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Joined 07-31-07, id: 1338715, Profile Updated: 08-25-13
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My name is of no importance considering my friends do not know that i write yaoi fanfiction. 70 percent of those who do know however, disapprove (shocking). I wish they could share in my love for all things Yaoi. (sniff sniff tear sniff) So as a safety precaution in case they stumble upon this...please refer to me as Bob ( i know its a boys name...but i seem to
be obsessed with it a bit )

I'm 21

I like mmmm...i dunno...i like whatever i don't dislike i suppose.

I dislike... I'm not really opposed to anything

In the past I have been labled emo (but after some self inflicted rehab i've become quite peppy)

Me and my friends share a disbelief of love. And a dark outlook on the world... join us...join us (zombie like voices) lol.

I have some updating laziness b patient with me...pwease...then if i take to long...send a strongly worded message. lol

My taste in boys: i like them presumed weird, eccentric, funny (in an odd sort of way) with a dark outlook on life...easy to tlk to, and cool to hang out with.

My taste in friends: come as you are...i don't really care. Be yourself.

I hope from this small've learnt something about me.

Have a nice day...and may death take u quietly..(when your ready of course -shifty eyes- yea..ofcourse..always when you're ready -cough-) lol

My favorite yaoi pairings are as follow:

Kakairu-kakashi and iruka

Sasunaru- sasuke and naruto

Sasodei- sasori and deidara

Itakisa- itachi and kisame

Gaalee- gaara and lee

I also like haku and Zabuza but there are not many pairings of them. I guess i'll write one of my own...some day (far off stare) if i remember.

I am so excited because on of my friends is drawing pictures based on chapters of my fanfiction 'pure untamed desire'. They dont look exactly like the people, but it is a pretty good representation. She's on Deviant art, so I'm going to leave the links for the pictures that she has done already:

Chaper one

coloured version: coloured version

charcoal version: charcoal version

Chapter two

coloured version: coloured version

charcoal version: charcoal version

It took a while, but me and my darling Kakashi have finally been able to get married.

Certificate of Marriage

This is to certify that
Kakashi Abu
were married on
December 31, 2007

I'm so happy!!

We were able to do this on:

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Kakashi

2. Iruka

3. Naruto

4. Sasuke

5. Garaa


7. Deidara

8. Sasori

9. Hidan


11. Zetsu

12. Shikamaru

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nope...what the hell!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?


3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Shikamaru and Sasori?...Deidara would probably kill him.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

oh yesh! hidan ish totally smexy!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

ewwww! not in my mind.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

um...five ten i guess?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3

i have no idea...-.-

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

HE may have kyuubi inside his head, but he has five spirits. Different, but similar...can love be found?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

nooooo! and if there was, they wud b painfully OOC

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Controling a bang

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

0.0...ide rather one de-flower four but...since kakshi trained sasuke, sasuke would challenge him to a battle, and things would get a little heated as kakshi notices how mature his student has gotten (still think rather it the other way around)

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Most likely...there are alot of naruhina fics. Heck ive read one

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

naw...i dont think so

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

erm..i dont think so

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3

erm... ...can't really see him saying something too animated

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I don't do song fics...don't know the dynamis of them. when i find an appropriate song i'll tell you

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Over dramatic! with moments of great sarcasm!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hell if i know


1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Kakshi for sure!! he was on the cover of my year book and he's in my name! my love for him will never die!!

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

KAKAIRU pwnz ofcourse, then SASUNARU and SASODEI

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Yaoi ofcourse

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

-sigh- i wish..but where i'm from we don't have cosplays

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

-sniffles- ntn yet..but im working on it. I gotta order stuff online..they dont sell that stuff on my island. yeh i kno it sux

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Uh...well yeh. Married to kakashi..secretly ofcourse. The knowledge of our relationship wud compramise missions. plus didn't you see our marriage certificate

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

Uh kibahina cuz i think the only one for naruto is sasuke

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SASUNARU ofcourse! i cringe when i think of sasuke ever being with sakura

9. Which team is your favorite?


10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Nope...never actually believed it

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Uh obvious much!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?


13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

when his ass comes back to the good side ill b 4 him again

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

WHen i realized i was watching fillers...i said eff this! and went str8 for shipuuden! i rather follow the real naruto story line thank you very much

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

oh yesh!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

it is definitely possible

17. Sub or dub?

Doesn't matter to me as long as i can watch it

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

-sigh- I'm a feminist! what can i say

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

makes me laugh

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? duh!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

erm...according to a friend of mine 'he's a shpeshulz"...and yes she actually spelt it and pronounced it like that

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Deidara fer sure

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Totally AWESOME!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

erm...Sasori would be funneh to watch...sickeningly inlove with Deidara instead of all cold and unfeeling :D

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Well...erm my first ever fanfic read was NAruto fanfic? and majority of the ones i read are Naruto fanfic? and im totally obsessed with the im thinkin yesh.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

...quite obvious from my profile really

27. Do you like lemons?

ohhhhhh yessss! more liek love really!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

my mom does. she totally loves naruto! she actually waits for the episodes to come out online. she is a big fan liek me

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

not sure really

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Yesh! teehee

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

oh yesh! and her life now belongs to me, as i am her naruto supplier. lol

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?


33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'


34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

naw...i put school 1st :( takes up all ma naruto time :(

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?


36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

hell yes! wanna know whats so great about it. plus ma booboo jiraya writes it

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?


38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

no but my friend does

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

he was never really sexc to me..but ide imagine he still is sorta cute

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?


41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

ohhh...ofcourse! all my friends and family know it!


(Like i've said..simply call me that)

(first 4 letters of real name plus izzle.)

(there are only 3 letters)

(fav color and fav animal)
lilac puppy

(your middle name and the street you live on)
Gabby Grants lane (wtf! 0.o)

(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda).
Baby Blue Pepsi

(both parents middle name)
Hariette Shaun

(black, and the name of a pet)
Black Bob

(type your name using your elbow)


I got all these random stufffrom if this makes my profile too long blaim her! lol

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Shikon High by witchesinthongs reviews
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An Unorthodox Love Story by DreamingInColour reviews
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Can You See Me? by AestheticAcoustic reviews
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Midnight with You by dracoizumi reviews
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Pure untamed desire reviews
Sasori and Deidara meet at school and hit it off. But can their feelings for each other overcome all challenges. some ooc
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