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Joined 07-26-07, id: 1335719
Author has written 2 stories for 1-800-Where-R-You, and Someone Like You.
Hello all people that are bored/crazy/curious/hungry enough to read this. For the latter, im sorry but i cannot allow you to eat my profile. You are dismissed.

for the rest of you, i say MOO. (that is the standard formal greeting of strangers on my planet.)
first off, i'd like to say this: I am a cannibal.
second off, i'd like to say: i am also a praying mantis in disguise.
what does this mean for you? It means that i am a vicious predator that will not give a second thought about eatin you.
until you reveiw that is. WHich i do hope will be soon. It is for your own good.
other activities i enjoy besides devouring human flesh? (i am just kidding btw, in case some ppl would like to report me. I can imagine the headline "cannibal praying mantis contradicted for offensive bio")
well let's see:
i like thinking about playing gutair. cause the gutair rox. i dont know a thing about it though.
i like whiddling away my evenings with my praying mantis family watching strange and rather gruesome movies such as those entitiled "the league of extroidinary gentleman"(which doesn't make any sense cuz it has a girl in it too) and "shadow of a vampire", neither of wich i will ever see again.

i spent an entire summer watching buffy the vampire slayer, the show taht i worship above all other lowly earthlythings. i think joss whedon is a strange yet brilliantly insane genius. and i am planning my wedding to spike and angel. and xander, what the heck.
my ideal birthday present would be something along the lines of B-O-M-B (that is for the strange ppl that can't spell and yet are reading my profile, so maybe the secret will be kept). I prefer it wrapped in a beautiful pink bow.

i think my pename, starzill, sounds like a brand of pickle from outerspace.

i was born in 17342 on planet zorg, and have henceforth been alive for several thousand trillon years. and that's just couting on one hand!(speaking of which, i have 4000. hands that is. and 5 heads, all with different color hair. i like the one with the green frizz the best)
i have died countless times. i have been reborn as vampires, lowly humans, and werewolves, along with countless other things.

my fav qoute ever is from the mediator, by jesse desilva:
"querida, let's just dance."
my fav song ever is a humongo tie between the green grass grows all around (haha) and here comes the sun, by the beatles.
i luv the beatles. and ppl taht reveiw. cuz u both ROCK!!
haha, get it? beatles..ROCK, like music... and u rock cause u reveiwed. haah.
im stoned. taht was a joke. drugs aren't cool. except caffine. caffine is amazing
if u r reading this and doing drugs STOP WALKING ON MY NICE CLEAN PROFILE!! I JUST HAD IT UPDATED!!!
ciao y'all (i didn't say that either)
i hope u all fall in love! (taht is a weird goodbye wish. but it is mine. so BAH to u ppl taht are raising ur eyebrows at me).

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Or Not by politik780 reviews
Just Listen - Owen's Point of View. **UPDATE** Please read!
Just Listen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,805 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/6/2007
A Whole New Meaning Of Schizophrenia by PsychoBabe313 reviews
There’s a bunch of different kinds of Harrys out there. There’s druggie!Harry, gay!Harry, emo!Harry, gansta!Harry, evil!Harry. Heck, they even have girl!Harry! So what happens when all these Harrys appear in one fic? Mass destruction. Lots of OOCness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P.
Catastrophe Strikes In Carmel by PsychoBabe313 reviews
Suze, Ceecee, Adam and others... ON THE INTERNET! Dun dun DUUNNN!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007
Found by Ludwina reviews
Rob and Jess are engaged and moving in together when Jess recieves a call from Dr. Krantz asking for her help with a major missing child case.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007
The Incredibly Dense Mind of Lois Lane by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. It's a few years post Smallville. Lois Lane and Clark Kent are both reporters at the Daily Planet, often covering the exploits of Superman. Clark decides it's time for Lois to know his secret. He just thinks telling her would be too easy.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,898 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
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The Missing Ryder reviews
Jess and Rob, after Missing You, are sharing Rob's house and a Political Science class at a local college. But when their professor apparently commits suicide under mysterious circumstances, it's up to the couple to get to the bottom of it...
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007
Knock Out reviews
Clarke Reynolds... athletic, cute, apparently perfect, unfazed by life. So what happens to her when she meets a mysterious boy with strikingly blue eyes? Clarke's POV. oneshot.
Someone Like You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete