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I don't actually have any stories up, maybe I will eventually but for now this profile is just a great source for lots of slash/yaoi stories, mostly of the Harry Potter variety.
I like reading more than I like writing stories so whenever I want to get around to adding to some story I started eons ago I always get distracted by the urge to read.
Even though my rant below is quite deceiving, I am a nice person and I consider myself to be friendly (at least on the internet) so don't be frightened to talk to me should there ever be a reason why anyone would talk to me.
I had a big long list of things that I hate in stories up here before realizing nobody really gives a f*ck what I do or do not like but I just need to express my complete and utter f*cking loathing for mpreg. I hate it more than I hate anything else on this planet and I am not even exaggerating. If I never saw another mpreg story it would be to soon, they ruin slash fanfictions and whenever I see it I die a little inside and my blood pressure rises because I detest it so much and it disgusts me more than anything on this planet ever could.
Please excuse me while I continue to rant for my own therapeutic purposes:
God! I'm all worked up just typing about it. I JUST HATE IT SO MUCH! I can't express how much I hate it! And it's everywhere! If I search up some slash fanfiction I can't go one page without seeing the word mpreg and it infuriates me so much! I would rip out my kidney and give it to the devil if I could just erase the existence of mpreg.
If you wanted to read or write a story with children, why not write about a straight couple, or adoption or hell, having a surrogate mother, why would the idea of a man taking a penis up his ass and somehow creating some type of colon-womb and getting fat before like shitting out a baby be attractive to anyone? It doesn't make any goddamn sense!
I read slash because women ANNOY me! They are petty and bitchy and vaginas are gross. ( I am in fact a girl in case anyone is curious) I don't want a guy to take on the role of a pregnant women with hormones and getting fat and giving birth to some ugly thing that cries and whines and shits.
The people aren't women! They don't have the physical ability to give birth or get pregnant and I f*cking like them that way! That is why I f*cking read slash in the first place! Other than the deliciousness of course.
At the VERY least, at least people who write HP mpreg have the excuse of magic (not that it makes me hate it any less but it gives some type of convoluted ridiculously stupid logic to the story) but when you take a story like criminal minds, set in the real world, and make Spencer pregnant I really wish I could stab you through the computer.
Also I wouldn't censor myself with the stupid f*cking "*" things but I've heard that Admins will delete profiles that have swear words on them and with as many stories as I have favourited I really can't risk that.
If anyone has actually read all that than I am terribly surprised and you should tell me and I'll go and read your story and review... unless of course your story has mpreg.
Also, I enjoy flames, just so long as who ever has flamed me allows me to message back! And what is better than flames? Constructive criticism. So if I ever have anything up to criticize, do it constructively.
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