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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello! I am a 18 year old chick using fanfiction and Wizard Rock to deal with the stresses of life. I like to laugh, and I try to make my stories funny without making them all about humor. I love Snape ( I bawled when he died, but I also went I KNEW IT!! HE LOVED LILY AND WAS GOOD!! HA! Mind you, he's not dead. Not at all.). Seriously, one night in June before DH my friend and I spent about 5 hours theorizing, and what we came up with almost perfectly matched the story, except my friend decided that Snape was going to kill Harry, kill Voldemort, and then become Lord Snape and rule the world. She actually just wrote a fanfic about it. Not sure where it is, but I'll find it.

But AU is a wonderful thing. Muahaha. Sorry, Jo.

Things that really irritate me in fanfiction:

Bad grammar and spelling. It's called spellcheck. Use it. If you are incapable of doing so, acquire a beta reader. Mind you, everyone should have a beta reader whether or not you are good at writing mechanics - they catch stuff spellcheck won't, like typing "form" when you mean "from." At the very least, read over your stuff before posting it. There are lots of decent-sounding stories that I simply cannot read because of all the mistakes.

Learn what words mean before you use them in your story. Misusing a "big" word will not make you sound smarter.

All you HG/SS writers: ENOUGH with the bloody time-turner bullshit; you know, about how using it added time to her life so now she's old enough to have sex with Snape. I have several arguments against that particular plot device.

1. The age of consent in England is 16. The age of adulthood in the wizarding world is 17. Explain to me why she needs to be 18.

2. Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1979. She turns 18 at the beginning of her seventh year. I can't tell you how annoying it is when the story is set in her seventh year and she's explaining to Snape how the time-turner aged her enough to be 18 when she already is (unless it's the first two and a half weeks of school).

3. Math time. So, assuming that she used the time-turner about thrice a day every school day of her third year, which means three extra hours a day; five times three comes to about 15 extra hours a week. Hogwarts has approximately 40 weeks in its school year. 15 x 40 = 600. Oh, and I'll even add the three hours that she did with Harry. 603 extra hours in her third year. 603 hours/ 24 hours in a day =25.1 extra days. Not even a month, and certainly not the whole year that some people tack on.

Sorry. That just bugs me.

Also - seventh year for the Trio takes place in 1997 - 1998. iPods have not been invented yet. Please refrain from giving them to characters.

Hermione's hair does not magically become wavy and perfect as she gets older. It remains bushy, unless you describe her taking a lot of time every morning to make it nice.

General thing - if a woman has large breasts, it is very likely that she will have large hips, thighs, and ass. For added realism, add a bit of a tummy.

Dumbledore is not senile. Nor is he a matchmaker who exists to get Hermione and Severus together. That's a little creepy, to be honest. He also does not rain lemon drops from his fingers. I think he offers someone a lemon drop twice in the books, but this seems to translate to "I must offer lemon drops to everyone I see!" in fanon.

Rule of life: Snape/Hermione is the hottest ship in fanfic. If Lucius wants to play too, this adds to the hotness, but they are still the hottest ship around!

Snape is perfectly aware that people wear green and use it in interior decorating. I cannot stand it when every time Snape sees a hint of green, he seems to think that it's some kind of accolade to Slytherin. For goodness' sake, McGonagall wears emerald robes to meet the first years in SS. This goes double for Hermione wearing green lingerie to impress Snape.

Just because Hermione does something mean/cunning/underhanded does not mean that Snape has to say, "Oh, what a little Sytherin you're becoming" or somethign similar. She is an intelligent girl who knows how to get her way. This does not make her Slytherin.

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A New Beginning by Ms-Figg reviews
HGSS WARNING: DH SPOILER. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BOOK SEVEN. A very interesting turn of events concerning a certain Potions Master. Rating will change if story is continued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 200,778 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 4121 - Favs: 5,899 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Property of the HalfBlood Prince by thesewarmstars reviews
During his sixth year, Harry becomes very attached to the previous owner of his Potions text, but what will happen when he finds out who it really is? SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,920 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Hush, Potter by Kyla Mizuki reviews
Severus is out making his rounds one night after curfew, looking for wandering students. Instead, he finds something is amiss. Harry needs saving, and Severus is the only one around to save him from his attacker. SSHP Rated for rape and language at times.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,354 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sleepless Nights by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
A coming-of-age tale, in which the brightest witch of her age learns about sex & love from excellent teachers. A Gryffindor for a reason: Hermione is nothing if not daring... SBRLHG/FWGWHG/HGLL/hints of HGSS. Slash, het, & femmeslash, sometimes graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 5573 - Favs: 4,074 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Snidgets by MrsTater reviews
Third year Auror cadet Tonks is assigned a special case which takes her back to school and into the DADA office. The new professor has a few mysteries of his own, which require more time to solve and a few tactics not covered in Auror training.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,423 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Things He Does by FicklePen reviews
Through the first inklings of her distaste and suspicion, she found small ways to manipulate Him. HGSS. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shall I Forget by polywolly reviews
Snape writes a letter to the woman he wants intending for her to find it. Evil One shot. Soft M with a hint of plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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Paradise Forsaken reviews
AU from HPB, at which point Severus' loyalties are to himself. Hermione figures in his schemes, but his temptations may turn against him. SS and HG, general, adventure, drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Underpinnings reviews
A cup of tea, a bunch of hairpins, and two friends after what was supposed to be a wedding. Written for Cathedralcarver in the 2010 SSHG Exchange
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Stained reviews
SS/RL. Prompt: cherries. An ambush in the gardens...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Up Against the Wall reviews
Minerva comforts Severus the day after Lily's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual reviews
He went into the bookshop looking for books, but found a head of bushy brown hair selling them. She opened the bookshop looking for happiness after heartbreak, but finds that business in Diagon Alley can get nasty. SSHG, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,379 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Not? reviews
Severus gets some comforting from a colleague late at night, but he doesn't quite understand why. Snape/Kingsley slash. If two men having intimate relations is not your thing, please don't read and then complain. You have been warned or enticed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Severus S., Kingsley S. - Complete
Will I Lose
Songfic based on the song "Will I" from the musical Rent. As Severus lies dying, what passes through his mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Making a Point reviews
Response to the Slave for a Week challenge on grangersnape 100. Fairly self-explanatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I found it in Diagon Alley reviews
100 word drabble for the grangersnape100 "child" challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Advice to a New Husband reviews
But I consoled myself through the tacky, overdone reception and the saccharine cake with one thought, one question for you, Mr. Weasley: Do you know what she likes? I know what she likes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Potions and Pomegranates reviews
With Voldemort dead, Severus finds himself back at Hogwarts, chasing away dreams filled with green eyes and red hair. But Lily was not the only interesting woman with green eyes, as he finds out when he encounters Sasha Cupris, one of his new students. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,818 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete