Wow, no updates in over a year, Michelle? Totally. One new one-shot? Totally. Have any time for more stuff? Don't ask.

So I decided to update my profile... woohoo?

Favorite TV show: Danny Phantom, Being Human, Avatar, Ouran High School Host Club, America's Funniest Home Videos, Teen Titans, Family Guy

Favorite Music: Panic! At The Disco, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Declan Galbraith, Trapt, Green Day, Mitchel Musso, Linkin Park, David Archuletta, Cherry S/T, Skillet, Avenged Sevenfold, Taylor Swift, Cobra Starship, We the Kings, All Time Low, Forever the Sickest Kids, Avril Lavigne, Paramore, The Used, Shinedown, Finger Eleven, Three days Grace, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Alkaline Trio, Demi Lovato, The Jonas Brohters, April Sixth, Ashlee Simpson, Nick Lache, Relient K, The Offspring, Kelly Clarkson, Fergie, Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, The Dixie Chicks, AND A TON MORE

Favorite Books: Cirque Du Freak, Vladimir Tod, Maximum Ride, Twilight (kinda iffy with this one), Harry Potter, The Outsiders, and plenty more that I can't remember.

Places to find me:

deviantART = PunkMichPhantom

Youtube = PunkMichPhantom

Wizard 101 = Michelle Moon Blood

Heather Brewer (Vladimir Tod Website) = VampireSlayer32145

"Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song! Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we can song it faster than you're wrong! But it'll help if you just song along! Bum... bum... BUM! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! and if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong, but it'll help if you just song along. C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. Patrick! SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E...! Squidward!... GOOD! It'll help!! It'll heeeelllllpppppp! If you just song ALOOOOOOOOONNNGGGGGG!! (ending with guitar and drums crashing) OOOOHHHH YYYEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!"

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Animegirl92, CSIBeauty, Shining Zephyr, EmoGwyddoniaeth2, PunkMichPhantom

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

OMG! Look at this:

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Does anyone really KNOW what PMS stands for?

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Swing
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweats
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Poor Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect

You know you live in 2009 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

15.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.If you are going into Danny Phantom withdrawl, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you have Phantom Phever and you know you do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you freak out when you get a 91, not because of how you thought that you would do previously, but because in Danny Phantom: Teacher of the Year Danny got a 91 on his English exam, copy and paste this into your profile.

If every time the first answer to a test is "D," you laugh silently (or out loud) because of Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Here's something my dad's friend sent to us in a FWD:

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water?

Try spelling Evian backards: NAIVE

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly!)

3. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,'
what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?

5. There are three religious truths:

a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.

c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters.

6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

9 Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

13. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

15. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ...
they're cramming for their final exam.

16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?

Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

18. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

19. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

22. If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose?

23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

24. At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells ... 'THEIRS'?

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Here are a few ideas about my future fanfics for Danny Phantom:

String Theory:

Danny stumbles across a hidden portal and decides to check it out, seeing where it may lead into the ghost zone. Here, he winds up on an island known to its inhabitants as Destiny Islands. Here, he meets up with the Keyblade bearer, Sora, and has to beat Vlad who has teamed up with Xemnas. (KH/DP crossover)

Insanity:

Danny is a fourteen year old boy who is residing in an insane asylum, due to the fact he was abandoned not long ago with nothing but the clothes on his back. No one knows that he is fully sane, but his sanity is tested when strange things start happening there. No one believes him when he says that things float or become engulfed with a glowing green light. Only one person fully believes him and her name is Sam Manson. Together they must convince the doctors that they are fully sane and prove that the place is, indeed, haunted. (AU fic. One of my friends gave me the idea.)

The Un-Masked Magician:

High school is very boring, and all the teachers, students, and faculty members know that. Especially at Casper High when there are no ghosts around. To make things even worse, this strange magician appears out of nowhere and is suddenly one of the biggest stars in all of Amity Park, leaving Danny Phantom out in the cold. While Danny is fuming, Sam and Tucker decide to go to an assembly the school board has made about the magician. Danny, reluctantly, decides to go with them. His ghost sense goes off right when the magician asks for a volunteer from the audience. Before Danny had a chance to escape, the magician chooses Danny, and the magician's got a lot of secrets up his sleeve. Danny was chosen to be hypnotized. What happens when Danny doesn't come out of this state and the magician refuses to turn him back to normal? And what about the sudden mass of ghost attacks? The magician's name, you ask...?

The Un-Masked Magician...

Cupid's Choke Hold:

Cupid has been a rumored ghost for centuries, so obviously nobody believes on him, especially the citizens of Amity Park. To make himself known, Cupid decides to make everyone fall in love with the person they dislike most or are most opposite to, to prove that he is the only one who can control love. Paulina falls in love with Danny, Sam with Dash, and vise versa, Valerie can't decide between Tucker and Danny Phantom, Tucker falls in love with Star, Maddie with (eew) Vlad, Vlad with his secret admirer (cough his act cough), and Jack falls in love with the principal. Danny is the only one who didn't get hit by the arrow, though and has to find a way to stop Cupid and his arrows without having Paulina or Valerie find out his secret identity. (possibly going to be a one-shot. I'll see what I feel like doing. lol)

United We Stand, Divided We Fall:

Danny, Sam, and Tucker get into a huge fight and decide not to talk to each other. In other words, split up the ghost fighting trio. Maybe this wasn't the best idea because Danny gets his butt kicked all over the place while Sam and Tucker are getting beaten, too. Danny, Sam, and Tuck must make up if they want to be a good ghost fighting team again, but maybe that will never happen...?

A Day In the Life of a Girl...:

(Before Phantom Planet) Danny and Sam have always been best friends, but, as you all know, there has always been something between the to that they have never really thought about- love. One day, Danny starts feeling a little nervous around Sam and is wondering if she likes him back or not, because to the dim Danny, he can't notice practically anything! Danny and Tucker, his best friend, talk about it in his room when Sam isn't around, but- uh oh- Vlad Plasmius overhears them and starts to think of a way that Danny could find out if Sam likes Danny, but at a great personal cost. Danny must give up his powers for three days and in return, Vlad will make Danny a girl so he can hang around Sam and start to get little clues as to whether or not she likes him. As always, I have a little twist in here, and that one is that Vlad destroys the machine that turned Danny into a girl and would have transformed him back into a dude. Dun dun... DUN! (Comedy and romance... is there no greater pair to be found?)

Sweet Dreams Are Made of This:

Danny is stuck inside of his dream after Nocturne puts him in a deep sleep. Instead of having to have Danny get scared or surprised out of his dream like the last time he faced Nocturne, he is living his worst fears. Oh yeah, I also forgot to mention that whatever happens to Danny happens to him in real life! Sam, Tucker, and (I'm not too sure about this one) Jazz are going to have to find a way to help him get out of his dream before Dark Dan does something horrible to him.

Forget Me Not:

It is a few months after Danny saves the world from the disasteroid and Danny is, yet again, getting into a fight with Skulker. Skulker somehow knocks Danny into a brick building and the building topples on top of him. When Danny comes to, he is lying in a hospital, not having any idea of who he is, who his girlfriend is, or anything and anybody is! News spreads rapidly and Vlad, out in space, finds out that Danny has amnesia. He finds Danny and tires to convince him that he's his son. The bigger shock is when Danny has no memory of his ghost powers and decides to listen to Vlad!

Singing in the Shower:

As always, Danny is in the showers after gym alone. He looks around and makes sure that nobody is listening and starts singing. Tucker remembers that he left his PDA in there, so he goes to get it. Well, when he goes in there, he gets his PDA back, but hears someone singing. Danny was the only one in there, so he figured it was him. Tucker plays a dirty trick and records him singing. He shows it to Sam and then the whole entire school. Danny gets pissed off at Tucker and has a major fight with him. The twist is when Vlad was trying to spy on Danny, he heard the tape of him singing and decided that he was the best 14-year-old singer ever! So what does he do? He tries to steal Danny's voice, of course!