Exdeamon
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Joined 07-31-07, id: 1338631, Profile Updated: 08-04-09
Author has written 5 stories for RuneScape, Dungeons and Dragons, Legend of Zelda, and Overlord.

Hmm... What to say...

Well... As much personal information as I'm gonna give: I'm British, Atheist (NOT agnostic), and I consider myself pretty open minded. I have often been told I'm rather intelligent... although why they think that...

I have been around this site for a while now, I may have reviewed you under the name "Bentau". Yeah, I've finally plucked up the courage to make an account and post some of my works.

I'm also rather lazy... Don't hold high hopes.

However, I am not the only creative one in my "social group". One of my friends has requested I post a few of his stories and send him the feedback.

I will, to the best of my ability, reply to all my reviews via PMs. often with thanks or something witty, maybe a question, or maybe a large verbal abuse if I see unjust prejudice or unbased flames. But justified, thought out and helpful reviews bring me great joy and a good confidence boost. I endeavour to return favours granted to me.

Enjoy.

If the corner of my brain that handles these ideas rallies with the other corner of my brain that handles my hands, then I doubt there'll be much stopping me from it. But the connections are loose at best, and broken confidence does terrible things to my head. This may sound greedy, but IF I do put anything up, please review it. Give criticism where needed, encouragement where no criticism can be found, and hatemail/flames if 'tis truly terrible. Hells above, the simple three word "you r ghey" and "BRILL!!"!!"!!12111!!UPDAET SOONZ!!"!!"!"!!£!" work well enough.

Now, these ideas. They consist of a Warhammer 40k ficlette idea given to me by Slaashyish. It revolves around a Dark Eldar heamonculi(torture master) and an Imperial Inquisitor, meeting under as yet unforeseen circumstances, and general humour. Yay!

Wow... that's a lot of text I just deleted... Again... (x2)

Dear Lords I hate editing this thing. You have to delete about half a page of stuff and then say almost the same thing but in a different context.

I am now at a higher stage of my education, yet not my highest. With the British A-levels I'm doing comes two things: A lot more work, and a lot less homework. As such, I have unparalleled amounts of time for this site. I have little confidence, however.

Now with the summer holidays sprawled in front of me, I find myself almost bored stiff. I find myself running out of stories to read and gaining ideas to write.

I've also found my interests and fandoms branched out.

For instance, I've been introduced to a few animes, and found a few others. I may make a story on one of them. I may not.

Further, I realise it's been... what, two years?- since I last updated Crossing Wills. It's also been about that long since I've played Overlord or any LoZ game. And what with Overlord 2 out... Bah, I can jsut ignore that.

But still, my knowledge on the games has been reduced to a fine paste, crushed under the weight of two years intense gaming. I still want to pick it up, but I fear I'll not have enough knowledge on the worlds in question.

My brain also continues to think up the oddest crossovers and OCs. My fascination with science leads me to many cyborg type things, or artificial humans, and I often wonder how they'd work in more spiritual settings.

Anyway, Crossing Wills has earned me quite a few favourites on it's own, the latest of which reminding me jsut how much I enjoyed writing it. I hope to have something up soon enough, maybe in the next month.

Anyway.

Sorry for wastin' your time.

In blood,

Exdeamon.

P.S.

In memory of a great composer: Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern schplenden schlitter crass cren bon fried digger dingle dangle dongle dungle burstein von- nacker thrasher apple banger horowitz ticolensic grander knotty spelltinkle grandlich grumblemeyer spelter wasser kurstlich himble eisenbahnwagen guten abend bitte ein nürnburger bratwürstel gespurten mitz weimache luber hundsfut gumeraber schönendanker kalbsfleisch mittleraucher von Hautkopft of Ulm

(I'm sorry if that offended any Germans, I don't actually know what it means.)

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When a Veela Cries by E.C. Scrubb reviews
A tale of rage and revenge, of loss beyond what any person should have to bear . . . and a tale of love, Harry's only hope out of the darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 271,156 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30043 - Favs: 16,309 - Follows: 14,431 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Silent Kingdom by Freedan the Eternal reviews
One year after the death of Ganondorf, Link finds everything he cares for torn from him once again. In the company of Midna and Princess Zelda, he must travel to a faraway land to find an ancient magic power to save not only Hyrule, but the world...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 138 - Words: 961,774 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Midna
On The Wings Of An Eagle by FernandelDeLaFrance reviews
Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 146,247 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Ezio A.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
You Got HaruhiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon
Mass Ethics by AugustinianFrog reviews
A rather clueless Shepard and his crew are suddenly facing several minor problems that are doing a number on their sanity. Several dilemmas for future chapters are now being explored. Suggestions welcomed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
The Left Hand of the Death God by Farmer Kyle reviews
Gandalfr; The Left Hand of God; This was the familiar protecter of the Founder Brimir. A master of weapons that would take on armies to protect its master. Who better for such a role then someone whose very name means 'one who protects?
Crossover - Bleach & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,773 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ichigo K., Louise
Get What You Wanted by MistressWinowyll reviews
Moka and Tsukune have been together for years now, but have come to an impasse. What lengths will she go to get what she wants? How far will he let it go to deny her? M for strong and intense scenes.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 230,635 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Moka A., Tsukune A. - Complete
Unusual Alliances by steinerdavion2183 reviews
An Ultramarines Commander reacts to save a defenseless Eldar world from Dark Eldar raiders. Little does he know that this sparks of a chain reaction that makes some very unusual alliances that is unheard of. Chapter 12 up!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,464 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 11/20/2006
Aono the InFamous by Aldebun reviews
Well, Tsukune is caught in an explosion which drastically changes his life forever. His school being destroyed he gets transferred to Youkai Academy. Note: Does not follow the Story of Infamous at all, just some references. Main pairing is TsuxHarem, lo
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,884 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Tsukune A.
Sword and Magic by bluminous8 reviews
After a devastating battle in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter finds himself transported in a strange world in the company of Jedi Knight Aayla Secura. Is this the will of the Force that their two fates intertwine?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,101 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Aayla S., Harry P.
Grimdark Battlefield Rhapsody by EarthScorpion reviews
A sight into the insanity that results from Haruhi getting a look at a certain series which is both grim and dark. And in the far future. It would take some kind of "Hero of the Imperium" to be able to counter Kyon's snark. Admittedly with his own.
Crossover - Warhammer & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,107 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009
Smile by Brynn Dharielle reviews
One-shot, post-KotOR2, LSM Exile x Atris. It is possible to forget even such a simple thing. And it is also possible to remember in such a simple way.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Atris - Complete
Cracktastic by Fierce Socks reviews
To plot or not to plot, that is the question! Kubo-sama has made his choice. We've made ours in the meantime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Savin' stuff, da orky way! by Tau22 reviews
A tale of a warboss, a flashgit and a whole lot of other boys, who help save a planet. And they are all weird. *Over !2666! hits and over !1100! visitors. Thanks to all of you!*
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,322 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
The Mirror's Creed by Fulcon reviews
Altair is summoned from Masyaff for one purpose: To Shatter the Mirror. Crossover with Assassin's Creed. Rich with political theology as whe look at Mirror's Edge's political and Economic climate...and Altair's role in screwing the whole thing up.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Mirror's Edge - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/19/2008
Scars by Spoons1899 reviews
A series of vignettes, from Leon's point of view. He muses on his various relationships with Ada, Claire, and Ashley. They pretty much can be read separately, or as a story. Takes place during RE4.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,779 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 1/2/2006
Fruits of Love by hawker-748 reviews
While flying over Mahora early one morning, Setsuna Sakurazaki thinks about her teacher and her feelings for him. Negi/Setsuna
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Simplicity by TheSagaciousKnotch reviews
People make life complicated, but the key to life is simplicity. Even the most complicated enigma can be stripped to a single truth. Thusly, simplicity is power. [pairings BBRae]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,640 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven
Freeman Pontifex by Rorre reviews
Gordon Freeman has been proclaimed "The One Free Man" of the 23rd Century. Gordon never knew there was more to his name than legend, a secret gaurded for ages, and that it could tilt the scales of Mother Earth's very survival...
Half-Life - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008
Spectre by Kinda-Mayvelle reviews
TP Once upon a time, a Hero arose during Hyrule's darkest hours. Taking up the legendary blade, he made to seal away the shadow consuming the dying land. But Time itself, undone by his deeds is against him, and only the foolhardy favor the brave.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Link
In The Grim Dark Future Is There Only War? by Slaashyish reviews
A group of oneshots showing situations which, though they probably wouldn't happen, I think are entirely possible, and prove GW wrong. In a way.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2007
My Life, My Love by GigaDager reviews
WLGVFic This is the beginning of Wally's Pokemon adventure. However, imagine if his adventure isn't quite as planned? What is the Pokemon journey is deconstructed? Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007
Moments by Die Schildkroten reviews
A series of moments after the end of Twilight Princess, beginning with a heavily revised version of the canon ending. Link x Midna.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,440 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Link - Complete
Saving Siegfried by Badrang3 reviews
Astaroth tries to save Nightmare from the horrors of being a tragic hero and preserve one of the greatest villains of all time.
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Crossing Wills reviews
Hyrule was not the goddesses first creation. That honour belongs to a distant, little land known as Virterra. Trouble arises and the spirit of the Hero is rushed back into the world, with certain consequences. crossover:LoZxOverlord. Linkxyou decide
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Link
Oath reviews
A backstory of the elven paladin Luthiena on her story to join with a party of strange adventurers. Deals with her past and her trials on the route to fame. Rated T for safety and blood.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
It's a Rum Thing reviews
A couple years old story writen on the whim of the moment turned into the longest, biggest, most epic beer filled adventure to save the world, filled with cheesy, slap stick humour and a load of everything else, look no further than this masterpeice. R&R
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
The Way of The Light
A small one paged oneshot based upon a fragment of a quest. For five minutes of fantastical pleasure for the literacy centres of the brain, look no further.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
The Rift Keeper reviews
A rag tag group of misfitting adventurers find a way to work togethor in a desperate attempt to keep the abyss, the hells, the heavens and the physical plane from collapsing on each other in a tale told by the oddest of the group, a confused young man. R&
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007
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