Bundle by mersedez2001 reviews
Edward the perpetual bachelor, was loving his single life until one day a child he didn't know he had, was left on his door step.Sexward is now being forced to be a stay at home dadward.Better summery inside! A/H, cannon pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 120,485 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sincerely, Sergeant Masen by 2carm2carm2 reviews
One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,935 - Reviews: 7355 - Favs: 5,916 - Follows: 4,171 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7821 - Favs: 8,697 - Follows: 3,593 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Virgins & Villains by Emmamama88 reviews
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 481,331 - Reviews: 5588 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Rescue Me, EPOV of Virgins & Villains by Emmamama88 reviews
EPOV of Virgins & Villains. **Important- Read the first 15 chapters of V&V before reading this**. Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 332,155 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resisting love by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
Scotland, 1152. He had never given his heart to someone. Not after his parents died right in front of him when he was only a child. Being forced by the king of his country to marry, he decides to fight the attraction to his bride. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,891 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Better Angels of Our Nature by Lissa Bryan reviews
Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,527 - Reviews: 3079 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quarterback Rush by musegirl reviews
Bella has a chance meeting with college co-ed Edward and is immediately smitten. But how will she handle finding out Edward is a star football player? Will she be his good luck charm or a curse? AU/AH. Fluff, fun, and lemons. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 4,692 - Follows: 3,473 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Maiden by beegurl13 reviews
Raised by a Comanche tribe in 1870's Texas, Bella must learn to live in an ever changing world. What happens when she loses the man she loves, only to find another man she wants more, but he's married... E/B, M, AH. FAGE2 story written for ZenOneness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,403 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School is Hard Enough! by Broadway188 reviews
Driven from his home by Bella's wedding invitation, Jacob Black wanders for 10 years before finding himself a job as a gym teacher. But all hell breaks loose when he imprints on a student. But who is this bronze hair beauty? And how can he get her as his?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,323 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Nameless by JacklynnFrost reviews
Bella and Edward meet during a two weeks cruise. Bella finds out she's pregnant, and at 16 she goes off to college through a mothers scholarship program. But what about Edward? Will he be united with his family he unknowingly created? Human. Trad Pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,442 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Like You by Irenella Courmett reviews
Emmett is a carefree, fun guy with a trust fund. Bella is a young college student with a bright future. A one night stand has consequences they don't expect or are prepared for. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 123,194 - Reviews: 2748 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Crying on the Inside by Mollypolly55 reviews
I love Fang, I really do. I hope he still loves me after he finds out. We uh, kinda made love/did the dirty. But I have no clue what to do now! I'm sorta pregnant.. What do I do! Who do I tell! What about the flock! Most immportantly what about the baby?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 58,951 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
In the Age of Empires 2: Subtle War by PhantomWriterShayle reviews
Sequel to In the Age of Empires. The war may be done but another is on the rise. As King Leo becomes less fit for the throne, Lord Edward's family find themselves in the center of murder, kidnapping, and revenge. OOC & OCs. Rated for ch. 4 & 29
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 66 - Words: 91,570 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lost and Gained by RideTheGlitterDick reviews
Bella gets pregnant after a quickie that was supposed to mend her broken heart. How can she make a player into the father he needs to be and the lover she needs? Mature Content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,781 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sovereign Fate by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Taking place in 17th century Europe, Princess Isabella faces her fate as her arranged marriage to promiscuous Prince Edward, future King of England. As she resists the inevitable, is she actually running away from the future she always wanted? AH/OC/Lem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,936 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgotten Love by GabzR reviews
Before Bella moved to forks she travels back to 1917 and meets a human Edward. They get engaged and married and Bella ends up pregnant while 2 months pregnant Edward gets sick and dies and Bella returns to the year 2005. Edward does not remember her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,334 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taking Your Own Advice by xvampiree reviews
Advice columnist, Bella Swan, meets a handsome stranger in a dark alleyway. They have a one night stand and she falls pregnant. What happens when he becomes the editor of the newspaper she works at? OOC AH Canon. M for language and lemons. E/B. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,802 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Not So Simple Kind of Life by DragonsAngel68 reviews
SEQUEL TO DRAGON AND ANGEL. Draco and Ginny return from their honeymoon ready to live happily ever after, but their vast differences in background and family values make for an interesting start to their married life. Add Draco's inexperience with pregn
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 324,315 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Highly Inappropriate by lovelovelove22 reviews
Bella attends a wild party at the Masen house and unexpectedly hooks up with the unbelievably sexy player Edward Masen. Then he reappears in her life in the worst and highly inappropriate way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 31,526 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Frontier by Melolabel reviews
AU,AH,BxE,OOC. Bella's a mail order bride on her way to the Nevada desert to meet her Cowboy husband-to-be. She's supposed to be everything he's looking for but what will he do when it turns out she lied? M for adult themes and future limey situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,259 - Reviews: 2325 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Age of Empires by PhantomWriterShayle reviews
All Sir Edward ever wanted was peace. After his paranoid King exiles him, he begins to think he will never find it. So what happens when a beautiful peasant gives him refuge? Slight OOC. Rated for ch. 28, 32, 42, & 58.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 97,800 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fantasy Kiss by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot for dirty talking edward contest. Bella is head cheerleader and edward a nerd. What happens when he has to go to her house one night to help her study due to teachers instructions in hopes that she wont fail
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
A Life Stolen by newfoundlove reviews
Sequel to A Heart's Savior. Bella and Edward are happily married, starting on this new chapter of their life together - a baby. Is the tragedy that falls upon them survivable? All Human/AU, Rated M for sexual content and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,633 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
Revelations by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
What happens when Edwards family pushes him to sleep with Bella & the voice in the back of his head taunts him to no end? Will he give in? does Edward have a reason for not wanting to be with bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Under The Piano by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Edward plays the piano while Bella plays with something else. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Somebody Save Me by Marie Pattin reviews
Bella and her mother had always been abused by Charlie. After Charlie kills Renee all of his anger is focused on Bella. Then the Cullens arrive and Bella and Edward fall in love. But what happens when she tells on Charlie and the Cullens take her in? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Satisfy by BlaireVolturi reviews
When Edward postpones hunting, Bella is left unsatisfied. When Edward finds her, what will the consequences be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Say Goodnight, Not Goodbye by LilyK reviews
COMPLETE. In her 4th year, Ginny used a drunk Draco for revenge against her ex. What she didn't know was that she would lose her virginity that night and be the only one to remember it. Now its 2 years later. DG RHr HOc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 115,337 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Dragon and Angel by DragonsAngel68 reviews
COMPLETE! Strolling through Diagon Alley Lucius Malfoy comes across a little boy who could have been Draco's twin. Has his family tree been expanded, without his knowledge? Has Draco been keeping secrets? Or is he oblivious to the fact that he may hav
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 382,637 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

A Rose's Thorns reviews
The next generation of Hogwarts students are starting school. Rose's father has warned her to stay away from the Malfoy boy. But will she? Dealthly Hallows Spoilers! Compatible with epilogue mostly . I suck at summaries :-/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Vacation of Pleasure reviews
Edward, Carlisle, Jasper, and Emmett are 4 brothers whose father has just handed them the keys to his theme park. When Bella wins a 3-week vacation to said park, and brings Esme, Alice, and Rosalie along, what will happen? MAY BECOME M LATER ON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,407 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008
The Future reviews
This is what I think the Flock's future should be. Fang's POV. Rated T just in case. IF YOU HAVEN'T READ TWILIGHT, FUTURE CHAPTERS ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE ANY SENSE! THIS IS A CROSS-OVER!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007
First Time reviews
Okay, here's my first shot at a lemon. Not sure how people will react, but here goes! AlicexJasper. BE WARNED, VERY GRAPHIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Just a Dream reviews
What if Jasper had a fiancee that he never told anyone about? Not even Alice? How would she feel when she found out that he'd been declared dead during the Civil War? Oneshot songfic. VERY SAD!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Meeting Susannah reviews
Just what was Jesse thinking when he first met Suze? ONESHOT! R&R please!
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Realization reviews
What was David thinking while he was in the hospital when Sam realized he was the president's son? DAVID'S POV HERE!
All American Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Before the Game, Rosalie's Opinion of Bella reviews
in rosalie's pov. okay, i wrote this before i read eclipse. dont hate me for making rosalie a witch with a b toward bella! rated t just in case. r&r please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
The Thoughts of Ginny Weasley reviews
Just something that popped into my head while i was bored. If you don't want any spoilers from the 7th book, DON'T READ THIS! R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete