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His Middle Name Was Boom by yourrecordsallilistento reviews
When you have nothing left to lose, there are only things to gain. Right? (BadBoy!Klaine)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/3/2020 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Kurt H., Burt H., Blaine A.
Beautiful Mess by WildHurricane reviews
What do you say when your very straight friend tells you he wants to know what it's like to kiss a guy and all you want to say is "kiss me". Kurt is secretly in love with his best friend Blaine. He's recently figured out he's gay, but hasn't told anyone. Especially not Blaine. Or his girlfriend. Blaine is confused and in denial about why he wants to kiss Kurt. He's not gay.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 307,000 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 1/10/2018 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Jealous Klaine by LoveAlways184 reviews
Takes place during "Sexy". Blaine insults Kurt and Kurt's just plain miserable. Some Brittana.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2018 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] [Brittany P., Santana L.] - Complete
Ride by nellie12 reviews
COMPLETE. Blaine is pretty popular in his city of Long Beach, CA. Summer is here and he's ready to spend it with friends- BMX bike riding in the skate park and surfing when the waves are perfect. Flirting with girls is a definite. But when a new kid from Ohio shows up, Blaine finds himself wanting to share all these things with him, too. But Kurt's just his friend, right?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 458,573 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 10/30/2017 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Last Friday Night by LilVampireKitten reviews
McKinley New Directions and the Dalton Academy Warblers are both homes to some of the toughest kids in Ohio. What happens when two of their members hook up at a party? BadBoy!Klaine! Smut! Violence! Fun! XD
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,642 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4155 - Favs: 6,044 - Follows: 3,938 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The First Time They by geleven reviews
Brittana's Firsts & Brittana's storyline. There are some mature content
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,091 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 2/18/2015 - [Brittany P., Santana L.]
How To Be A Heartbreaker by PurrfectStories reviews
There are rules to follow for an upscale escort, and the first rule is to create the fantasy your client desires. However, what happens when their fantasy becomes your own? Can these rules be broken? NC-17 Escort!Blaine and Virgin!Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,478 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] Sam E., Brody W.
Slow Fade by Christina B reviews
When superstar actor, Kurt Hummel suddenly falls deathly ill, he calls upon new doctor, Blaine Anderson. Conflicts arise as the two men acknowledge their feelings for each other, but will their baggage be too much to handle? As Blaine races to find a cure, will a deadly secret ruin everything before it is too late?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Complete
The Endless Tango of Love and Money by Seeroftodayandtomorrow reviews
When Kurt Hummel hires escort Blaine Anderson to play his boyfriend at a family gathering, he sets in motion a chain of events that ends up in them living together for a year, posing as boyfriends, and struggling with jealous relatives, dancing, money, and love. This is, once again, inspired by and very loosely based on a German novel I read a long time ago.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,687 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Blaine A. - Complete
Not On My Agenda by SammyWritesFicSometimes reviews
It's not exactly easy being the closeted gay son of a conservative presidential candidate. That's why Blaine Anderson seeks the friendship of Kurt Hummel, the out-and-proud son of his father's opponent. But what begins as a reluctant friendship may end up having a larger impact on the election than either of them can imagine. Because falling in love was never part of the plan.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,898 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Flirt at Me by ShiniRoza reviews
Blaine's friend Daniel has a lot to say about NYADA student Kurt Hummel, much to Blaine's amusement. Blaine is dared to go flirt with him and he's pretty confident that he's got this one in the bag.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., OC - Complete
Carry Your Shame by adiwriting reviews
Kurt's spent his entire life being pushed around and ignored. He's never had a single friend until he met Blaine Anderson, a swimmer for the National Team and McKinley's Golden Boy. When the boys fall for each other, Kurt has to learn the hard way that there are some things even love can't fix—like the fact that his step-brother and boyfriend are mortal enemies. (Klaine AU)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 199,151 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Tips of Roses by mmmkiwis reviews
Kurt doesn't remember who he used to be after being beaten down so many times. A new transfer might change all that. Um, AU, badboy!Blaine, but focuses more on Kurt. R for language, drinking, violence, homophobia, abuse, slight non-con, sexual situations, depression, suicidal thoughts. Read the warnings in the later chapters
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,157 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Way Things Are by thestairwell reviews
A series of vignettes retelling the Trainwreck Extravaganza from Blame It On the Alcohol, in all the ways it could have gone . . . differently. Written for day three of Summer Klaine Week 2013.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I've Been Looking for You Forever by Chloe Winchester reviews
AU Blaine Anderson is cruel, hard, unforgiving and abused, and the only thing that brings light to his life is a boy that can't even see it. BadBoy!Blaine Blind!Kurt written for Warblerinfections. M for language, SC and violence.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,006 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sex and Poetry by HollyFrench reviews
Badboy!Blaine is failing his junior year at McKinley until Kurt offers to help him pass his classes. There's more than a little chemistry between them, and soon Blaine wants to teach Kurt a thing or two as well.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,475 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Jealousy by KlainebowKlisses reviews
Who doesn't love Jealous!Blaine? Since RIB can't ever give us enough, klaine-is-endgame1 and I decided to have a little fun with it ourselves! JEALOUSY PROMPT FIC!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,192 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Bittersweet Memories by Zavocado reviews
Blaine lost his best friend to popularity and social status his freshmen year of high school. After everything that's happened he can't forget what Kurt meant to him. And despite losing what meant the world to him, Kurt can't let go of their memories. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,693 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
To Save a Life by rachelovesklaine reviews
It is the summer after senior year and Kurt Hummel has to stay with a sick relative against his wishes. Will Kurt have a horrible summer? Or will lifeguard Blaine Anderson change his plans, and maybe save his life once or twice?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,837 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Anywhere but Here by CrissColferL0ve reviews
SEQUEL TO SIDEWAYS. Kurt and Blaine have never been happier or more in love, but as things begin to change and doubts set in, the two aren't as certain as they once were that they can make it together, or by themselves.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 170,722 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Wheel In The Sky by mmmkiwis reviews
Glee set in Supernatural's verse. Blaine has been a hunter all of his life, and planned on being alone forever. But then he met Kurt. Now whispers of dark times coming are everywhere, and Kurt and Blaine have to save the world. Rated R
Glee - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 156,057 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
All You Needed Was Me by xCaellachx reviews
Kurt attends the all men's college Dalton Academy in New York. He meets Blaine who happens to be a first class jerk. But when Blaine decides Kurt should be his, will Kurt be able to resist him? Kurt has a secret and when Blaine finds out, the jerk in him leaves and the protector emerges. A/U Please read the triggers list on the first chapter.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 118,563 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sideways by CrissColferL0ve reviews
Blaine is the most popular kid at school, he's also a bully. Kurt is the new kid and the victim of the football team, but bullying somebody doesn't necessarily mean you won't end up liking them, even if you try your best not to. Rated M for later
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 203,900 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Neon by BeautyHeldWithin reviews
AU. Las Vegas is nicknamed The City of Despair by the people who actually live there. Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are two lost souls wandering the streets and they could help each other, if they didn't hate each other from the first night they met.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,072 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt by PraiseCheesus reviews
What happens when, the life of Glee club are mixed with the life of parties, sex and drugs? Based partially of the party life of the characters from Skins. Skins!Klaine. Every chapter of a character will be like episodes of Skins, with the characters name
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The HummelBerry Situation by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Kurt Hummel is trapped in the body of none other than Rachel Berry, and Rachel in his. But can Rachel use this to her advantage to win back Finn while keeping up Kurt's relationship with Blaine? Body-swap. Klaine and some Finchel. Humor. M for smut/slash
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,779 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12396 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Poppin' Bottle's In The Ice by itsoly reviews
Idea from the Glee s2 episode Blame it on the alcohol. What if it was Kurt who got drunk? Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
You Don't Know Me by Miss.Elliot reviews
BadBoy!Blaine. Blaine starts at McKinley only to meet someone who won't put up with his attitude
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,560 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
That for me, it isn't over by JaydaLee reviews
Kurt is living a successful life in New York City. It has been 6 years since his sudden break up with Blaine. He thinks he is doing fine, until one day Blaine reappears back in his life... With his wife?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,402 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blame the Klisses on the Alcohol by Sweet-Porcelain16 reviews
This is how Rachel's party in 'Blame it on the Alcohol' should have gone. Klaine, Oneshot. Rated T because I'm paranoid. Please Review! 3
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Crash and Burn by icedintheveins reviews
Kurt talks to Blaine forty-two minutes before the plane crashes. Klaine. WARNING! Character death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Get Up On This by BlaineyDevon reviews
Kurt and Blaine get caught making out all over Dalton. It gets so bad that it's time for a little parent teacher conference. One shot
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Medium Drip and a NonFat Mocha by thislittlespark reviews
There's something on Kurt's mind when he orders a Medium Drip instead of his usual Non-Fat Mocha without even realizing what he's doing. Future!Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Home Invasion by taioncassis reviews
Kurt was expecting his family to bug him and Blaine when they got home. He didn't expect to find his family tied up with three other men in the house.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,534 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Beloved of Death by Hell's Ice Heaven's Fire reviews
How were they supposed to know that in the death of one Kurt Hummel, judgement would be passed, and humanity would cease to exist? No one ever told anyone that Kurt Hummel was Death's beloved. the shipping in this is microscopic, but present
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Weekend at Blaine's by Chazzam reviews
Shiftings 'verse #8, but can be read alone. Blaine's parents are away and Kurt is Blaine's guest. A party is thrown, choices are made, a video may or may not find its way onto the internet, and a debauched yet intimate weekend ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,492 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
This Time Tomorrow by KaelynnLovesGerard reviews
'And, at the same time, Blaine and Burt tore their eyes from the body of the boy they'd both loved; one, as a son, and the other, as his everything. Those sightless eyes continued to stare upwards, at the heaven that they didn't believe in.'
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Lortab by UniversalOverlordess reviews
Maybe deciding to give Kurt medicine that Nick had given him wasn't Blaine's best moment. Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blame It On The Alcohol by MJWeb reviews
What will be in store for Kurt during Rachel Berry's house party? Klaine. Written before Blame It On The Alcohol was aired.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Vital Vitula by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
Rachel will do anything to make sure she has a violinist for her performance, even if it means driving across town and breaking up a make-out session. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Rachel B., Blaine A. - Complete