The Mournful Archer
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Joined 07-28-07, id: 1337896, Profile Updated: 06-04-09
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Greetings from Outer Space!

I am Amelia, and I am a vegetarian, an Atheist, and a not-so-proud Australian. And I do in fact like the Twilight Series. I was part of the ORIGINAL fandom. HOWEVER. People who insist on talking about it for HOURS will be ignored.


My friends on this site are, well, really just overworkedandunderpaid... Yah. No one likes me.

Favourite books: Redemption of Althalus (David and Leigh Eddings) (go the sheep!), The Belgariad (Also David Eddings), The Mallorean (Yet again- David Eddings! Seeing a pattern here?), The Sight and Firebringer (Both by David Clement-Davis), Pagan's Crusade (Catherine Jinks), Ranger's Apprentice (John Flanagan- He RUINED it with Erak's Ransom. So many contradictions...), The Circle Trilogy (Nora Roberts), and Deltora Quest (Emily Roddha. Yes, yes, I KNOW it's for little kids... But who cares? It's a good series.).

Favourite movies: Ooh, I don't know! PotC 1, Lord of the Rings, Hancock, Get Smart, Keeping Mum, Hot Fuzz, and Serenity. Ooh! ooh! I watched Black Sheep recently, too, and that was REALLY weird. I love it.

Favourite TV shows: Supernatural, X-Files, Outer Limits, Twilight Zone, Due South, Firefly, NCIS, Doctor Who, and Ghost Whisperer.

Favourite bands: Ooh! Heaven! This is where you really get to know me. Okay. Disturbed, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Queensryche, Queen, Meatloaf, AFI, AC/DC, Sum 41, REO Speedwagon, Fallout Boy, Linkin Park, Panic! At the Disco (before they went all soppy and stupid), Paramore and Weird Al Yankovic.

Favourite animals: Well, I love all animals except spiders and dolphins, but: Wolves, Snakes, eagles, cats, tigers, Lions, Ferrets, rats, scorpions, huskies and malamutes specifically.

Least favourite movies that I have to put in just to annoy Overworked: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Prince Caspian, Eragon, and Flash Gordon.

Finally, I would like to say that the ending of Harry Potter has severely disappointed me.

~The Mournful Archer~

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this to your profile.

If you secretly wish that Tom will finally catch and eat Jerry for good, paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would laughing your ass off. (I don't remember ever being inside Abercrombie and Fitch!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. (And damn proud of it!)

If you hate High School Musical with a burning fiery passion and wish to kill everybody who stars in it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever confused your entire class in a matter of seconds, copy this onto your profile.

If random people scare you, DON'T copy and paste this in your profile. If you ARE a random person but you still scare yourself sometimes, then you CAN copy and paste this in your profile. If this doesn't make any sense to you, copy and paste this in your profile and see an eye doctor.

IF you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

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You Know You Are Obssesed With SPN When by Neko-Ochz reviews
Because you know you have a problem...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Day at the Fair by JennK528 reviews
It's that time of year again. Food-on-a-stick. Midway rides. Farm animals. Join the boys on their day off.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Dear Edward by Little Orange Frog reviews
Dearest brother Edward, you will not throw this away. You will not get Bella to burn it for you. You will read it carefully. is the sequel to Dear Rosalie and Dear Alice. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Edward - Complete
Car Crash reviews
As you reach an intersection, a car roars around the corner, the headlights blinding and confusing you. There is the sudden screech of tearing metal, a loud crash, and all fades away into blackness.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2008 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete