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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

I change my username agian, sorry but I can never be happy with my name for a long time. Although my username is different I will still sign things as "Puppet" since that is what I go by.

Yeah I guess it doesn't make sense to change my name...

In this 100 Theme Writing Challenge, you're going to write a short story for each theme.

Rules:

1. Each short story should have one and only one theme to it.
2. Keep it simple. Names aren't even necessary.
3. Your story should take place in anywhere from half a day to a week.
4. It's all new work. No using old stories.
5. Keep it between 2,000 and 10,000 characters. (About 1-3 pages.)
6. No copying other peoples' work! Use only your own.
7. Anyone can try this, without asking.
8. You don't have to be an amazing writer. Your stories can be crap, for all we care.
9. Post these rules and themes on your profile, and update it when you finish themes. Have a link to the profile somewhere that fans can visit it.
10. No time limit, so take years if you want.

Themes:

1. Temptation
2. Dream
3. Death
4. Helpless
5. Lonely
6. Fear
7. Love
8. Hate
9. Lurking in the shadows
10. Sorrow
11. Distance
12. Dancing under the stars.
13. Rain
14. Pain
15. Voodoo
16. Obsession
17. Horror
18. Fire
19. Broken
20. Lost
21. Comfort
22. Found
23. Life
24. Zombies
25. Old
26. New
27. Young
28. Desert
29. Cold
30. Hot
31. Storms
32. Safe
33. Alone
34. Annoyance
35. Moon
36. Sun
37. Misfortune
38. Insane
39. Day
40. Night
41. Vampires
42 Fairy Tale
43. Doom
44. Evil
45. Good
46. Puppets
47. Boom
48. Art
49. Ninjas
50. Imaginary
51. Happiness
52. Forest
53. Lifeless
54. Choices
55. Want
56. Bored
57. Waiting
58. Reflection
59. Light
60. Dark
61. Music
62. Ignorance
63. Royalty
64. Sharp
65. Angst http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4854710/1/Hollow_Farewells
66. Bliss
67. Sacrifice
68. Good Enough
69. Suicide
70. Are you still there?
71. Fight
72. Warmth
73. Different
74. Vague
75. Out of control
76. Sinking
77. Class
78. Colors
79. Technical
80. Complicated
81. Missing
82. Magic
83. Just listen
84. Pure
85. Shining
86. Just look into the light
87. Empty
88. Popularity
89. Halfway there
90. Rough
91. Run away
92. Panic
93. Sweet
94. Closed off
95. Beware
96. Haunted
97. Hunger
98. Stranded
99. High
100. Sober

Have fun!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you truly love God 100 copy and past this into you profile.

If you have broke into tears for no reason, then laugh copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" copy and paste this into you profile

If you've ever spelled your name wrong copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else copy and paste this into your profile

If you love Rock Lee's drunkeness copy and paste this into your profile

If your addicted to ninjas and would like to be one copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been accused of being emo copy and paste this into your profile

If you talk to yourself copy and paste this into your profile

If you AND your friend are insane copy and paste this into your profile

If you think homophobia is wrong copy and patse this into your profile

If you can listen to the same song all day and still love it copy and paste this into your profile

If you like your popcorn burned copy and paste this into your profile

If you daydream during class copy and paste this into your profile

If you doodle every chance you get copy and paste this into your profile

If you think most of the Naruto characters are emo or are on the verege of being emo copy and paste this into your profile

If you like emo copy and paste this into your profil

Peace. Love. Anime.

Ignore any retarded reviews I give you. But if I flamed you, you deserved it all. If I praised you, you deserved it.

