BeaneyWeasley
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Joined 07-28-07, id: 1337530, Profile Updated: 06-11-20
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

NOTICE: Intoxication has been plagiarized and is circulating the internet. If you see this story (or any of my others) on any other websites (other than my Inkitt), it is plagiarized. Please message me if you find it elsewhere and I will report it as plagiarism. Also, DO NOT READ ANYTHING by malfoys gf 1 on harrypotterfanfiction. They have plagiarized this story and deserve public shaming :)


11/4/15: Thanks to everyone who voted for Intoxication in the Inkitt (dot) com Fandom competition! I've placed in the Top 10% and will be receiving a special badge for my profile! You guys are the best :)


6/11/20: A few people have messaged me about this, so I can confirm that I did edit my username slightly! Replaced an "r" with a "y"! I think this is how the Mandela Effect begins?


6/11/20:

Hi, everyone!

Wow, it's been a while! I'm here to update my profile and (hopefully) post a new story soon.

So first, a little info about me...

- I'm now in my 30's. My oh my, time flies.

- I have a day job. I'm a commercial distribution manager for North America for a massive scientific company. Basically, I travel a heck of a lot all over the US and Canada. In fact, I've gotten a couple of free trips to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Orlando via work, so the job has it's perks!

- I also sort of have a side job! I'm a classically trained pianist, so I occasionally accompany anything from musicals to chorus concerts to weddings/events just to keep up with it. I try to practice at least a few hours each week. I actually had to source a crane to move my piano into the house. Watching a piano spinning through the air over my roof was wild to say the least.

- As far as hobbies go, I love to read, write, shop, draw, paint, play piano, refinish furniture, and work on home improvement projects. I can often be found taking my dog through the Starbucks drive through for puppacinos.

- Now for the important stuff: My Harry Potter ships are D/Hr (which is obvious if you look at my favorites), D/H, and Scorrose. Scorrose has been my go-to in the past for my own stories. Speaking of which...

You should check out my story, Intoxication, and its companion piece, Infatuation! Intoxication was my first novel-length fic. Thanks to everyone who has supported it and helped it become what it is today! I'm forever grateful to the many readers for showing me that a fic I thought no one would read could become so big!

I also have another Rose/Scorpius fic (which I personally like better) containing new characters and characterizations. It's rather different from Intoxication, but still has a snarky (albeit, less mean-spirited) Scorpius and a sarcastic Rose. It's called Unequivocal, and you should definitely check it out (especially if you liked my other stories)!

Finally, I'm lucky enough to now call some folks I've met through this site my real life friends. You can find me on various social media outlets if you so choose. My username is (surprise) BeaneyWeasley on pretty much every website I've ever joined!

Enjoy your reading :)

