Paranoid Emo Ranger
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Joined 07-31-07, id: 1338642, Profile Updated: 10-23-13
Author has written 15 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, Band of Brothers, Mad Men, True Blood, Harry Potter, King's Speech, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Game of Thrones, Alphas, A song of Ice and Fire, Lord of the Rings, and 6teen.

Motto: Practice makes perfect. Nobody is perfect so don't practice!

Favorite movies: Casablanca, King Kong, The Prestige, The Dark Knight, Million Dollar Baby, E.T.,Cars, The Departed, and Gangs of New York

Favorite actors: James Dean, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Adrien Brody, Zachary Quinto, Leonard Nimoy, Leonardo DiCaprio,Alan Rickman,Daniel Day Lewis

Favorite actresses: Kate Blanchett, Hilary Swank, Kate Beckensale, Emma Thompson, Maggie Smith, Angelina Jolie

Favorite Directors: Martin Scorsese and Steven Spielberg

Favorite movie characters:

Napoleon Dynamite from Napoleon Dynamite

Janice Ian from Mean Girls

Billy Costigan from The Departed

Jay and Silent Bob

Favorite tv show: Heroes,CSI,CSI:NY,Star Trek TOS, Game of Thrones

Favorite Cartoon Shows: Spongebob Squarepants, Mission Hill, Clerks

Favorite Anime shows:DragonBall Z, Vampire Knight, Highschool of the Dead

Favorite War series: Band of Brothers and soon The Pacific

Hobbies: Writing stories, drawing, eating, sleeping and watching tv

FACT ABOUT ME: Everybody's having fun except me i'm the lonely one, I live in shame.

DON'T FUCK WITH ME!

I HATE TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT SUCKS ASS!! WHY THE HELL DOES A VAMPIRE SPARKLE! VAMPIRES ARE'NT VEGETARIANS! IF A VAMPIRE DOES'NT DRINK PLANT BLOOD HOW CAN YOU CALL THEM VEGETARIANS? SEEING THAT PLANT BLOOD DOESN'T EXIST LOGICALLY VAMPIRES AREN'T VEGETARIANS!