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Silent Screamer by ForeverLilacLies reviews
Kisame and Itachi's relationship despite the advances of an sadistic snake. What will become of Itachi, and how far will the abuse go? Warnings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,872 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Extra Cream Please by BlackDiceGambit reviews
Craig's had Tweek on his mind for a few weeks unable to pinpoint exactly whats been in his heart. He finally moves in for the kill, putting Tweek between a wall and a 'hard' place.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Know Your Stars: Sonic by bunnyrave1 reviews
A know your stars with Sonic characters.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
The Fairy Tales of Hetalia by nic98ole reviews
What do you get when you mix your favorite fairy tales like Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood and the characters of Axis Powers Hetalia? You get sheer insanity and parody, oh what joy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,870 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Pain and Pleasure by Muffins-Weasley reviews
The blood and bodies. Chaos. The massacere of the Uchiha clan. What could have possiblely possesed Itachi to do this? You may call him twisted, but that's your point of view, and you don't even know half the story... Read & Review please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Itachi U., Madara U.
Revenge by BlueKitten6 reviews
Naruto witnessed something, goes to the training ground to think and gets a visitor. ItaNaru, implied SasuNaru, implied SasuSaku. Could become multichap, let me know what you want. Anal
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,836 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
No man's land by Idlesana reviews
Romano and England were all too eager to start a war, when all Spain and France wanted was love. Spain/S.Italy, France/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,840 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - England/Britain, France
Song Birds by 4b4ndon3d 4ccoun7 reviews
They were complete opposites... He knew that. And yet, he couldn't help but get swept away, every time. - A collection of Austria/Prussia short stories. Various genres. "Song Birds" comes from Austria's musical tendencies and Prussia's pet chick.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Austria, Prussia
Tomato flavored love by Flor de ceibo reviews
Collection of Spain/S.Italy/Spain short fics. 12. Turtles!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,584 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Naruto Couple Poems by Kit-Kitsune reviews
This is a series of poems about any and every Naruto pairing! Hope you like! And try to guess which pairing it is! Oh and if you have a certain pairing you want up, just ask and I'll do it!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008
100 Unexpected Tales by CultureTrip reviews
100 short stories about Craig and Tweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Gaara's Relationship Problem by Clumsy Ninjable reviews
Gaara is caught with a love letter to someone...what happens when his lovely siblings attempt to help him with it? Rating went up due to perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,698 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Lightning by this be a dead account reviews
Sasori undergoes emotional turmoil concerning his college roommate, Orochimaru. Deidara takes it upon himself to cure his new friend. M for implied non-con, language, and mature topics in dialogue. OroSaso and DeiSaso. Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,221 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Pip's Question by i fell in love with a villain reviews
It all started with a simple question. Pip/Damien drabble.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Pip P., Damien - Complete
A Melody Of Sorts by euphiiie reviews
Several different scenarios of incestuous moments. : Mario & Luigi Oneshots : : Incest :
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,048 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
The White Russian Bride by Gemini Artemis reviews
Years after the fall of the USSR, Belarus goes back to her beloved brother. The problem is, she is acting a little stranger than usual.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Russia, Belarus, America - Complete
The Sonic Gang's TOTALLY Random Adventures by sonicfan287 reviews
This is a story aimed specifically to Sonic fans who just want short, fun, sometimes action packed Sonic stories. Its a collection that keeps growing, so keep checking back to read more.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 86,335 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 7/7/2005
Missed Me by Arufabetto reviews
Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me. A children's game, taken one step further. Onesided Belarus/Russia. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Belarus, Russia - Complete
The Hetalia cast goes to Washington DC by LongliveA.Monk reviews
Based on a true story. Alfred invites the nations to Washington D.C. for the next world meeting. Insanity ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,558 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Past or Now? by gaarasninjachick reviews
These are poems about my life, but I didn't have a catagory for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 26 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Gaara
The World, Piece by Piece by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
Drabbles. Sixty Four different scenarios of the past that might have been and the future which is still uncertain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 64 - Words: 21,496 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
untitled PoV by akatsuki-kage reviews
Kisame and Itachi have a complicated relationship to say the least. But something isn't right. Itachi's keeping secrets while trying to hide them. and Kisame doesn't know what to do. yet Deidara won't lose Kisame to Itachi without a fight.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,166 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Anchluss by FreyaWazHere reviews
History tells us that Austria willingly joined Germany at the onset of WWII, but what really made the old nation bend. Yaoi, don't like, don't read! Comments and critiques welcomed. No flamers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Germany, Austria - Complete
Taken to Extremes by snappleducated reviews
The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
The Naruto News Show by SSJ2 PikaFlash reviews
The 5th season of the Naruto News Show is now complete. With all new fake news reports and the usual stuff from Konoha's best reporters. Or so Naruto thinks. 50 Chapters milestone reached. Review if you want this fic to continue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 90,915 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Our lives have gone to Blazes by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
Crackfic. The Akatsuki have been turned into children by Orochimaru you all know why And they must run away from the snake-like pedo. And where do that run? to Konoha of course! Extreme OOC and implied theories.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Pain/Pein
The Middle Name by wolfwriterGingey reviews
What on earth kind of middle name begining with "F" would England give America? Learn why he always uses an initial. Oneshot. Some AmericaxEngland, mostly humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/30/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Uneasy Countries by Dancing Feather reviews
Arthur did not know what possessed him to do so, but he was stuck. Little did he realize that calling Alfred for help was the least of his problems. Or maybe that was his problem. :twoshot: How many gay people can you piss off in less than 3 hours?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Circles by teaandhemlock reviews
Arthur finds Italy doing something and soon finds himself chasing down the answer to his question: What's the significance of writing someone's name in a circle? USXUK hint of GermanyXN.Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Alaska by The Ticker reviews
Russia and Canada bond over a mutual dislike of America, and love for Alaska. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Breathing by PaperBalloonsx3 reviews
-Creek- I thought nothing when he kissed me on my cheek, still nothing when his lips met my mouth. I didn't know that that was the starting of the end of my childhood, and the beginning of a long, hellish path to adulthood. *Sexual Abuse*
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T.
The Danger of Forgetting by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Russia tries to be kind. Lithuania prefers him to be cruel. Russia/Lithuania
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Passive by Mei Syndrome reviews
Even when he resists, he is passive. Japan/China, one-shots and drabbles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2009 - China, Japan
Pastime by stellar asterism reviews
A bored Gilbert is something Roderich should probably stay away from.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Filial by White as Sin reviews
Originally a kink meme fill – China agonizes over taking his adopted son as a lover. China/Korea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - China, South Korea - Complete
Rumpled Shirt by the lie written in ink reviews
One late morning Craig decides to help Tweek properly button his shirt. Drabble;; sheer fluff ahead! CraigTweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
What Once was Stolen by L'Arc en Coeur reviews
IvanXYao. Kiku sided with the Axis during World War II and, after dealing a critical blow to Yao, left the Chinese man to die. But, despite the turmoil, Yao might still find happiness with Ivan--that is, only if Ivan can overcome his remorse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2009 - China, Russia - Complete
Taking Comfort in the Bottle by Aries Draco reviews
from the kink meme. It's a cold night and the only one he has left is vodka. Belarus doesn't count.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Russia - Complete
In the night by Yokokuram5 reviews
A normal night, void of Sanity. Russia's POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Russia - Complete
Towards Separation by dreams.of.destiny reviews
Once a student, once a teacher. Betrayal, anger, and a lack of understanding led to this. He is so close he can almost touch him. Then he does, and it feels like there's more than an ocean separating them. CHINA JAPAN, could be japanxchina
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Japan, China - Complete
Insanity on a Bus! by Foxfire21 reviews
Eggman made a new 'Neko' Ark and he's planning on blowing up the world! Sonic and the gang need to get there in time before it's too late! Prepare for the insane moments as the gang must travel 3 12 days together to save the world, With some Romance too.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,814 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Tails, Shadow
Epiphany by the lie written in ink reviews
Craig has an epiphany. CREEK! YOU KNOW YOU WANT. D:
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
My Sacrifice by Paralyyzer reviews
The relationship between China and Japan-- and the pain. Slightly intended sex. ChinaxJapan ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2009 - China, Japan - Complete
Blood Splattered Mirrors by still-lilies reviews
1905. Ivan, his people, and the day he finally let go of the loose threads of sanity, where his descent began.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Russia - Complete
For The Kill by Shaitanah reviews
Day after day Uchiha and Senju fight for superiority. Night after night, the fight continues. Madara/Hashirama; PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Madara U. - Complete
Naruto's Guide to Villains by Crimson Cupcake reviews
Oh look! A villain! What does Naruto do? Read his handbook, of course! But alas, not everything goes according to plan *COMPLETED*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Oh, lovely by Annamia reviews
Being the account of Sasori's freshman year of high school. And yes, it does in include Deidara. What did you expect?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,839 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Amnesia by sweetlittlecherry reviews
With no memory of who he is, Madara is fearful of the man who is there when he awakes. He gets curious as to who this man truely was to him because in his eyes there was no way they were just rivals. Hashimada
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Madara U.
Façade by Rhaella reviews
Oneshot. Kisame finds it mildly ironic that someone who delivers nightmares by day could be so plagued by them at night. Kisame/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
My Partner by EatingClouds reviews
Kisame and Itachi only knew eachother for a couple of weeks. What happens when Kisame learns more about the Uchiha? Yaoi, later chapters lemon. KakuXHida SasoXDei ZetXTobi in later chap.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,205 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Sonic Insanity by Mecha Scorpion reviews
Unusual circumstances force Sonic, Shadow, Tails and Knuckles into the same house, with hilarious results. Insanity ensues when Eggman enters the equation. Please review!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 189,384 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Sonic, Shadow
Hate by Whil-o-whisp reviews
Red Goth hates everything. has naughty language!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
50 ways to annoy Gaara by NereicHakoto reviews
There's 50 because I'm smart like that. Now with Sasuke annoyances! joke about hilary clinton inside. i didn't make it though. its hilarious! Now with 50 Orochimaru annoyances! 15 ways for Hidan! Check it out!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Blue by sweetlittlecherry reviews
He always loved that color. Kisaita drabble
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Just Another Day at the Office by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Kisame is quite 'distracted' with thoughts of his lover so he calls and invites Itachi to take a break from his office and come join Kisame in his. Delay of paperwork and lovely KisaIta desk yaoi ensues. Graphic Yaoi, KisaxIta Read!/Review?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Project Akatsuki by adAprilShower reviews
A series of crack fics about the lives of the 'evil' organization Akatsuki. Co written with my brother. No homophobes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,412 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008
Akatsuki Chronicles: Childhoods by Amy Hirosaki reviews
Completed, Akatsuki centered. Parodies about the childhoods of Zetsu, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Konan, Kakuzu, Pein, Hidan and Tobi. For there IS a reason why Zetsu eats human flesh, why Konan uses Paper Jutsu, and why Hidan is a Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U. - Complete
Interactive Akatsuki Therapy by Suffocated Entity reviews
Have you ever been told you need to see a proffesional to cure your case of crazies? Well, if so, today is your lucky day! The Akatsuki are here to solve your problems!...Or make them much, much worse. INTERACTIVE CRACKFIC ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,451 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Rule Breaker by MasterTabby reviews
Deidara's a Rule Breaker and Sasori wants him. AU. Smut. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Kisame's Little Crush by ILuvItachi reviews
Kisame is starting to fall for his partner in crime…hard. How will he approach Itachi on this matter? Will they become a cute couple…will Itachi even give Kisame the time of day? Are relationships even allowed on the job? KisaIta, DeiSaso. Ch. 5 up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,593 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Sour Raspberry by Cherry Champagne reviews
Creek! Tweek just doesn't know what's good for him. *Booze Blood Sex*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,038 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Akatsuki Vacation, Gone Wrong by Crimson Cupcake reviews
-COMPLETE- Who doesn't love the awesome criminals of Akatsuki? Starring Nemo! A butterfly statue! Sasuke with allergies! And...the Two Green Guys! What else could you want in an Akatsuki trip around the world? I mean...on a deserted island?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
tobi, akatsuki, and fanfiction by dongz-sempai95 reviews
oh noes! tobi found fanfiction and now the random plots and new words are in his brain! what would the akatsuki do when tobi starts blabbering the plots and words in the base? hilarity ensues. minor sasodei, OOC, hidan's cussing, and random tobi moments
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Obito U.
Sk8r Boy: A Twisted World by Layers of Paint reviews
It's Obvious. Contains Sakura Bashing, Hinata OOCness, and Character Suicide. HinaNaru, Slight NaruSaku. Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Overused Cliches by alpha-mega reviews
There are so many stories similar to each other that its sick. So basically I summarize each one for our enjoyment. Thats right I said our. I like to read my stories, so what. It doesnt make me a loner. I think. AM I? Read and tell me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P.
Somewhat Kisaita story by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Kisame interested, Itachi's not. Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Let's Chat!: Blue Version! by Virtual Victrola reviews
Don't press that mouse! He really should learn to expect the unexpected...especially when two crazy visitors appear in his online chats. Is anything normal anymore? " My name isn't Sonic! Stop calling me that! " Mild Crossover; AU
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,633 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007
Not Heaven by Noki-chan reviews
Deidara visits Sasori's grave, then has a nasty shock when he dies. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Teasing thoughts by Farelle reviews
Warning: YAOI. BoyxBoy. Mature. ONESHOT. Zetsu is asleep and Tobi Madara is horny. Just read it. I don't like writing summaries...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Zetsu, Obito U. - Complete
Fragments by Farelle reviews
TobiZetsu, MadaZetsu. Many fragments are needed to be in order and sorted to get the whole picture, nothing is ever as simple as it looks...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Obito U., Zetsu - Complete
Technophobia by Emerald707 reviews
In which, the Akatsuki have a new feature installed in the hideout - and Hidan does not appreciate it. Crack!fic. Unlikely to be updated.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Why I Shouldn't Touch a Chaos Emerald by RachellaSoulheart reviews
I find something shiny on the ground and decide to poke it. A whole random series of events happen and the result is a peice of crap fanfic.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Espio - Complete
Akatsuki Ultimate Madness Story of Doom! by Datenshi Kimura reviews
Tobi is an idiot. Itachi is blind. Zetzu is terrified. Hidan is.....tap dancing? OH! The horror! Rated T for some cussing. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Obito U. - Complete
Tobi Has a Question by Tanuki Bot reviews
This Question has been buggin Tobi all day, so he has to ask someone! Cracktacular Edit: Not a One Shot anymore! Next chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Obito U. - Complete
I HATE ORO! by GoodBoyTobi reviews
.COMPLETE. Sasori got a secret of why he hates Orochimaru. And Deidara tried to find out, together with Tobi of course. Guess what will happened! Slight TobiDei, and a bit of SasoDei if you tilt your head sideways. Chapter 9: And the truth is!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,332 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The prelude of Akasuna No Sasori by heLLzCat reviews
poems n literatures. about sasori,some are sasori's POV.. mostly about his sad story of his life.. actually rated T for slight shounen-ai ; sasodei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sasori
By a Ribbons Thread by Weapon Hero reviews
Tenten your typical Ninja Highschool girl, but when she moves to Konoha High she makes friends that give 'crazy' a new mesning. And her friends are a bit crazier then rabid squirels! no yuri yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Tenten
Social Norms by i Mel-chan i reviews
As the middle sibling, Kankurou has to deal with a sister that loves inhibiting harm and a cold insensitive brother. And somehow prevent a chaotic fight between the two, he hated this role!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
WTF? by DemonicUchihaDaughter reviews
Naruto forgot to take his Ritalin. Kyuubi's a pothead. Sakura is a raving lunatic. Kakashi's drunk. Sai's, well, Sai. Orochimaru is a child perv. Sasuke's obssessive compulsive. Itachi is confused. Poor Kabuto, it seems he's the only sane one in the bunch
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
FUN with Deidara and Tobi by AmY-DyLaN-SoHiA-aNiKi reviews
Just another boring day at Akatsuki HQ...wait...is that Kisame giving a speech? Why's Itachi deactivating his sharingan? Did Zetsu just...! What the HELL are Tobi and Deidara doing! Pure crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Harry Potter and the Red Dawn by Kasek reviews
Someone from within the Ministry of Magic knows that those at the Triwizard Tournament need to be protected- and has hired Akatsuki to do the job. The problem? They need to fit in as regular students in order to do so.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
The Akatsuki Take An Exam by Lozy-2610 reviews
Crackfic! Its the end of high school and the Akatsuki have to take their exam in GCSE Villainy. Warning for language - contains Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Deidara, Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Karaoke by Dementedlilkitty reviews
Deidara and Sasori singing, Anything you can do I can do better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Konan and the Pein by Aeon Summoner Yuna reviews
Pein and Konan's quest to TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Well, they're attempting to anyway. Starring PEIN, KONAN, ITACHI, OROCHIMARU, KISAME, ZETSU, SASORI, DEIDARA, TOBI!MADARA, KAKUZU, and HIDAN. Let the pile of crack and evilness begin!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Stuck In An Elevator by shadrougeforever reviews
Shadow and Espio get stuck in an elevator and start to lose their minds. WARNING SHADPIO! COMPLETE
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Shadow, Espio - Complete
Kuzu the Sitter by Akatsuki-Fangirl reviews
The Akatsuki turn into kids thanks to Pein, now Kakuzu has to take care of them, will it be easy or a living Hell for Kakuzu? R&R, No FLAMES, Pairings inside most Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Follow The Spiders by RishiGenki reviews
Why couldn't we just follow the butterflies? Nejiness, crackfic, oneshot. R&R, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
Ways to make Kankuro kill you by HailFirePeaks reviews
How to make Kankuro mad. If you have any ideas for Kankuros reactions tell me in a review! Same thing if you have an idea about how to make him mad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara
Deidara's Attempt To Cook by WelcomeToErebus reviews
Deidara of the Akatsuki has decided to try out another art form, cooking! However, if he can't even pronounce spaghetti or learn how to turn on a stove, you can insure comedy! Crack fic, R&R please! Rating for slight language
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I hear a voice by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
Naruto and Gaara both have demons in them. One of them was pulled out of his solitude and the other was not.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Too much liquor by Farelle reviews
ONESHOT. BoyxBoy, MadaZetsu. Madara, or Tobi, has had a little too much to drink and Zetsu has to take care of him...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Obito U., Zetsu - Complete
Drink and Drunk by HyperDarkie reviews
Ever wondered what it would be like if Sasuke and itachi had a party. Here is one version you don't want to miss. One shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The phone call by Kuri-san reviews
What happens when theres a party, every ones drunk, and they play prank calls? Sorry for the first chapter being un-clear. Well I think its un-clear...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Rules of Akatsuki by Secret Sheik reviews
Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Shukaku, Kunai and Fullfrontal Ninjaness by shrieking minties 51 reviews
In which Kankuro is traumatized, Temari needs mind medicine, Lee is ‘the eyebrow lord’, Baki is a parttime invisible person and Sasuke’s alias is Drippy the Sock. Crack parody, LeeGaa and Kankuro bashing but only 'cause I love him... now with 2nd chappie
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Showering is fun by DarkMousy13 reviews
Kisame gets a new partner, who has some... personal issues. At a point, he refuses to shower. see what happens next... rated M for a reason. second in the FUN series a thrid will also appear...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Red Cloud by shadowxs160 reviews
An Akatsuki poem.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
A Work of Art by LeaveMeLonely reviews
50 sentences about Deidara, Sasori, and art. Because sometimes, death is a shock to more than the person dying, and sometimes, art isn't enough. Based on LJ's 1sentece community. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Baking Fun with Akatsuki by Tsuki-No-Iona reviews
What happens when the Akatsuki get bored, view a commercial for cake mix and decide baking looks like fun? Scary and horrifying things that's for sure! NO PAIRINGS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Sonic Gone Wild 2: The Craziness Never Ends by x.SodeNoZangetsu.x reviews
Sequel to Sonic Gone Wild. Totally random!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,396 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
The Akatsuki's Poem by YuzukiSakura1994 reviews
Pein describes his members for all to hear, in an intresting way... CRACK FIC.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Pain/Pein - Complete
Opposites Attract by Gaarashottie76 reviews
Itachi the Beautiful one, and Kisame the ugly one. Opposites attract Right?YAOI LEMON! No Likey no Ready. Please RR.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Mist by HolderOfTheDeathNote reviews
a group of teens decide to go on adventure but find a mist so thick you cant see through it. they hide in a house not wantting to get lost inthe mist...and fearing for their lives of the monster that dwell in it, picking them off one by one, until no mor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Pain/Pein, Hidan
The Bus Ride of XMas DOOM! by RavenoftheWhite reviews
CrackFic! Kakashi is given a very special mission: protect the teams of Konoha ninja, in a rather unusual way. Don't let this boring intro deter you. This is a story of crazy, hormonal teenage ninja, gas happy drivers, and squirrel!Akatsuki. Oh joy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007
Puppets of Mine by LeaveMeLonely reviews
A creepy Sasori poem about him and his puppets.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasori - Complete
Shadow Babysits OHNOES! by lolsnope reviews
After Shadow does something Mean to Sonic, Sonic gets back at him by volunteering him to babysit. Fun times ensue.Plot loose following from chapter to chapter.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Shadow, Cream/Cheese
Road Trip! by ravenrulz-224 reviews
Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro are traveling to Konoha together and run into some interesting obstacles along the way. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
They've God by LeaveMeLonely reviews
Deidara realizes that he's just another one of Sasori's puppets. Creepy SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Married With Children by SolaireMomo reviews
Sonic and co. are married with children! How's life now that they're married? Well, if you're not careful, it can be HELL.... COMPLETE...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sonic - Complete
I'm Not A Girly Man, I'm Seme! by Shikamaru'sLover01 reviews
Deidara wants to complete his relationship with Sasori, and he doesn't want to be the uke! DeiSaso. pls read and REVIEW. Sorry if characters are ooc, i dont know how the members of the Akatsuki acually act.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Oneshot Sequals Oneshot? by Hitokugutsu reviews
It's funny, it's smutty, it's DeiSaso, what else ya want? What something that ties the two oneshots together? FINE I'll get to work on that. 'Til then read this! Warning:YAOI! Don't like, then GO AWAY!.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hospitalized by Punching Bagg reviews
After a lost to Eggman, Sonic and friends are in a mysterious hospital that kills the innocent. The building is possessed by darkness and evil. Soon the team find that they will be fighting pure evil, can they save the hospital and the people in it? R&R
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2007
Memory by UnhealthyIntrigue reviews
I wrote this for school poetry day, about Shadow's memories of Maria. REVIEW SO I GET SOME FEEDBACK BEFORE I TURN IT IN FOR A GRADE!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Maria R., Shadow - Complete
Rex's Adventures: Story Two by Trixie The Fox reviews
some more insanity! you're up for it when Rex makes a few mistakes before a mission! R&R Pls!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Rex's Adventures: Story One by Trixie The Fox reviews
A whole bunch of randomness in this insane mini story! R&R Pls!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Waiting for you by Sinclair San Tonava reviews
Sasori has been waiting long enough. Finally, Deidara is dead, and he won't be alone in the incredible place called heaven any longer. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Magical Fur Dye Of DOOOOOM! by TheManWithACoolName reviews
I am insane. Chapter 3 up!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
An Akatsuki Funeral by 0renji reviews
Farewell, to the prettiest Akatsuki member... Warning: Spoilers!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Obito U., Zetsu - Complete
008: Innocence by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Gregory has a dream but Mole doesn’t see what’s so special about it. Light!ChristopheGregory
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Sonic Heroes: Role Reversal by Davidk92 reviews
Tikal, after experiencing a severe bout of hatred between the Sonic Heroes, has forced them to go through their adventure against Metal Sonic once again, but in one another's bodies! What will become of them?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007
Hiccups Story by Kaity the Chameleon reviews
A request by my friend, Waffle the Fox who makes hiccup stories, go check 'em out, their good. But Espio gets hiccups and Vector tries to cure him. Rated T just in case.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Espio, Vector - Complete
Reasons by RedSlashwolf reviews
Summary: What if Sonic had a hernia? Why is Tails afraid of Ronald McDonald? Is Knuckles a pervert? What happens when Shadow goes to church? My first story. Please review.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007
Hoverskates by Awdures reviews
A bit of fluff in which Sonic and Knuckles try and figure out with limited sucess what Shadow sees in this skating idea.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sonic, Knuckles - Complete
ToTAL INSANiTy by Reds Owshad Dark reviews
Don't read. You've been warned.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
Freakin' Weird by lallyzippo reviews
Espio's got a new obsession. Do Vector and Charmy even want to know...? [Oneshot] Read and review.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Espio - Complete
Karaoke Night 7: Solos by Sapphire93 reviews
Sonic and the gang get bored one day and decide to have a karaoke night. Better than it sounds. R&R please! First Sonic fic, please go easy. Rate change for quick drug reference in chapter 3.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
You Taste Like Stupid by Eveilae reviews
[GaaLeeSaku] Gaara decides that if having Sakura punch Lee in the face is the only way to keep Lee to himself, that's exactly what's going to happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Shadow Babysits Tails by Tais the chosen one reviews
Sonic now finally getting a date with Amy, Sonic dumps Tails on Shadows doorstep, Shadow will learn why its not a good idea to deprive a kitsune of his ice cream Continued!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Shadow, Tails
Spin The Bottle by dave-d reviews
The shinobi had been working very hard. They had faced fierce trials, and could all use some time away from work. Jiraiya had a good idea. That alone should have made Tsunade suspicious. What awaits Naruto and the gang?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,787 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Totally Chaotix by Danish Ranger reviews
Anxious to escape the madhouse of Chaotix HQ, when the agency first real mission in ages arises, Espio is straight on the case. However, with Charmy and Vector in tow, he's about to discover the world's even more deranged than his comrades.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Espio, Vector
A very Gaara Christmas by The Handsome Blue Beast reviews
Gaara does something he really shouldn't have on Christmas eve, and starts off an unstoppable chain of events! I know it's nowhere near christmas, but whatever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Sonic's Unanswered Questions by Sonic The Alchemist reviews
Ever wonder about things about Sonic that you can't explain? Like, How does Sonic use the bathroom? Why does Shadow have a gun in his game? Why is Rouge sexy? These questions and more will be answered here! Please R&R.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005
Sonic Gone Wild by x.SodeNoZangetsu.x reviews
Just a totally random story. The group experiences: Miami, Chicago, sanctuaries, mental problems and much more. Read to find out! Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,543 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
Fear by k0m0d0-342 reviews
What happens when your nightmares are real? When your worst fear becoems your worst enemy? No one likes salt in their wounds, but the events in the all too near future may prove too much for our heroes to bear... sonicxamy KnuxRouge ShadowxOC
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,546 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 5/20/2005
Lunch Time by Sweetness166 reviews
SLASH. Tweek & Craig. Everyone loves lunch time, some of use more then others
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
When no one is watching by Butterflywing reviews
What do the Warriors cats do when the author is on coffee break? Find out!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Sonic School by Signo the hedgehog reviews
Sonic and the gang are at high school and are ready for anything! Watch out for romance, fights, dances and even Shadow in a skirt as the guys try their best to get through a year at the Sonic School. SHADOW IN A SKIRT THIS CHAPTER!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005
Back in Diapers by LordBudFerg reviews
When Tails tries out a new invention on Sonic and Knuckles, something goes wrong...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Tails, Amy
HAUNTING FUTURE by Signo the hedgehog reviews
The guys have kids? is this a really twisted nightmare, or are these new guys telling the truth about who they are? sonamy sonOC espioOC Knuxouge Tailsream. And who gets what awards at the Mobian Music Awards Ceremony?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2005
Call That Normal? by black hearted evil reviews
Kai is interviewing the Sonic Heroes. She interviews them, asking what a normal day to them is like. Only one question comes to mind... Call That Normal?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 9/4/2005
This Machine sucks by black hearted evil reviews
Tails creates a machine that extracts the opposite gender away from you...he tried it on Shadow...and now he's annoyed with his feminine side...Rouge volunteers and her masculine side is a lot harder to control...Chaos as the battle of the sexes go on!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005
Girls versus Boys by black hearted evil reviews
Sonic and everyone are bored... so Sonic sets up a girls vs. boys competition... for speed, strength, flying, intellegence, and even... make up appliance? Watch how the girls and the boys battle it out... and only 1 team will win...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005
Shadow's long, long night by Slayer Z reviews
Shadow unwillingy agrees to spend the night at Tails' house. You can guess what that means: adventure, a lot of puppy eyes, and guns! Read, review, and enjoy! Changed to T for small sexual references. X.x
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Shadow
The Hedgehog in the Hat by RyukoVulpix reviews
A remake of the infamous parody! When Metal and Shadow are stuck at home on a rainy day, who should appear but the Hedgehog in the Hat? What with Omochao the Fish, Tail One and Tail Two, and a pretend 'mother,' chaos is sure to ensue...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Shadow, Metal Sonic - Complete
The twelve Sonic days of Christmas by Shadow-Darkness-Wolf reviews
[songfic sorta] The song Twelve days of Christmas is Sonicized. Sonic received gifts for twelve days straight. Who are they from, and what are they? Find out here! [I do not own the song it's based upon nor the characters listed in this fic]
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Complete
Life Is Death reviews
Has Deidara finally lost it? No he is simply opening the world's eyes... Dark/Bloody
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Deidara - Complete