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Joined 07-28-07, id: 1337378, Profile Updated: 07-23-11
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, NCIS, Ouran High School Host Club, Twilight, and Phineas and Ferb.

"Major Major was born too late and too mediocre. Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it has been all three. Even among men lacking distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed with how unimpressive he was."- Catch-22

"Except for death and paying taxes, everything in life is only for now."-Avenue Q

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
...Unknown, (often attributed to Albert Camus)

"I may disagree with what you say,But I will fight to the death for your right to say it"
Volitaire

Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.
Robin Williams


Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2001)

This book is designed to resemble an actual Hogwarts textbook, complete with wear-and-tear and has notes "written" in the margins by Harry/Ron/Hermione (And the Wizzy Pookles)

Harry: This book belongs to Harry Potter.

Ron: Shared by Ron Weasley, because his fell apart.

Hermione: Why don't you buy a new one then?

Ron: Write on your own book, Hermione.

Hermione: You bought all those dungbombs on Saturday. You could have bought a new book instead.

Ron: Dungbombs rule.


Miranda St. Claire: Let me ask you a question. How can you investigate anything? I'm told you're germophobic, afraid of the dark, heights, crowds, and… milk.

Sharona: We're working on the milk. He's making good progress on milk.

Natalie's cell phone rings. It is Monk, he's sick with the flu. He's walking around his apartment, coughing, with a dictionary in his hand.

Monk: Natalie, it's me, Adrian Monk.

Natalie: Yes, Mr. Monk, we were just talking about you.

Monk: Natalie, you have to come back here.

Natalie: I can't right now, Mr. Monk, I'm at the pizzeria talking to the manager.

Monk: It's Ebola.

Natalie: Excuse me?

Monk: I think I have the Ebola virus.

Natalie: No, Mr. Monk you do not have the Ebola virus.

Monk: I'm pretty sure I do, I have all the symptoms, I have the headache, the fever, the massive internal bleeding.

Natalie: You have massive internal bleeding?

Monk: Yes, I believe I do, that is my opinion.

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 399,969 - Reviews: 12967 - Favs: 16,272 - Follows: 15,123 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 2,486 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
NCIS in the House by The Maudlin Muse reviews
Ziva is shot, with unpresidented results and Gibbs is left to take care of her in her... incompacitated state. It is up to a certain Doc in NJ to figure out whats wrong with her if there is any hope of things ever getting back to normal! please review!
Crossover - NCIS & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,025 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 5/31/2009
Harry PotterGranger and the Chamber of Secrets by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
-Sequel to 'H-PG and the Philosopher's Stone- As his second year at Hogwarts begins, Harry must turn detective to crack the mystery of a strange voice in the walls, unexplained paralysis among students, and history's worst DADA teacher
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,065 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Harry, Hally Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Griffyndorlady reviews
The twins are in for a ride when they discover that they have a godfather who is an escaped prisoner. Innocence must be proven in this tale that leave you in suspense. Caution may contain strong languages as the twins are getting older.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,239 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: Chosen One by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
Harry and Hayden are twins. Hayden is presumed to be the BWL while Harry is forgotten. Harry lives with the Dursleys, Hayden lives with his parents. Separated for 6 years, the Potter twins reunite at Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,878 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 2,465 - Follows: 2,810 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Harry P.
Smeltings and Hogwarts Collide by Jordana Kari reviews
AU. Hogwarts is taking in muggle students to see if wizards and muggles can get along. Smeltings is one of the unfortunate schools, and Aunt Marge is chaperoning. Who knows what will happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,260 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Harry P.
Ends and Means by HaruJam reviews
Whilst teaching Harry Occlumency, Snape and Dumbledore find a memory block in Harry's mind. 'For the greater good' they destroy the block in the hopes that Harry will become more powerful and be able to defeat the Dark Lord. Do the ends justify the means?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,934 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P.
Umbridge the Muggle Principal by Yemi Hikari reviews
Umbridge was a horrible Head Mistress. But what would happen if she became the principle of a Muggle school. R&R to find out
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Dolores U. - Complete
Wings, Freedom, and Gibbs by tailendwriter reviews
A bird kid ends up in the Washington. D. C. She tries to steal from Jenny Shepherd, but ends up getting caught.Gibbs gets involved and is mistaked for an Eraser. Jenny has her babysitted and she meets and helps the rest of NCIS with trouble following her.
Crossover - NCIS & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 27,462 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Spirit Hunters by Staria 007 reviews
Harry and Ginny are killed at the end of the Chamber of Secrets, but is giving another chance to come back as Spirit Hunters. C/O with Yu Yu Hashoko.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 82 - Words: 136,785 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Animaniacs: zany animaney story collection by Sonic is the fastest thing reviews
A collection of other Animaniacs stories I've written. The Warners have found a giant plothole, letting them go wherever. Plots are stated within each story, except ch. 1. The first plot: The Warners wind up on Hannah Montana and cause havoc! Enjoy!
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,049 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 9/7/2007
Child's Play by libertineangel reviews
After an unsuspecting Draco uses a curse that transfigures Harry into a baby, Dumbledore appoints Snape as carer. Follow them both through Harry's slow, strange journey back to 15!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,534 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Newest Member Of The Cullen Family by X-Lily-Evans-X reviews
When a six year old Bella's parents die in a car accident she isn't sure where she will go. But then she meets a friendly doctor and his family. She builds a close bond with them and eventually they adopt her. This is about Bella growing up as a Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,114 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella
Ten things you didn't know about by Myene reviews
An on going drabble series about the Harry Potter characters. I pick one, and then tell you ten things you didn't know about them before. Some funny, some sad, some just a bit...odd. Will be listed as in-progress, but each chapter is a stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,261 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
By the Light of the Moon by MoriasDepths reviews
She was a teacher, not a mother. But in the aftermath of a Death Eater attack, Minerva McGonagall found herself rearing two orphaned werewolf boys as her own, one of whom the darkness would do anything to destroy...Harry Potter. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 120,260 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 2,870 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Grief, Deceptions, and Hope for Freedom by AnnF reviews
The first time Harry escapes his monitors after events in Dumbledore's office he receives a letter from Sirius that may be the key to a decent life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,162 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 3,339 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
What is Said, Is Said by GenkaiFan reviews
A sort of sequel to Dear Jareth. What happens when Dudley wishes, "I wish you had never come to us, Harry! I wished the goblins had taken you the night you arrived." ? What happens when the Goblin King re orders time?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 82,747 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Child of Grace by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Hiatus. AU. The Girl-Who-Lived discovers the wizarding world and unearths secrets that could change her life forever. Or end it. Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 370,545 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Harry P., Luna L., Blaise Z., Tom R. Jr.
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2695 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dudley Dursley and the Knights of Walpurgis by HumanTales reviews
After twenty years of happy normalcy, Dudley sees another letter from Hogwarts. This one is addressed to his daughter. Author's Notes: Beta'ed by muggle prof. Disclaimer is on the first chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,122 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Magical Experience by EdwardCullen4President reviews
HPxover. Carlisle gets a letter from his old friends, Albus, asking for assistance to protect Hogwarts against the evil Voldemort. Soon, the Cullens and Jacob are off to Hogwarts. AT/AU. After BD & during OotP. Canon. E/B A/J Em/R C/Es HP/CC/GW RW/HG
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,768 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
THe before time by shana852963 reviews
James, Albus, Lilly, Hugo and Rose find themselves thrown back in time during Harry, Ron and Hermione's 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,566 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4180 - Favs: 6,010 - Follows: 3,089 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
What If When Carlisle Was Changed He Had A Seven Year Old Daughter? What If Years Later Shes Changed Too? What Happens When They Meet Again In The Future? What If That Daughter Was Bella... What Happens Then? Why, ExB Of Course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Harry Potter and the Guardians of the Veil by Haruko-Mizumi reviews
The W.i.t.c.h. girls have been invited to Hogwarts, and gladly accepted to going. Once there, however, they learn that Voldemort and Phobos have joined forces, and to defeat them, they'll need to ally themselves with their new found friends.
Crossover - Harry Potter & W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,861 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Complete
Fear of Vampires by BlackHeartNeko9 reviews
Bella already met vampires but survived. her mother was murdered before her eyes and now lives in forks with her dad. but what happens when she meets a group of vampires at school? original pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,837 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
When Are We? by Ramzes reviews
Don't touch it!" Teddy shouted, but since when had James started obeying commands? He turned the hourglass and the world around them started spinning... and spinning... and spinning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,072 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Teddy L., Albus S. P.
The Prodigy's Ascension by Halt.CPM reviews
Harry Potter, the passed over brother to the girl-who-lived Katie Potter, is about to go to Hogwarts. But being a Prodigy and all, his adventures at Hogwarts are bound to get a little...out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 117,607 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Magic and Martial Arts: Year One by NL Kaos reviews
AU Harry's relatives didn't take Harry in, instead they send him to Vernon's cousin, Genma Saotome. What will happen now when people find out that not only is Harry the boy who lived but a super Martial Artist who attracts large amounts of chaos.Xover R.5
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,623 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 3,651 - Follows: 4,240 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
What To Do? part 2 by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
Obviously a sequel. They finished book one. What will Dumbledore decide? Moera has a surprise for the group. More insane comments from the Marauders. Not to mention the twins. Click here to join the insanity...erm...book club.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,947 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Harry P.
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Idioms! by madame.alexandra reviews
A series of one-shots chronicling Ziva David, a.k.a crazy ninja mossad chick, and her continuing struggles with the english language.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 33,737 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Ziva D. - Complete
The Day Snape Used Shampoo by michelleisahpfan reviews
The trio got Snape to use shampoo. What's the result?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Severus S.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10125 - Favs: 12,313 - Follows: 5,081 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Fallen by ANiteOwl reviews
The Wizarding Community is in the midst of a terrible war. Darkness is ascending and the Ministry has fallen within its grasp. The Order is horribly outnumbered. Will the Teen Titans be able to help in a war against the Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,118 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Harry P.
12 Facts about the 12 Weasley Brats by InhIkka reviews
The Weasley Brats, as they are called around Hogwarts, are the most popular kids in School... here are 12 facts you did not know about Rose, James, Fred, Hugo, Lily, Dominique and the rest of the Weasley Clan Chapter 12 : Albus Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Hilarity Ensues by charlienotcharlotte reviews
What happens when a certain very special agent finds himself suddenly stuck with a certain 13 year old star? Two words: Hilarity Ensues! Not necessary to have knowledge of iCarly, story leans heavier towards NCIS than iCarly, so R&R NCIS luvrs!
Crossover - NCIS & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Tony D., Sam P.
Naval Criminal Investigative Service by alanwolfmoon reviews
Complete. House/NCIS crossover. Wilson's missing brother wasn't crazy, he was in the Navy. And now he's been murdered. Cannon as of s5e1 House 'verse, s5e18 NCIS. Beta: Phate Phoenix.
Crossover - NCIS & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,015 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, G. House - Complete
Grade Grief by SerenityCourage reviews
When Palmer enlists Abby to to cover up a lie he told to Ducky, neither of their bosses are happy. Will contain spanking.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Abby S., Jimmy P. - Complete
The Core of Power: Soul Connection by SapphireDragon92 reviews
Vernon Dursley has been transferred to a branch of Grunnings just outside of Ottery St Catchpole. Because of this, Harry's friendship with Ginny arises earlier than it was supposed to, and a soul bond manifests between Harry and one Ginny Weasley...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,186 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 4,901 - Follows: 890 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry and the Stubborn Old Headmaster by teddylonglong reviews
By chance Minerva McGonagall meets a six-year old Harry. Partly a child fic. Warnings: Abuse!Dursleys, completely AU, partly OOC, Dumbledore bashing, good Tom, Char.death!Dumbledore by choking on a lemon-drop, De-aging, Pairings: SS/de-aged MM, HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 123,330 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Different plans by Fungi Fulton reviews
James and Lily never died. Harry's got a twin. Everyone thinks that Max is the Boy-Who-Lived.Everyone except our beloved Potion Professor. What will he do when he sees how Harry is treated at the Dursley's?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 75,069 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Best Friends by twilightseries4life reviews
This is basically a story about Edward, Bella, Jasper, Emmett, Alice, and Rosalie as toddlers. Follow their crazy adventures together. From Jasper learning about PMSing, to Emmett committing "suicide". Cute fluff. Good for a few quick laughs! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Sorting Hat's Fun by Cafire reviews
The Sorting Hat likes to toy with fragile eleven year old's minds. What happens when our favourite characters are sorted. Look at my profile for a link for a trailer. Bellatrix Lestrange nee Black is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,990 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bellatrix L.
Harry Potter and the Fight against Fate by Amberile reviews
In a freak accident, during the ultimate battle, 21 year old Harry is send back through time and space to that fateful day on Halloween. This is the story about Harry’s desperate fight against Fate to save his friends and this new world he is now in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,688 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 2,327 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse, or Scare Snape by notwritten reviews
These pranks are played on Professor Severus Snape, by the students of the four houses, and teachers. This story is AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 181 - Words: 51,434 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Catatonia by Yosem Tiva reviews
Tony gets a phone call from someone he never wanted to hear from again. He goes all stiff and doesn't move. Gibbs headslapes him but he doesn't respond. Can Gibbs get him back? Father/son relationship.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
World Enough and Time Old Version by smidget reviews
Currently being rewritten. Fine the new and improved version on my profile. Feb. 8. 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,149 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
It's a hard life by dancergirl28 reviews
The dursleys take harry to an orphanage. This is diffrent! Abusive orphanage! Smart Harry! Good Harry!RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P.
Cakewalk by IsabellaDangelo reviews
Fluff! What happens when Bella agrees to make cakes for a cakewalk at school? Esme decides to help! Pure family fluff now through out the story with some Edward X Bella Fluff. Cannon pairs. Eclipse slightly AU.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,881 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Adopting a Wizard by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
HP/Twilight crossover. Carlisle Cullen takes in an orphan boy from the streets of Privet Drive on that fateful night us Harry Potter fans know so well. But when introduced to the Wizard World, the Cullens may not be as powerful as they think. ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,751 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
The Lust of Harry Potter by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
In Spirit by Akylae reviews
House never woke up, but why should a little thing like persistent vegetative state stop him from messing with people. Spoiler for season 4 finale, obviously. AU, obviously. One-shot. Enjoy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - G. House - Complete
Maximum Ride: The Twilight Zone by blessedbyacurse reviews
Max Ride/Twilight crossover: One of the flock gets injured, Max must go against her judgment and trust the Cullens to help them. It turns out to be a learning experiance for everyone involved... Find out what happens when 2 of the best book series collide
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,451 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Max
The Present Past by Sleepy Drago reviews
With a dire wish to have a new life, the now fanged girl we used to know has a determinded plan. While the redhead is living centuries after her companions, something isn't working for her, you see theres no such thing as magic anymore, and that won't do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,120 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Ginny W.
Year of Changes by redfrog reviews
Sequel to Summer of Independence. Harry's 6th year, dealing with Dumbles and Ron, lots of Quidditch and just being Harry. Ron& Dumbledore& Ginny bashing. Independent Harry story. No pairings planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,541 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,690 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Welcome To VoldeMart! How May We Help You? by HappySmilesVarietyHour reviews
Voldemort has a new plan to take over the Wizarding World, but this one is different than all the others. This one starts at Walmart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Voldemort
The Magical Chronicles: Power of Shinobi by cottoncandyinyourface reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura are sent on a mission to protect Harry Potter in a world where fistfights were out, and wand-waving was in. .SasuSaku. HpxNaruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,382 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eclipse of the Crossover by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
A musical comedy thriller. Because...well...I had to. It's just a parody, please don't shoot me! And , come on...you know you want to. There you go. Just click it. C'mon, click the link...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,866 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008
The Golden Phoenix Society by katac reviews
Harry and Ginny are both neglected by their parents. When they become friends and get invited to join the once thought mythical 'Golden Phoneix Society' they begin training to battle evil. ADOPTED BY LIONOFPERTH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,773 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Scientia by forgottenone1385 reviews
AU. smart!harry. Latin for knowledge. What if Harry went looking for magic before Hogwarts and found it? What if the Greatest School in Britain wasn't all that great?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,931 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Harry P., OC
10 Things by TheArrowThatMissed reviews
So I love Reading these, so I decided to try writing some. 10 Facts you might not have known about
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
What To Do? by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
Fate made a mistake, and Moera must fix it. The solution: kidnapping sixteen people and telling them the future in an attempt at changing one hardheaded Headmaster's mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,273 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear Diary, by A Dash of Yellow reviews
What if Luna found the Diary after Ginny tried to dispose of it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Luna L. - Complete
A Magical Mission by cycylyn reviews
NarutoXPotter CO Naruto, Sakura, Neji, TenTen, Shikamaru and Kakashi are send on a mission in order to protect Harry Potter and his friends in his 3. year. What will happen? How will the shinobis deal with this world that is so different from theirs?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,086 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007
Lily, James, and Sirius read Jamie Potter Books by SoNoTORIouslyMe reviews
Lily, James,and Sirius read a book about their kids Jamie Potter, Destiny and Zac Black, Jacob Black, and, of course, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3757 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Bella and the book the tells all by Spazetic Red Head reviews
Bella goes to Seattle to pick up a book for some light reading. What book will she find and what is revieled in that book. Read and find out. please review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008
Demonic Destiny by Alexandria Jaganshi reviews
I know it's been years since my last update. I'm gonna work on a rewrite with some drastic changes, might take awhile tho. In the meantime, those of you interested can adopt the idea/plot/story as long as u don't steal credit and let me know abt it. :D
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,129 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P.
The Questionnaire by books4evah reviews
I have found out how little we wizards know about each other. In attempt to modify this, I, Romilda Vane, have created a godsend. The Questionnaire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 183 - Words: 113,525 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
The Marauders and Lily read the Dangerverse by Lizzie-Harrison reviews
You have these stories where the Marauders read canon but what about them reading the Dangerverse? Read on to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/1/2008 - James P., Sirius B.
Wednesday Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by Areli-Kokuchi reviews
Wednesday is a first year when harry is a second. Her version of flying cars and dead-pan stares that petrify.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008
High School Musical in Harry Potter by 0Rosina0 reviews
This is a group of High School Musical songs changed into Harry Potter lyrics. Meaning that if they made a Harry Potter Musical, they could use these lyrics in it. Nonparody. Each chapter is a song. HIATUS until more hits.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Hogwarts and the Shinobi by Wings of the Night reviews
In Harry's fifth year of Hogwarts, Dumbledore decided to hire guards to protect the school. Kakashi, Naruto, Sakura, Sai, Neji and Gaara were sent on this mission for a year. Will they succeed in their mission in the world of magic?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,941 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H.
There's No Biz Like Show Biz by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
Voldy realizes his current true meaning in life when he discovers Broadway. Now his plans to open a fantastic albeit plagiarized show will be the money maker of a lifetime, if only he had a cast. But that's what Death Eaters are for... FINALE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Commencement by Crystal Cove reviews
Accumulates Harry’s years at Hogwarts with Severus Snape as his adoptive father. Severus has relatives? Harry's in a different House? Sirius returns? Sequel to Bond. Discontinued -- sorry!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 103,736 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 5/3/2006
Quiet Rebellion by Kylara Kitsune reviews
Life at Hogwarts is very different with the Carrows in charge. Here's what everyone else really thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Neville L.
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Dudley and His Gang go to Hogwarts by Avvithespaz reviews
Who knew that butterbeer had a magical property that allowed muggles to become wizards? Big D and his friends find out much to the dismay of Harry. preDH. Beware of OOC-ness! ON HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,045 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Dudley D.
The Birthday Wish by snape snape severous snape reviews
what happens when the new generation gets sent back in time to when harry and his friends are at hogwarts? PLEASE READ AND REVIEW. rated T just in case for some language that will be in later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Teddy L.
Harry Potter: Dark Creature by Dark knight Aegus reviews
AU. After the events of October 1981 Harry is taken and raised by Remus Lupin and Sirius Black. Everything goes fine until Harry's sixth birthday. Harry's dark creature side has come out. He's a born vampire, the first in the Potter family. GreyIntelHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 178 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Pensieve of Shame by MatoakaWilde reviews
Jump into the Pensieve of Shame and discover the dirty laundry hidden in the our favorite and not so favorite character's closets! If only Rita Skeeter could get her hands on this! formally titled 'What are the Harry Potter Characters Ashamed of'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
A Different Future by Lady Alianne reviews
Rewritten by Lady Alianne and Elspeth25. The Marauders and Lily have finished reading the Harry Potter books. They have told Dumbledore about the Horcruxes and the future is now changed in a very big way. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., OC
Breaking the rules by xXLilyxPeacockXx reviews
All the things not to do at Hogwarts...done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008
Evening On and Twilight Gray by Nessle reviews
HP/TWILIGHT - Facing embezzlement charges, Vernon Dursley packs up his family and moves them to Forks, Washington, America, where something finally starts to go right for ten year old Harry Potter when he meets a kind doctor and his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 436 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harry P.
Death Eaters: The First Four Years by faballa reviews
When Voldemort took in his main group of Death Eaters, could he have made some...mistakes? Could it have possibly been unwise for him to hire groups of teenagers right out of school, especially teens with severe social "intricacies?" This is their story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Voldemort
The Orphan: Book II by SpiderLily reviews
Second year for Harry and Blaise is up and running! This year there's the revelation of the Heir of Slytherin, but his evil doings won't work out quite the way he planned... Continuation of SaphirePhoenix's story. AU Second Year FemBlaise
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,840 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Questionnaires! by Natulcien Seregon reviews
The characters have come across a questionnaire, and this is how they filled it in. starts in maraudering era!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
Rocking Chair by bemj11 reviews
Molly Weasley and her family move into Number 12 Grimmauld Place. There they meet Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. How does Molly deal with living with a werewolf?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,710 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Molly W., Remus L. - Complete
The Unlikely Encounter by Sooshie reviews
What happens when Maximum Ride and her flock come to Hogwarts and meet Harry and his friends? All you have to do is click that little blue link up there that says "The Unlikely Encounter" to find out : Possible HPMR romance :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007
Horror of Yakima by WhiteIce reviews
What if Carly really had to leave for Yakima? But what if her grandfather had ulterior motives for bringing her there? Carly and Nell, her new friend, have to figure out a way to solve the mystery behind the town before it's too late for Carly.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007
The Phoenix Warriors by Miraen reviews
Harry was ignored by his parents until he got taken away to learn how to be a warrior with another 11 Chosen Ones. Years later they go back to Hogwarts and nothing will be the same anymore. Will be HarryHermione/ HHr. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,304 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Amazing Adventures of a Hufflepuff Smart Mouth by Mintaka the Comedienne reviews
The epic journey of a Hufflepuff third-year who's a bit of a troublemaker. I'd really appreciate some reviews. Chapter four is up. FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Things you don't know about the NEXT GENERATION by SlytherinPrincess81 reviews
All was well? Join Teddy, Vicky, Scorpius, Rose, Hugo, James, Al and Lily as they tell you some things about them you probably didn't know. R&R. NOW COMPLETE AND BETAED! LAST ADDITION: AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,626 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Harry Possible by donalddeutsch reviews
Harry Potter/Kim Possible Crossover. What if the Dursley's weren't the only relatives of Harry's. What if he had relatives that lived in America. This is my version of Harry raised by someone else, again. Flames are welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Online Fun by unorthodox yo-yo reviews
What would happen if the trio stumbled across our favorite puppets?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
What Not To Do At Hogwarts by Elven-Quill11 reviews
Almost everyone has heard "I am not allowed to... at Hogwarts." These are the expanded stories behind some of the no no's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by HallowedInk reviews
Hogwarts is full of rulebreakers, of course. Here are 150 things they know they can't do. Let the rulebreaking commence. [The rules are not mine, I am borrowing them.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - OC
Avatar Goes To Hogwarts by Psycho Demon-Witch reviews
Harry PotterAvatar crossover. Aang and his friends and enemies land in Hogwarts. What will happen whilst they are there?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,613 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006
Harry Potter and the Twist In Time by Cheetah99989 reviews
What would happen if Harry didn't grow up with his Aunt and Uncle? How would that effect his life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,298 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Maximum Ride And That Weird Kid With The Scar by everythingleftunsaid reviews
This is a Maximum Ride Harry Potter crossover. I decided to put it in the Maximum Ride section because the story will focus on the MR characters as oposed the HP characters. The story picks up from the 2nd book and will not include anything from the 3rd.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007
Potterwatch! by Mary Gooby reviews
This is a random episode of Potterwatch in November of the seventh book. I did this just for fun, it has River, Royal, Romulus, and another person, Hearing Aid. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Lee J. - Complete
The Five Realms by R.i.ku-Y.u.na reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny found themselves in a place where Harry has siblings,is suppose to be a deatheater and his parents are alive. Neville is the boy who lived, they thought they were transported to a alternate universe by mistake but it was not
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,944 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Failures Of A Dark Lord by Dark Priestess Tsubaki reviews
Attempts made by Voldemort and the Death Eaters to kill Harry Potter. Extremly out of character!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Harry Potter Discovers Fanfiction by xAndromedaBlackx reviews
The title says it all. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny are at Hermione's house, getting ready to go out and search for Horcruxes, when Hermione stumbles across a fanfiction website on her computer… Hilarity ensues! I hope so, anyway. Rating for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007
A Potions Accident by Arualcopia reviews
A slight twist to the usual deaging stories. What if the accident created a gas? What if it effected the entire class? How does Snape deal with fifteen toddlers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,912 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Work of Fiction by EmyPink reviews
It’s an innocent day at the office until Ziva discovers fan fiction based on characters they know all too well.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Annoying Different People! by GrimAdventuresofMandyandQueen reviews
The animanics open up a talk show and Annoy People on it!It will be upated every day until I run out of ideas!And It is crossover with many different shows but is Animaniacs humor purely and really not any other show, suggestions are welcome.
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007
Open House by CSI Clue reviews
Sometimes families from America want to send their darlings to Hogwartsan Addams FamilyHarry Potter crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Princess Serenity's wish by Icekitsune4ever reviews
After winning the battle with chaos,but at a deadly price, Usagi makes a wish to her crystal,wishing that her senshi,Mamoru and her will be reborn and reunited again.What happens when they land in the Harry Potter's world?Usagi searches for them and joins
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006
Masters of Mischief by Danny Phantom SG-1 reviews
The Warner siblings are at it again! Up to their usual mischief of tormenting someone famous. Although I'm not sure if Danny Phantom's Vlad Masters is considered famous... Sort of a crossover, but not really. Please R&R!
Crossover - Animaniacs & Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Vlad M. - Complete
black, white, and gray by inactiveGE reviews
Alternate universe! Instead of finding the pure hearts in Tokyo, Michiru and Haruka go to Hogwarts with Sailor Moon's nearblessings. Explores the effects of their ruthless behavior in a black and white world.
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,667 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006
Harry Potter and the Gem of Azar by NightRaven713 reviews
Harry PotterTeen Titans crossover collaboration between myself and MarieAntoinette713. When four of the Titans are pulled into Harry's 4th year at Hogwarts, one question stands out amidst the resulting chaos: What exactly brought them there, and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/24/2007
The Best Birthday Present by Katluvssport reviews
In two universes, Harry Potter and Lily and James Potter make a wish. A wish that pulls Harry across to an alternate universe where he died, but not his parents and he has several siblings. He cannot settle down with a war going on. CHAPTER 6 FINALLY UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,035 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
From Fairies to Wizards by Water-smurf reviews
AF & HP crossover! Artemis Fowl and Harry Potter were dragged into eachother's world and suddenly the same thing happens to their friends. Death will come to life with the prophecy of Harry and the Magic of Artemis. AH pairing later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,974 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Harry P., Artemis F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Moon Crystal by Heroine of the Valley reviews
Sequel to Sailor Witches. finished. Voldemort doesn't get the prophecy but he gets somethng else he wants. Serena makes a great sacrifice.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 254,634 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ghost of Amity Park by BJA Fan reviews
HPDP Crossover Hogwarts is no longer safe, and Harry, Ron, and Hermione are relocated to a small Muggle town. Not just any town, though: Amity Park, home of the infamous Danny Phantom. It's all AU from here, folks. Unplanned hiatus. Oops.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,874 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006
Goblet of Fire For Kindergartens! by truemizzie reviews
You've waited for it, and now it's here: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire for Kindergartens!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Weasley and Weasley's First Year at Hogwarts by luvmeanddespair reviews
Snape decides to give Harry a 'break' from sorting James and Sirius' detention cards. Shame he doesn't quite seem to know what he's let himself in for ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/3/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Legend of Lupin by abster092 reviews
Remus Lupin was just a normal kid... Now the young werewolf struggles to be accepted in school and keep his identity a secret. The fabled band of Marauders forms amidst threats from a strange person named Tom. Will Remus live through year 1 of Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,598 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Remus L., Voldemort - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 265 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
The Marauders' Papers by lupin-is-awsum reviews
Bits and pieces from the Marauder Era collected to understand what exactly happened at Hogwarts during the time of Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew. Told entirely through notes, detention slips, homework, essays, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
My Friend Voldemort by Masako Moonshade reviews
AVADA KEDAVERA! Voldemort shouted, his wand pointed at the girl. She fell to the ground, unmoving. Satisfied, he turned away, then froze. He heard laughter... Voldemort has met his match. UPDATED AT LAST
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,958 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Voldemort
Return to Childhood by Misha reviews
Harry, Hermione and Draco are reverted back to childhood after a Potions accident and the consequences are far reaching...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Card Captor Harry, Season One by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
[Complete!] Spinoff of Harry Potter and the Magic Book:Release! Harry buys the Clow Book in Diagon Alley and unwittingly unleashes the Clow Cards. To make up for this, Keroberos chooses him to become the Card Captor! Did his life just get worse?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 155,831 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Here Comes Trouble: AKA The Internet by Thunderstone reviews
Hermione brought her laptop to the Burrow and made some interesting discoveries & HP Fan sites. Soon word of this spread like fire. What trouble will this bring?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Complete
Twists of Fate by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
AU. Bitten by a Vampire the night Voldemort attacked, Harry Potter is believed dead. So what happens when Remus shows up at Hogwarts with a fifth year son bearing the lighting scar and the name of Lupin 14 years later?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,909 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
NCIS by isis-sg1 reviews
Tony and Ziva try to question a man but they don't get past telling him their names.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Apparation by Because-I-Got-High reviews
1980. The order of the phoenix members are all called to have an immediate meeting due to an odd apparition of some sort that reveals what looks like the future… What happens when one of the hologram figures falls out of their time into theirs? SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,481 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., James P.
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Found in Translation by Sequitur reviews
In which Tony gets hit on the head and starts speaking in tongues. Metaphorically, of course.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Tony D. - Complete
Coke, Jeans, and Annoying Snape by darkprediction reviews
What do you get when you cross a strange seventh year Gryffindor, A list of ways to annoy Snape, and Snape himself? Well, you just get another annoying Snape story..Nothing special. But read it anyways. It's my first fic.FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,102 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Severus S.
James, Sirius, Remus and Peter by Jaz man reviews
(chapter 12) James, Sirius, Remus and Peter in their first year of hogwarts, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,399 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 11/21/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3319 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Correspondence by emikae reviews
Harry isn't getting his letters, so he take things into his own hands, and owls Voldemort to see if he is intercepting them. A surprising thing happens... Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,152 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Across Dimensions by ultrasoul reviews
An alternate James Potter and Sirius Black stumble upon the HP world we know, how will they react? Meanwhile, Voldemort has plans for Harry's fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Harry, er, Malcolm and the Sorcerer's Stone by HiBob reviews
Baby Harry is sent to the States to live with his half-uncle, Hal. WARNING: I couldn't decide who Malcolm should meet first so I wrote it both ways. Chapters 4 thru 11, he meets Ron. Chapters 12 thru 18, he meets Hermione. You have been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,504 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Complete
A Different You by Lina Shay reviews
[Finished] An accident with Hermione's timeturner and Neville's potion thrusts her into an alternate dimention, in which Harry's a pratt, Neville's fameous and Draco is a hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,064 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Internet Survey by Slytherin Girl Gryffindor Girl reviews
Harry and his fellow wizards take an Internet survey. Learn things you didn’t know about them in this story filled with laughs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003
The Quiet Place by Ruskbyte reviews
Five hundred years after the defeat of Voldemort a new generation of Death Eaters is rising. Will the Muggles they attack be able to survive the encounter? For that matter, will the Death Eaters?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,364 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 81 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry’s Worst Nightmare: Dudley Goes To Hogwarts by Elisabeth Potter reviews
What if Dudley was a wizard too? What if he went to Hogwarts? What if he teamed up with Malfoy? That must be hell for Harry, or maybe not. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,865 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Harry P., Albus D.
A Tabby and Her Kit by uber grasshopper reviews
Minerva stubbornly defies Dumbledore's command and rescues baby Harry Potter from his uncaring relatives. How will she handle raising him without the help of Hogwarts? REFORMATTED bask in the italics!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,157 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Asian Magic Goes To Hogwarts! by Dark Card Mistress reviews
This my first fanfic so be nice. The cardcaptors gets to go to Hogwarts! Only Dumbledor knows about the Sakura Cards not even Voldemort, so when he comes to kill harry...HE CAN'T! MWAHAHAHAHAHA. i'm crazy i know. CCSHP Crossover! SS ET HG HrR. COMPLETE!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,607 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/3/2003 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Complete
Muggle Appreciation Day by snowmaid23 reviews
Hogwarts is having a Muggle Appreciation Day! Harry's Aunt Petunia and cousin Dudley are among the guests. Will Dudley create havoc? And why is he hanging around with Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,275 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Dudley D., Draco M. - Complete
The Downfall of our Dear Voldiepoo by Pirate Captain Kimi the Great reviews
What if three insane girls grew up to be death eaters....*Evil laugh* based on the 50 ways to Annoy Voldemort... CH 2 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Voldemort, Voldemort
Lessons For Life by Caitlyn1 reviews
Eight years after Hogwarts, Harry recieves a letter from Dudley. What does he want? A bit of something for everyone! Now completed! *update* Changes have been made till chapter 21. Enjoy the new scenes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,425 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/15/2002 - Published: 10/19/2000 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Professor Meioh by Sasami Jurai reviews
My newest story!!! Setsuna Meioh, a.k.a. SailorPluto, is a professor at Hogwarts!!! She is leading a normal life at Hogwarts and is loved by all the students..and then something sinister happens! Read on to find out what happens!
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 3/14/2001
Daddy... Padfoot?! by S. Thanatos reviews
It isn't enough that Harry's first word has to be Padfoot. He's got to start calling him THAT as well! ~James Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 142 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
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Robert Would Be Proud reviews
Sophie Johnson finally figured out how to keep the peace during chaotic Order meetings. Also, Voldemort finds a new weapon to terrorize his followers with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/9/2014
Glorious Revolution
"The people awake and rise up against the Dark Lord Voldemort. His bloody reign will end as the people declare Glorious Revolution! Once more, the people shall be free as the tyrant falls."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Published: 6/14/2013
In Which Colin Narrates and Ronald Pranks reviews
Just a few random ideas not meant to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Complete
Of Love and Hosts reviews
The boys knew they loved Haruhi...the only question is, who won her heart. Crack drabble.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Haruhi F. - Complete
5 Great Tips To Help You Survive Hogwarts reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione write 5 tips they think every first year should know. Oh boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Voldemort's Hidden Talent reviews
Dark Lords sing in the shower. As Lucius Malfoy discovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Harry vs Voldie reviews
Where did Harry go? What is Voldemort up too? Who did Voldemort fall on top of? Find out! Oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Mess With Gibb's Coffee reviews
Something even vampire's shouldn't do.
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Emmett - Complete
Letters To Santa reviews
The golden trio's letters to santa from when they where kids. Takes place when they were about 7 or 8.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
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