Website: http://tumblr.com/thoselannisteractors

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Help Me Through This Sadness by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
Christine's father promised her the angel of music. But when Christine dies, what is Erik promised? Left to raise Gustave alone, Christine will guide Erik through every trial that comes with raising a child. Erik's angel. E/C like always. Gustave/Erik
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 127,831 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Past is Another Country by emeraldphan reviews
Now older and wiser, Christine's son Gustave recalls his early years, the journey to Coney Island and everything that took place there which changed his life forever. Read his version of events as he tries to understand it all, including his life with Erik. Musical based. Characters:Gustave/Erik
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,817 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
Again, to love by funnygirl00 reviews
Christine is dead. Gustave is the only reminder left of her. Erik promised Christine he'd take care of her. Raoul, is now desperate to keep him. Can Erik learn to love again; for both their sakes? Or will his pain drive away, again, the chance to love?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,497 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Erik, Raoul, OC - Complete
Peaches by Broken-Vow reviews
There is another girl in Erik's life, and Christine can only blame herself.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,274 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Orphan's Sea Legs by lilouise reviews
June Leighton, a newly orphaned New Yorker, finds a spot on her father's old ship and on a voyage to an unknown world... prekong adventure, JimmyOC
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,179 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/5/2006
Whispers in the Dark by Watson-A-Name92 reviews
Title changed. When Elle Denham was asked to come along to Skull Island, stuck on a ship with a brother she hates and a certain actor who was in love with her, she expected many things. Falling in love wasn't one of them. EnglehornOC
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,771 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
Balrogs and Bunny Rabbits by Serendi reviews
Elrohir feels taht his mother had left him for good and that he will never see her again. Elrond is on his own to make him feel better. a short cute fic. may be one shot, with a balrog cameo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
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I Love You Joanna Lannister reviews
Joanna survives Tyrion's birth, and shares memories of her life with Tywin as they grow old together. One-shots. Chapter 2 is up!
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Tywin L., Tyrion L., Jaime L., Cersei L.
Vegetables, Tennis Balls, Wallet, and Watch reviews
The adventures of the Lannister children when they were younger. Be aware that this is set in a different time setting and contains out of character moments. VERY AU. Chapter 4 is up! The kids go to Lannisport Mall and meet other characters on the way and of course ICE CREAM!
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Tyrion L., Jaime L.
Lady Reckless reviews
Oliver Ollivander, Minerva McGonagall and Filius Flitwick with Arianne Mallister aka Lady Reckless completes the group and always getting herself into trouble. A friendship story. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,060 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - G. Ollivander, Minerva M.
The Last Homely House In Middle Earth reviews
An upstairs/downstairs story of the elves of Rivendell and how they deal with the changing times.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Elrond
The Triumvirate reviews
Kevan is worried about Tywin after Joanna dies while Gerion and Genna bake Braavosi brownies for him. Crack-fic! Just imagine a young Charles Dance with Jeremy Renner as Kevan, a blonde Tom Hiddleston as Gerion, and Kate Winslet as Genna. Not picturing it?...How about now? No?...okay, now? WARNING because of Drug-use and I don't want the kids to read this!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Complete
Brothers reviews
Kevan genuinely cared about his brother just as much as Ned cared for his siblings, or as Jon cared for Robb. In this fic, Kevan goes back to those days in Casterly Rock with memories of Tywin, Tygett, Gerion, and Genna.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Complete
Extremely Quiet and Incredibly Talented reviews
Summary: A nine year old Alpha is found,he has synesthesia but instead of turning one senses on and turning the others off he can process smell, touch, sight, taste, and sound at the same time.Chapter 3 is up!
Alphas - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Dr. Rosen, Gary B.
A Family Affair reviews
This is like my Snape and Jude story. Jim Gordon hears from his sister Ruth that her husband has been cheating on her. What will the commissioner do?
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & 6teen - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - J. Gordon - Complete
MY FOUR BROTHERS AND MY SISTER A DRAFT reviews
George V's children visit their youngest brother John in Wood Farm for a week just in time for his 7th birthday. No mother,no father,just the six of them in Wood Farm. Will David and Bertie's growing hatred for each other break the Little Prince? Rated K
King's Speech - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Bertie/George VI, David/King Edward - Complete
What is Wrong With You! reviews
Snape visits his distant family for the summer. One evening he is stuck in the house with Jude, his distant nephew who likes to do a lot of things when bored. Who knew Jude is actually named Judas, but Snape just nicknamed it for him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & 6teen - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Severus S., Jude L. - Complete
After School Mellow reviews
Jonesy, Nikki, Wyatt, Caitlin, Jude and Jen accidentally get transported to the Enterprise. Is the gang ever going to get back to the Galleria Shopping Mall before things get worse?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & 6teen - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - J. Kirk
I'd Pity the Fool! reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermoine and Neville argue about Snape's name while Seamus and Luna tag along. Inspired by the fic Ron's Secret by Bendleshnitz thanks for the inspiration dude/dudette.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Paranoid Druid reviews
Warning: Out of character. Russell gets a chance to redeem himself and so he is given a task to babysit Arlene's kids. While a certain character is back with a vengeance. Chapter 1 is up!
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Russell E., Eric N.
THE STERLINGCOOPER KIDS:THE GHOST OF STERLING SR reviews
Pete, Peggy, Hildy, Ken, Paul and Sal plan to stay late at night for one week in the office to see weather Roger’s father really does haunt the office during late hours in the building.
Mad Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/22/2009
My Brother, Richard reviews
My name is Katherine Mae Winters but I’m not here to talk about my autobiography and all that David Copperfield kind of crap instead I’m going to tell you something about my older brother; Richard Winters.
Band of Brothers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete