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Joined 07-28-07, id: 1337354
Author has written 2 stories for Known Space series, and Forgotten Realms.

You can call me Mauritius or by the user name. Your choice. Personally I would use Calpse because it is shorter. If any of you use Slashdot you can find me under the same username their too. Anyone who has a right to know who I am should know by the username. If you are reading this and you don't know me you probably want to know about me. Well all I am going to tell you what I think about things.

1. Political parties shouldn't exist. They make people unthinking sheep who just follow a name. Plus George Washington didn't want them either.

2. Alexander Hamilton had to be right to some extent.

3. Sci-fi and Fantasy books are NOT the same thing despite book stores determination to classify them as so.

4. My creed: Curiosity is a cruel master. Not quite as bad as ignorance though.

5. Musicals are usually better than their movie counterpart.

6. Les Miserables and The Divine Comedy are two things everyone should read.

My own bit of poetry. Tis called Wings of Wanderlust/

Flying, soaring, seeing all there is to see.
The world curves before me, the sun rises above me.
Where am I going, what am I doing?
I am going to the green hill, the flowing river
I am going everywhere and nowhere.
What is the reason that I have stretched out my wings and begun to fly?
Because I need to see what is just round that bend, past this ledge.
Are these places unique, surprising, a place worth visiting?
No, then why do I visit them?
Because they are there, because I haven't been there.
Where have I been? Everywhere that I can see.
And that's why I am going just past that horizon, no further.
Unless I see somewhere else that calls out to me.
After all, curiosity has possessed these wings of mine.
And this curiosity's thirst can never be slaked.
It tells me, we aren't going far, and I think it means it.
But with another flap of my wings I see another clearing, another forest.
Will I ever stop? Will I ever be done, having seen all that there is to see?
I hope not, for if I ever stop these wings might just keep going.
If I slow I risk being left behind, the wave I am riding having swept past me.
What would I do if that happened? Where would I go?
I imagine that I would walk. I would go just past that rock, just over that mountain.
Curiosity is a cruel master, and should it loose my wings, it will set my feet to walkin'.


(If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those STUPID kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

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Such a Newsie by Johannas mirror reviews
Emma is a girl of some mystery, little tact and a grand capacity for stupidity. She's also falling in love. Chapters 1-3 have been edited, everything else is under slow, painful construction. I have not forgotten this story. (Kid Blink x OC, Spot Conlon with a hint of OC)
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,979 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/27/2007
Stardust by Johannas mirror reviews
A few short poems about Treasure Planet, two from the perspective of Jim, and one from the Captain's perspective. Absolutely no romance.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Jim Hawkins, Captain - Complete
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Mauritius and Shiryn reviews
A short story with my wanderlustfilled charactar, Mauritius, and his first meeting with his new friend, the Gaurdinel Shiryn. It takes place in the Outer Plane of Bytopia.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/6/2007
The Outsider's Weakness? reviews
This is a short story taking place in Larry Niven's Known Space universe. I wrote it mainly to introduce it to avid fanfic writers. I hope that Known Space will eventually become its own subcategory as Larry Niven is one of the most famous scifi writers.
Known Space series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete