Topaz Talyn
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Joined 12-01-01, id: 133780
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Azumanga Daioh, and Metal Gear.

Vital Stats

Sex: Male

Age: 19

Location: Wisconsin

Anybody feel a sense of impending doom?

Current Stories

Kiba's Trouble

Status: Currently my main story, updates will be more frequent now.

View Azuniverse: Teachers

Status: Will updated when and if I get around to it.

Red Marks

Status: Updating whenever I feel inspired. Probably frequently

The Not So Super Team

Status: Will be updated sporadically. New chapters will be added as I get ideas. If you have a mission feel free to send it to me.


Upcoming Stories

A Win-Lose Situation

Sequel to Win-Win. Naruto tries to set up Ino and Shikamaru with help from other people


Finished Stories

One-Two Punch

The Truth about Orochimaru

Quantum Osaka

A Win-Win Situation (The one that started it all. Finally finished)

They're Doing WHAT?

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Azumanga Daioh: Yukari and Nyamo by LadyRushia reviews
I'm bringing this story back to life. Ever wondered what Yukari and Nyamo's high school experience was like? Now is your chance to find out. Rated T to be on the safe side.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Yukari T., Minamo K./Nyamo
Metal Gear Solid 3 : Cake Eater by Marvellous G reviews
FINALLY FINISHED! August 24th, 1964 : A lone soldier swoops in out of the blue. His codename is Naked Cake. Oh dear... Rated T just to be safe, and anonymous reviews can now be submitted.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 45,604 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 4,293 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Tactical Idiocy Action: Metal Gear Solid by DarkGidora reviews
Finally Complete. The epic tale of Solid Snake's struggle against FoxHound, devoid of any epicness.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,231 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 10/30/2004 - S. Snake, Liquid S. - Complete
The Not So Grand Summoner by KatSumeragi1313 reviews
Demyx survives Sora's fatal blow,and after a long chat with a certain swordsman in the Underworld,he begins to gain interest in this thing that he calls summoning...Chapter 10 up, with the arrival and shocks of Spira!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,936 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Demyx, Auron
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Show And Tell by kakashidiot reviews
It's show and tell. Shino is up. And he's creepy. Can the class stick it? CRACKTASTIC! RandR! Some shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 8/22/2005
Konoha High by justplainrii reviews
AU : Naruto is a recent transfer to Konoha High School, and he absolutely hates it. However, when he meets such people as Sasuke, a whiny emo, to Haku, a surprising foreign exchange student, will his mind be changed? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,729 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006
Ranma Saotome: Attorney at Law by Black Dragon6 reviews
You've got to read it to believe it... Ranma works as a lawyer! Mega-crossover elements, but mostly non-stop comedy.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,371 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 8/19/2002
Or The Piggy Gets It! by GrimmZ reviews
Shizune must comply with the demands of Tobi and Deidara after they kidnap TonTon . . . too bad their demands are all really stupid!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Deidara, Shizune
Hinata's Preschool by TheDarkHyuuga reviews
On Hinata's first day at preschool, she meets a lot of new friends, makes a couple of enemies, and goes through her toddler life. First fic! Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,708 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Commentary by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Some people have something to say about the events of Civil War. Crossover.
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Complete
Yosh! The Power of the Hyuuga Youth! by Lady Jaye1 reviews
A shocked Neji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Neji H., Lee R.
Batman's Request by Skoellya Seyth reviews
Batman and his family surprise the JLA by making an unusal request, for them anyway. A short oneshot gag, my first completed fanfic I would appreciate reviews.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
The Greatest Story Never Told by IrvingZissman reviews
COMPLETED Angry that the fan fiction community doesn't take him seriously, Control Freak sets out to destroy the Titans to prove his worth as a super villain and to win Starfire's love. BBRae RobStar CFAnime
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,630 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Sea, Sand, and Shinobi by chibi-kyuubi reviews
It all begins when Jiraya asks Naruto to join him and Tsunade for a trip to the beach. Something happens, and then suddenly everyone is on the trip as well. There are too many pairings to mention so just read it to find out. Chapter 14 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,016 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Leave it to Sorrow by Gai reviews
A look into the lives of the Sorrow, Boss, and Ocelot family in the style of a 1950 sitcom.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 9/16/2005 - T. Boss, Ocelot
But She Didn't Kill Him by Link and Luigi reviews
Tenten confesses her love to Neji, but doesn't get quite the reaction she had expected.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Cross Dressing Caper by DB Sommer reviews
Tomo decides to prove a point, much to everyone else's chagrin
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Complete
Just eat it by The Holy Beergut reviews
So, how does it taste?
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,908 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004
Enter Into My Mind by Lennee reviews
The Yamanaka family has created a seemingly useless jutsu that allows the user to enter, but not control, someone else’s mind. Ino decides to “investigate” the way 11 lucky people think. Pairings: ShikaIno, NejiTen and KibaHina. COMPLETED! Preview of...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,324 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
JLA Rookies: My Rat Race by argonis reviews
Justice League told in Scrubs fashion (not a crossover). You'll have to watch the show to understand :)
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2003
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Kiba's Trouble reviews
In order to save himself, Naruto tells the Akatsuki that there is dog demon sealed inside Kiba. Now the Akatsuki is after Kiba and he has to find a way to avoid them while planning his revenge on Naruto [Hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Kiba I., Itachi U.
They're Doing WHAT? reviews
Sigint and Paramedic reunite to reminisce and learn some news about their old comrade
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
The Not So Super Team reviews
In the ninja world there are good missions and lousy missions. This is the story of the second kind. Follow Genma, Ebisu, Hana, Iwashi and Baki as they complete their lousy mission. They are The Not So Super Team! [Hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Genma S., Hana I.
A WinWin Situation reviews
A Parody of Gaara romance stories. Temari tries to get Gaara to go out with various girls so that she will be free to find herself a boyfriend. Gaara however is not too fond of this plan. Will he find love? Or will Naruto screw everything up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,043 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Red Marks reviews
The red marks on Jiraiya's face give Kiba the wrong idea. Now Kiba is convinced that Jiraiya is his long lost grandpa!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Kiba I., Jiraiya
Quantum Osaka reviews
Osaka is having a problem with... Quantum mechanics? One Shot
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
View Azuniverse: Teachers reviews
Just because they teach you doesn't mean they like you! Mash up between Azumanga Daioh and Kevin Smith's Clerks.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006
One Two Punch reviews
The worst day in Neji's life is not what you might think. ONESHOT Winner of Link and Luigi's contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Truth about Orochimaru reviews
Sasuke tells you what Orochimaru is really like. Oneshot written for Link and Luigi's contest
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
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