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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

"Edward Cullen's good at everything...Think about that for one hot second."

Where the f did spider monkey come from?!


Well... there's really not much to say about me

I have brown hair, blue eyes, and pale skin.

I LOVE the book Twilight.

Ive been reading fanfiction for a couple of years now, and just decided to sign up.

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, put this in your bio.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is sitting in the cell beside you saying, "Damn, that was fun!!"

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.


Weird is good, strange is good, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this on your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy copy this into your profile.

If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencile and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. people call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, and like being hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the little lucky charms dude should just stop running and hand over the Lucky Charms put this in your profile!!

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt like just runnig somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you think All the Cullen guys are HOT put this in ur pro!!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

Put these in your pro if u've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOU STEP SIGN pulled when the door says push ever walked into a wall b4 and/or fell off a chair backwards AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen's Including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires ADD is Automatic Death Disorder ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder I have all of them! put them in your pro if you do! and you know you do! stop lying to yourself!

You know you live in 2008 when... 1. you go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting ata the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did pplz.

Be crazy

Be stupid

Be wild

Be silly

Because life's to short to be cool

Be wild, and have excitment in your life because life isn't long enough

Dance like no ones watching

Sing like on ones listening

Sometimes you gotta smile and walk away... hold your tears in and pretend your okay.

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A Missed Year by silver drip reviews
AU: How can one year change the world of Twilight? Bella moves to Forks in her Senior year instead of Junior year. How will this change her personality and what happens when she meets another Cullen before Edward? EdwardxBella and BellaxCarlisle Lemons. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,939 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Carlisle, Bella, Edward - Complete
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4747 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Circus of the Damned by Circus Riddle reviews
They told me it would hurt for three days. They told me I would be insatiable with bloodlust. But what they didnt say, that was the kicker, the mystery and erotic intrigue. That's not to say that I didn't find out...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Phoenix by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella is forced to leave behind Forks and Jacob when Renee needs her. But she finds herself neighbors with the Cullen's and the Hale's. What happens when Bella finds the only person she can open up to in her beautiful neighbor? All human. T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,309 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Hereafter by newfoundlove reviews
FKA August Thirteenth. EPOV. B&E's wedding night, what is their newlywed life like? What challenges will they face as they begin their forever together? Will Edward finally see Bella as his equal... what will it take?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,025 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Toward the Moon by 3Es Queen reviews
When Bella's relationship with Edward ends, she finds herself returning to the last place that felt like home. There, she finds that not all relationships end just because someone changes. BELLA x JACOB. Enjoy and review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,668 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Iris by Lilith Filth reviews
Flicker. Flutter. Fade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
I'm Still Sober by TimelessTwilight reviews
Edward changed Bella some time ago right after their marriage, and has kept his distance ever since. Feeling an overwhelming sense of rejection, Bella just wants to be loved again. What will it take for this to happen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
How To Learn To Love by Sura Kiyina reviews
The sequel to How To Teach Love, Edward's done something Bella can't forgive and it's been a long time since they've talked. When fate pushes them together will Bella's pride withstand Edward's charm? Rated M for lemons and other things
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
How To Teach Love by Sura Kiyina reviews
Bella is abused and Edward is her teacher. What happens when he gives her a private lesson? Lemons, not just sex but a storyline too. All humans, a few typos, very sorry about those xD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,665 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Chaos Entwined by Lilith Filth reviews
Fools Suffer Alone
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,324 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
Hungers by A. Zinc-Senkahai reviews
Edward needs more than just Bella's blood. He needs her in general. How will he unleash this whole new complication of their alreadytoocomplicated relationship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006
Illuminati by Lilith Filth reviews
Wild Hearts in Love Always Stop Beating
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,813 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Nocturnal Pulse by Lilith Filth reviews
More forbidden than the forbidden
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,930 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
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Numbing The Pain reviews
[Part II of Temping Fate] Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help! You know I need someone. Help!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/4/2007
Bitten reviews
The Forbidden Fruit Gets Picked Again BellaXCarlisle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,533 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007
The Betrayal reviews
When being together gets too hard, what do you turn to? Desire is Poison. Post Eclipse. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 12/15/2007
No Blood, No Foul reviews
Meet my family. We're blood thirsty creatures who hunt and kill your species every day. But, you want to know the really horrifying part? We're not the worst thing out there. Not by far.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007
Tempting Fate reviews
Hate is a strong word, but I really, really, really don't like you.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,041 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete