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Joined 07-29-07, id: 1338211, Profile Updated: 04-23-16
Author has written 6 stories for Storm Hawks, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

My personal quote-"Don't take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyway"

I made this account when I was 10 fucking years old and I'm not deleting my old stories because I want to be able to look back on them. I had delete over 4000 words of copy and pastes and ideas that just screamed 13 year old scene kid. It was hilarious. Will likely only review or post porn.

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Brotherly Love by German Mickey reviews
Piper's brother comes to visit, Piper has to make a life-long decision, and Arrow must confess his feelings before it's too late. Chapter 28: Poison!
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,838 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Piper
The Outsider by Gaijin-Sensei reviews
The Storm Hawks characters meet someone new. Just who is this girl and where did she come from? And how does she know so much about the Storm Hawks? Here's a hint, She's the very author of the story! Rating might change. Rewrite
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/11/2008
The Wanderers by words without reviews
Nothing is what Roy thought it would be: he's obsessed with Hawkeye, Ed's missing, and a Nazi general from the other side of the gate has discovered an alchemy-like magic. Then Jewish-looking Roy stumbles into the general's eager hands... -takes place after first anime, ignores movie. Full summary inside.-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,516 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Roy M., Riza H., Edward E., Hohenheim
Soldier Man and Badgermole Girl by The Sweetest Venom reviews
When a Fire Nation troop comes across the Bei Fong residence on their way to Ba Sing Se, Toph is orphaned. However, a certain soldier offers her the chance to travel with him if she'll agree to let him train her for war. Poppa Lu Ten and kiddo Toph!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,884 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Lu Ten, Toph
The Mad Prince by DreamSprite reviews
Every story has a beginning just as every lotus blossom has a seed from which it grows.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Bumi - Complete
HardBoiled by jooce reviews
When the mysterious Lee comes into her office with a case she can't refuse, world-weary detective Mai is sent into the seedy heart of Ba Sing Se, a world of deception and crime, in order to find the elusive Avatar. 1920s AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Mai, Zuko
The Talk by Smoochynose reviews
Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Nothing Left to Burn by xaSomethingWish reviews
"When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire." The life and times of Fire Lord Ozai
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Ozai, Ursa
Songs of Atmos by Tawnyfur reviews
The lyrics of your favourite Atmosian musical parodies.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Complications of Sleeping by Everystep reviews
An ever growing collection of miscellaneous Royai drabbles. I don't own FMA.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
George Weasley is a Bloody Seer by anarkali-anjali reviews
One summer evening before Teddy begins Hogwarts, George Weasley predicts the spouses of the next generation kids. Pairs include BW/FD,PW/AW,GW/AJ, RW/HG,HP/GW,TL/VW,DW/OC,LucyW/OC,MWII/OC,LW/OC,FWII/OC,RoxanneW/OC,RW/SM,HW/OC,JSP/OC,ASP/OC,LLP/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - George W. - Complete
Just Harry by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
The FF world is stuffed full of fantasy Harrys. What will fourteen of them do now though when they've been sent to the 'cannon world' to learn from the REAL Harry? Will Gay!Harry go straight? Will Dark!Harry go good? Will Super!Harry ever lose a duel?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Real Reason For The Marriage Law by SevyLu reviews
Many years into the future, Minister Shacklebolt explains why a new law is necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Kingsley S., Arthur W. - Complete
The Epic EraMix of Randomness! by Half-Blood Metamorphmagus reviews
Ever thought how a mix of Eras would look like? Read this and find out, from the Founders to NextGen, all of these Eras are thrown into ONE Era alone. Contains language and ghost-rape, Severus is Colin's father figure and Luna & Rolf run from bull. Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009
Azula Kills Twilight by agunmadeofgold reviews
Zuko gets Azula to finally use her firebending for good! D
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Zuko - Complete
The Red Button by Guro of Flowers reviews
If you're looking to laugh at Ron Weasley's dense-ness...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Ron W. - Complete
Central High by Noel Rosarys Lake reviews
Toss some teenagers into a military-based school, and some crazy things are going to happen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward E., Winry R.
Blast from the Past by Golden Ice reviews
Cats of the Dark Forest have messed with the timeline, causing Squirrelflight, Leafpool, Stormfur, Feathertail, Spiderleg, and Birchfall to have never been born. They must now go back in time to save their lives. FirexSand, GrayxSilver, FernxDust, & more!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,297 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2007
Ask me later by YellowKnight reviews
Mikan asked Natsume a question. He said "Ask me later". Then, Mikan asked again the same question, Natsume answered the same. What is the question? Will Natsume answer her question? Read to find out. One-shot
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Watermelon by MrsRuebeusHagridDursley reviews
All Roy wanted was a watermelon...too bad no one seems to have any in stock!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
A Night To Remember by crimsonnette reviews
AxP After a long week filled with battles and hardship, the team takes a little break with a movie night. Who knew it was Finns plan to get Aerrow and Piper together....Lots of fluff, sure to be fun!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
Saints and Angels by If Dreams Were Wishes reviews
This is my first Storm Hawks fanfic, and a songfic. It's P/A. Rated for violence and character death.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Aerrow, Piper - Complete
How Cyclonis Stole Christmas by T. F. Crosby reviews
The title says it all. Some people are more whackedout than others.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Psychoticia by defectivebrainstorm reviews
So, how did Stork get to be so paranoid and pessimistic? Is it just the way of the Merbs? Or is it something a little more disturbing? A series of dark and twisted drabbles that unfold the story of Stork's life.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,194 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007
Vengfull Warrior by Chii-Chan-18 reviews
Kagome is betrayed by InuYasha, and filled with her own hate. When she takes up the offer to be trained, a warrior to get her revenge. But she didnt know she would be trained by the Band Of Seven! And that Bankotsu would soon have her heart. Lemons Later.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,027 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Kagome H., Bankotsu
New Beginnings by Cross of Fate reviews
My first fanfic! No flames please! The sequel to The Honeymoon's Over by Antithesis. Ash and Misty move to Viridian City, to raise their new family, and for Ash to start as a Gym Leader. However, something happens, and Ash and Misty are in danger!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,887 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Creaming the Cyclonians by Darkon Shadows reviews
What happens when the cyclonians attack in force a simple floating island with only three people living on it? Why they get hit with a overly large Twinkie shooting cannon of course!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
When Everybody's Gone by littledemonpixie reviews
RoyXRiza, What happens when two coworkers are left alone in the office at night...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005
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The Tale of the Star and the Bear reviews
"How much someone can think is completely irrelevant to how much someone will think" "Like us?" "Just like us" "Thanks Kya"
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Ursa, Kya
Under The Gun reviews
Kill me now" "Ron” repeated the voice more sternly. Ron slowly sat up, and stood in front of the bed. “Shut the door then kill me, is that good for you! It’s good for me!” shouted Ron. Inspired by "Under The Gun" by The Killers.RatedTforSuicidalThoughts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Ron W. - Complete
A Momentous Year reviews
It's Molly Prewitt's 6th year. Hormones, Homicidal Death Eaters, Crushes, Being Crushed, The Dark Arts, Arranged Marriages, Lunatics, Giant Squid, and Crazy Thestrals. What else is in store for this unfortunate student? Love Perhaps? Most defiantly Chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Molly W.
Terra Willow reviews
Piper's childhood wasen't goood. She was always being beaten up by her brothers. Rated T for Mild language and possible violince in the future. AxP in later chappies!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Piper
Camera reviews
Kagome shows her friends her new digital camera. One word Utter-Chaos, or is that two? Hyphens confuse me.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Kagome H. - Complete
Kiss reviews
Songfic.AxP. Rated T for violence song is Kiss by KoRn
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
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