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Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 112,183 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 2,938 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
Marked by olivieblake reviews
Two dead. Three missing. The Order is down a leader and another innocent takes the Mark. Where is the Chosen One, and who killed Draco Malfoy? Dramione, sequel to "Clean," book II in "This World or Any Other" series. HEA. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,011 - Reviews: 3464 - Favs: 3,371 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 4/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
How Soul Mates Are Found by SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot2001 reviews
The story of how Lily Evans and James Potter fell in love, but its not as easy as some people make love to be; there are many problems heading their way: James' arrogance and his skulduggery with The Marauders, Severus' infatuation and friendship, Lily's defiance and pride and the First Wizarding War. Marriage Law included. Rated M for strong language and sex references. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 67 - Words: 178,755 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 11/3/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Severus S. - Complete
Clean by olivieblake reviews
Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,797 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 5,345 - Follows: 2,221 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Love Mug by Helena W.G reviews
Rose has a new life filled with new experiences and bigger responsabilites. But right on the begging of her new and wildest project l; He comes back, making her hesitate about the decissions she made and remebering all those feelings that made her feel so misserable when she was at school. Would this help her to be stronger or will she fall for HIM once again?.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W., Lily Luna P.
Unexpected by Emara88 reviews
What would happen if Draco had feelings for Hermione Granger long before the Golden Trio are captured by snatchers and brought to Malfoy Manor? When he sees her being tortured by Bellatrix, he risks everything to save her life. But things are never that simple. Draco POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,288 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Happy Ending by jetdrawing3 reviews
The happy ending we all wanted for the Longbottom family, in the form of a one-shot taking place the morning after the Battle of Hogwarts. Details are a mix of book and movie world. Please leave reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Neville L., Alice L., Frank L. - Complete
The Escapades of Teddy Lupin by nymphxdora reviews
Teddy Lupin is about to start his first year at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. Little does he know that the next seven years are going to be a roller-coaster of emotions, experiences and events that will challenge everything he has ever known and believed in. [Winner of three 2014 Hallows Awards]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,843 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
The Toast by jo-zabby reviews
If you were to ask Ron what his favorite thing in the entire world was, he'd say Quidditch. He'd say it so fast it'd make your head spin, and, since he'd said it so bloody quickly, you'd know right away he was covering something up. So you'd arch your eyebrows at him and lean forward a bit and his ears would turn crimson. That would be your second clue. (T for mild swearing)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2015 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
Compulsion by PJ XD reviews
A strange phenomenon is sweeping Hogwarts, Rose Weasley suspects some dark magic is involved. With her friends remaining unconvinced, Rose teams up with an unlikely ally to get to the root of the problem -Scorpius Malfoy. Tensions run high with family & friends as the two grow closer. Rose may have to make a decision - the enigmatic Slytherin, or the people she loves most? RW/SM NG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,546 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.]
Rose Wheezely and Healer Scorpius by Frogster reviews
"So, Miss Weasley," he drawls. "What are your symptoms?" She glares but answers anyway. "A sore throat; a throbbing, pounding head; a stuffy nose; and a pain-in-the-arse who won't stop badgering me." Rose is sick and Scorpius Malfoy appoints himself as her personal Healer-or is it Heckler? Lots of banter, a little fluff, a snarky Rose and a smirking Scorpius. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Chaos by DelfineNotPadfoot reviews
An unexpected visitor comes to find Scorpius in his office to let him have a piece of her mind. His life as he knew it suddenly crumbles to pieces. Can he manage to reassemble the pieces? (Of course he can.) [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Your House by DelfineNotPadfoot reviews
"Yeah, the unshakeable Hermione Granger suddenly feeling as lost as an owl without a letter to deliver. Because of you. Because you left me." OS, song-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 4,437 - Follows: 774 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by noiselessheart reviews
Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,277 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Closed by BizzareDragon reviews
The Ministry orders immediate evacuation of Hogwarts under mysterious reasons. Draco and Hermione are trapped in a closet during the clearing. When they get out, they are the only ones left for two months. What happens next? And why was the school closed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,300 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Obsolete by eisblau silbergrau reviews
In their Seventh years at Hogwarts, Draco and Hermione are made Head Boy and Girl. But until the dorm is fixed, Hermione has to stay with Draco in the Slytherin dorms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,255 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Castle by littledollface reviews
Set during HBP, Hermione encounters Draco in the dungeons late at night. And what happens could change everything. Written as a series of drabbles for the dramionedrabble Easter Angst Challenge. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 4244 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Only Draco's Mudblood by elvishwolf7 reviews
New year, new students from overseas. One starts picking on Hermione and Draco becomes protective. Rivaly starts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,805 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by ellamalfoy8 reviews
After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,852 - Reviews: 2523 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Opposites attract! by Mevv reviews
Hermione and Draco are made Head Boy and Girl...but a fight between them leaves them stuck in a room! Will they be able to sort out their differences or not? My first fic so go easy! Thank you all for sticking with me! Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 62,799 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Feelings by honeybelle92 reviews
Hermione Granger begins her seventh year on a high note: cute boyfriend, great friends, Head Girl. But, when she notices some feelings from the Head Boy, who happens to be Draco Malfoy, things begin to change. Please read and review! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,722 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I'm in Hell by SLyTHeRiNz DiVaZ reviews
Draco and Hermione "I'm in Hell...with only one bed in it." They thought *New Chapter 20 up*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,067 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Lilac Dress by Vinyaya reviews
Hermione's feelings when she has to modify her parents memories, and her feelings for Ron when she goes to the Burrow afterwards. Emotional range of a teaspoon... I think not!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,643 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Summertime by RoseDemocracy05 reviews
From Deathly Hallows. In the lazy days of summer, friendship blooms and withers, and memories linger forever. A fic about the lives of Severus Snape and Lily Evans, particulary the many summers they spent together in Spinner's End.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,022 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Brush Up Your Shakespeare by Realmer06 reviews
Utter silliness. RoseScorpius. DH spoilers. Rose convinces Scorpius to read her favorite play of all time. Scorpius is not impressed, and he's going to tell Rose exactly why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3198 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3311 - Favs: 5,218 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2937 - Favs: 6,464 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5101 - Favs: 10,176 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Serpent Fang in the Lion's Den by slytherin-kittycat reviews
COMPLETE! It is Hermione and Draco's 6th year. They are forced to work on an advance potions project together, and soon they discover that something other than the potion is brewing between them. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,513 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3386 - Favs: 5,542 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Brown Eyes, Gray Eyes by dragon eyes3 reviews
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are asigned together for a Care of Magical Creatures project. The problem is, they can't stand each other. Or they think they can't... (FINISHED)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,463 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,803 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Unequivocal reviews
Rose/Scorp: "You just what! You want me to kiss you and sweep you off your feet and tell you I'm in love with you and always have been? Well, I tried that! And guess what, Weasley? You're still engaged and I'm still the idiot that thought I had a chance. So please, if you have any shred of feeling for me, just leave me alone."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,575 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Infatuation reviews
"So, are you in love with my sister?" I picture Rose Weasley's red hair and scathing glare, the fire behind her eyes when I kissed her without even considering the consequences. I guess all the hate from the past 6 1/2 years really has changed into something else. Something more. I take a deep breath, finally realizing the truth. "I suppose so." Companion piece to Intoxication.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,552 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Intoxication reviews
Rose/Scorp: I barely have room left in my mind to remember to breathe. I can't sleep at night because you are always there in my head, just as annoying as in real life. And when I finally do get to sleep, I dream of nothing but you. Trust me when I say I hate you, but somewhere along the line, something changed, something is different. God, Rose Weasley, I want every inch of you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,748 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Stacks reviews
"I'm pretty sure I've made it pretty clear that I don't hate you, Rose. Or are the past few months not evidence enough?" / Rose Weasley is against having anything to do with Scorpius Malfoy, but he is determined to change her mind. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
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