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Joined 07-26-07, id: 1335823, Profile Updated: 10-03-09
Author has written 9 stories for Zoey 101, Harry Potter, Twilight, and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

I've been nominated for a UFO award! Nailpolish is up for "Best of Fandom" in the Zoey 101 Category. If you liked it, please go second the nomination! Thanks! ~maximumfan


a. vegetarian
b. cross country runner
c. basketball player
d. "A" Honor student
e. lazy

What have we learned from this? I don't update a lot! Although the vegetarian part doesn't really affect this much...


TV shows: Veronica Mars, Lost, Grey's Anatomy, Gossip Girl, 90210, iCarly, Fringe, Zoey 101, Dollhouse, Bones, The X-Files and many more...

Movies: Star Trek (the new one), The Matrix Trilogy,The Terminator Trilogy

Books: Sarah Dessen books, especially This Lullaby, The City of Bones series, Twilight series, Harry Potter series, Maximum Ride series, Meg Cabot books, Mercy Thompson and Alpha and Omega books (Patricia Briggs)

Music/Musicians: The Beatles, The Killers: those are the main ones right now. Basically, rock, classic rock, and indie rock. I listen to everything (including the much unappreciated classical). That's really not an exaggeration! I really love undiscovered artists because their sounds are so unique. But I listen to everything except the commercial artists (not to offend anyone, but most of the top 40 stuff. . . not good)

Ships I Like

Veronica Mars- LoVe, Mac/Dick

Gossip Girl- Chuck/Blair

90210- Adriana/Navid

iCarly- Seddie

Grey's Anatomy- Alex/Izzy

Zoey 101- Quogan

HP- Lily/James, Snagrid, Sirius/Remus

Twilight- Blackwater/Jeah. Whatever you call it.

Dessen Books- Dexter/Remy, Annabel/Owen. Those are my favorites.

MR- Max/Fang, Nudge/Iggy, Fang/Iggy

Lost- Charlie/Claire (NOO... CHARLIE!!), Kate/Sawyer.


Roswell- mainly Maria/Michael, but I like Max/Liz too.

City of Bones/Ashes- Jace/Clary, Simon/Alec

The X-Files- Mulder/Scully

Fringe- Peter/Olivia

School Quotes...

Everything's bigger in Texas! ~Adam
You looked! ~Ben

Put worms down his pants and bees!
~Tristan's 1st grade journal

I'm going to be a famous poemist! ~Tristan
You mean poet? ~Ben

Your mom looks like a fun place to learn! ~Austin reading from Tristan's 1st grade journal

Well, when your drunk and unemployed... ~Mr. Carr (math teacher)
It makes life more exciting! ~Adam

I got a cousin who has a cousin who will come down here and smack the s&!t out of you! ~Austin in a gangsta accent

(talking about watery, nasty-looking yogurt) This yogurt looks gross! ~Kat/Rock'n'Slash
I hate yogurt. ~Me
What's the expiration date on that anyway? ~Kat
(looks) April 9th. What's today? ~Me
April 16th. ~Kat
Crap. ~ Me

You ate spoiled bacteria. ~Sarah (talking about yogurt)
Yes, my stomach is a very happy... organ. ~Me, sarcastic as always

(To Tristan and Taylor ~who are both guys~) Quit touching each other! Taylor, go sit in the back. ~Mr. Carr
No! Don't take my teddy-bear away! You're mean! ~Tristan to Mr. Carr

He was talkin' 'bout y'all making me not want to have kids. Not because I'm afraid they'll turn out like you but that they'll be taught by you. ~Kendra

I mean, we gotta do it sometime, why not today?~ Ben

I'm afraid of Afros! ~ Erin
And there were, like, GIANT bugs! ~ Kat

NO! Don't take away the phone! ~ Tristan talking about a stapler

OMG. That feels weird. ~Kat
What? ~ Me
The phone vibrating in my hood. ~Kat
What?! ~Me

See, this is why she's a bad daughter! ~Ben
I'm not your daughter! ~Wendy (who used to go out with Ben)

Ketchup is tomato blood! ~Kat

You can just use logic on a multiple choice test. You don't have to know anything about it. That's how I passed my bus driving test. ~Mr. Carr

You'd be stuck with Adam and Brad again. ~ Mr. Carr, talking about repeating 8th grade Algebra
Oh no! I'd kill myself! Or Brad. Probably Brad... oh yeah! Brad's in here! Hi Brad! ~Tristan

Who wants to have a sex party! ~Taylor

I'm pantsing myself and I'm pantsing you! ~Taylor
But I don't have any money! ~Erin

It's a bird! It's a boat! It's a... I don't know what it is... it's the letter "C"! ~Kat/Rock'n'Slash

Let's bribe him with death! ~Me, talking to Kat about killing Jeff's (former) girlfriend because she didn't text us back. She's was bad person and needed to be taken out. Jeff wouldn't tell, hence the quote.

Ugly Words...

Yeasty. no explanation necessary. actually, it's any derivative of the word "yeast," but "yeasty" is most definitely the worst.

Crusty. my dad was saying that my dog Sophie had crusty eyes. i never got over that.

Lovers. i don't know why.

Lubricate. the word makes me literally cringe everytime i hear it.

Also, my friend Abby doesn't have her own fanfiction account, so I have a few of her stories on my account. I'll say in the summary if it's Abby's story. I just edited it. She piggybackes off of Rock'n'Slash's account now, so check out her stories over there! Also, check out Rock'n'Slash's stories! They rock too!

This is the link for the song for the songfic "All My Loving"

Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog. Watch it now. http:///mushortio.html

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What We Don't Remember by Kate2008 reviews
COMPLETE: After 2.14: C is back from Bangkok, but what exactly did he miss while he was gone. B barely seems to know herself but Uncle Jack sure does, and he knows exactly what he wants. C/B/J
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 182,834 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Blair, Chuck, Jack - Complete
The Woes and what Nots of Dating by xtapx reviews
Yes boys you heard me, Leah Clearwater is dating. I refuse to be pitied. I'm awesome, and it's time the rest of the world knew it. Now run along and get out of my way. Winner of Best Leah x Jacob; "The Two Sides of Twilight Forum Best of '09". Completed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 138,753 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Witness Protection by AJzkitten69 reviews
Futurefic. After her graduation from Hearst, Veronica testified against Liam Fitzpatrick and was placed in Witness Protection. So what happens when Logan shows up at her door, risking both of their lives?
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,505 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Logan, Veronica
Extremely Unrealistic Coincidences by ladyclaire4161 reviews
What happens when you put an angry Lily Evans next to James Potter on a ten hour flight to California? A series of extremely unrealistic coincidences find Lily and James stuck together during the summer before their seventh year. Will changes occur?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,788 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Closure by fanficismysecretobsession reviews
Set at the beginning of season 2. Veronica writes a letter to Logan, admitting all her feelings for him, to give herself closure. LoVe
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Guidance by her name is erika reviews
With prom on the way, lots of students at Pacific Coast Academy have a lot of issues. Step into Laura Whitman's office. She's listening...most of the time. COMPLETE.
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,852 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Logan R., Quinn P. - Complete
Kill Black by Rock'n'Slash reviews
A Kill Bill cross-over. Jake shows up at the wedding, kills everyone, or so Bella thinks, and knockes Bella out for two years. When Bella wakes up, she goes on a roarring rampage of death and distruction. Will she be alone? Written by a once Jake hater.
Crossover - Kill Bill & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella
Therapy by Rock'n'Slash reviews
This was writen by one of my crazy friends. She really needs therapy. ALYSSA IS A WEIRDO! XD
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
iRemember by ColorsOfTheSky101 reviews
So now, she would finally answer her own question; return to what she remembers loving, to those she remembers loving...A story that shows just how hard it is to forget.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,557 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Sam P. - Complete
The Evolution of a Fluke by Winter Ashby reviews
Leah, if not bitter and vindictive, was anything but forgiving. [Jacob & Leah] AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Senioritis by Lady Liln reviews
A look at the gang's senior year from Logan's point of view...from beginning to end. R&R! Mostly Quogan, other canon pairings.
Zoey 101 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,989 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008
Silence by her name is erika reviews
His silence spoke volumes, and the look in his eyes screamed, ‘I need you, Quinn’.
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Quinn P., Logan R. - Complete
Imagine That by The Sh33p reviews
In which the most obvious fact of Superman is that he's not.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Tied together with a smile by shmibby reviews
She was tied together with a smile but he noticed it coming undone and he was going to find out why and fix it. L/Q- tied together with a smile- taylor swift
Zoey 101 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
The Art of Diary Writing by Zayz reviews
Alternating diary entries for James and Lily in a slightly AU fifth year. A very naive, and highly embarrassing nadir to my short writing 'career.' Still here because somehow, people liked it. Enter with extreme caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 223,881 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
So Incredibly Stupid by Anidori-Kiladra reviews
“Mundanes are so incredibly stupid,” he said, and then he kissed him. Slash, Alec/Simon
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
No More Miss Nice Girl by ZombieGurl98 reviews
Rated M just to be safe. There's LJ action! There's a full summary inside. Hogwarts holds a reunion, will Lily Evans attend? Currently being revised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,020 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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Leah's Happy Ending reviews
Yeah, the story's over. It seemes like everyone got a happy ending but me. Little did I know I'd just have to wait 150 years. Jeah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Nailpolish reviews
Quinn Pensky always painted her nails the color she was feeling. Quinn's nails from a little bit before Mark's breakup to after prom. QUOGAN!
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Quinn P., Logan R. - Complete
My Time of Dying reviews
After a vampire attack, Leah at to the point of death. Will reflection time make Leah choose Jake, or someone else? Will Leah give up, or keep fighting? Lots of angst, semi Blackwater. Song fic: My Time of Dying by Three Days Grace
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
A Man's Gotta Do reviews
Why did Billy turn into Dr. Horrible? Why, because of Penny, of course! A cute, fluffy-ish fic about crushes, mumbling, and cute cars! Dr. Horrible/Penny
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Shredded Petals reviews
An insight into the mind of Rosalie Hale after she's been changed. Set right before she goes and saves Emmett. Kinda angsty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Slayer in Forks reviews
An Abby Original! Buffy in the gang get stuck in Forks, where they meet America's favortie vampires... THE CULLENS! Buffy/Twilight crossover
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,564 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
The Vampfather reviews
Another Abby Original! What happens when Edward and Emmett get bored? Why, the become rival mafias and try to take over Chicago, of course! Slightly AU, with it being set 50 years in the future
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2008
The ABCs of Snagrid reviews
The relationship between Rubeus Hagrid and Severus Snape from A to Z. Oneshot. Snagrid pairing, if not already obvious! Co-authored by Rock'n'Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Rubeus H., Severus S. - Complete
All My Loving reviews
A kinda fluffy songfic about Logan and Quinn leaving for their first summer apart. QUOGAN! The song is All My Loving by the Beatles!
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete